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The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler .

WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!

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*Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update
It is December 2018. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now

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Hi Christine,

Thank you for your interest in attending BABSCon 2024. We are sorry, but we are unable to accommodate you at our convention due to potential violations of our Code of Conduct.

As such, you are persona non grata at BABSCon 2024 and future BABSCon events, and you will not be allowed to attend. To be explicit; this is a formal notification that you are banned from BABSCon events.

We identified and have voided the two 'Canterlot Pony' badges purchased under your [redacted]@aol.com email address; as an act of good faith, we have issued a full refund on the purchase of those badges.

Best regards,

BABSCon

”

BABSCon in an email to Chris.

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…

187

days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,026 days

251

days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,671 days

5,331

days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,331 days

An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

Lynchburg (pop. 79,009 in 2020) is an independent city in the Commonwealth of Virginia. It lies at the center of the Lynchburg metropolitan area, which includes Lynchburg and four neighboring counties. Chris has frequently been spotted in the Lynchburg area beginning on 20 July 2023, seventeen days after the last time he was seen in Chesterfield County.

Big Island (pop. 300) is a census-designed place 18 miles (29 km) northwest of Lynchburg, in nearby Bedford County. In June 2023, Caden Peck purchased a house in Big Island. In August 2023, a business partner of Caden registered an LLC there called Realty Plus LLC. Chris's car has been spotted at the house, and Chris was since shown to be living there.

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Did You Know

... that Chris spends a lot of time in his bedroom, in spite of a traumatic experience with a babysitter locking him in there?
... that YouTuber GenoSamuel2.1 has a documentary series on Chris that is 85 episodes long, and still going?
- ... and that Chris [DMed him] after seeing the series?
... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to cancel a My Little Pony reboot because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it?
... that Chris really cannot dance?
... that Chris recycled his own semen by drinking it?
- ... and that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste?
- ... and that Chris mixed semen with Fanta?
... that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter?
... that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris called his family a bunch of pack rats?
... that Chris has said Niggos only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times?
- ... That Chris was under the influence of trolls when he said those words?
... that Chris’s father's idea of kids games is Playing With Gutter Rats In the Sewer?

This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris uploads two strange new videos, ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain, in which Chris is in dialogue with his brain. Later it turned out Ivy asked him to make these videos.

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