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[[Image:Chrisansestore.jpg|thumb|Chris's [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokian]] ancestor]] | [[Image:Chrisansestore.jpg|thumb|70px|Chris's [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokian]] ancestor]] | ||
According to [[Christian Weston Chandler]], he has at least one Cherokee ancestor, about which he assuredly knows nothing. This ancestor is depicted in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] as the '''ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan'''. | According to [[Christian Weston Chandler]], he has at least one Cherokee ancestor, about which he assuredly knows nothing. This ancestor is depicted in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] as the '''ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan'''. | ||
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==Appearance== | ==Appearance== | ||
According to the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], Christian is in fact the reincarnation of this figure, which apparently explains the many dreams and visions in which the ancestor reveals new anchuent powers for Christian to use to fight [[Jerkops|mall security]]. But being the "geinus" he is, Chris apparently misunderstood the whole reincarnation idea, thus depicting the leader as a white, blue-eyed, brown-haired, pudgy, child-like man. You know, just like Chris himself. Either Chris is just totally ignorant about Native Americans, or he is a racist who prefers envisioning all positive characters as having the same | [[Image:Tsalagi.jpg|thumb|right|70px|Real Cherokee chief, pissed at Chris's bullshit.]] | ||
[[Image:Mercur.gif|thumb|left|90px|Mercury]] | |||
According to the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], Christian is in fact the reincarnation of this figure, which apparently explains the many dreams and visions in which the ancestor reveals new anchuent powers for Christian to use to fight [[Jerkops|mall security]]. But being the "geinus" he is, Chris apparently misunderstood the whole reincarnation idea, thus depicting the leader as a white, blue-eyed, brown-haired, pudgy, child-like man. You know, just like Chris himself. Either Chris is just totally ignorant about Native Americans, or he is a racist who prefers envisioning all positive characters as having the same appearance as himself. Or maybe both. | |||
Judging by the size of his head, he appears to be encephalitic. | Judging by the size of his head, he appears to be encephalitic. | ||
Befitting his status as a Native American chieftain, he is always depicted wearing a gold, vaguely | Befitting his status as a Native American chieftain, he is always depicted wearing a gold and purple, vaguely Roman-looking breastplate, yellow sandals and the coveted [[Cherokian crown]]. The Cherokian crown looks a little like [[Wikipedia:Mercury (mythology)|Mercury]]'s helmet. All this supports the theory that Chris just knows jack shit about actual Cherokees and their culture. | ||
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Revision as of 18:24, 17 May 2010
According to Christian Weston Chandler, he has at least one Cherokee ancestor, about which he assuredly knows nothing. This ancestor is depicted in his comics as the ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan.
The character is never given a name, forcing Christian to refer to address him as Ancestor. This is likely because he knows nothing about Cherokee names and therefore could not come up with one.
His wife is the queen of the Cherokian Clan.
However, if Chris is at all part Cherokee, then there's a 100% chance it wasn't anyone of importance. Most probably Chris's ancestor was a Cherokee woman that fell in love with a white male, got her eggo preggo and was kicked out for being a disgrace to the cherokee's honor.
Appearance
According to the Anchuent Prophecy, Christian is in fact the reincarnation of this figure, which apparently explains the many dreams and visions in which the ancestor reveals new anchuent powers for Christian to use to fight mall security. But being the "geinus" he is, Chris apparently misunderstood the whole reincarnation idea, thus depicting the leader as a white, blue-eyed, brown-haired, pudgy, child-like man. You know, just like Chris himself. Either Chris is just totally ignorant about Native Americans, or he is a racist who prefers envisioning all positive characters as having the same appearance as himself. Or maybe both.
Judging by the size of his head, he appears to be encephalitic.
Befitting his status as a Native American chieftain, he is always depicted wearing a gold and purple, vaguely Roman-looking breastplate, yellow sandals and the coveted Cherokian crown. The Cherokian crown looks a little like Mercury's helmet. All this supports the theory that Chris just knows jack shit about actual Cherokees and their culture.
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See also