Rosechu
This article is about Chris's eponymous female fail OC. For the general species of female fail OCs, see Rosechu (species)
Rosechu (pronounced "rose-chew" or correctly pronounced "row-se-chew") is the second electric hedgehog Pokemon created by Christian, and the girlfriend of Sonichu. As the primary female character in the Sonichu universe, she represents Chris's ideal woman. Rosechu's interests include kissing Sonichu, shopping, gossiping, sucking Sonichu's cock, and, posting nude photos of herself to the internet to uphold her reputation, and stripping for Women's rights.
For some reason, Rosechu is extremely defensive about rumors that she has a penis.
Development
| “ | Pink electric hedgehog Pokemon. The original cutie. She is Sonichu’s girlfriend. Even though she can’t run as fast as Sonichu, she still can zap up some power when in danger. | ” |
| Rosechu's background, Sonichu's News Dash #2 | ||
Christian's primary interests are Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokemon, and scoring pussy. Having first created Sonichu, it was inevitable that he would then turn to fashioning a girlfriend for his creation, based predominantly on Amy Rose, with minor elements from Raichu added. Whereas the Sonic/Amy relationship is deliberately one-sided to create some small sense of drama, Christian prides himself on the fact that Sonichu and Rosechu have absolutely no sexual tension or any complications in their romance at all.
Intentionally or not, the entire Sonichu/Rosechu relationship serves as Christian's model for how he presumes he will interact with his eventual sweetheart. Sonichu's attraction to Rosechu is based entirely on a single wayward glance. He makes no effort to win her affection, and indeed he does not need to as Rosechu falls for him simply because he exists. They are rarely out of one another's sight, and all of their time together is spent kissing, snuggling, or screwing. Christian does not depict Rosechu as an unequal partner in the relationship, but since she has almost no purpose or existence outside of her association with Sonichu the character essentially becomes an object for Sonichu to periodically come inside.
As trolls discovered Chris's weak spot for fan art of Rosechu with a penis, Christian responded with increasing attempts to prove Rosechu's femininity, drawing her less like the cartoonish Amy Rose and with greater attention to her breasts, hips, legs, panties, and cameltoe. This drive to assert Rosechu's sexuality, along with Chris's inevitable sexual attraction to his own character, probably contributed to Rosechu's increasing prominence in the comics. Sonichu #8 is almost entirely about her, to the point of Rosechu demonstrating powers far superior to her boyfriend.
Sexism
Since Chris knows virtually nothing about actual women, he has no frame of reference for Rosechu's characterization, beyond qualities that make her a perfect mate in his eyes. Beyond her relationship with Sonichu and her defiance of 4-cent_garbage.com, Chris can only have Rosechu do stereotypical female activities. She enjoys "shopping" for no other reason than Chris having deemed this as a compulsory feminine quality, as well as having long "girly chats" that can last for hours - as seen with the character of Amy Rose. Despite all of the shopping she does, she always wears the same outfit in public (when she isn't making porn for women's rights).
Her only other hobbies seem to include lounging in fields of flowers, and getting kidnapped and constantly needing her man Sonichu to save her.
Religion
She also appears to hold Christian beliefs, reminding Sonichu that instead of using violence or getting angry with his foes, he should remember the story of Joseph and "forgive".
Rosechu quickly forgets this lesson attacking workers in a building only minutes later for daring to imply that she might not be a female - not very forgiving yourself Rosechu, are we?
She also commits attempted murder shortly afterward on the character of Jason for the crime of not only having created a satire website about her - but for throwing a pickle at her. At this point, Joseph's story of Forgiveness goes straight out the window, proving her hypocrisy again, face rapes Jason and tears his scalp open before electrocuting his head, leaving him convulsing in a pool of blood.
Campaigner
Despite the sexism evident, Rosechu is a long-term campaigner for Women's rights.
Rosechu has also been known to complain about the "dumb" child pornography laws [citation needed], voicing Chris' not-so-subtle wish that they be overturned so he can do fifteen year olds.
Rosechu, the perfect role model for Chris-Chan's young female audience.
Gallery
Originally believed to be DJ Jamsta, it turns out this is Rosechu.
NOT PHOTOSHOPPED!
