Lovely Weather

Note the broad shoulders, the lack of hips and how she's as tall as Chris...

Lovely Weather is Chris's future wife, who Chris traveled through the Time Void to rape, "Revenge of the Nerds" style. She can seen in the comic in her present-day form, where she looks like a man in drag.

Named because Chris likes to sing "Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather...." over and over. He thinks this is clever because "Lovely Weather" could be someone's name! Now it is. The source of the name might be the song "Sleigh Ride" written by Mitchell Parish and Leroy Anderson in 1948. Here's the first part of the lyrics:

“	"Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, Ring ting tingling too Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you, Outside the snow is falling And friends are calling "Yoo hoo," Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you."	”
Sleigh Ride

See also:

• List of Chris's sweethearts
• Chris and Sex
• Crystal Weston Chandler