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===Episode 10: "Sonichu Babies"=== | ===Episode 10: "Sonichu Babies"=== | ||
It is explained that the [[rainbow]] that emerged from Sonichu's collision with Sonic created eggs that | It is explained that the [[rainbow]] of Chaos Energy that emerged from Sonichu's collision with Sonic created five eggs that landed in various areas within a few miles of [[CWCville]]. [[Christian Weston Chandler]], the narrator, congratulates himself on this cute intro, and presents what [[Sonichu (character)]] and [[Rosechu]] would have looked like if they had been born as [[Sonee]] and [[Rosee]], which makes no sense because they first appeared fully-grown, having evolved from mature [[Pokemon]]. | ||
[[ | Each of these eggs is shown hatching into a new baby [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]]. First, the green egg lands in the jungle and the hatchling is raised by a [[Venusaur]] and a [[Scyther]]. In time, [[Wild Sonichu]] develops his abilities to shoot vines from his arms, fly with his propeller-like tail, and camouflage himself into his surroundings. | ||
The blue egg lands in the ocean, where it is recovered by a [[Swampert]] who takes it to the beach to hatch. The resulting Rosee loves to play in the water with her "mother," until one day a [[Boulder-Dropping Whale|Wailord inexplicably drops a boulder]] onto Swampert, causing it to sink into the depths. Terrified, the Rosee tries to save Swampert, but is too weak; however its effort causes it to evolve, and [[Bubbles Rosechu]] is able to save her. Bubbles is so happy to reveal her origin that she decides to make a seashell necklace, just like the stupid vagina-having strumpet she is. | |||
The white egg somehow ends up at the doorstep of an convent, where it is discovered by some nuns who live there. The nuns raise the white Rosee, who learns the Catholic faith alongside them. She evolves into [[Angelica Rosechu]] in her sleep one night, and conveniently Christian Chandler is outside her bedroom window with shoes and a scrunchie for her to wear in her new form. | |||
The red egg crashes into Nabe's dojo-shin, immediately hatching into a Sonee. Inspired by his surroudnings, the Sonee tries to fight. Mypoe accepts the Sonee's challenge, and for no apparent reason rips its tail right out of its body. This trauma causes the Sonee to evolve into [[Punchy Sonichu]]. Punchy uses his impressive strength to Sky Uppercut Mypoe straight through the roof, never to be seen again. Nabe offers to teach Punchy the ways of the martial arts, at which Punchy excels. | |||
The purple egg hatches inside a mysterious mountain, where it is seemingly alone. However, the Sonee is telepathcially contacted by [[Mewtwo]] from a nearby city. Mewtwo has noticed the Sonee's telepatchic powers and wishes the mentor him in those abilities. In this way the Sonee learns to master his abilities and vicariously learns about the outside world and Jackie Chan movies. One day during his routine meditation he evolves into [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]]. Mewtwo congratulates Magi-Chan and sets him off to find his destiny, promising that they will meet in person someday... | |||
===Episode 11: The Chaotic Combo in "When Hedgehogs Meet"=== | ===Episode 11: The Chaotic Combo in "When Hedgehogs Meet"=== | ||
Revision as of 15:09, 14 March 2009
Sonichu #3 is the fourth issue of the series. This issue spotlights the Chaotic Combo, and almost no intelligible dialogue.
Features
Episode 10: "Sonichu Babies"
It is explained that the rainbow of Chaos Energy that emerged from Sonichu's collision with Sonic created five eggs that landed in various areas within a few miles of CWCville. Christian Weston Chandler, the narrator, congratulates himself on this cute intro, and presents what Sonichu (character) and Rosechu would have looked like if they had been born as Sonee and Rosee, which makes no sense because they first appeared fully-grown, having evolved from mature Pokemon.
Each of these eggs is shown hatching into a new baby Electric Hedgehog Pokemon. First, the green egg lands in the jungle and the hatchling is raised by a Venusaur and a Scyther. In time, Wild Sonichu develops his abilities to shoot vines from his arms, fly with his propeller-like tail, and camouflage himself into his surroundings.
The blue egg lands in the ocean, where it is recovered by a Swampert who takes it to the beach to hatch. The resulting Rosee loves to play in the water with her "mother," until one day a Wailord inexplicably drops a boulder onto Swampert, causing it to sink into the depths. Terrified, the Rosee tries to save Swampert, but is too weak; however its effort causes it to evolve, and Bubbles Rosechu is able to save her. Bubbles is so happy to reveal her origin that she decides to make a seashell necklace, just like the stupid vagina-having strumpet she is.
The white egg somehow ends up at the doorstep of an convent, where it is discovered by some nuns who live there. The nuns raise the white Rosee, who learns the Catholic faith alongside them. She evolves into Angelica Rosechu in her sleep one night, and conveniently Christian Chandler is outside her bedroom window with shoes and a scrunchie for her to wear in her new form.
The red egg crashes into Nabe's dojo-shin, immediately hatching into a Sonee. Inspired by his surroudnings, the Sonee tries to fight. Mypoe accepts the Sonee's challenge, and for no apparent reason rips its tail right out of its body. This trauma causes the Sonee to evolve into Punchy Sonichu. Punchy uses his impressive strength to Sky Uppercut Mypoe straight through the roof, never to be seen again. Nabe offers to teach Punchy the ways of the martial arts, at which Punchy excels.
The purple egg hatches inside a mysterious mountain, where it is seemingly alone. However, the Sonee is telepathcially contacted by Mewtwo from a nearby city. Mewtwo has noticed the Sonee's telepatchic powers and wishes the mentor him in those abilities. In this way the Sonee learns to master his abilities and vicariously learns about the outside world and Jackie Chan movies. One day during his routine meditation he evolves into Magi-Chan Sonichu. Mewtwo congratulates Magi-Chan and sets him off to find his destiny, promising that they will meet in person someday...
Episode 11: The Chaotic Combo in "When Hedgehogs Meet"
Flame the Sunbird describes the significance of the Legendary Master Sunstone, which is then immediately stolen by Black Sonichu on orders from Naitsirhc. Black Sonichu's getaway draws the ire of each of the Sonichus and Rosechus introduced in Episode 10, causing them to join forces with Sonichu as the Chaotic Combo.
Sub-Episode 4: Christian Chandler in "McAttack"
Christian's Love Quest is again interrupted, this time by B-Manajerk, Merried Seinor Comic and their army of Mecha-Jerkops. Chris again gets his ass kicked and has to be rescued Darkbind Sonichu, but after Darkbind leaves Chris is attacked by the W-M-Manajerk.
Additions
This comic also includes:
- A shit drawing of Chris's MySpace. He only has one friend, but that's one more than real life.
- A phone order service for lonely men to order boyfriend free girls. If only it were that easy, Chris.
Links
- Episode 10 Comic Audiobook Part 1 Audiobook Part 2
- Episode 11 Comic Audiobook
- Sub-Episode 4 Comic Audiobook
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