Blake
- For moar information on black characters in Chris's life, see Niggos.
Blake, originally called Black Sonichu, is a sonichu, and was once the arch-nemesis of Sonichu. He is also, inexplicably, Bubbles's boyfriend. However, for some reason, Blake and Bubbles hide it from all of their friends, not knowing that their friends already know about the relationship. He is a rip-off of 2 characters
Sonichu 1
He first appeared in issue 1, episode 4. Dr. Robotnik was attempting to clone Sonichu and the cloning process was corrupted by "an accidental does of cherry cola", spilt by Bill The Scientist.
This soda in his DNA changed his fur color to black and red. This makes him an apparent obvious ripoff of Shadow the Hedgehog. Shortly after being created, he was ordered to kidnap Rosechu. Sonic and Sonichu thwarted this plan much to his chagrin. As punishment for kidnapping her, Rosechu punched him in the face and knocked some of his teeth out, showing what a pussy he really is.
When Hedgehogs Meet
Blake is ordered to steal the Legendary Master Sunstone by Giovanni (cos Blake is his bitch). Easily overpowering Flame the Sunbird he jumps on his hoverboard and escapes with Flame in pursuit. He somehow manages to pass by and piss off almost every single member of the soon-to-be-formed Chaotic Combo, Sonichu himself jumps into the mix and every last one of them gangs up on Blake and beats the shit out of him - fair fighting, y'know?
Sonichu 5
In issue five, Blake actually refers to Naitsirhc as his father while mistaking him for CWC. Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc wears a Blake Medallion that allows him to transform into an evil electric hedgehog.
Sonichu 6
Blake is dismayed to see that Naitsirch has become Reldnahc Ha-Taque. After robbing stores with him, Blake complains to Sonichu and Magi-Chan about how he was really mean to him - insulting him all the time and putting whipped cream in his rocket boots (Suck it up Blake, you pussy...) Blake then allows the reader to see that he has the hots for Bubbles - in spite of her helping the Chaotic Combo beat seven shades of shit out him.
Episode 18 Prologue
On March 21, Bubbles celebrates Blake’s birthday alone with him. They share a kiss after explaining how Blake has the maturity of a 20 year old despite being cloned only four years ago.
Spring break
Blake approaches Rosechu, Angelica and Bubbles whilst they sunbathe on the beach and kicks sand in their faces to make him look baddass. Bubbles steps up to “deal with this jerk.” She restrains him and leads him away with the others to be alone with him. The other two Rosechus think it’s “cute” that they pretend to not be a couple. Bubbles and Blake agree to fuck under a pier after she finds the sonichu ball. Unfortunately for Blake, Silvana takes the form of Bubbles so she can rape him just for laughs. Bubbles finds the sonichu ball, but not in time to save Blake.
Name
Originally, Blake was just referred to as "Black Sonichu" or "Blachu", but Chris decided to change the name to look like less of the racist piece of shit he is. In the comic, why he is suddenly called Blake is never revealed, Chris assuming that everyone would understand why his name is now Blake; everyone just goes with it.
Some argue that Chris was indeed ripping off Jimmy Hill's incarnation of Black Sonichu, who was named "Blake" for some time before Chris started using Blake. [1]
Love Quest
In episode 18, it is revealed that Blake has a secret romance with Bubbles and that they have sex with raincoats and don't let the rest of CWCville know. To cover up their relationship, they pretend to fight and he acts like an ass. At the end of the episode he gets raped by a shape-shifting hermaphrodite named Silvana. This rape is meant to be a metaphor representing Chris being trolled by men pretending to be women online. Lulz.
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