Yawning Squirtle
| “ | *YAWN* | ” |
| Yawning Squirtle's eternal message to the world | ||
Yawning Squirtle (also known as The Squirtle who Yawned, according to Chris) is arguably Chris's only creation that isn't complete shit. First depicted in Issue 8, stoned out of his mind.
In a CWC Blog post from 12 January 2010, Chris attempts to curb Yawning Squirtle fandom by stating that Yawning Squirtle was caught by a Pokemon trainer.
Fans strongly disagree with this intrepretation, opting for Sean August Watley's Moon-Pals depiction of Yawning Squirtle spending his days on The Moon getting high with Boulder Dropping Whale and Bill the Scientist.
Political career
Rumors have been circulating that Yawning Squirtle will be running against Christian Weston Chandler as mayor of CWCville, on a platform of marijuana legalization. CWCki reporters tried to contact Squirtle with some questions, but apparently there are no telephones underwater. Plus, Squirtle was probably high as fuck.
Chris of Yawning Squirtle
On at least three instances, Chris has tried to underplay Yawning Squirtle's importance in the comics. Chris has later stated that he assumes that YS is fighting for a trainer now.
| “ | The WAILORD who dropped the rock onto the mother Swampert and the Squirtle who Yawned are ONLY Individual characters who I originally had NO plans on putting into future stories, so ASSUME that the two were BOTH caught by Pok'emon Trainers in Pok'e Balls and now the two are fighting with their trainers in Pok'emon Battles. | ” |
| Chris on Yawning Squirtle, CWC's blog, 12 January 2010 | ||
But we all know Squirtle don't do no fights. Make love, not war.
Images and shoops
Original
Inevitable rule 34.
Lolwut.
Original character, do not steal.
Squirtle!!!
Fffrustrated Yawning Squirtle.
More Fffrustrated Yawning Squirtle.
Oh dear...
He's a firing his lazer...
Advice Yawning Squirtle.
Moar Advice Yawning Squirtle.
Even moar Advice Yawning Squirtle.
Who's Silvana been hanging with...
He came.
Yawning Squirtle in Sparta.
Yawning Squirtle 2.0
Perspectives on Modern Sleep 75
Faggot cosplaying Yawning Squirtle.
Artist's depiction.
See also