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[[Image:ThirdDateComic.jpg|thumb|50px|[[Bionic]] looks forward to his third date with [[Megagi]] in [[Sonichu 7]] (Chris, for once in his life, reacts the way anybody would to Bionic's faggotry)]]
[[Image:MegagiDecay.jpg|thumb|left|An example of Megagi's change in personality.]]
[[Image:Megagi.jpg|thumb|Megagi's reaction to being included in Christian's shitty comic.]]


The '''third date''' is the date upon which [[Chris]] believes [[hanky-panky]] must occur.
{{quote|Whether or not you've noticed NONE of my original female characters have....breasts. I just don't believe in giving animals that kind of human quality.|Megan on Megagi, [[Megan Emails, Jan-July 2007|6 March 2007]]}}


==Background==
{{quote|SHE DOES HAVE BREASTS. Megan Schroeder DREW THAT WAY.|Chris on Megagi, [[IRC (20 January 2009)]]}}


Chris has often shown that he wants to [[Autism|quantify things which, by the rest of the world's standards, can't be measured with numbers or any other exact reckoning.]] His [[heart level]] and his [[Scale of Respect]] are key examples. In the same way, despite the fact that in his entire life he has only been on [[Two's company snapshots|two]] [[Emily|dates]] (and they were both troll setups), he has mapped out his dating plans precisely. The first two dates are spent getting to know one another and the third date ends with [[sex]].
'''Megagi La Skunk''' is one of [[Megan Schroeder]]'s furry-inspired characters who dates [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]. She has outlived her creator's presence in the comic, similar to [[Jiggliami]], except Megan was (probably) not a [[troll]]. Megagi does not have breasts.


Chris has often shown that his ideas about [[Chris and Sex|sex]] are just as skewed as his thinking about any other aspect of relationships. In this case, he seems to believe that sex is almost like a fee paid after the couple has been together three times. It's hardly unusual, as Chris has often seemed to act as if he views sex as payment (during his friendship with [[Megan]], for instance) as opposed to a mutual expression between partners.
Megagi was originally called '''Spunky Skunk''', which Chris obviously didn't like because it might have reminded him of a rather [[Semen|nasty habit]].  


As with many times he's brought up sex, his fantasies sound a lot more like coercion or [[rape]] than what goes on between a loving couple.
Given her name and color scheme, she likely constitutes a plagiarism of ''[[Wikipedia:Tiny Toon Adventures|Tiny Toon Adventures]]'' character [[Wikipedia:Fifi La Fume|Fifi La Fume]].


==Rationale==
Megagi is colored purple, pink and blue. The same colors are used to symbolize bisexual pride.


The "third date rule" or "three-date rule" is a notion common in popular writing about sex and relationships. Variations include the fifth-date rule, the second-date rule, and others, but it's most often remarked that one should wait until the third date ''at least'' before having sex, so as not to have an awkward relationship predicated on sex instead of [[TRUE and HONEST]] feelings (though one notable variation states the rule as that a relationship is not worth pursuing if both parties are not interested in sex by the third date).
Worth noting is that Megagi was originally from [[Parody]] Island, where she probably lives with Megan's other traced [[Sonic]]/[[Pokémon]] hybrids, but the name was changed to [[Chris and religion|Parodyse]] Island in the comic.


While it's referred to as a "rule," no sane person would actually take the saying so seriously. It's more like a guideline, at best. Chris, being a long way from sane, seems to have twisted the idea into [[Autism|a rigid, unbreakable law]]. If he can make it through three dates with one woman, he '''will''' get laid.
Megagi used to have somewhat of a different personality from the other female characters at first; she seemed to be the [[Silvana|tomboyish]] type, and Chris described her as being like an "Army Soldier". In [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], she calls Chris out on his shit.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/images/0/03/SchuComic6P21.jpg]</ref> Although her concept is still not so original, it was different from the typical [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] who just liked shopping. However, in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], she gets watered down just like the rest of them - [[Women's Rights|girly and no personality]] - and later on in the comic she is further reduced to being [[Bionic]]'s personal cheerleader.
{{clear}}


==References by Chris==
==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:085-ChrisChanWMegagi.jpg|Chris-Chan and Megagi touch their balls.
Image:128-CChanMegagi.jpg
Image:316-MegagiOriginal.jpg|Two of these things...
Image:317-Megagi.jpg|...are not like the others
</gallery></center>


{{quote|Sexual Education is good after '''Date #3''', but how does one even get to '''Date Number One?'''|Chris, in bold letters on the front page of [[CWCipedia]].<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Featured_Article&oldid=2627</ref>}}
==Sauces==
<references />


Because Chris puts so much faith in the notion that date number three means guaranteed sex, references to this idea show up frequently in his writing and conversations.
==See also:==
{{Fan art|chris=Megagi}}
*[[Megan Schroeder]]
*[[Sailor Megtune]]
*[[Bionic the Hedgehog]]


* On the [[CWCipedia]] Christian briefly mentions that [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Christian_in_his_Own_Words#Dating_Education Dating education] is needed because sex education is only useful "after 3 or so dates".
{{Sonichu}}
* Likewise, in his [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|chat]] with [[Vivian Gee]], Chris declared that "Sex Ed is good for date 3 or beyond, but what is it that has to be done before then?"
* In a [[IRC_(18_December_2008)|fan chat]] from December 2008, Chris broke down his plans for three ideal dates, the third one concluding with "snuggle and beyond."
* [[Bionic]] expresses his belief in this rule before his first date with [[Megagi]] on [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_2 Page 2] of [[Sonichu 7]].
* In a [[Kacey Phone Call|phone call with Kacey]], Chris hopefully remarked, "Ah, date number three..." He then went into [[recycling|far too much detail]] about [[rape|what would happen there]].
* In [[Kacey Call 7|another call with Kacey]], after Chris mentions the third date rule, as he understands it, Kacey states that if, "somebody did that to me, I’d smack them, and I’d call them a pervert," and Chris quickly tries to backtrack.
* The course number for the [[Dating Education]] class in [[Sonichu|Sonichu (Comic)]] is DAT-303.
* Chris repeats, almost word to word, the above-quoted rationale for dating education in [[Autism Tutorial Part 3]].


==Exceptions==
[[Category:Characters]]
 
[[Category:Homos]]
Despite his frequent insistence that the third date mandates sex, Chris has proven himself unwilling to even wait that long. When asked by a sweetheart, to describe what their time together will be like, Chris delivers a [[For My Sweetest Ivy|point-by-point description]] of how the days will be spent (often talking about wandering around aimlessly, watching [[TV]], and playing [[video games]]. So, essentially, doing exactly what he does all the time). He is quick to remind a [[Sweetheart|girl]] that they can always go further "if she wants to", though the insistence is evident. Even when he isn't specific about what time the sex will occur, he always [[For My Sweetest Ivy|brings up]] that he's looking forward to sex, and thus making sure she's well aware that he has expectations which must be met.
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
 
In his [[Blanca_Emails,_September_2008#Future_dates_with_Blanca|meticulous description]] of his plans for meeting [[Blanca Weiss]], Chris proposed having sex on their second evening together. Ever the gentleman, though, he added that he would be willing to wait until the third time if she so chose.
 
Chris's [[OkCupid]] profile takes this obsession with immediate sex a step further, saying that women should message him if "they're willing to get to [[Chris's room|the bedroom]] as quickly as right after the first date". Given that the same profile also demands that women meet him in person as soon as two days after the first online contact, Chris has effectively shortened his expectations from three official dates, to three days since the initial "hello." Needless to say, this aggressive stance on immediate sex has not gotten him anywhere.
 
Of interest is what Chris will do next. Given how he is apt to take [[Attraction Sign#Attraction Sign, Mark 1|something that doesn't work]] and simply [[Attraction Sign#The Attraction Sign, throughout the ages|do it harder]], presumably soon Chris will demand [[rape|absolutely no]] dates [[direct2sex|at all]]. In fact, in [[Jackie E-mails 22]] Chris mentions how he realizes he is "not mentally ready for a relationship" and  "needs more socialization practice in real life for starters". Even though this is true and he doesn't want a relationship with Jackie, he is " a dude, and [he] did and will want the sex, and [he is] very mentally ready for sex with being responsible. [He'd] like to keep that option open".
 
tl;dr: he doesn't want a relationship because it's a lot of work to make someone else happy but he still wants free sex open to him anyway.
 
==References==
<references/>
 
==See also==
* [[Chris and sex]]
* [[Sweetheart]]
* [[Rape]]
 
[[Category:Love Quest]]

Latest revision as of 13:54, 18 August 2011

An example of Megagi's change in personality.
Megagi's reaction to being included in Christian's shitty comic.
“ Whether or not you've noticed NONE of my original female characters have....breasts. I just don't believe in giving animals that kind of human quality. ”
Megan on Megagi, 6 March 2007
“ SHE DOES HAVE BREASTS. Megan Schroeder DREW THAT WAY. ”
Chris on Megagi, IRC (20 January 2009)

Megagi La Skunk is one of Megan Schroeder's furry-inspired characters who dates Bionic the Hedgehog. She has outlived her creator's presence in the comic, similar to Jiggliami, except Megan was (probably) not a troll. Megagi does not have breasts.

Megagi was originally called Spunky Skunk, which Chris obviously didn't like because it might have reminded him of a rather nasty habit.

Given her name and color scheme, she likely constitutes a plagiarism of Tiny Toon Adventures character Fifi La Fume.

Megagi is colored purple, pink and blue. The same colors are used to symbolize bisexual pride.

Worth noting is that Megagi was originally from Parody Island, where she probably lives with Megan's other traced Sonic/Pokémon hybrids, but the name was changed to Parodyse Island in the comic.

Megagi used to have somewhat of a different personality from the other female characters at first; she seemed to be the tomboyish type, and Chris described her as being like an "Army Soldier". In Sonichu #6, she calls Chris out on his shit.[1] Although her concept is still not so original, it was different from the typical Rosechu who just liked shopping. However, in Sonichu #9, she gets watered down just like the rest of them - girly and no personality - and later on in the comic she is further reduced to being Bionic's personal cheerleader.

Gallery

  • Chris-Chan and Megagi touch their balls.

  • 128-CChanMegagi.jpg

  • Two of these things...

  • ...are not like the others

Sauces

  1. ↑ [1]

See also:

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