Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History

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Episodes (both original and revised)

Part Link Year(s) Event timeline Ending Monologue
1 Current (Original) 1982-2000 Birth to his high school graduation. "Christian's time at high school is still thought of fondly by him, recalling his sweet memories of creating artistic projects for class and frequently hanging out with his gal pals, all of which were abruptly ended with that gloomy, rainy, graduation. But with the end of high school came the promise of a new world in college, a chance for new friends, new experiences, and the first steps to a brighter future."
2 Current (Original) 2000-2004 Enrollment in PVCC to the autism papers. "After the evaluation, Chris carried on with life much like before, with neither him nor his parents making any significant effort to change his ways. But Christmas was soon approaching, and maybe Santa would bring him a girlfriend like he wished, who could right all his wrongs and change his life for the better."
3 Current (Original) 2004-2006 C-Mas 2004 to Chris's graduation from PVCC. "Now that Christian received his qualification, this made him more likely to get a job and advance his life towards building up a career doing what he loved. And possibly even realizing his wish for the Sonichu franchise to become a dignified reality, making his dream come true."
4 Current (Original) 2006-2007 Release of Sonichu #5 to Chris's message to Encyclopedia Dramatica. "With this recent upsurge in interest for Chris, he had the ability to raise awareness for his cause and maybe even take proper action to prevent further trolling. Or better yet, if he took better care of his online presence, he could have made all of this fade away."
5 Current (Original) 2007-2008 Chris finally caving into editing his ED page to the Sonichu Game Talk video. "Christian's newfound infamy brought him much stress and hardship, with him hardly being able to cope with the constant barrage of trolling, getting ever more challenging to discern what was false and what was true; what was an advice and what was an insult. But he still had his principles, his dreams, and ambitions, to see himself through the most trying period of his life."
6 Current (Original) (Revised and Uncensored) 2008 Chris emailing Blanca about porn to the desecration of his medallion. None
7 Current (Original) 2008-2009 Chris crashing into slumber to Clyde Cash revealing himself. "With trolls' moves and behavior becoming predictable, Chris could have had the sense to ignore them as he had stated before, and not fueled the fire. He could have realized that the trolls only craved for attention and would grow in tenacity once noticed. Clyde Cash would prove to be no different."
8 Current (Original) 2009 CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san to the Australian brushfires of 2009. "On February 7th, raging bushfires began to spread across the Australian state of Victoria, eventually killing nearly 200 people. Even though she was known to be living in the state of South Australia, Chris believed that Sarah may have been lost to the fire."
9 Current (Original) 2009 CWC Update 8 February 2009 to Chris preparing for Aunt Corrina's funeral. "After he left the chat, Christian began preparing for Aunt Corrina's funeral, and his eventual trip into uncertainty awaiting him in Cleveland, Ohio. Without a doubt, this would prove to be the most trying birthday of his life."
10 Current (Original) 2009 Aunt Corrina's funeral to Robert Simmons V's church visit. "After he let go of his dependence on conversing online with possible trolls, Christian's life seemed to have taken a turn for the better. But while his relationship with Emily looked promising, he was blissfully unaware of her true motives, and the mysterious scheme to steal her away from him."
11 Current (Original) 2009 Apology to Emily to YouTube Finale. "As it has been shown that Chris hardly ever learned from his mistakes, it should come as no surprise that he would eventually return to YouTube. To broadcast his daily life, to express his love for his sweetheart, to threaten the trolls, to refuel the fire."
12 Current (Original) 2009 ED's 2009 April Fools' Day prank to the hacking of cwcville.com. "The recent burst of attention Christian had gotten was unfortunately not because of Sonichu, but rather his own unusual actions. In any case, he paid little attention to the thousands of eyes watching him and he simply carried on with his life, undoubtedly to encounter more trolls, sweethearts, challenges, and challengers."
13 Current (Original) 2009 CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters to Do Not Dis C Ville. "Despite his best efforts to detach himself from the reputation that has haunted him for years, the trolls remained relentless, sucking him back into their universe. And now, Christian was locked in a fierce battle with his worst enemy: himself."
14 Current 2009 Chris humping his PS3 to Liquid Chris revealing Chris's "real" name. "As Chris remained locked in battle, he came to terms with the possibility that the trolls whom he hated so may well become his saving grace. The extensive documentation of his activities, in his mind, made it clear that there could be only one true Christian Weston Chandler, and whether he wanted it or not, they had become part of his life and would forever stay with him every step of the way."
15 Current 2009 C.W.C. - Thank You :) to LOOK at the truth!. "With the battle of the Chrises still seemingly raging on, Christian was trying his hardest to take back his life. Which, despite its many flaws, regrets, and troubled past, it was rightfully his and his alone."
16 Current 2009 Chris's circa August 2009 meeting with Kim Wilson and Kacey at Applebee's to Kacey Call 4. "Despite his best efforts to shake the trolls off his tail, they refused to let go. And even though he continued to play tricks on them in an attempt to fool them, Christian was no match for the organization, persistence, and cunning of the trolls."
17 Current 2009 Chris's September 2009 death threat to Vivian Gee to Kacey Call 21. "Little did Chris know, but the encouragements and advice he was getting from his supposed friends was all designed to make him look like a fool. It seemed like there was nowhere he could turn, where he could find help and support, and even if he were to find it, perhaps it would be too late."
18 Current 2009 Final installment of Chris's interview with Larry Bundy Jr. to Another One for Clyde Gregg. "With both the trolls and Christian intensifying their efforts to antagonize each other, the trolls became characters in a story, a story in which they were the villains and Chris was the hero. In Chris's mind, the trolls only made his comic book world of heroes vs. evil foes become a reality, a reality he all too readily embraced."
19 Current 2009 Chris opening his "ClydeGreggCashMays" account on YouTube to the Father Call. None
20 Current 2009 Chris's 51 bicep curl video to the CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation. "As another sweetheart saga drew to a close, Christian displayed a remarkable bouncing-back of spirits, urging others to make the Sonichu franchise a dignified reality, like he had done for much of his adult life. Which only reassured trolls that his life was a seemingly endless, repeating cycle, and that there was always room for another nemesis and another boyfriend-free girl to come along."
21 Current 2009 Failed Prank Call to Chris answering Mailbag 13. "Chris seemed to have become revitalized with energy, completing another Sonichu issue and continuing to believe in troll-induced dreams of fame and popularity. But as the dust was settling from the conclusion of Liquid Chris saga, there was someone else rising into Christian's field of vision, challenging his life choices, world views, and what it means to be a Sonichu."
22 Current 2009-2010 12102009 - Fanmail Reading.MP4 to 01142010.MOV. "With the rise of Asperchu, Christian began seeing Alec Benson Leary as his arch-nemesis of that time, effectively replacing Liquid Chris and Clyde Cash before him, showing that he had not learned from his mistakes and past actions, and practically guaranteed that he was destined to repeat them."
23 Current 2010 What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N to Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2. "As another creator managed to converse about the creative process with Chris, his peculiar attachment to his characters was made crystal clear. CWCville had become more than a hobby, more than an ambitious dream of stardom, even more than a way to live out his fantasies. In Christian's mind at least, it had become a tangible reality, inhabited by living, breathing cartoon characters, for as he had stated before, Chris was truly young at heart."
24 Current 2010 Apologies to Alec and Evan to Chris answering Mailbag 52. "Despite Alec's best effort to make Christian aware of Sonichu's damning legal issues, it seemed that everyone except Chris knew that Sonichu could never truly come to fruition. As it was, in essence, an extension of its creator, an amalgam of ideas taken from various pop culture sources, existing in a nonsensical fantasy world, destined to fail."
25 Current 2010 Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8 to the release of Sonichu #10. "Christian's hypocrisy, as highlighted many times by Alec, was on full display again, brutally murdering those to whom he had complained about the graphic violence of their own comics. It would seem that Alec's efforts to change his ways were for naught, as the delivered justice as seen by Chris would only create more conflict in his real life and turn more people away from him. For while he was living his fantasy life as a hero, he failed to realize that in the real world, he was letting himself become the villain."
26 Current 2010 Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9 to 03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV. "As it has been shown that he hardly ever learned from his mistakes, it should come as no surprise that Chris would eventually return to YouTube. To broadcast his daily life, to express his love for his sweetheart, to threaten the trolls, to refuel the fire."

Note: This ending monologue is a slightly-reworded copy of the one from Episode 11.

27 Current 2010 Cleveland Show Voice Rant to Greene County Conspiracy. "With his recent outbursts concerning his mistreatment in Greene County, the falsified Sonichu issue, and his stubborn stance against Asperger's Syndrome, it appeared that Chris was desperately trying to cling to his version of reality in order to escape the depressing truth: that he was still a virgin with a desperate desire for a mate. And since he no longer fled into his comics for comfort, he had to learn how to fend for himself, in a world not his own."
28 Current 2010 Yeardley Love video to JenkinsJinkies' conversation with Clyde. "As he distanced himself from YouTube, he began returning to his old tricks of attempting to attract women in public. And even though he claimed to not pay attention to trolls, he would continue coming back, proving that no matter how much his environment or the people around him may change, there was one thing that always stayed the same: Chris."
29 Current 2010 Chris's 4 July 2010 visit to McIntire Park to EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW. "With Chris's return to YouTube, he felt that he had the upper hand to the trolls, but was in fact unknowingly following their instructions, acting just as they had expected. However, Christian was about to enact a scheme that he believed would surely get the best of his foes, once and for all."
30 Current 2010 Stardate, August 27, 2010 to Jackie E-mails 16. "With his relationship with Jackie still holding steady and promising, the introduction of an ex-boyfriend provided a new foe in Chris's life, which encouraged him to release his inner emotions in video form once again, adding more excitement to his internet presence. For while he may not have been aware, the trolls were the screenwriters of his life, inserting love interests and villains as they wished, in order to entertain a very peculiar audience of a man unwittingly starring in his own show."
31 Current 2010 Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV to A Public Announcement for Congress. "As he edged closer to entering the third decade of his life, Christian was seemingly putting in more a creative effort than ever before, showing exactly what motivated him. A chance to lose one of the things he loathed the most, a thing that he felt cursed him but also defined him: his innocence."
32 Current 2010 Pregnant Act to ToJackie. "Despite how Jackie treated him, to Chris, she was his best chance at fulfilling his desire to lose his virginity and refused to let her go. Though Christian realized that her instructions for his videos were often very demanding and unreasonable, he didn't have much hope for finding someone else, and tried desperately to convince her that she would be the one, in spite of, or perhaps because of, his flaws."
33 Current 2010 Jackie E-mails 20 to 100 2357.MOV. "His most recent correspondences with Jackie made it clear that the troll behind that persona made great effort to make Christian realize that he was to be more responsible of himself if he wanted to change for the better, and that his main source of support, Rocky Shoemaker, only further encouraged his current way of life. No matter how great or small the possible changes he could make, Chris felt great discomfort, and was reluctant to take his life into his own hands."
34 Current 2010 - 2011 Jackie E-mails 23 to LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012. "While Chris's coming out as a Tomgirl may have come as a shocking surprise to many observers, the signs were obvious to those who watched him the closest. Many theorized that his curious case of homophobia was due to his own repressed desires, stifled by his conservative household. And for those who wished to delve deep into his past, Chris's future changes in identity should come as no surprise at all."
35 Current 2011 Creation of the Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia forum to The Red-Maned Deer. "With Chris's recent re-emergence back into the internet spotlight, trolls and onlookers felt like they were experiencing a return of old norms: yet another sweetheart saga alongside another ploy to defeat the trolls. But little did anyone know, his colorful online presence would be suddenly cut short by a tragic event that would drastically change Chris's life."
36 Current 2011 Kaka Makeup Basics to the Rocky Shoemaker call. "With his father's death, for the most part, trolls decided to leave Chris completely alone and not intrude in his affairs, silencing his online world. But his run-ins with the law caused many eyes to turn their gaze back onto him, and whether he was conscious of it or not, Christian would soon show that the internet spotlight was too alluring for him to stay away for good."
37 Current 2012 Chris's January 2012 Facebook posts to the July 2012 settlement of the Michael Snyder case. "As his frequent court appearances subsided, Christian showed no sign of stopping to express his hatred against the owner of The GAMe PLACe, or his burning desire to escape his current real-life situation. For him, the social media site Facebook offered an easy way to voice his innermost thoughts to his friends and foes, and continued to do so, because despite what he had been told, he felt that his constant monologuing and reaching out to others offered him an avenue to some of his most sought-after things: love and validation."
38 Current 2012-2013 Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys to Chris's September 2013 Facebook posts about Lego minifigs. "Without much interaction from other real-life people, Christian's imagination took over, fueling his unquenchable rage for the people who he saw as his enemies. Even when his friends tried to convince him otherwise, he refused to let go of the idea that he was a widely-persecuted figure, hungry for revenge. So he sought comfort in the things that could not disagree with his thoughts, those that could help him realize his visions of vengeance: the games and toys around him."
39 Current 2013-2014 October 2013 Facebook posts to LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014. "As he continued to put his trust in his supposed online friends at this troublesome time in his life, they for the most part did their best to help. Christian's relaxed nature led to him revealing more secret truths about himself, and when encouraged, he thought more about who he was and was coming ever closer to solving his inner confusion, and coming to terms with who he felt he truly was."
40 Current 2014 May 2014 Facebook posts to him finishing his first leg of his date with Catherine. None
41 Current 2014 Second leg of his date with Catherine to Chris addressing his reasoning for the Mr. Smith situation. "While Christian's efforts at using his own infamy to generate extra income seemed like a wise idea, his execution of it had many faults, which included a failure to keep up with demands, and a pricing plan which reflected his perceived infamous reputation. In his struggles to help his family's financial situation, he was faced with some difficult truths about life, accountability, and responsibility."
42 Current 2014 Start of the Sonic Boom Protests to the end of the Keep Sonic Original page. "With the recent change in his idol's appearance, Christian showed just how much he was unwilling to accept seemingly insignificant modifications. This was in part due to his autism, which made it difficult for him to accept changes. In addition, his response was the result of a lifetime of being pampered by his parents, and years of inflated self-importance brought about by the trolls, which led him to falsely believe that he had any power at all to make a difference."
43 Current 2014-2015 Possible reference to Chris's distaste for pickles in an episode of Sonic Boom to a comment made by him on the official My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Facebook page in March 2015.

This is the first episode to use feminine pronouns to describe Chris.

"Christine's insistence in keeping herself young at heart had resulted in a change in circumstances that she felt were unjust: an adult consequence brought about as a result of a childlike tantrum. With her life now colored once again with more impending court dates, Chris still failed to become an adult, not because she didn't want to grow up, but perhaps, she didn't understand if she still could."
44 Current 2015 Chris's second hearing for the Boxing Day macing to his "Pink Fresh Lemonade" drawing.

Debuts a new version of the intro, using feminine pronouns.

"As she continued to embrace her new identity, Christine felt more at ease at mingling with seemingly like-minded people, a feeling of belonging she had not felt in a very long time. The gay club was a sanctuary, a relief from both trollsome and legal troubles still prevalent in her life. However, a change in identity did not largely change her personality, and she would continue to engage with life with a predictable attitude. For she still was the same person behind a different name."
45 Current 2015 Chris's temporary ban from Facebook to Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle! "After achieving early success in selling off her customized crafts, Christine further pushed her figurines to be sold for profit, a practice that she originally considered as merely a hobby with minimal desire to make money from it. But the figures now had more than just one purpose: aside from characters contained within her fictional comics, there were also individuals from her personal life, or as she might possibly see it, characters from her life story, characters which she could use to enact her fantasies of vengeance, and triumph. A new reality where she can hide from her troubles. A reality in which she can always win a losing battle."
46 Current 2015 Donation Options Reviewed. to Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers. "In a dramatic turn of events, it seemed that Christine had returned to her old ways of disputing impostors, troll-created fictitious Sonichu merchandise, and attacking people who she believed were part of a grand conspiracy against her. As new trolls continued to test the waters and see if they could reenact past events, it became clear that as the world continued to spin around, so too with the life of Chris Chan."
47 Current 2015-2016 Chris' 1 December 2015 Facebook post about his bed to Update, 1/22/2016, and new items for Cwcville Shopping. "With the seeming demise of her latest foe, Chris apparently avoided a larger trolling saga. Yet hiding behind the scenes was a mysterious gal-friend, about which nothing was revealed. Once again, Christine was in the midst of a possibly new acquaintanceship with a troll, pretending to be a possible love interest. Unbeknownst to Chris, and also, to the ones who watched her the closest."
48 Current 2016 CatKnight Interview to Jeff is Beyond Denounced. "As Chris reengaged in a seeming battle with her impostor, Chris found that the extensive documentation of her activities continued to haunt her. And whether she wanted it or not, her past actions, whether they be good or bad, had become a constant part of her life. And like the trolls, would forever stay with her every step of the way."
49 Current 2016 Happy Pokémon Day. to Please, Donate. "With the grim reality slowly coming to surround her, Christine had to deal with making the unwanted choice between doing what she needed to do and doing what she wanted to do. A financial crisis restricted her from enjoying a lackadaisical lifestyle. Sooner or later, Chris would have to realize that the carefree life of a child was no longer an option for her."
50 Current 2016 Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis to Donations Requested, Please. "As both her mother's health and financial troubles worsened, Christine seemed to struggle with living through troublesome times. Her past success in creating merchandise now seemed to be lost, with the mounting pressure of keeping up with demands becoming too much to bear. From now on, whether she liked it or not, the strangers who looked on, prying into her private life, would become her last hope for survival."
51 Current 2016 Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1 to Chris's Facebook post regarding incest. "As Christine caused herself a medical emergency, she refused to admit that she was bringing herself in harm's way, overcome with the belief that she could transform her body into a true female form. With the overflow of messages of concern and advice, it appeared that rather than observing her every move out of mockery or amusement, there was an increasing number of people watching to make sure she was safe. For Chris continued to prove, day after day, that she could not live her life comfortably on her own."
52 Current 2016 Chris's Facebook announcement to Cole Smithey to Feelings of the election results. "As Christine tried to deal with a reality that was not to her liking, she, like in many situations before, resorted to creating realities which existed only in her imagination. Because the only reality that she had full control over, for the time being at least, was in her mind."
53 Current 2016-2017 I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously to Chris's first interactions with DoopieDoOver. "As Christine stated, she tried her best to forget about the actions of trolls and cyberbullies of the past, and made efforts to form new bonds and possible friendships. However, she had trouble in understanding how she could be perceived by others, and what were the appropriate actions one should make in starting new relationships, which only increased the chance of more misunderstandings and more heartbreaks."
54 Current 2017 Chris offering words of wisdom to Live Game Stream - C-Log 05052017. "With the return of The Classic, Christine tried yet another way to capitalize on her past infamy. However, it proved to yield no financial gain, as the value she believed it had was a product of her perceived worldwide appreciation and fame, thinking she had a loyal fan base of millions. Nevertheless, she would soon venture down another path, another hearkening back to old times, a return to the very thing that placed her in the public spotlight."
55 Current 2017 Chris's first Sonichu Issue #11 livestream to Doopie confirming that she knew about Chris's old antics. "As Christine continued to interact with DoopieDoOver, she failed to see how she was nothing more than another one of her many supporters, hoping against hope to strengthen their relationship, or perhaps advance it further to the next level. She would soon find out that hope can sometimes be a foolish thing."
56 Current 2017 Chris interacting with the Planet Dolan crew to Chris revealing that he was behind the NightStar2891 account. "BronyCon made Christine feel loved and accepted, due to the nature of the attendees generally maintaining an air of acceptance and kindness, though often it was merely face-value courtesy. Riding high on waves of happiness, Christine would soon be met with dark clouds once again."
57 Current 2017 Chris's pizza observation to Jessica Quinn's conversation with Moonman's Son. "Even though Jessica firmly stood by her stance as a real woman, genuinely interested in a possible relationship with Christine, most people assumed her to be a troll on the count of her sometimes ethically questionable Facebook posts over the years. Whatever the case, Christine believed, once again, that she had found her sweetheart, a girlfriend like she wished, who could right all her wrongs and change her life for the better."
58 Current 2017 Chris comparing Jessica Quinn to Lovely Weather to Chris rationalizing that Quinn wasn't a troll. "Though heartbroken by her breakup with Jessica Quinn, Christine sought comfort in the possibility, however unlikely, that the nature of their relationship was genuine. This created a feeling of success, a belief that Chris did, in fact, have and lost a true sweetheart, giving her the strength to start again and keep moving forward, producing more merchandise and exploring new stories, new characters, and new ideas."
59 Current 2017 Creation of Sonichu 12 to the Facebook post about Operation BARBarossa. "With Wise seemingly in control of Chris's thoughts, he established how easily convinced Christine could be of outlandish concepts, if one were to indulge in her adventurous musings in cartoon realities and alternate dimensions. This was merely the beginning of an insidious cycle of trolling, that would cause detrimental effects to her psyche for years to come."
60 Current 2017-2018 Chris's tweet about a Heterochromia customization in Sonic Forces to the Facebook post celebrating his 36th birthday. "For the time being, it seemed that Christine had regained some semblance of control of her own life and her mind. Her online reputation continued to provide her with additional income in the form of eBay sales and Patreon supporters. However, out of sight of the public eye, individuals with menacing plans were toying with her emotions and beliefs, and were about to push her to her breaking point."
61 Current 2018 The growth of the amount of Idea Guys to a string of tweets Chris posted about his fetishes. "From the events of these past few days, it became all the more clear that Christine was still under the control of bad actors. No one knew for the time being their true identities, the extent of their torment, or even the lengths they would soon go to use Chris's loosening grip on reality for their own amusement."
62 Current 2018 Chris streaming on Twitch urging others to buy his eBay items to a desperate plea video for monetary donations. "In the aftermath of the Idea Guys Saga, Christine was left in a dire financial situation. Desperate to meet obligations, she lashed out at her real-life surroundings, which all too often, were unkind to her. Unlike the interdimensional world she had come to accept, through the Idea Guys. While they no longer actively influenced her, they imprinted onto her a seemingly tangible world where Chris had true control, influence, and love. A magical escape too alluring to let go."
63 Current 2018 A Twitter post of Chris attempting to sell his old phone on eBay to a video in which he states the importance of his ponysona Night Star. "With the recent ousting of the Idea Guys came support in the form of Null and the other Guard Dogs, who did what they could to quell the abuse and negative attention that surrounded Christine. What they couldn't restrict, however, were Chris's own actions, which would undoubtedly, like many times before, attract many curious and unkind eyes once more."
64 Current 2018 Justin Silverman emailing Chris about his fundraising campaign to get to the convention to Chris leaving BronyCon 2018. "After packing up her things, Christine made her way back to the car and began her trip back home: back to reality, and back to troubles."
65 Current 2018 Waiting for the tow truck to Barbara Chandler will be making out autographed photos and posters. "Christine had begun to embrace her infamy once more, by increasing her merchandise output. However, like with the ideas she sought from her circle of friends and acquaintances, she focused on instant gratification with no foresight of her future outlook, dooming herself to an endless cycle of foregoing needs in favor of wants. Ignoring mistakes of her past that she was bound to relive in the future."
66 Current 2018 A tweet from Chris in which he asks for the whereabouts of his Wikipedia page to a text message in which Chris states his lost cat Sorbet had died and merged with his counterpart in the sister dimension. "As the Chandler household slipped further and further into debt, and the future looked more and more uncertain, Christine tried her hardest to escape the misery of her life by creating the hope for a new one. She hoped all her and others' creations would come alive and live side by side with her. She hoped that if she tried really hard to believe in the Merge, it could indeed come true. She hoped that if people agreed with her, it could let her know that there truly could be a way out from the life she made."
67 Current 2018-2019 Chris explaining the Dimensional Merge to Chris falling out with The Captain. "From this recent turn of events, it was apparent that meddling in Christine's life, no matter with good intentions or bad, was bound to only bring trouble for all involved. As those who got too close had to deal with the negative fallout, Chris careened on, changing rules for her life to form as many comfortable cushions as possible, to brace herself for whatever inevitable blow may come."
68 Current 2019 Chris announcing he will not be attending MAGfest to Chris begging to be unblocked by the Brony Analysts. "Cracking under the pressure of the people she sought comfort in pushing her away, Christine once more failed to acknowledge that her own actions were largely at fault. For most people, it is difficult to own up to their mistakes, and take the blame and inevitable consequences. For a goddess like Christine, whose reality decreed she could do no wrong, perhaps it was impossible."
69 Current 2019 Chris forgives Twitter blockings to Chris being gifted a Nintendo Switch "From recent developments, it seemed that some individuals were very willing to spend their time and money to attempt to help Christine in some way, seeing her as a hapless victim in an unfortunate environment, surrounded by hate. They regrettably did not realize that, not unlike Chris herself, they failed to learn from mistakes of the past and hoped against hope for a well-intended - but doomed to fail - brighter future."
70 Current 2019 From Bryanfrogboy's prequel video to Sarah and Steve defending their enabling on Twitter.

The intro from this episode onward begins featuring increasingly disintegrative "glitches" in the lead-up to Chris's arrest for incest.

"As debt further mounted, Christine found comfort in the people that followed her, for she could almost surely depend on someone to financially help her when needed. In her world, helping hands were always within reach. With such a life, there was no need to try to improve or to change."
71 Current 2019 From Pappy Van Poodle Interview to Chris begging for money to attend Bronycon. "As BronyCon soon approached, Christine clamored for any hope of recapturing the perceived love and acceptance she felt during the previous convention. For her, it was an escape from a world of bullying, demands, responsibilities, and accountability; to a small part of the world where she would have freedom, and not be judged and ridiculed. She would do all she was willing to in order to achieve that release, if only for a moment."
72 Current 2019 From Thinking of selling bath water to First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019. "As the prophesized Dimensional Merge continued to elude her in her time of need, [Audio glitch] -and used by those with ulterior motives, boosting her beliefs so as not to break the bond. After years of being tricked into believing alternate realities, it seemed that there was no one who could break the cycle and bring her back to reality. The stage was set for new players to enter and perform the roles that only Chris wanted to see."
73 Current 2019 From Chris and Magi-Chan are luminaries to Chris orders the Shipfic cards, snaps at customers wanting books.

This episode is notable as the only one with a sponsorship, which Geno segues into after reading the Magi-Chan tweet that serves as the opening.

"Christine continued to live in her own world of idyllic illusion, though supplanting her famed comics with trading cards, perhaps to hearken back to his younger years of playing trading card games. But now, instead of seeking the thrill of winning matches, she was enacting fantasies of matchmaking and romance with characters of her own design, controlling a game of love over which Chris herself had no control."
74 (Faux) Current 2019-2023 An April Fool's joke that gives a false good ending to Christory. "Christine's life is one that no one should envy. Born into unideal circumstances, Christopher and his parents struggled to deal with a condition with which they were ill-equipped to deal, but tried to the best of their abilities to live to the fullest. Unfulfilled, yet hopeful, Christian searched for happiness, a place to belong, and himself, only to find bullying, hostile environments, and losing his sense of self. Relying on her misery to carry herself forward, Christine learned to accept her imperfect and hopeless existence, occasionally alleviating her lifelong lows with momentary highlights, by consuming the kinds of media by which he was arguably raised. Somehow, a sudden outsider perspective caused her to rethink her way of living, and found a new hope on the horizon, acknowledging that a girlfriend or any outsider help would not fix her life; but rather, changing her own life from within. In the end, Chris left her endless cycle of mistake and ill-judgment-ridden adversity behind her, and matured, took control, and found love along the way. As the troll Clyde Cash once said: 'Everybody has to grow up, but for some, growing up can take a very long time.'"
74 Current 2019 From Chris' GoFundMe for BABSCon to his reply to the troll @CWCEmmanuelle. "After a decade-long cycle of bullying, mistakes, and ill-judgment-ridden adversity, Christine found solace after rejecting the reality that treated her so harshly, greatly aided by individuals seeking some semblance of internet notoriety, driven by the misguided belief that they were contributing to a story of historical note. Chris's life was one that no one should envy nor influence, for if left to her own devices, she may not believe it was possible to escape her consequences in search of a better life."
75 Current 2019-2020 From Chris and Jacob Sockness arguing over character ownership to The End Games blocking Chris on Twitter. "As time went on, Christine's inter-dimensional lore grew and became more convoluted, confusing herself and others by mixing what creating and chronicling characters and events truly meant, trying to hold on to her make-believe idyllic world, despite its tearing at the seams right in front of her. As a possible reaction to her perplexment, Chris sought comfort in others in the real world, who could help her expand the lore of her fantasy and encourage her to keep moving forward, though it appeared to be a Herculean task, since Chris was still Chris."
76 Current 2020 From The End Games receiving a threatening letter from Chris to "Sonichu" explaining how COVID-19 was eradicated in dimension C-197. "As COVID-19 brought about a need for social distancing, mass travel restrictions, and closings of establishments, it is conceivable that Christine used the concept of a body switch scenario to further engross herself in an escapist fantasy, one in which she managed to attend the long-awaited BABScon in an alternate timeline. As it has happened before, negative outside influences only encouraged a deeper retreat into fantasy, that Chris was now less likely than ever to let go."
77 Current 2020 From "Sonichu" participating in the Leftovers Tonight stream to Chris's Last Will and Testament. None
78 Current 2020 From "Sonichu" assuring everyone that Chris and Barbara are safe to the Goochland Library Sermon. None
79 Current 2020 From "Sonichu" planning to appear on The Create Unknown podcast to "Sonichu" having a premonition concerning Manchester High School. "With the Dimensional Merge perpetually approaching, but never arriving, Christine reached out to any conceivable source of media that could reassure her that her reveries would come true, seeking guidance in Randy Stair's history and twisting past events to make them fit into her personal reality. Though as hard as the Watchmen may have tried to keep her grounded, they were powerless to stop her wandering mind from leading her into troubles that they could never imagine."
80 Current 2020-2021 From "Sonichu" wishing his followers a happy Thanksgiving to Null DMing Chris telling him not to tweet about a troll's fetish for excrement consumption. "No matter if their true intentions were for better or worse, Christine would prove time and time again that she would only listen to those who encouraged her beliefs of an idyllic universe, that could right all her wrongs and change her life for the better."
81 Current 2021 From "Sonichu" discussing the fallout of the Larry Vaughn saga with the Watchmen to the second Psychic Discord chat with KwaiiSandbag. "No matter if their true intentions were for better or worse, Christine would prove time and time again that she would only listen to those who encouraged her beliefs of an idyllic universe, that could right all her wrongs and change her life for the better."

Note: This ending monologue is a copy of the one from Episode 80.

82 Current 2021 From "Sonichu" sharing his feelings of loneliness with the Watchmen to the Affirmations List‎‎ and Lovers Attributes List. "As more and more people tried to sway her into a different state of thought, Christine started to push against their efforts, convincing herself that her perceived sense of divinity was being challenged and tested. After many years of indulging in fanciful lies, she now seemed incapable of accepting an inconvenient truth."
83 Current 2021 From Chris finding masturbation tiring to discounted meditation stones on Praetor's Etsy shop. "In her seemingly ever-uncertain life, Christine reflected on her past and present in an effort to find her future, utilizing any and all spiritual and New Age means she could find. While believing herself a guide and a source of wisdom, she was but a blind follower, accepting any outcome given, allowing her thoughts be altered by players working from the very same playbook that others used so many years before."
84 Current 2021 From Chris sharing his first of daily Tarot card reading on Twitter, to sharing two new photos of Barb's haircut. "From the outset, Christine's life seemed to have taken a positive turn. With Null's help, she and her followers saw just how much of an active fan base Chris still had, and just how many were willing to help her reach her life goals, with some, perhaps quietly, expecting trouble to follow her in her new adventures. However, no one could have predicted how her life would soon be dramatically altered, forever."
85 Current 2021 From Chris continuing to complete commissions for his fundraiser to get his to the Everfree Northwest convention, to the troll Bella getting discovered.

This episode lacks the normal intro altogether, with the opening disclaimers and titles over a black screen while a buzzing noise plays that increases in volume, until the screen turns white.

"As for Christine, she remained in jail, seemingly under the belief that her actions would bring no long-term repercussions, and that her confinement was a result of a momentous misunderstanding. Whatever historic event she thought would come about during the Dimension Merge was seemingly taking place, a perverted expression of affection brought about by the burning of sexual frustration. This turn of events propelled her to a level of attention never before experienced, further adding to her sense of importance and self-grandiosity. Much of Chris's belief that her life in particular was one of great significance, no doubt was an effort 15 years in the making, as online observers continually followed and notated his activities in the most excruciating detail possible, striving to complete a complete record of this particular person's life, turning, in the grand scheme of things, an insignificant and ill-functioning individual into an icon of significance. All compelled to contribute in the name of Christory, an unexplainable desire to document Chris Chan and study study the minutia of her life. Some Christorians are compelled to spread the word, believing it is a life story meant to be heard. A lesson in all that can go wrong in a life, the practice of which only leads more and more people to discover her and embrace Christory, adding to the ever-increasing record of her infamous life. Some not only seek her out, but also inject themselves into Christory, as a means to attain a semblance of notoriety, or to help a pitiful soul who, more often than not, would reject thoughtful well-meaning efforts in favor of accepting words of false praise from the apparent masses. With an international ever-present following like hers, it is not hard to understand that Christine would feel she was of great importance to the world. At this point in her life, no matter how hard Christine Weston Chandler's body would get beaten, there was no overthrowing the mind of Christine, the goddess."