Lolisa Rosechu

It's 99.99% likely that Chris wanked to this image.

“	Lolisa is of Radio DJ and Co-Host personality; she keeps up with the latest news and trends, sad from bad news; happy from good news, honest and punctual.	”
Chris attempts to describe Lolisa's personality

Lolisa is a minor Rosechu. She is Jamsta Sonichu's partner at KCWC, as well as his girlfriend. If you thought the other Rosechus were hollow, vapid shells, they would be terrificly characterised compared to this one. Lolisa couldn't be more of a non-character if she tried. She has no character history, no relevance to the plot (such as it is), and doesn't even have a token element to specialize in. She just exists so Jamsta could have a girlfriend around, dispelling rumors that he's gay.

Origin

Lolisa is the second-oldest Electric Hedgehog Pokémon and oldest Rosechu in the comic. She was hatched "somewhere private" in 1987, but as Rosechu was discovered first, her name became the species name.

When confronted about this discrepancy in the mailbag, Chris waves the concept aside by claiming that both Lolisa and Jamsta simply hatched in a private location and weren't catalogued until after Sonichu and Rosechu were discovered which is even more confusing because how would they be ignoring her and not giving her a name until she was 11? Which private location was she born in? Why is it private? This is horseshit!

Comic appearances

Sonichu #7

Lolisa first appeared interviewing Robert Simmons V at KCWC

Sonichu #8

Lolisa convinces Rosechu to allow Zapina to be present at the Women's rights stripping protest. Most people would consider this as grooming a child for sexual abuse.

Lolisa briefly (and vapidly) reports on the crazy happenings of Spring Break.

Sonichu #9

Lolisa is among the group defending CWCville Shopping Center from the PVCC, though all she's seen doing is punching a few people. Whether or not she possesses electric powers (or any other abilities for that matter) remains to be seen.