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{{Quote|Real life: the final frontier.<br>These are the fails of the lolcow Chris-Chan. His continuing Love Quest: to explore strange new Attraction Locations, to seek out new gal-pals, and new sweethearts; to boldly go where no high-functioning autistic virgin has gone before.}}
[[Image:Captain's Log.jpg|thumb|Ladies, set Tasers to stun.]]


[[Image:Captain's_Log.jpg|thumb|To boldly fail like no man has failed before.]]
"'''Captain's Log'''" was, for a while [[Chris]]'s usual opening to a video blog, first appearing in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|24 September 2008 video]]. It comes from popular sci-fi franchise ''[[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]''. In a typical episode, the captain, commander or other senior crew member would make an entry to log what has happened in the situation prior to the beginning of the episode. Most ''Star Trek'' Captain's Log entries are noticeably void of [[tard rage]].
[[Image:Captainpicard.jpg|thumb|Captain Picard's reaction to Chris's use of the phrase.]]


"'''Captain's Log'''" is [[Chris]]'s usual opening to a video blog, first appearing in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|24 September 2008 video]]. It comes from popular sci-fi franchise ''[[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]''. In a typical episode, the captain, commander or other senior crew member would make an entry to log what has happened in the situation prior to the beginning of the episode. Most ''Star Trek'' Captain's Log entries are noticeably void of [[Chris and anger|Tard Rage]].
Sometimes, Chris gave an incorrect date (though the date is technically always incorrect since he says "Stardate" and gives a Gregorian Calendar date), or failed to provide a date at all. An example of Chris giving an incorrect date would be many of the entries made in [[July 2009]]. The [[CWCki]] has organized the Captain's Log entries by the date they were uploaded.


Sometimes, Chris gives an incorrect date (the date is technically always incorrect since he says "Stardate" and gives a Gregorian Calendar date), or fails to provide a date at all. An example of Chris giving an incorrect date would be many of the entries made in [[July 2009]]. The [[CWCki]] has organized the Captain's Log entries by the date they were uploaded.
In many Captain's Logs from 2017, Chris instead gives the day's date in MM/DD/YYYY format as a string of eight digits, possibly in an effort to sound [[Honor Roll|more technical or scientific]]. For example, [[CLog 06142017]] has Chris pronouncing "Stardate zero-six-one-four-two-zero-one-seven". [[Speech impediment|Surprisingly]], Chris rarely stumbles over such long strings of numbers, though he does say them in a stilted manner and sometimes has trouble remembering them.


One would easily assume Chris to be a Trekkie, due to his liberal usage of the phrase, but according to him, the use of the phrase isn't a reference to the franchise,<ref>http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/Mailbag_3</ref><ref>http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/Mailbag_14</ref> and he's never even seen anything of Star Trek (where he picked it up then is a mystery. He most likely heard it on ''[[Family Guy]]'', ''[[Futurama]]'' or ''[[The Simpsons]]''). Rather, it's a neutral way of opening up his videos, which he contrasts with "Dear, Diary", because a specific phrase from a television and film franchise is what constitutes neutrality to him, apparently. In reality, his use of the phrase is just another example of his [[Things Chris has ripped off|plagiarism]] as he was unable to think of his own fucking intro for his videos.  
In his later videos, Chris began to stop including it, and he had completely ceased to use it by [[2011]]. However, the opening made a glorious return on 18 July 2016 with [[Update 20160718]], only to be quickly and unceremoniously abandoned for nearly a year. Starting in [[April 2017]] with [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]], Chris has begun consistently referring to his YouTube livestreams as Captain's Logs again, though he typically abbreviates it as [[CWC-isms|"C-Log" or "CLog"]] in the video titles. Of special note is [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]], wherein Chris wears [[Chris and fashion|his classic shirt]] and [[Sonichu Medallion]] and introduces the video as a Captain's Log. It seems that Chris is capitalizing on nostalgia for his older days to [[Chris and money#Begging|bait his own trolls into giving him money]].


He may have encountered the phrase from the ''Star Trek'' game he purchased as a result of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] competition, but knowing his gaming habits, he probably never played it.
More recently, he has taken to opening his videos with "Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again," even though most of the videos with this introduction were not recorded live.


Due to [[stress]] and laziness related to [[Bob Chandler]]'s sudden hospitalization caused by congestive heart failure (or the death of his [[PSEye]]), Chris now releases his Captain's Logs on [[Twitter]] since 1 [[March 2010]].
"Captain's Log" appeared most recently in [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW]]. Several weeks after the video's release, Chris would find himself arrested for [[Affair with Mother|banging his own mom]].


==Characteristics==
==Characteristics==
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Generally, a Captain's Log video is one in which Chris addresses his fanbase, a sort of video blog where he asks his [[True and Loyal fanbase]] to be his personal army or to express his hatred about some [[troll]].
Generally, a Captain's Log video is one in which Chris addresses his fanbase, a sort of video blog where he asks his [[True and Loyal fanbase]] to be his personal army or to express his hatred about some [[troll]].


This is in contrast to other styles of Chris videos, such as those where he addresses a specific individual (often expecting people to know he's posted a video about them, such as [[Mike Snyder]] of [[The GAMe PLACe]]) or his [[Chris and music|music videos]].
This is in contrast to other styles of Chris videos, such as those where he addresses a specific individual (often expecting people to know he's posted a video about them, such as [[Michael Snyder]] of [[The GAMe PLACe]]) or his [[Chris and music|music videos]].


Occasionally a video is [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|dead serious]], and therefore not worthy of a being named a Captain's Log.
Occasionally, a video is [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|dead serious, and therefore not worthy of a Captain's Log introduction.]]
 
==Chris and ''Star Trek''==
Interestingly enough, Chris is not a Trekker/Trekkie and had never seen any ''Star Trek'' media as of [[2009]].<ref>[[Mailbag 3]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 14]]</ref>. His usage of the phrase most likely comes from other shows that reference it, such as ''[[Family Guy]]'' and ''[[Futurama]]''. He may have encountered the phrase from the ''Star Trek'' game he purchased as a result of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] competition, but knowing his gaming habits, he probably never played it.
 
Chris has a habit of including [[wikipedia:Captain Kirk|Captain James T. Kirk]] on [[January_2020_social_media_posts#Discovery_vs._Creation|various]] [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|long]]  [[Jail Letter - 18 January 2022|lists]] of fictional characters, probably because he is aware of the popularity of the ''Star Trek'' franchise.


==Captain's ''Blog''==
==Captain's ''Blog''==
In [[November 2009]], Chris began [[Cwc_blog|maintaining an irregular text blog]] on [[CWCipedia]], featuring updates on the progress of his comic and his quest to turn [[Sonichu]] into the heart of a multimedia empire. He also dubbed this a "Captain's Log" and marked the successive entries with "Stardates". It can be found halfway down the right column of the site's front page (and also at [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Template:Captain%27s_Log Template:Captain's Log], and he has (so far) maintained [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/CWC_Blog an archive] of his updates.
In [[November 2009]], Chris began [[CWC Blog|maintaining an irregular text blog]] on the [[CWCipedia]], featuring updates on the progress of his comic and his quest to turn [[Sonichu]] into the heart of a multimedia empire. He also dubbed this a "Captain's Log" and marked the successive entries with "Stardates". It could be found halfway down the right column of the site's front page (and also at <b>Template:Captain's Log</b><ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Captain%27s_Log Template:Captain's Log]([https://archive.ph/8F0F1 archive])</ref>, and he maintained <b>an archive</b><ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=CWC_Blog CWC Blog]([https://archive.ph/fLc5O archive])</ref> of his updates.


==Remixes==
==Goddess Log==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
In a [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)|letter from jail dated 8 November 2021]], Chris reveals that he is keeping a journal in jail called his "Goddess Log". He intends to release it to the public when he is released.
| name=Star date
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|dDZ6ZDp3sYw}}
| Stardate      = 7 March 2009
| Maker          = RosechusPickle
| Subject        = Captain's Log
| Video Type    = Complilation
}}


==Sauces==
==Sources==
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Latest revision as of 10:13, 27 October 2023

CWCtrek1.png
Real life: the final frontier.
These are the fails of the lolcow Chris-Chan. His continuing Love Quest: to explore strange new Attraction Locations, to seek out new gal-pals, and new sweethearts; to boldly go where no high-functioning autistic virgin has gone before.
Ladies, set Tasers to stun.

"Captain's Log" was, for a while Chris's usual opening to a video blog, first appearing in his 24 September 2008 video. It comes from popular sci-fi franchise Star Trek. In a typical episode, the captain, commander or other senior crew member would make an entry to log what has happened in the situation prior to the beginning of the episode. Most Star Trek Captain's Log entries are noticeably void of tard rage.

Sometimes, Chris gave an incorrect date (though the date is technically always incorrect since he says "Stardate" and gives a Gregorian Calendar date), or failed to provide a date at all. An example of Chris giving an incorrect date would be many of the entries made in July 2009. The CWCki has organized the Captain's Log entries by the date they were uploaded.

In many Captain's Logs from 2017, Chris instead gives the day's date in MM/DD/YYYY format as a string of eight digits, possibly in an effort to sound more technical or scientific. For example, CLog 06142017 has Chris pronouncing "Stardate zero-six-one-four-two-zero-one-seven". Surprisingly, Chris rarely stumbles over such long strings of numbers, though he does say them in a stilted manner and sometimes has trouble remembering them.

In his later videos, Chris began to stop including it, and he had completely ceased to use it by 2011. However, the opening made a glorious return on 18 July 2016 with Update 20160718, only to be quickly and unceremoniously abandoned for nearly a year. Starting in April 2017 with Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017, Chris has begun consistently referring to his YouTube livestreams as Captain's Logs again, though he typically abbreviates it as "C-Log" or "CLog" in the video titles. Of special note is Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt, wherein Chris wears his classic shirt and Sonichu Medallion and introduces the video as a Captain's Log. It seems that Chris is capitalizing on nostalgia for his older days to bait his own trolls into giving him money.

More recently, he has taken to opening his videos with "Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again," even though most of the videos with this introduction were not recorded live.

"Captain's Log" appeared most recently in Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW. Several weeks after the video's release, Chris would find himself arrested for banging his own mom.

Characteristics

Generally, a Captain's Log video is one in which Chris addresses his fanbase, a sort of video blog where he asks his True and Loyal fanbase to be his personal army or to express his hatred about some troll.

This is in contrast to other styles of Chris videos, such as those where he addresses a specific individual (often expecting people to know he's posted a video about them, such as Michael Snyder of The GAMe PLACe) or his music videos.

Occasionally, a video is dead serious, and therefore not worthy of a Captain's Log introduction.

Chris and Star Trek

Interestingly enough, Chris is not a Trekker/Trekkie and had never seen any Star Trek media as of 2009.[1][2]. His usage of the phrase most likely comes from other shows that reference it, such as Family Guy and Futurama. He may have encountered the phrase from the Star Trek game he purchased as a result of the Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes competition, but knowing his gaming habits, he probably never played it.

Chris has a habit of including Captain James T. Kirk on various long lists of fictional characters, probably because he is aware of the popularity of the Star Trek franchise.

Captain's Blog

In November 2009, Chris began maintaining an irregular text blog on the CWCipedia, featuring updates on the progress of his comic and his quest to turn Sonichu into the heart of a multimedia empire. He also dubbed this a "Captain's Log" and marked the successive entries with "Stardates". It could be found halfway down the right column of the site's front page (and also at Template:Captain's Log[3], and he maintained an archive[4] of his updates.

Goddess Log

In a letter from jail dated 8 November 2021, Chris reveals that he is keeping a journal in jail called his "Goddess Log". He intends to release it to the public when he is released.

Sources

The CWC-tionary

Relationships: Attraction Location | Boyfriend-free girl | Darling | Dating education | Friend Zone | Gal-pal | Heart Level | Homos | Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor | Love Quest | Noviophobia | SLGBTQ | Sweetheart | Sweetheart from the Ground-Up

Sex: China | Comeuppance | Duck | JULAY | Mass debating | Negligent | Pedofork | Pickle | Recycling | Soul Bonding | Virgin with rage | Virginia is for Virgins | Women's rights

Himself: Biological clock | Butt garments | Captain's Log | Christian Love Day | DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS | Fuzzy-Wuzzies & Prickly-Wicklies | Honest Content | I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD | Monthly tugboat | Muscle bra | Random-access humor | Saga | Scale of Respect | Tomgirl |

Stressors: 4-cent_garbage | GOPony | HEXBox | JERKS | Jerkops | Kick the Autistic | Manajerks | Naïve | Niggos | Pmurt | Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens | Slow-in-the-minds | Tobacky

Fantasies: Curse-ye-ha-me-ha | Dimension | Fangs | Godjesus | Iron Curtain | OC | Un-clit

Comics: Anchuent Prophecy | Da Update | Electric Hedgehog Pokemon | Nombie-zazis | Parody | Rosechu | Sonichu | Sub-Episodes | Sweetbolt


See also: Chris and English | List of phrases Chris copied from media