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[[Image:0Rainbow1.jpg|thumb|right|[[Random-access_humor|Skadoosh]]]]
[[Image:0Rainbow1.jpg|thumb|right|Chris' TRUE and HONEST rainbow]]
[[Image:Supernumerary_rainbow_03_contrast.jpg‎ |thumb|right|For comparaison and your viewing pleasure, a TRUE and HONEST rainbow.Compare with Chris and see how the colors are messed up.]]
[[Image:Supernumerary_rainbow_03_contrast.jpg‎ |thumb|right|A FAKE and DECEPTIVE rainbow.]]
A '''rainbow''' is an optical and meteorological phenomenon that causes a spectrum of light to appear in the sky when the Sun shines on droplets of moisture in the Earth's atmosphere. They take the form of a multicolored arc, with red on the outer part of the arch and violet on the inner section of the arch. In Chris's artwork, he consistently switches the positions of blue and green. This is possibly due to some degree of color-blindness, but more likely it's just because Chris is a fucking idiot or too lazy to care.  
A '''rainbow''' is an optical and meteorological phenomenon that causes a spectrum of light to appear in the sky. Rainbows are also known as a symbol of homosexuality and LGBT rights. Unfortunately, Chris didn't know this when he wrote them into the comic, leading to hilarious results.


In the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' canon]] and various other works, rainbows are a recurring theme. For example, a rainbow was responsible for transforming [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] into their present forms. It was later revealed that the same Rainbow also spawned eggs, which eventually matured to become the [[Chaotic Combo]] and [[Silvana]].
In Chris's mind, and in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' canon]], a rainbow is both an important part of the plot, as well as a lazy metaphor used by Chris to represent something happy, amazing or pleasant happening. Rainbows are a recurring theme in the series, playing an important role in the history of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. Of course, [[Homos| we all know what Chris actually meant]].


In real life, there's a rainbow etched into [[Amnyfest Ring|Chris's high school ring]].
In real life, there's a rainbow etched into [[Amnyfest Ring|Chris's high school ring]].


==Chaotic Rainbow==
==Chris and Rainbows==
[[Image:0Rainbow2.jpg|thumb|left|Feels Good Man]]
In addition to not knowing that rainbows are mostly used by [[Homos|"da homos"]], Chris also utterly fails when trying to replicate them. Apparently, Chris was never taught the simple concept of ROY G BIV, which gives the exact order of colors in the light spectrum from left to right. As such, Chris repeatedly mixes up the colors of the rainbow. This demonstrates two things: firstly, that Chris was too lazy to find a reference of a real rainbow when drawing the comic, and secondly, that [[Naive| Chris knows nothing about how rainbows are formed]].
The rainbow effect was the result of an accidental collision of a male [[Pikachu]] with [[Sonic]] in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]. As Sonic was using the power of the Chaos Emeralds at the time, their energies somehow caused the Pikachu to mutate into a being similar in appearance to Sonic. This energy also arced across the sky, striking a female Raichu some fifteen miles away, and transforming her into a similar hedgehog-like creature.
 
In addition, Chris often offers people a "rainbows of promise" as a [[Chris and Remorse|half-assed apology]] for things he has done wrong. For example, he offered [[Megan]] a "rainbow of promise" while corresponding with her after the [[shecameforCWC.JPG]] incident. Thankfully, Megan saw right through his [[DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS|shitty apology]] and cut him out of her life.  


Independently, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] realized that they had become the genesis of a new [[Pokémon]] species. Eventually, [[Black Sonichu]] was cloned from a sample of Sonichu's [[Semen|DNA]], and the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] would bestow three humans the ability to transform into Sonichus and Rosechus at will, but these were only copies of the originals.
Following [[Trolls|fan]] backlash against the hardcore sex scene depicted in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], Chris removed or censored the pages containing genitalia from the site, and issued a "rainbow of promise" to not post any more sexual imagery. Chris later drew love scene between Black Sonichu and Silvana Rosechu [[Chris and Remorse|in the very next issue]].  


However, Sonichu would soon discover other Sonichus and Rosechus created by the Rainbow.
==In the Comic==
[[Image:0Rainbow2.jpg|thumb|left|Feels Good Man]]
A rainbow effect was created when [[Pikachu]] struck [[Sonic]] in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]. This energy also arced across the sky, striking a female Raichu some fifteen miles away, and transforming her into a [[Rosechu|hideous hag beast]]. The irony of Chris's most prized creation coming from a rainbow, a long-time symbol of homosexuality, is lost on him.  


==The Chaotic Combo==
[[Image:RainbowEggs.jpg|thumb|right|TRUE and HONEST Chaos Rainbow ''shit eggs''.]]
[[Image:RainbowEggs.jpg|thumb|right|TRUE and HONEST Chaos Rainbows ''shit eggs''.]]


In [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]], Chris revealed that the Rainbow had also spit out five eggs, which landed in various locations around the world.  From within these eggs emerged larval forms of Sonichu and Rosechu, called [[Sonee and Rosey|"Sonee" and "Rosey"]]. These five eventually evolved into variants of Sonichu and Rosechu, each possessing unique abilities and characteristics in addition to the powers of Sonic and Pikachu.
In [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]], Chris revealed that the Rainbow had also spit out five eggs, which landed in various locations around the world.  Hence, the [[Chaotic Combo]]. Chris should be feeling pretty gay right about now. Sonichu would soon discover other Sonichus and Rosechus which were created by the Rainbow. So basically, [[Homos|most of the Sonichu characters came from a rainbow]].  


In addition to the eggs, Chris established that "mysterious beams of light also shone from the rainbow", but declined to elaborate; this might be Chris's way of giving himself an out for adding more Sonichus and Rosechus, like Silvana.
In addition to the eggs, Chris established that "mysterious beams of light also shone from the rainbow", but declined to elaborate; this might be Chris's way of giving himself an out for adding more Sonichus and Rosechus, like Silvana.


==Inconsistencies==
==The Jimmy Hill Incident and Comic Retcons==
Upon stumbling on [[Jimmy Hill]], a troll-illionaire who managed to make billions of dollars from the [[Sonichu]] franchise as a LGBT icon, Chris realized that many of the imagery in Sonichu had homosexual overtones. Thus, Chris went on a campaign to remove and/or alter those images, including rainbows, [[Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|the "oversized straw"]], and the [[Sonichu Balls]].


In [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], Chris established that [[Sonichu]] was sixteen years old, and [[Rosechu]] was fifteen. Presumably, this refers to their age upon the day of their transformation, and so they spent the bulk of their lives as a Pikachu and Raichu. [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] has since established that the couple turned 20 and 19 respectively as of early [[2008]] in accordance with the "Earth Time" of the comics.
Likewise, the infamous "Rainbow Chris" image from Sub-Episode 2 was changed to a background of the gates of Heaven when pointed out that rainbows are the international symbol of gay pride.


The [[Chaotic Combo]] were spawned from the Rainbow as eggs, meaning that they would have been born while Sonichu was 16. And yet, [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] depicts them celebrating their nineteenth birthday a few months after Rosechu's nineteenth birthday. Compounding this, Black Sonichu celebrated his twentieth birthday shortly afterward, making him the same age as Sonichu, despite being cloned when Sonichu was sixteen years old.
==Chris' Use of Rainbows==
 
Strangely, when [[Blake|Black Sonichu]] questions the notion of celebrating a birthday for a clone, he points out that he was "not properly born of a [[Rosechu]]". The fact is, none of the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon was born naturally, as they were all shat out of a big dumb rainbow.
 
===Additional retcons===
[[Image:RainbowChris.jpg|thumb|right|Chris [[Sub-Episode 2|while standing on a rainbow background]], declaring that his [[Love Quest]] [[Lie|is finally over]]. No [[Homos|gay]] overtones here.]]
Chris since revised the story of the rainbow ''again'' to reveal that a sixth egg had been launched from the Rainbow, only to somehow wind up on the Earth's moon. There, the newborn Rosey was taken under the wing of [[Count Graduon]], who named her "[[Silvana]]" and trained her in the ways of evil. To better equip her for the cause of sexual villainy, Graduon gave Silvana the power to shape-shift, as well as male genitalia, to better fool horny enemy Rosechus. Like the other egg-born Sonichus and Rosechus, Silvana's age is established to be 19, even though Count Graduon wasn't unleashed until Sonichu was 16 and discovered the Anchuent Prophecy. 
 
To make matters even more confusing, Chris has introduced several other Sonichus and Rosechus throughout the series, including [[Darkbind Sonichu]], [[DJ Jamsta|Jamsta]] Sonichu, [[Lolisa Rosechu]], [[Zapina]] Rosechu, and [[Simonla Rosechu]]. There was no initially explanation provided for when or how these other Sonichus and Rosechus were created throughout their appearances in the comic.
 
Christian revealed his most current patchwork re-telling of the Rainbow's ''gift'' in his own [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu&oldid=1763 Sonichu] article at the CWCipedia. Chris, not to be outdone by prior work, has pushed his myth ''way past'' the third dimension:
{{quote|From the Rainbow, EGGS were emitted throughout Earth, Space and Time. ALL of The eggs were all time-traveled back to the day of February 2, 1989 into various locations. There were countless eggs in addition to the 5 that would hatch into the Chaotic Combo Electric-Hedgehogs.|[[Christian_Weston_Chandler|Chris]], never too sharp with [[Chris humps his PS3|math]]... so let's just say it's ''more than you can count, mister!''}}
There is a innumerable amount of Electric Hedgehog Pokémon among us. Be afraid.
 
===TL;DR===
In order to draw [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|porn of his characters]], Chris gave the rainbow time-travelling powers so that his recolors won't be underage.
 
==Other uses of rainbows==
[[Image:RainbowOverArk.jpg|thumb|right|Chris offers a "rainbow of promise" to his readers, rightfully comparing the travesty of his nude artwork with that of God's brutal punishment of mankind.]]
[[Image:RainbowOverArk.jpg|thumb|right|Chris offers a "rainbow of promise" to his readers, rightfully comparing the travesty of his nude artwork with that of God's brutal punishment of mankind.]]
It should be noted that the various Sonichus and Rosechus represent every color of the rainbow, although this may be a coincidence, as there's so damn many of them that Chris has no choice but to use every possible color to tell them apart. 
In [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]], [[Flame the Sunbird]] lives on Rainbow Island.
Following [[Trolls|fan]] backlash against the hardcore sex scene depicted in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], Chris removed or censored the pages containing genitalia from the site, and posted a ridiculous apology:
{{quote|**After Serious Consideration and numerous complaints, I HAVE REMOVED the explicit sexual pages from EPISODE 17 of Comic #8,
And as GOD Promised NEVER again to Flood the earth with a Rainbow over Noah's Ark, I cast My Rainbow of Promise to NEVER AGAIN
Draw or Upload any Further Images between Sonichus and Rosechus in EPISODE 18 of [[Sonichu 8|Comic #8]], as well as ALL Future Comics,
that depict explicit sexuality.| Chris, correctly comparing his pornographic artwork to the horrors of global disaster <ref>[http://sonichu-roschu.blogspot.com/2008/09/episode-17-update.html The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog: Episode 17 Update]</ref>}}
The message was accompanied by Edward Hicks's painting [[wikipedia:File:Noahs Ark.jpg|"Noah's Ark"]]. True to his style, Chris opted to use a modified version (though this time, it is clearly not one that he made).


Despite Chris's assurances, he drew a love scene between Black Sonichu and Silvana Rosechu in the second half of the same issue, and later restored all of the deleted artwork in the [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], along with promises of even more hideous furry porn to come.
*The various Sonichus and Rosechus represent every color of the rainbow, although this may be a coincidence, as there's so damn many of them that Chris has no choice but to use every possible color to tell them apart.


Chris also offered a "rainbow of promise" in an e-mail to [[Megan]]:
*In [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]], [[Flame the Sunbird]] lives on Rainbow Island.


{{quote|I understand the possible irriation from being touched, but I now realize what may have set off the burst of anger. It was because of my immature behavior (with jealousy) over the winner of that contest, wasn't it? I wanted you to know that I have honestly given up on that erronious behavior. I do apologize for having expressed that anger, and I offer a peaceful rainbow as my promise to not get jealous and express such anger again.|Chris, blowing out his ass<ref>"I now understand" 08 August 2007, 3:46 p.m. [[Chris_E-mails_2007]]</ref>}}
*Chris also offered a "rainbow of promise" in [[Chris_E-mails_2007|an e-mail]] to [[Megan]].


Chris also mentions rainbows in "[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]", the third track on his album ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]''.
*Chris mentions rainbows in "[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]", the third track on his album ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]''.


<blockquote><poem style="font-style: italic;">I'm lookin' at you all and I see a rainbow, come on
<blockquote><poem style="font-style: italic;">I'm lookin' at you all and I see a rainbow, come on
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All of the times that I've earned [[honor roll]]!</poem></blockquote>
All of the times that I've earned [[honor roll]]!</poem></blockquote>


This is probably how [[autism]] was explained to him. Either that or he thinks everyone is [[gay]].
This is probably how [[autism]] was explained to him. [[Aspergers|Again, the irony is lost on him.]]


A few of his [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|homemade Pokémon cards]] are rainbow themed, such as [[:image:SnwsonC.jpg|Snowboarding Sonichu]], [[:image:365-Supreon.jpg|Supreon]] and [[:image:377-TurboRainbow.jpg|Turbo Rainbow]]. His Pokémon [[:File:333-Vegaton.jpg|Vegaton]] is described as being capable of creating rainbows.
*A few of his [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|homemade Pokémon cards]] are rainbow themed, such as [[:image:SnwsonC.jpg|Snowboarding Sonichu]], [[:image:365-Supreon.jpg|Supreon]] and [[:image:377-TurboRainbow.jpg|Turbo Rainbow]]. His Pokémon [[:File:333-Vegaton.jpg|Vegaton]] is described as being capable of creating rainbows.


==Possible interpretation of Chris's use of rainbows==
==Possible interpretation of Chris's use of rainbows==
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*[[Chaotic Combo]]
*[[Chaotic Combo]]
*[[Chaos Emeralds]]
*[[Chaos Emeralds]]
*[[Sonichu Balls]]
*[[Homos]]
*[[Homos]]


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Chris' TRUE and HONEST rainbow
A FAKE and DECEPTIVE rainbow.

A rainbow is an optical and meteorological phenomenon that causes a spectrum of light to appear in the sky. Rainbows are also known as a symbol of homosexuality and LGBT rights. Unfortunately, Chris didn't know this when he wrote them into the comic, leading to hilarious results.

In Chris's mind, and in the Sonichu canon, a rainbow is both an important part of the plot, as well as a lazy metaphor used by Chris to represent something happy, amazing or pleasant happening. Rainbows are a recurring theme in the series, playing an important role in the history of the Chaotic Combo. Of course, we all know what Chris actually meant.

In real life, there's a rainbow etched into Chris's high school ring.

Chris and Rainbows

In addition to not knowing that rainbows are mostly used by "da homos", Chris also utterly fails when trying to replicate them. Apparently, Chris was never taught the simple concept of ROY G BIV, which gives the exact order of colors in the light spectrum from left to right. As such, Chris repeatedly mixes up the colors of the rainbow. This demonstrates two things: firstly, that Chris was too lazy to find a reference of a real rainbow when drawing the comic, and secondly, that Chris knows nothing about how rainbows are formed.

In addition, Chris often offers people a "rainbows of promise" as a half-assed apology for things he has done wrong. For example, he offered Megan a "rainbow of promise" while corresponding with her after the shecameforCWC.JPG incident. Thankfully, Megan saw right through his shitty apology and cut him out of her life.

Following fan backlash against the hardcore sex scene depicted in Sonichu #8, Chris removed or censored the pages containing genitalia from the site, and issued a "rainbow of promise" to not post any more sexual imagery. Chris later drew love scene between Black Sonichu and Silvana Rosechu in the very next issue.

In the Comic

Feels Good Man

A rainbow effect was created when Pikachu struck Sonic in Sonichu #0. This energy also arced across the sky, striking a female Raichu some fifteen miles away, and transforming her into a hideous hag beast. The irony of Chris's most prized creation coming from a rainbow, a long-time symbol of homosexuality, is lost on him.

TRUE and HONEST Chaos Rainbow shit eggs.

In Sonichu #3, Chris revealed that the Rainbow had also spit out five eggs, which landed in various locations around the world. Hence, the Chaotic Combo. Chris should be feeling pretty gay right about now. Sonichu would soon discover other Sonichus and Rosechus which were created by the Rainbow. So basically, most of the Sonichu characters came from a rainbow.

In addition to the eggs, Chris established that "mysterious beams of light also shone from the rainbow", but declined to elaborate; this might be Chris's way of giving himself an out for adding more Sonichus and Rosechus, like Silvana.

The Jimmy Hill Incident and Comic Retcons

Upon stumbling on Jimmy Hill, a troll-illionaire who managed to make billions of dollars from the Sonichu franchise as a LGBT icon, Chris realized that many of the imagery in Sonichu had homosexual overtones. Thus, Chris went on a campaign to remove and/or alter those images, including rainbows, the "oversized straw", and the Sonichu Balls.

Likewise, the infamous "Rainbow Chris" image from Sub-Episode 2 was changed to a background of the gates of Heaven when pointed out that rainbows are the international symbol of gay pride.

Chris' Use of Rainbows

Chris offers a "rainbow of promise" to his readers, rightfully comparing the travesty of his nude artwork with that of God's brutal punishment of mankind.
  • The various Sonichus and Rosechus represent every color of the rainbow, although this may be a coincidence, as there's so damn many of them that Chris has no choice but to use every possible color to tell them apart.

I'm lookin' at you all and I see a rainbow, come on
You think I'm different in every way, come on
All of the times that I've earned honor roll!

This is probably how autism was explained to him. Again, the irony is lost on him.

Possible interpretation of Chris's use of rainbows

File:Pride flag.jpg


He's gay!


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