Lovely Weather
Lovely Weather is Chris's future wife, who Chris traveled through the Time Void to rape, "Revenge of the Nerds" style.
Chris likes to sing "Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather...." over and overTemplate:PublicSauce. He thinks this is clever because "Lovely Weather" could be someone's name! Now it is. For the godless heathens among us who have never heard Christmas music before, the song is "Sleigh Ride," a holiday staple since the early 1950s.[1]
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She can be seen in the comic in her present-day form, where she looks like a man in drag. Since Lovely Weather is a relatively new character in the Sonichu comic with a first appearance in Sonichu 10, we can expect more "shenanigans" involving her in the future.
She stands as a bold statement for Christian's unrealistic expectations, as she bears enormous jugs, a thong, enjoys very casual sex, and thinks even the most bland sentence is hilarious, in other words, his perfect woman appears to be a whore who's almost as retarded as he is.
Some speculate that her masculine proportions are a reference to Chris's desire for a sweetheart of the opposite gender. (As opposed to opposite sex-- "gender" is a psychological trait while "sex" is a physical trait.) As such, she could very well be a transwoman. Others speculate that she has man shoulders because Chris can't draw.
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