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The '''Giant Penis Comic''' (officially '''Sonichu Comic Special 3''', colloquially as '''PENIS COMIC''' in the [[Audiobooks]] adaptation) is a short comic drawn by [[Chris]], | The '''Giant Penis Comic''' (officially '''Sonichu Comic Special 3''', also known colloquially as '''PENIS COMIC''' in the [[Audiobooks]] adaptation) is a short comic drawn by [[Chris]], depicting his [[sex|wedding-night]] with [[Ivy]]. It was hacked and published by [[The Miscreants]] on [[2009#April|April 29, 2009]]. | ||
==Story== | ==Story== | ||
Following the events of Chris and Ivy's wedding, Chris meets with Ivy's father [[Keino]] who, it is worth noting, looks eerily like coach John McGuirk from adult swim's [http://intensities.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/coach-mcguirk2.jpg Home Movies]. Chris immediately begins brown-nosing his new father-in-law, displaying the utmost respect to both the man and the uniform. (This is especially hilarious considering Chris's issues with [[Jerkops]] and [[Bagget]] in particular.) Keino launches into a speech about what a great man Chris is and how he admires the tribulations our hero has endured. He entrusts Ivy to Chris's "strong, capable hands," which makes no sense | Following the events of Chris and Ivy's wedding, Chris meets with Ivy's father [[Keino]] who, it is worth noting, looks eerily like coach John McGuirk from adult swim's [http://intensities.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/coach-mcguirk2.jpg Home Movies]. Chris immediately begins brown-nosing his new father-in-law, displaying the utmost respect to both the man and the uniform. (This is especially hilarious considering Chris's issues with [[Jerkops]] and [[Bagget]] in particular.) Keino launches into a speech about what a great man Chris is and how he admires the tribulations our hero has endured. He entrusts Ivy to Chris's "strong, capable hands," which makes no sense, as usually the father of the bride gives his blessing ''before'' the wedding; instead we have Keino granting Chris permission to fuck his daughter. | ||
We then see Chris and Ivy checking into the Double-CWC Hotel (confirming that we are indeed in [[CWCville]]), where Chris has reserved a luxurious penthouse suite. Chris has of course thought of everything--the room is set up with no less than five [[dirty crapped briefs|Glade Plug-Ins brand air fresheners]], and they will be sharing a meal of grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, and chocolate pudding. | We then see Chris and Ivy checking into the Double-CWC Hotel (confirming that we are indeed in [[CWCville]]), where Chris has reserved a luxurious penthouse suite. Chris has of course thought of everything--the room is set up with no less than five [[dirty crapped briefs|Glade Plug-Ins brand air fresheners]], and they will be sharing a meal of grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, and chocolate pudding. | ||
Chris carries Ivy over the threshold and they are almost immediately naked. Chris stands, displaying his almighty [[pickle]], which turns out to be ''gigantic'', as in, an [[hex-box|XBOX-HUEG]] third leg. This depiction of his penis looks to be life-size, as Chris studied and traced it and was told to give special attention to its crookedness. Anime speed lines seem to whiz past both Chris and Ivy's naked forms, suggesting that they | Chris carries Ivy over the threshold and they are almost immediately naked. Chris stands, displaying his almighty [[pickle]], which turns out to be ''gigantic'', as in, an [[hex-box|XBOX-HUEG]] third leg. This depiction of his penis looks to be life-size, as Chris studied and traced it and was told to give special attention to its crookedness. Anime speed lines seem to whiz past both Chris and Ivy's naked forms, suggesting that they are about to lose their respective virginities in a high-speed collision. | ||
The newlyweds copulate for all of one panel before they both transform--Chris into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], and Ivy into some as-yet-unnamed fursona. The two | The newlyweds copulate for all of one panel before they both transform--Chris into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], and Ivy into some as-yet-unnamed fursona. The two wretched creatures assume the doggy-style position, and make love into the wee hours. As they achieve simultaneous orgasms, both Chris and Ivy have stars in their eyes as they share the solemn thought of thanking [[Christian Weston Chandler|God]] for allowing them to find true furfag happiness. | ||
The comic ends with the two | The comic ends with the two gorging themselves on their ten-dollar chicken dinner, making a toast with wine glasses filled with [[CWC Orange Soda]], and God knows what else. Chris and Ivy share a feeble attempt at humor that was lifted from [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpjHayAQHqc Home Movies]. | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
Revision as of 11:10, 4 November 2009
The Giant Penis Comic (officially Sonichu Comic Special 3, also known colloquially as PENIS COMIC in the Audiobooks adaptation) is a short comic drawn by Chris, depicting his wedding-night with Ivy. It was hacked and published by The Miscreants on April 29, 2009.
Story
Following the events of Chris and Ivy's wedding, Chris meets with Ivy's father Keino who, it is worth noting, looks eerily like coach John McGuirk from adult swim's Home Movies. Chris immediately begins brown-nosing his new father-in-law, displaying the utmost respect to both the man and the uniform. (This is especially hilarious considering Chris's issues with Jerkops and Bagget in particular.) Keino launches into a speech about what a great man Chris is and how he admires the tribulations our hero has endured. He entrusts Ivy to Chris's "strong, capable hands," which makes no sense, as usually the father of the bride gives his blessing before the wedding; instead we have Keino granting Chris permission to fuck his daughter.
We then see Chris and Ivy checking into the Double-CWC Hotel (confirming that we are indeed in CWCville), where Chris has reserved a luxurious penthouse suite. Chris has of course thought of everything--the room is set up with no less than five Glade Plug-Ins brand air fresheners, and they will be sharing a meal of grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, and chocolate pudding.
Chris carries Ivy over the threshold and they are almost immediately naked. Chris stands, displaying his almighty pickle, which turns out to be gigantic, as in, an XBOX-HUEG third leg. This depiction of his penis looks to be life-size, as Chris studied and traced it and was told to give special attention to its crookedness. Anime speed lines seem to whiz past both Chris and Ivy's naked forms, suggesting that they are about to lose their respective virginities in a high-speed collision.
The newlyweds copulate for all of one panel before they both transform--Chris into Chris-chan Sonichu, and Ivy into some as-yet-unnamed fursona. The two wretched creatures assume the doggy-style position, and make love into the wee hours. As they achieve simultaneous orgasms, both Chris and Ivy have stars in their eyes as they share the solemn thought of thanking God for allowing them to find true furfag happiness.
The comic ends with the two gorging themselves on their ten-dollar chicken dinner, making a toast with wine glasses filled with CWC Orange Soda, and God knows what else. Chris and Ivy share a feeble attempt at humor that was lifted from Home Movies.
Gallery
HEY BRENDON, why am I in a shitty comic by an autistic kid?
Ivy used too much botox
Air fresheners are a big turn on: use eight of them!
Chris's extraordinary sense of dimension has finally got him laid.
Chris can't escape his bent dick even in his comics.
Then the yiffing commences. Notice Chris draws himself and Ivy better as furfags than as real people.
THANK YOU GOD! It's over!
Jaunty banter, after-sex banter.
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