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Welcome to the new CWC Wiki. Here you'll find all you need to know about the high functioning autistic, corpulant manchild known as [[Christian Weston Chandler]].
== Da Portal ==
[[Da update]]
[[Questions for Chris]]
[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Category:Characters Characters]
[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Category:People People]
[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Category:Chronology Chronology]
[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Special:Categories All categories]
Sonichu comics: [[Sonichu 0|0]] [[Sonichu 1|1]] [[Sonichu 2|2]] [[Sonichu 3|3]] [[Sonichu 4|4]] [[Sonichu 5|5]] [[Sonichu 6|6]] [[Sonichu 7|7]] [[Sonichu 8|8]] [[Sonichu 9|9]] [[Sonichu 10|10]]


== To do list ==
== To do list ==
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*Make [[Special:Wantedpages|these pages]]
*Make [[Special:Wantedpages|these pages]]


== Sources list ==
* [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] DVD
* [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] album
* [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]]
* [[Chris' Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction]]
* [[The Sonichu Chronicles]] (powerpoint to [[Miyamoto]])
* [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]


==Get this shit ARCHIVED on the CWCKI STAT!==
==Get this shit ARCHIVED on the CWCKI STAT!==

Revision as of 23:36, 10 March 2009

Welcome to the CWCki!
WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR
We currently have 2,612 articles!

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Article of the Now...

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Crystal Weston Chandler is the fictional twin sister of Christian Weston Chandler. Her role in his fantasy world stems from his long-held desire to have a sibling to play with along with some narcissistic pleasure and gender identity issues with seeing himself as an attractive female. Crystal represents one of the more embarrassing facets of Chris's mind. Since his notions of the perfect girlfriend, the perfect sister, the perfect daughter, and the perfect female self so easily intersect, it is hard not to arrive at a conclusion involving incest.

Crystal's origin is depicted in Sub-Episode 5, where she is made manifest by Chris employing his anchuent powers and Heart Torch of Fail to split into two (nearly) identical beings. Chris and Crystal wear the same outfits and even have the same superpowers, although she lacks her brother's heterochromia. Throughout her appearances in the comics, characters are constantly noting how attractive she (and, by extension, Chris) is.

(More...)

Did you Know...

  • ... that Chris spends a lot of time in his bedroom, in spite of a traumatic experience with a babysitter locking him in there?
  • ... that YouTuber GenoSamuel2.1 has a documentary series on Chris that is 85 episodes long, and still going?
    • ... and that Chris [DMed him] after seeing the series?
  • ... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to cancel a My Little Pony reboot because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it?
  • ... that Chris really cannot dance?
  • ... that Chris recycled his own semen by drinking it?
    • ... and that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste?
    • ... and that Chris mixed semen with Fanta?
  • ... that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter?
  • ... that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris called his family a bunch of pack rats?
  • ... that Chris has said Niggos only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times?
    • ... That Chris was under the influence of trolls when he said those words?
  • ... that Chris’s father's idea of kids games is Playing With Gutter Rats In the Sewer?

Check this Out!

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Chris meets GodBear • Watch & Win Sweepstakes • AN F IN ENGLISH CLASS?! • Slam attack! • Attraction Sign • "I'M STILL STUCK AS A VIRGIN WITH RAGE!" • Kick, Punch, it's all in the mind! • CWC is Angry • Masturbating and squirtin' • ShecameforCWC.JPG • Dykes...Dykes! CHINA! • Medallion Destruction • The Pickle Man tricked me again... • Boobies! Vaginas. Mmm... • I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD! • DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS • I'm cuttin it down! • JULAAAY! • Ohio trip • Medallion up the ass • Date with Emily • I'll be in your dreams! • Holding Out For a Hero • GONNA STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH! • MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEARRRRR! • I have your mugshot... • Pyong, pyong, pyong! • Bottoms up! • I get BLANGRY! • Grand number of pounds • Crazy nudie audition • I love you so much, I love you so muuuuuch! • I got a fish! • Rollin' and Trollin' • BURN IN HELL! • OK2BGay • Chris humps his PS3 • SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE • SingStar Challenge • MY! NAME! IS! NOT! IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING! • DIEEEEEEE YOU! • I've got a little Chun-Li within me. • OFF! THE! INTERNET! • Sign Destruction Video • Half-and-half! • Chris Loses It • Chris Did 9/11 • Father Call • BUDDHA BELLY AND EXAGGERATED MANBOOBS! • Patti will have your soul tonight! • Alec Benson Leary calls • CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HA! • Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! • Trolling stupid pickle suited... • JEW! • Fridays After Five • JenkinsJinkies • Chris writes underage gay erotica • Chris destroys his PS3 • Mr Popo Cosplay • DivineTrial • Electric Hedgehog power! • Chris Chan's a real nigga! • Tomgirl pictures • Cakefarts • Goodbye Horses • Chris Rocks Out • Chris and his mom do a hit-and-run • Burning down the house • Sonic's arms are NOT blue! • Don't call anybody! • HelloLadyFans • Proposition to Sega • Frozen Semen • Please have my babies. • Stephanie Bustcakes • Die, Trump, die! • DIY Vagina • Do not hate! Hate is not so good. • #HarassCWCdirectly • Chris dances with Magi-Chan • Q&A NO MORE! • Get Out, You D*** Nazis • Dick Licker; that is I • Hey now, you're an All-Star! • TooManyGames meltdown • AY, YOU TOILET! • Chris kisses Cryzel • Chris screams at the camera • Just keep reading... • The Last Will and Testament of Chris-Chan • THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES. • HASBROOOOOOO! • The Point of No Return • The Perp Walk of Shame • I am Literally also Jesus Christ • It was all my Mom's Idea • Pinned Down at the Nuthouse • AND I BRING, PERSONALLY, THE SECOND COMING. • Team Rocket's stupid! • You shipped me with that Snorlax!

Meta: Love Quest • Transgender • Business • Financhu Crisis • Roleplay • Dimensional Merge

Pre-Christory: Early Childhood • Nathaniel Greene • Leonard Bearstein • High School

Early Adult Chronicles: PVCC • Megan • Stackhouse

Classic Chris: ED • Blanca • GAMePLACe • Jimmy Hill • Clyde Cash • PandaHalo • Miyamoto • Julie • PSN Hacking • Emily • Ivy • Vanessa • CWCipedia • Liquid • Asperchu • Tito

Dark Ages: First Exile • Jackie • Calling Out • Second Exile

Renaissance: Catherine • Sonic Boom • Lady Managers • Pmurt • Doopie • Quinn

Transcendental Awakening: Idea Guy • Prequel Comic • Guard Dog • TTS • GOPony • Jacob

Rise-N-Fall: Copitz • TF2 Analysis • Secret Shipfic • Watchmen • Praetor • Warhol • Incest

Silent Years: Jail • Third Exile

Second Coming: Revelations

Body: Drugs • Fashion • Gender • Health • Nutrition • Sex

Psyche: Coping • Manipulation • Mental healthcare • Nostalgia • Reality

Personality: Anger • Ego • Hypocrisy • Kindness • Negligence • Personality • Remorse • Stress

Expression: Art • Censorship • English • Language • Music • Oratory • Spanish • Writing

Society: Contests • Death • The Law • Politics • Race • Religion • Sexuality • Socialization • Sports

Business: Brand loyalty • Business • Copyright • Money • Negotiation • Work

Technology: Cameras • Electronics • The Internet • Science • Television • Video Games
2003 • 2004 • 2005 • 2006 • 2007 • 2008 • 2009 • 2010 • 2011 • 2012 • 2013 • 2014 • 2015 • 2016 • 2017 • 2018 • 2019 • 2020 • 2021 • 2022 • 2023 • 2024

Da Update

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It is currently April 2024. It has been...
33
 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.
Current Updates
Recently Uncovered Info

Picture of the Now

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To do list


Get this shit ARCHIVED on the CWCKI STAT!

Emails

Sex audio

Chat logs

various quotes

Q & A

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