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Chris finally caved to [[Evan#Effort_to_remove_Simonla_from_Sonichu|pressure from Evan]], and agreed to kill off Simonla. He fleshed out the original [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:SchuComic11P81.jpg/ death page] to reveal that [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] and Simonla had managed to shit out an egg together. Moments later, Simonla is fatally wounded in a toilet explosion, and Wild sits on the egg reminiscing about how much he and Simonla were looking forward to being parents, in an attempt to make readers care about [[Sonee & Rosey|the little blessing]]. Shortly after Simonla dies, the abomination hatches and asks where Mommy is. Ever sensitive and tactful, [[Magi-Chan]] promptly tells her that "Evan killed Mommy". | Chris finally caved to [[Evan#Effort_to_remove_Simonla_from_Sonichu|pressure from Evan]], and agreed to kill off Simonla. He fleshed out the original [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:SchuComic11P81.jpg/ death page] to reveal that [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] and Simonla had managed to shit out an egg together. Moments later, Simonla is fatally wounded in a toilet explosion, and Wild sits on the egg reminiscing about how much he and Simonla were looking forward to being parents, in an attempt to make readers care about [[Sonee & Rosey|the little blessing]]. Shortly after Simonla dies, the abomination hatches and asks where Mommy is. Ever sensitive and tactful, [[Magi-Chan]] promptly tells her that "Evan killed Mommy". | ||
[[Image:Lisa.jpg|right|thumb|A super intelligent girl with spiked hair?]] | |||
Sandy evolves into a Rosechu in less than a week, and has the intelligence of a fourth-grader by the time Evan, Alec, Mao and Sean go to trial for killing Simonla. Naturally, all four are found guilty and are sentenced to be murdered in the most violent and bloody ways imaginable. Wild, responsible father that he is, encourages Sandy to brutally eviscerate Evan. Sandy does so, right after displaying serial killer tendencies by taking Evan's glasses as a trophy. The duo round off this wholesome daddy/daughter bonding activity by delivering the killer blow together. | Sandy evolves into a Rosechu in less than a week, and has the intelligence of a fourth-grader by the time Evan, Alec, Mao and Sean go to trial for killing Simonla. Naturally, all four are found guilty and are sentenced to be murdered in the most violent and bloody ways imaginable. Wild, responsible father that he is, encourages Sandy to brutally eviscerate Evan. Sandy does so, right after displaying serial killer tendencies by taking Evan's glasses as a trophy. The duo round off this wholesome daddy/daughter bonding activity by delivering the killer blow together. | ||
Revision as of 14:36, 25 February 2010
—Sandy, Sonichu 10 |
Sandy Rosechu is the daughter of Simonla Rosechu, with many of the same design elements, making her yet another kludge of a certain Chu. For whatever reason, she is able to harbor a desire for revenge and ninja-skills at a very young age, but she still has no discernible personality traits from the other Mary Sues (assuming that they have any).
Sonichu 10
Chris finally caved to pressure from Evan, and agreed to kill off Simonla. He fleshed out the original death page to reveal that Wild and Simonla had managed to shit out an egg together. Moments later, Simonla is fatally wounded in a toilet explosion, and Wild sits on the egg reminiscing about how much he and Simonla were looking forward to being parents, in an attempt to make readers care about the little blessing. Shortly after Simonla dies, the abomination hatches and asks where Mommy is. Ever sensitive and tactful, Magi-Chan promptly tells her that "Evan killed Mommy".
Sandy evolves into a Rosechu in less than a week, and has the intelligence of a fourth-grader by the time Evan, Alec, Mao and Sean go to trial for killing Simonla. Naturally, all four are found guilty and are sentenced to be murdered in the most violent and bloody ways imaginable. Wild, responsible father that he is, encourages Sandy to brutally eviscerate Evan. Sandy does so, right after displaying serial killer tendencies by taking Evan's glasses as a trophy. The duo round off this wholesome daddy/daughter bonding activity by delivering the killer blow together.
Outside the comics
Sandy is basically a giant "Fuck you" to Evan, since she's little more than a smaller version of Simonla with a few cosmetic changes and an epic THIRST! FOR! BLOOD!
Only time will tell if Sandy's existence leads to another lawsuit.
Future
It remains to be seen if Sandy will be a recurring or regular character, or if she will never be heard from again.
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