Difference between revisions of "Jerkop Punislav"
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
[[Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg|thumb|ORIGINAL CHARACTER HASBRO PLZ DON'T SUE]] | [[Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg|thumb|ORIGINAL CHARACTER HASBRO PLZ DON'T SUE]] | ||
'''Jerkop Punislav''' ( | '''Jerkop Punislav''' (Джэркоп Пунислав) is the official police cruiser/[[Samurai Pizza Bots|decepti-clone]] of the [[Jerkop|Jerk Operation Squad]]. The Punislav's design is based off either the 2006-present Dodge Charger police package or the 2005-2009 Ford Mustang Police package, although it's more likely the latter, as Chris can only [[Transformers|replicate what Michael Bay shows]] to his stupid autistic brain. | ||
Punislav is one of the most obvious ripoffs that he has created, with almost every feature (with the notable exception of the paintjob) an exact copy of Barricade. | Punislav is one of the most obvious ripoffs that he has created, with almost every feature (with the notable exception of the paintjob) an exact copy of Barricade. | ||
Revision as of 17:55, 9 October 2010
Jerkop Punislav (Джэркоп Пунислав) is the official police cruiser/decepti-clone of the Jerk Operation Squad. The Punislav's design is based off either the 2006-present Dodge Charger police package or the 2005-2009 Ford Mustang Police package, although it's more likely the latter, as Chris can only replicate what Michael Bay shows to his stupid autistic brain.
Punislav is one of the most obvious ripoffs that he has created, with almost every feature (with the notable exception of the paintjob) an exact copy of Barricade.
The inscription on the side of Punislav reads "To Shatter and Torture All Hearts".
The Punislav was most likely created because Chris got one too many speeding tickets, so he decided to pretend all Virginia State Troopers were all big, mean robots out to kill him, when in fact, they're trying to protect the noble residents of Virginia from Christian's shitty driving.
All Punislav cruisers registered in CWCville are required to have a brown/gray color scheme, effectively making them look like big logs of shit on wheels, an attribute making it so blatantly obvious that he hates the police, that it earns Christian 1 axe to cut down his internet.
Why is this evil police robot called "Punislav"? Does he have Slavic origins? Nah. It's just that Chris wanted to name him "Punislave" (from the inscription "To Punish and Enslave" on the side of Barricade), but was afraid to use the word "slave", probably because he thinks it means "niggo". However, the "-slav" suffix implies that the character is Slavic, and since the Slavs are an ethnic group, this is yet another display (albeit unintentionally) of Chris's racism.
See also:
