Sonichu 11

TEN YEARS WITHOUT A CEASE AND DESIST LETTER FROM NINTENDO AND SEGA!

Take that, separation of church and state! Also: child molestation.

She's addressing Chris.

Sonichu 11 is the 12th comic in the Sonichu comic series, dated 13 August 2009. Based on the cover, it will be the 10th anniversary issue, suggesting it will be released sometime in March 2010.

A Sonichu Christmas

In December 2009, in response to requests for a Sonichu Christmas special, Chris began to create a comic adaptation of A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story, at the same time as he was working on the original prose version of the story. This marks the second time that Chris's prose was adapted into comic form - the short story "Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs" served as the basis for episodes 1 and 2 in Sonichu 0.

the comic opens to show the Recolor Sonichu Family in various states of celebration for the Christmas season.

Chris believes toddlers can do a lot, as Cera, Christine and Robbie hang stockings, rehearse for the overtly Christian school play, and help bake cookies. At least one of them appears to be in elementary school, so Chris likely forgot how old they were supposed to be.

Christine notably plagiarizes a joke from Family Guy, marking the second time Chris has stolen a Family Guy joke since Sonichu 8, only this time instead of screwing up the context of the joke he manages to make the already off-color gag (that suggested Jesus' mother wasn't a virgin) more offensive, as it is being uttered by a child who intends to say it at her school play, likely leading to loud gasps, boos, and an expulsion.

The scene takes focus on Sonichu and Robbie hanging stockings, Robbie proceeds to butcher a quote from a Holiday classic and they than have a long, boring conversation about what toys Robbie wants, the conversation finally ends with Sonichu giving a diabetes inducing speech about his kids.

Meanwhile Rosechu and Cera make an abnormally small amount of cookies, so that each child is apparently allotted one cookie in an individual plastic bag. Cera makes a big deal about making a special cookie for a Jewish kid in an uncomfortably awkward attempt at sensitivity. The cookie is vanilla flavored, in case the Jewish kid has some kind of food allergy. Rosechu and Cera do not consider that anyone other than Jews might have food allergies.

Cera says "I wuv you!" While facing away from her mother and directly at the reader, apparently breaking the fourth wall. Chris really wants more people to love him unconditionally for being special.

Robbie and Cera, speaking in complete sentences despite being toddlers, notice that it has snowed two feet. Sonichu and Rosechu have a long conversation about purchasing groceries for "a few days."

While Sonichu goes to the supermarket, Christine recites Luke 1:45 - 55 (which Chris types as Luke 14.5 - 55) while Rosechu watches and the children stare on with their soulless green eyes. Incidentally, this Bible verse mentions how GodJesus will reward the humble and punish the proud and the mighty. While this verse is commonly heard in Protestant churches, there's no way that any public school in the 21st century could get away with anything this overtly religious without fear of legal reprisal.

Later, Sonichu returns home with groceries. His trip to the supermarket was uneventful and uninteresting.

External links

Sonichu #11