Bionic the Hedgehog
| “ | Bionic the Hedgehog is Sonic the Hedgehog's long-lost brother. He is a professional basketball star and hand with tools in mechanics. He can score over 100 baskets in a single B-Ball game. | ” |
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Bionic the Hedgehog (born 13 November 1986[1]) was Chris's first major creation. Brother of Sonic the Hedgehog. Loves to play basketball.
Binonic is the most flamboyantly gay of Chris's characters and, to emphasise that fact, Chris hooked him up with the comic's token lesbian, Megagi Skunk.
It is known that Chris created him way back in high school, November 13 1996. When he was standing in the middle of the hallway next to a basketball field staring into nothingness like a retard. He claims that he was daydreaming about another Sega-made "Mighty the Armadillo".[2]
Anyway he's standing there like a tardie, next thing you know BLAM! Nigga gets hit on his face with a basketball. So CWC claims that "opened the lockers to his mind" and inspired him to create his first Sonic recolor. PUFF! We gots ourselves an original character. Don't steal it you guys he created it first!
Much like the other characters in his brilliant comic, Bionic represents some elements of Chris, like how Naitsirch is gay. On issue 8, he goes on claiming showing off to his autistic Daddy how his skunk girlfriend blew him on the second date, and that on the third they were gonna get some hot hedgehog yiffing action. Chris has gone on record saying that couples usually get it on on the third date.
Despite his name, Bionic is not a cyborg. So why did Chris decided to name him "Bionic"? Because, well, it's Chris.
Interestingly, Bionic used to look rather different than Sonic the Hedgehog, with smaller head-spines and much larger back-spines. Not that it didn't look stupid, but he had a different profile shape, at least. Chris being Chris, now Bionic looks like the pallet-swapped Sonic the Hedgehog he always was at heart.
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