Collosal Chan

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Collosal [sic] Chris-Chan (aka Hobo Chan) is yet another Mary Sue form of Chris in the Sonichu comic. He, like Ultra Sonichu, is the result of "Chaotic Crystal Power" after all seven of the Chaotic Crystals have assembled. Anticipate terror, especially after what they did to 4-Cent Garbage shortly before their transformation.

Collosal-Chan is, surprisingly, the size of regular Chris-chan.

Sonichu 10

Hobo-chan makes his first and, if we're to take Chris's word for it, last appearance in Sonichu 10. Using the power of the Chaotic Crystals, he transforms into what is essentially a glorified super form, bearing a few similarities to the Level 4 Super Saiyan transformation from Dragon Ball GT. For some reason, the anime wings won't cut it this time around, like they were used more than once.

Despite the name, "Collosal" Chris-Chan appears to be exactly the same size he always is.

The first thing he does is rescue Crystal from the Dark Mirror Hole. Arriving in Minnesota, he jacks into the HEX BAWX of Alec Benson Leary, enters its computer world, somehow deletes everything connected to the Asperpedia, and blows up the HEX BAWX. He later helps Chris's version of the Asperchu characters in their fight against Metal Asperchu before travelling back to CWCville to finally confront Mary Lee Walsh, whom he defeats promptly and unceremoniously.

A far better depiction of Collosal Chan.

Appearance

The concept is that Collosal-Chan is some kind of half-way point between regular Chris and Chris-chan Sonichu. However, in Chris's stunted ability, this basically manifests itself as Chris-chan in a ratty vest, stupid hat, and with a hobo beard. Why Chris would want to be a half-version of his actual super form doesn't make a bit of sense: how does having the weaker Chris's body improve over just being a magic, omni-capable hedgehog? So far there is no reason to believe that the things Chris does as Collosal-Chan couldn't also have been done by Chris-Chan Sonichu.

His medallion also changes from yellow to orange, just like Ultra Sonichu.

Powers

So far, Chris has displayed Collosal Chan with strange, almost god-like powers, the most basic of which are flight and telepathy. On top of that, he is shown to enter the Dark Mirror Hole effortlessly and retrieve Crystal from the mirror, connect into a computer via its USB port (and his finger... somehow) and create a version of himself to destroy everything and create a Lightning Bomb and some sort of barrier to prevent the bomb from blowing up other stuff. He also has some basic combat abilities, but he lets himself use most of those as regular, pussy human Chris anyway. During his fight with Mary Lee Walsh, Chris is capable of creating solid weapons presumably out of pure electricity that greatly resemble Kratos's blades from the videogame, God of War.

At this point, these are the only powers utilized in the comic itself, but it's a fairly safe bet that Hobo-Chan will have access to all the powers of his previous forms (the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, for example) and any ability that the Chaotic Combo (or any other character) possesses, in addition to any power deemed necessary to save the day.

Gallery

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  Collosal Chan

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  Wth Ultra Sonichu

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  THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES

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  The final battle.