Sonichu 7 Official Videobook
Sonichu 7 Official Videobook is a series of videos made by Chris, in which he reads out the comics from Sonichu 7. He started uploading these videos on 18 September 2009.
Episode 15
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Okay, now for a new segment...Book number seven. Sigh-Once again, all Sonichu material is copyright March 17th 2000, by me, Christian Weston Chandler, any names or person illustrated in any of the Sonichu comics that may seen similar to anyone in real life or...fiction are purely coincidential or otherwise parodic. And...uh... Couple of character in the issue are thought up or draw by Megan Shroeder. Anyway, here is the cover of book number seven. Yep. Time traveller episode. With all the vintage photographs in the background. I put this together myself on the computer.
Here's some of the original drawings for the front cover. Ok, moving on. Episode 15: Time for a ball. Manchester High School, november 2nd, 2007. Hnm. Bionic is shooting baskets while Meg-uh, Meg-chan and I were, uh, hanging around and Sonichu and Magi-chan are nearby searching for next Chaotic Crystal. Anyway, Bionic says Ah, Meg-chan, I wanna thank you for hooking me up with Megagi. The first date was goood. We have fun and she called me for a second date. I'm happy. (with girly voice) Ah, that's no problem, Bionic, i'm glad thing are working with both of you. And I am thinking Ahh, Meg-chan, she is truely a sweet gal-pal. How I yearn to hug her, unfortunaly she'll only let me hold her hand now. And then, maybe time will...(creepy moans)...oh well, I'm still happy to have her as my sweet friend. Megagi enter-enters, and call Bionic, she says Hey, B-hog! Are you ready for paintball and love potion? Hehe, I'm rarin' for a big mess! Maybe if you're lucky, I'll let you...kiss me at the end! hehe! Awwwwwwwyeaaaaah! A kiss after this date, and then after the third...weeheeee, yahay! Come on, ten-hut! I'm coming! Uh, good for you, bionic. HEH
You smell good, what is that? Oh, just me with strawberries, hehe And then that just pulls me a momentary misery of reminding Great. Remind me I'm a frustraded virgin. Why not invite Slaweel Ryam with a sledge hammer to smash my heart again? Chris, are you ok? And she- and Meg-chan grabs my hand. And I am reminded that Oh yeah, I have my sweet friend here. Uh, you look like you are about to cry or something. Was something in the matter? Uh, only a minor irritation, Thank you, Meg-chan, I feel better. Oh, wow, he's closing on me be da bi duu too much!
Oh, wa, HEY! Uh, let's go see what Magi-chan and Sonichu have learned in their search! What are they doing over there? HEH Aww, she had a little too much excitement, so she changed the subject...SO CUTE she cares about me! ( I dont think so). Meanwhile, Sonichu and Magi-chan, talking and, Sonichu has the first Chaotic Crystal, and he is saying Well, I'm getting a strong reading from this crystal, but I don't see number five anywhere...Are you getting any psywaves of energy? Hnm...I am detecting the energy of the next crystal, yet I'm sensing another person's Deja Vu moment...Darkbind did say the crystals are bound- are able to scatter trought space and time. It has to be in the past of this very location, the question is who ame into contact with it. If we can find the person or animal who was here at that time, i can calculate the precise date and second of contact. Well, it could't been me, I may not have existed back then yet. Or around here. So then we both come to aproach them, I go Hey guys, what's DA UPDATE? and then Meg-chan is thinking Oh wow, what a mood recovery, kinda Goku-get-em attitude! And Sonichu tells, uh, report us Well, Chris, we're so close! We found that the next crystal may have gone back in time. We need to locate the person who might have... 'Wait, I sense something. What, Magi-chan? Hnmmmmmmmmmmmm hnmmmmmm the vision is clearing up hmmmmmm ff eaaaah hnnmm Mighty the armodillo being slammed away as the orange basketball player first emerged....
That's it! Aproximately november 13, 1996, during a scheduled basketball pratice at 2:31:29 PM, the crystal bonked Christian Weston Chandler on his head at the exact moment that locker slammed open in his imagination! Wait, that's crazy! That's only a random-acess guess at best! Actually, he is correct. Uh? Hnm. I remember being struck on my old bean, as I imagine mighty reclining agaist a locker, as the situation was read from a Fear Street novel from my favorite author, R.L. Stein. That moment, at random, the locker room door slammed open, and Bionic the hedgehog entered my world, I thought it was mistakenly thrown basketball...hnm, this corrects my, that theory. Anyways, yah, I used to, I take, take, take the Sonic the hedhegog characters and whatnot. Even sometimes myself uses characters in the stories I read'em, I read the Goosebumps books and whatnot. Even in...ah shoot, I have to remember the name of that other book I read that I like.
Anyway. Hnm. I feel as silly as the time that I temporary gained weight, became stupid and went to watch television' at ghost command. And I pretty much had to library this way because I had to use someone to parody, to be a parody of Peter Griffin, but could not use his real name of character. So anyway Seth McFarlane, here is a silly sketch idea for a family episode- a Family Guy episode I fully approve for you to use as see fit. Coming up in just a moment. Bye bye...now. (Random sounds) Ehh, I gotta use the bathroom, excuse me! Hehe, I gotta use the can to! Uh, sorry, I got here first, this here is occupied. Ah, here is a can! Hnm. Wonder what these buttons do!
Vwuup. Pfffaaa. Let's go, ghostbusters, let's go let's go! Doorooroo dooroo doo doo...Sorry, this scene was omited- to gross and silly. Doo dooo doorooo Let's go, ghostbusters, let's go, let's go let's go! Let's go, ghostbusters, let's go, let's go! Dooroo dooo dooo rooo doooo UAAAAH PFF PFF PFF PFFF OWWWW MY AXELS! I knew this weight would be too much for me one day! Oh boy...this is not the bathroom. Oops. Ehehehe... Anyway, back away from the scenery, that's the end of that show- bit, anyway. Moving on. That's settled, I can ensphere you, me and Sonichu, and take the three of us counter-clockwise around the world, thus sending us back in time. But we have to keep in mind that there was a change made, it can change or present and future. Hnm. I agree. But we have to get the crystal for the sake of my sis-- Erm, exucese me! Hnm. Eh, is it possible that I may keep this outfut? It's hard to find clothes that fit. Huh. Oh, sure, no, no problem, Sam, Sam. We may need you for another sketch in the future. Anyway, I mean, if we are doing a Family Guy parody. Anyway, your medal was not only buildt bigger that the original, while it was painted with the...with the words on the back, it lacks the additional writings and symbols and shrinky-dinks(?), that there is, there, as mine does. So there is no mistaking yours for mine, so go ahead, you take care and have a safe day. Ehh, neat, thanks! I'll see you later, I'm gonna go find Peter and gonna go hanging with him for a little while. We'll go get some drinks! EHEHEHEHEH! Hnm.......uh? Pshiiu! Magi-chan creates a sphere around me, Sonichu and himself. Whoa! Inside the sphere, we're, he is talking to us telepathically, Hnm. Viewing from the inside in, this psychic orb is invisible, and so are we three, as long as we stay within it. Sonichu, run backwars. Uh, why? Ok, why? To revolve the sphere in reverse and go back in time.' Ah! Yes sir, I'm going backwards! (Fshiuuu piush) And we go backward in time. Meanwhile, nearby, a female gal-pal, an old high-school gal-pal of mine is searching the web on a lap-top. And she finds something that surprises her. Oh my god, Chris! Stay tune for the next part of this episode!
Episode 16
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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KCWC Special
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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