Yawning Squirtle

“	YAWN	”
Yawning Squirtle's eternal message to the world

Crystal buys all her weed from Yawning Squirtle.

Yawning Squirtle (also known as The Squirtle Who Yawned) is arguably Chris's only creation that isn't complete shit. First depicted in Issue 8, stoned out of his mind.

In a CWC Blog post from 12 January 2010, Chris attempted to curb Yawning Squirtle fandom by stating that Yawning Squirtle was caught by a Pokémon trainer.

Political career

Rumors have been circulating that Yawning Squirtle will be running against Christian Weston Chandler as mayor of CWCville, on a platform of marijuana legalization. CWCki reporters tried to contact Squirtle with some questions, but apparently there are no telephones underwater. Plus, Squirtle was probably 2 high 2 reply.

Chris on Yawning Squirtle

On at least three instances, Chris has tried to underplay Yawning Squirtle's importance in the comics. Chris has later stated that he assumes that YS is fighting for a trainer now.

“	The WAILORD who dropped the rock onto the mother Swampert and the Squirtle who Yawned are ONLY Individual characters who I originally had NO plans on putting into future stories, so ASSUME that the two were BOTH caught by Pok'emon Trainers in Pok'e Balls and now the two are fighting with their trainers in Pok'emon Battles.	”
Chris on Yawning Squirtle, CWC's blog, 12 January 2010

Fans strongly disagree with this interpretation, opting for Sean August Watley's Moon-Pals depiction of Yawning Squirtle spending his days on The Moon getting high with Boulder Dropping Whale and Bill the Scientist.

In the Cwcipedia article on Bubbles Rosechu, Chris further expanded on the character by stating that he was a childhood friend of hers. It's unclear if this will lead to Rule 34 art of the two anytime soon.