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In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], it is revealed that Zelina and Darkbind are both part of the British Monarchy. The most inbred branch, obviously. | In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], it is revealed that Zelina and Darkbind are both part of the British Monarchy. The most inbred branch, obviously. | ||
According to the [[Sonichu_chronology| Sonich Chronology]], Zelina was put under the spell at age twelve and Darkbind at age thirteen. Considering that Darkbind was planning on proposing to her that night, either this was a childish declaration of love, or RuleCWC retains medieval era ideas on marriage. | |||
When Darkbind isn't wasting time helping his [[Christian Weston Chandler|creator]] fend off [[manajerk|mall security]], he's on a quest to find the seven [[Sonichu Balls]] so he can awaken his girlfriend. More so than most of the characters in the comic, he is apt to blurt out statements about balls. Given the sheer [[Homo|faggotry]] of his character design, is it really that surprising? | When Darkbind isn't wasting time helping his [[Christian Weston Chandler|creator]] fend off [[manajerk|mall security]], he's on a quest to find the seven [[Sonichu Balls]] so he can awaken his girlfriend. More so than most of the characters in the comic, he is apt to blurt out statements about balls. Given the sheer [[Homo|faggotry]] of his character design, is it really that surprising? | ||
Revision as of 21:11, 24 March 2011
Darkbind (born 16 May 1985[1]) is a Sonichu. Darkbind is yet another purple recolor (as if we hadn't had one purple recolor as it is) who's gay. The gayness of this recolor is even more justified by his faggy cape and especially his Sword of Fail.
His humble origins are of complete mystery. He was probably created by the same rainbow that all of Chris's stupid recolors spewed out of. However, that raises the question of why his girlfriend is a princess. Who the hell would find a random furfag that got shat out of a rainbow and proclaim it princess of anything?
In Sonichu #10, it is revealed that Zelina and Darkbind are both part of the British Monarchy. The most inbred branch, obviously.
According to the Sonich Chronology, Zelina was put under the spell at age twelve and Darkbind at age thirteen. Considering that Darkbind was planning on proposing to her that night, either this was a childish declaration of love, or RuleCWC retains medieval era ideas on marriage.
When Darkbind isn't wasting time helping his creator fend off mall security, he's on a quest to find the seven Sonichu Balls so he can awaken his girlfriend. More so than most of the characters in the comic, he is apt to blurt out statements about balls. Given the sheer faggotry of his character design, is it really that surprising?
Things Darkbind rips off
- Sonic
- Pikachu
- Magi-Chan (See second sentence in the first paragraph of this article.)
- Darkwing Duck (The typeface for "Darkbind" is taken from the Darkwing Duck logo). His name is also two letters off from being Darkwing)
- Link from The Legend of Zelda series (The sword as well as "Bind" possibly being used as another word for "Link". Darkbind even refers to himself as "the Link that will save Princess Zelina Rosechu").
However, it can be argued that Darkbind Sonichu is simply a complete ripoff of the purple-haired, sword-wielding Future Trunks from Dragon Ball Z.
Sauces
- ↑ CWCipedia article on Sonichu (Yes, Sonichu, as not even Chris could be bothered to create an entire article for such a useless character.)
See Also
- Clawdorf - Darkbind's arch nemesis (though he's only actually ever appeared as a silhouette in a flashback).
- Zelina Rosechu
- Sonichu Balls