Simonla Rosechu

Simonla Rosechu (aka Simonla) is an orange ~~Sonic recolor~~ rosechu who can turn her arms into drills and dig underground. She also has a drill at the end of her tail. Evan told Chris he got his drills from being raised by Beedrill, though any bonafide weeaboo knows the drills and the name come from Simon the Driller, from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

Originally a fan character submitted by Evan named Simonchu, Chris instead added breasts and a china and turned it into Simonla so he'd have something to masturbate to.

Development

Before...

On 26 August 2008, Evan posted on his DeviantArt account:^[1]

My Sonichu fancharacter.

Simonchu Age: 14 Ground/Electric

Simonchu was originally a Pikachu, raised by a swarm of Beedrill. However, when Perfect Chaos attacked Station Square, the Pikachu and Beedrills watched from a nearby forest. In the middle of the battle a flash of pure Chaos energy was released, killing all the Beedrills. The Pikachu, however, was able to absorb the Chaos energy and use it to evolve. Depressed due to his parents' demise, Simonchu took his parents' drills and dug deep underground, leaving no one in CWCville to know of this unique Sonichu and his awesome powers.

until today...

...

...and after. Chris has the reverse Midas touch - everything he touches turns to shit.

Now I really must send it to him and hope he includes Simonchu in another issue. He is JUST bad enough to fit into Sonichu.

Three months later, Chris did use the character, as he had wanted to create a ground-type Sonichu or Rosechu character. He could have used Simonchu, as he had Evan's permission to, but, feeling that he had enough Sonichu characters (or, more likely, needing material to mass debate to), he decided to turn Simonchu into Simonla (playing off Simone, the feminine form of Simon), because to Chris, tits = better. Chris-chan also misinterpreted the cloak Simonchu wore as some sort of shell, judging by Simonla's line, "My shell is removable!"

In Episode 19, Simonla attends the dating classes and is eventually paired up with Wild Sonichu. Chris-chan had previously revealed this to Evan in the ancient Sonichu IRC chatroom, but it ended up creating one of the most horrific pages in Sonichu history. Chris claims on Simonla's CWCipedia page that in Episode 20 he will introduce Simonchu as a ground (and only ground) type.

Simonla the Pedofork

In the Dating Education episode, we see Simonla outside Cwcville U talking to Zapina, the 14 year old girl who wants to strip despite those "dumb child protection Laws" Chris and the Sonichu gang hate so much. Zapina refers to Simonla as "her best friend" which is creepy enough, before Simonla instructs her to get a "16 year old boy".

One can only wonder why she would do such a thing, when a woman in the right mind would tell her to focus on her studies and hang out with friends her own age before worrying about boys, especially one two years older when she's clearly underage!