Sylvana

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Before there was a penis.
After obtaining a penis.
Chris-chan avoids explaining why she has a penis.

Silvana is a shape-shifting hermaphrodite who first appeared in Sonichu's News Dash #7 and later played a major role in Sonichu 8. She was created by the same rainbow that made the Chaotic Combo. Her egg somehow ended up on the Moon, where she was raised by the evil Count Graduon. Count Graduon gave her the power of shape-shifting, a dick, and the skills of seduction. During Spring Break, Silvana transforms into Bubbles to have sex with Blake. When she has sex, she secretes a paralysing venom. This leaves Blake hospitalized. It is believed that Silvana is meant to be a metaphor who represents the countless trolls who troll Chris by pretending to be women.

It is entirely likely that she was not originally meant to be a villain, and was "corrupted" in order to create more punching bags in Chris's comic; but it remains to be seen if she'll "see the light" or not.


The Original News Dash

Recently, a black Rosechu came down from outer space in a fashionable space ship. She came down onto our Earth wreaking havoc by abducting the Sonichu Heroes. But in conjunction with Chris-Chan Sonichu, the Rosechus of Earth rescued all of them. In an interview with Magi-Chan Sonichu, he said, “I’ve been communicating with her through telekinesis, and she sounded very lonesome. She said that she was a female Pikachu who was hit by a shining light from the Chaos Rainbow.” The Chaos Rainbow was the rainbow made when Super Sonic collided with the Pikachu, on that fateful day in Station Square years ago. And when interviewed, the black Rosechu, who named herself, Silvana, she stated, “I abducted the Sonichus, because it was very lonesome on the moon, there were NO aliens there at all. And when I communicated with Magi-Chan, I was inspired to build my spacecraft with the remains of the shuttle that put me there in the first place.”
-CWC,in Sonichu's News Dash

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