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Revision as of 20:12, 11 September 2009

On 10 and 11 September 2009, Chris uploaded the first of his official videobooks to counter Vivian Gee.

Episode 1

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'Ello, you should know me by now, this is Christian Weston Chandler here.

[Shows High School Ring, grabs Scrapbook]

And I'm sitin' here-behind the camera start up my own regime of audiobooks, the OFFICIAL audiobooks. [opens Scrapbook of Fail ] Vivian is a hack when it comes to these; so I'm gonna show you how it's really done. But- you know, just to make it clear, any names, persons illustrated in the comic books, except for me macysears [??], anyone, real or fictitious... are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic.

Anyway, lets begin [Holds up cover of Sonichu 0 ] The cover for Number Zero, the hand drawn premiere issue. 'Go Sonichu, go out and zap to the es-extreme' [Nasal Voice] 'I will! Thank you Father!'

[Puts down cover, turns page, jump cut] So, were just gonna keep on going with the page flipping at this point, so moving on.

[Narrates the first page]

DER-DER-DERRR-DDEERRR [Sings the Sonichu Theme]

[Chris proceeds to 'narrate' episode 1, failing to understand narration does not mean singing poorly and miming action noises. Despite the very verbose style of writing present, Chris glosses over most of the comic, describing only the text sections regarding himself or the final details of Sonichu and Rosechu's creation. Amusingly, his chooses to act out the characters, resulting in several very gay falsettos.]

Stay tuned for more zapping adventures of Sonichu!

Episode 2

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Episode 3

...AND FOR THE RECORD, HE LOVES VAGINAS! HE'S STRAIGHT

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