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| The '''Decepti-Clones''' are a line of evil robots in the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic series]] which work for the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]. Created by [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and her minions for use in battle, the Decepti-Clones come in three variants with different purposes, all based on actual Decepticons from the various ''[[Transformers]]'' animated series, movies and comics. The very first of these was the Crackder, which appeared all the way back in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu #4'']]. However, in this model's first appearance, there was only one Crackder, and he was described as a "[[Transformer|Change-Bot]]" rather than a transformer. Crackder would later reappear as a mass produced robot and backed up by two other Decepti-Clone models.
| | [[Image:MegagiDecay.jpg|thumb|left|An example of Megagi's change in personality.]] |
| | [[Image:Megagi.jpg|thumb|Megagi's reaction to being included in Christian's shitty comic.]] |
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| Conceptually, the Decepti-Clone army originated from the ''Transformers'' video game for PS2, which featured many weak, mass-produced enemies like the Decepti-Clones which could be killed in droves by the player character so as to reserve actual Decepticons for boss encounters. In essence, they were to the Decepticons what the [[Jerkops]] are to the [[Manajerks]]. Their spiritual sucessors in ''Sonichu'' serve much the same purpose.
| | {{quote|Whether or not you've noticed NONE of my original female characters have....breasts. I just don't believe in giving animals that kind of human quality.|Megan on Megagi, [[Megan Emails, Jan-July 2007|6 March 2007]]}} |
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| == S.A.V.s (Scoundrals as Vessels) ==
| | {{quote|SHE DOES HAVE BREASTS. Megan Schroeder DREW THAT WAY.|Chris on Megagi, [[IRC (20 January 2009)]]}} |
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| The S.A.V.s were the most prominently featured of Chris's Decepti-Clones, despite not being the first he created. Their purpose was simple: They were unmanned robots and came in large numbers, which meant that Chris's characters could destroy hundreds of them at a time and not have to worry about actually killing anyone. Unlike with a [[Jerkop]], a giant robot can be sliced in half or blown up, and no-one will think anything of it, even if that robot is sentient. Also it goes without saying that fighting robots is infinitely cooler than fighting mall cops.
| | '''Megagi La Skunk''' is one of [[Megan Schroeder]]'s furry-inspired characters who dates [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]. She has outlived her creator's presence in the comic, similar to [[Jiggliami]], except Megan was (probably) not a [[troll]]. Megagi does not have breasts. |
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| The S.A.V.s themselves transformed into armored S.U.V.s, hence the name, with large cannons mounted on top. They were said to act much like tanks in battle. They were slow and heavy, and Chris claimed among other things that an S.A.V. stomping could be heard and felt from ten miles away, and that a hit by a blast from their cannons was equivalent to an impact from "Class 5 Meteor".<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Scoundrals_As_Vessels</ref>
| | Megagi was originally called '''Spunky Skunk''', which Chris obviously didn't like because it might have reminded him of a rather [[Semen|nasty habit]]. |
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| Their design is based on that of [[Wikipedia:Swindle (Transformers)|Swindle]] from [[Wikipedia: Transformers Animated|''Transformer Animated'']].
| | Given her name and color scheme, she likely constitutes a plagiarism of ''[[Wikipedia:Tiny Toon Adventures|Tiny Toon Adventures]]'' character [[Wikipedia:Fifi La Fume|Fifi La Fume]]. |
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| They appeared for the first and last time in ''Sonichu #9'', where they almost outnumbered the Jerkops in their sheer numbers. [[Sonichu]], [[Blake]], [[Bubbles]], [[Armoraxe]] and [[Reginald Sneasel]] are all seen killing S.A.V.s at various points in the comic, with Sonichu destroying an S.A.V. as part of the [[Sonichu Fan Promo]] adaptation and Blake also killing an S.A.V. with a crown who seemed to be a squad leader.
| | Megagi is colored purple, pink and blue. The same colors are used to symbolize bisexual pride. |
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| Towards the end of the comic, [[Magi-Chan]] sends a psychic message to Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] to tell them of the state of [[CWCville]] and the ongoing battle. In a long textwall, Magi-Chan mentions in passing that the entirety of Mary's Decepti-Clone army had been destroyed, and that [[Son-Chu]] and [[Excelina]] had already gathered up the parts and shipped them off to an army base to be recycled. The S.A.V.s are never seen again.
| | Worth noting is that Megagi was originally from [[Parody]] Island, where she probably lives with Megan's other traced [[Sonic]]/[[Pokémon]] hybrids, but the name was changed to [[Chris and religion|Parodyse]] Island in the comic. |
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| == Crackder ==
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| [[Image:CrackderBot.jpg|thumb|left|Behold, [[Wes Iseli|one]] [[Bagget|of]] [[W-M Manajerk|many]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|foes]] who has no problem beating Chris and yet does not kill him.]] | |
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| The Crackder was one of the first Decepti-Clones to appear in ''Sonichu'', having first been called upon in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu #4'']] by [[Bagget]] to defeat Chris at the [[Get-Tar Region]]. Though Chris tried to defeat the Crackder, it easily won by [[Fail|tripping him up]] and causing his [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] form to deactivate. Jerkops were then able to handcuff him while Crackder picked him up and dropped him from a high height, just because he deserved that little extra bit of humiliation. Crackder then transformed into a jet to take Bagget, [[Jerkhief]] and Chris back to PVCC headquaters, and was then never seen again until much later in the series.
| | Megagi used to have somewhat of a different personality from the other female characters at first; she seemed to be the [[Silvana|tomboyish]] type, and Chris described her as being like an "Army Soldier". In [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], she calls Chris out on his shit.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/images/0/03/SchuComic6P21.jpg]</ref> Although her concept is still not so original, it was different from the typical [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] who just liked shopping. However, in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], she gets watered down just like the rest of them - [[Women's Rights|girly and no personality]] - and later on in the comic she is further reduced to being [[Bionic]]'s personal cheerleader. |
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| Crackder, while similar in nature to [[Wikipedia:Starscream|Starscream]], was actually a ripoff of a different transformer named [[Wikipedia:Thundercracker|Thundercracker]], specifically the [[Wikipedia:Transformers: Cybertron|''Transformers: Cybertron'']] version of him. This is even alluded to in the dialogue, as Bagget at one point claims that Crackder was made from parts imported from Cybertron, which in-universe is the home planet of the transformers and the namesake of the series.
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| There were many differences between Crackder in his two appearances. As was mentioned above, in his original appearance Crackder was reffered to as a "Change-Bot" rather than explicitly as a transformer, and there was originally only one of him. By the time of his next appearance in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu #9'']] however, his status was upgraded to an official transformer, (or to a Decepti-Clone at least), he was mass produced, he was backed up by two other Decepti-Clone variants, and he seemed to have undergone a dramatic decrease in both power and ability, as in his original appearance, the lone Crackder was able to take down Chris in his superform single handedly, whilst by the time of ''Sonichu #9'' [[Angelica]] was able to destroy four of them by herself in less than two pages, meaning that either the mass produced Crackders were a lot weaker than the original, or else Chris was just a useless pussy.
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| According to the [[CWCipedia]], Crackders are equipped with missles in their jet form and a large cannon in robot form. They are described as the quickest of the Decepti-Clone variants, as well as the "most deadly and cunning".<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Crackder</ref>
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| When the Crackder reappeared in ''Sonichu #9'' as a mass produced model, it served as the Jerkop's aerial offensive on CWCville. While the S.A.V.s were unpiloted mechs which drove on the ground and the Punislavs were [[Jerkop]] driven cars in vehicle mode, Crackder still transforms into a jet plane, and in fact is only ever seen in this jet plane form in the issue. Whether or not they are still piloted is never made clear, but if they were then [[Chaotic Combo|our heroes]] are most certainly guilty of murder now. Throughout the issue, eight of them appear. Five of them attack [[Angelica Rosechu]]'s church early in the issue, and another three are later seen flying over the shielded [[CWCville Mall]], possibly trying to bomb it. [[Magi-Chan]] also has a psychic battle with [[Silvana Rosechu]] on top of one. As stated above, by the end of the issue, Magi-Chan claims that all the Decepti-Clones were destroyed and the parts were sent off to army bases to be recycled. This would presumably include all the Crackders too.
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| == Punislav ==
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| [[Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg|thumb|ORIGINAL CHARACTER HASBRO PLZ DON'T SUE]]
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| '''Jerkop Punislav''' (Джэркоп Пунислав) is the official police cruiser/
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| The Punislav's design is based off either the 2006-present Dodge Charger police package or the 2005-2009 Ford Mustang Police package, although it's more likely the latter, as Chris can only [[Transformers|replicate what Michael Bay shows]] to his stupid autistic brain.
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| Punislav is one of the most obvious ripoffs that he has created, with almost every feature (with the notable exception of the paintjob) an exact copy of Barricade.
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| The inscription on the side of Punislav reads "To Shatter and Torture All Hearts".
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| All Punislav cruisers registered in [[CWCville]] are required to have a brown/gray color scheme, effectively making them look like big logs of shit on wheels
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| Why is this evil police robot called "Punislav"? Does he have [[Molvanîa|Slavic]] origins? Nah. It's just that Chris wanted to name him "Punislave" (from the inscription "To Punish and Enslave" on the side of Barricade), but [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|was afraid to use the word "slave"]], probably because he thinks it means "[[niggo]]". However, the "-slav" suffix implies that the character is Slavic, and since the Slavs are an ethnic group, this is yet another display (albeit unintentionally) of Chris's racism.
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| ==Gallery of plagiarism== | |
| <center><gallery> | | <center><gallery> |
| Image:Crackder-mugshot.jpg | Mugshot of Thundercracker's retarded cousin. | | Image:085-ChrisChanWMegagi.jpg|Chris-Chan and Megagi touch their balls. |
| | | Image:128-CChanMegagi.jpg |
| Image:Crackder-back.jpg|Plagiarism from ANY ANGLE | | Image:316-MegagiOriginal.jpg|Two of these things... |
| | | Image:317-Megagi.jpg|...are not like the others |
| Image:SAV-Swindle.jpg|S.A.V. = Animated [[Wikipedia:Swindle (Transformers)|Swindle]] | |
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| Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg|[[Punislav]] = Barricade (movie version) | |
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| Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg|Cracker = Cybertron Thundercracker
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| </gallery></center> | | </gallery></center> |
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| == References == | | ==Sauces== |
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| ==See also:== | | ==See also:== |
| *[[Son-Chu]]
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| *[[Jerkops]] | | *[[Megan Schroeder]] |
| *[[Samurai Pizza Bots]] | | *[[Sailor Megtune]] |
| *[[Transformers]] | | *[[Bionic the Hedgehog]] |
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| {{Sonichu}} | | {{Sonichu}} |
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| [[Category:Characters]] | | [[Category:Characters]] |
| [[Category:Transformers]] | | [[Category:Homos]] |
| [[Category:Villains]] | | [[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]] |
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