Sonichu 5 Official Videobook

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Sonichu 5

Sonichu 5 Official Videobook is a series of videos made by Chris, in which he reads and comments on Sonichu 5. He started uploading these videos on 15 September 2009.

• In Episode 12, Wes-Li returns to kidnap his ex-girlfriend, Nicole Rammer!

Episode 12

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My Best Friend's Cherokian Wedding
Genre:	Videobook
Creator:	CWC
Voices:	CWC
Cast:	Cartoon CWC Nicole Rammer Walter Grisby Sailor Megtune Megagi

And now, here's Book Number 5! Once again, all copy- all Sonichu material, ro- and Rosechu, and CWCville, and all that, is copyrighted March 17, 2000 by me, Christian Weston Chandler. All names and persons illustrate in any of the Sonichu comics except for that of myself that may seem similar to anyone in real life or fiction are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic.

And some colrs in the- and in some- and a few characters in this issue were originally thought up or drawn by Megan Schroeder.

Anyway, here's the cover of book- Book Number 5! And it's just like you know Mary- it's just like Slaweel Ryam has made herself really, really big, and Sonichu's just standin' in front of her, and she's got me trapped in a mirror, and I'm thinkin, "Well, this stinks." Hmm.

And then Sonichu says, "You won't get away with this, Slaweel Ryam!" Hang tight, I'll get ya out of there, Papa. Somehow...

Episode 12: My Best Friend's Cherokian Wedding

I desw- I w- decided to stop doing Sub-Episodes, 'cause my mom made me promise not to do anymore sub-episodes. So we doing- so we- so this points full episodes.

Anyway, tonight's Special Summoned Guest Star: Jack's Knight, playing the role of the groom!

[church bells] We're at a church! [wedding march]

I didn't really get an invite, so I'm just hung around there, and I'm in- I'm invisible, behind an invisible cloak. Pretending to be a best man. But anyway, just outside the entrance to the gate, there's, uh, Walter Grisby.

If I can't have her, then I'll play magic.

Anyway, the wedding is all- is going nice, and I'm, hey this is the wedding between Nicole and her- and her sweetheart William, and anyway I'm thinking it's too bad I can't stay to catch the bouquet! But at least I can watch my old friend leave for a happier life.

As long as my uh, barrier attack lasts, I can main- invisible only in- I c- I can main visible only in spirit. And I'm also happy because, hmm, found the uh, sweet kinda good gal-pal who a-allows my heat to feel stronger with love. Sweet sailor soldier who I first met after having started playing the heart of the cards. Like destiny in a pyramid of light, but not just destiny, but a strong, pure love: sweeter than a passionate strawberry or the sweetest piece of chocolate.

[PSHW!] Hmm? My sixth sense is tingling! What the! BARRR! There's an arrow flying around! I'm seeing the future, and it goes right through... William... body...

"AAahh."

Ps- was future swot! Future sight! [whimpering] No, Nicole's happiness!

"HEELLLllllp!"

He's gonna take her away? Jeeze! Oh, no, Sarah happiness will be ruined! I can't let that happen!

"It's time to play a CWC-spell!"

...and I pull out my duel-disk... my deck. 'S time to play a CWC-spell! Spelled with C-W-C. Cause if you see my initials, it comes out the word 'quick.' Anyway, in this case, I'll place a CWC-Trap. But I'll play a Reasoning first. Hmm.

And then Walt's about to launch an arrow, and I'm st-standin' right next to him, still invisible, and I'm sayin, "Walt! Walter Grisby!"

"Wut?"

"This is your voice of reason. You do not have to do this. There are other girls behind the light, magical curtain."

"I have no conscience!"

[PSHW!] He fires his arrow. "Shoot! Activate Negate Attack!" My card pops up and i- it takes in the arrow.

Is- and- what- Walt is like, "What is that?"

Fi- is- ts- then somebody- and then somebody in the audience sees the flying arrow, he's like, "FIRE!"

"Liar Liar."

Heheh.

"Show yourself, coward," says Wes-Li.

Still remaining vis- invisible, I make my little speech.

"I am no coward. Sometimes I'm a great duelist; mostly I am a loyal friend, and I can do wonders behind the scenes. But the truth is... ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POWER."

[WSHWSHWSH]

And I pull my invisible barrier curtain to reveal myself.

"I am legendary warrior of love and honesty: CHRIS-CHAN SONICHU."

And Walter recognizes me, he know- he knows my original name.

"Christopher! How dare you interrupt my frank and cruel lovey-dovey plans! YOU AUTISTIC FREAK!"

[FFW] Ouch.

[mumbling thoughts] Eh, remember Meg-Chan... future happiness for us... Nicole's happiness with Will... mostly Meg-Chan... wuluwulusuzu

"RIGHT! I do not want to fight my old be- my old be- my best friend's happy-dappy day, we can be adult about this with you leaving in peace and letting the new Mrs. Nicole Rammer Spice live her future in peace."

"Hm, you're right," says Walt. "We can live peacefully like adults."

"There you go, that's the way to do it!"

"But I'm gettin' her, not that jerk!"

"What!"

And he knocks me down with a sock-in-the-face! [PSH!]

"If there is anyone who objects to this union of Nicole and William, speak now or forever hold your piece."

William says- I mean Walt says, "Um, I do." [PSHWPSHWSHW!] And he grabs Nicole and... he dashes away Nicole and stands on my head. Oof. And he's just standin' on my head with Nicole in her- in his grasp, and he's sayin', "De dame comes with me!"

"Walter, you jerk! What is the meaning of this?"

And then I'm thinkin', ok, who played the mega-morph?

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And then Walt dashes away with Nicole in his arms, and then I'm j-slapped awake.

"Get up! Get up!"

And I'm like, just in a daze for a moment.

An, the father of bride's saying, "Christopher! Please br-bring out baby back!"

"If you don't it'll mean trouble for you," says her mom.

"This is terrible!"

"Uh... Nicole... Meg-chan... happiness for all... mmm... need... energy..."

Activate spell absorption. Activate Dian Keto!

"Yeah, there we go! I'm coming, Nicole. I'm coming to save you. It's TIME to activate my quick-spells and my CWC-spells. Goodbye Magical Mallet, hello helpful duel-spells."

[PFFW] And then I dash after the- after- We- after Walt. And Nicole. And I'm closing in on him, then I'm like, "Alright, my turn." I draw a card, standby, ACTIVATE CREATURE SWAP. [SHWSWH]

An'den- and then I jus' pretty much swap myself with him, so I'm- so I'm th- so I catch Nicole in my arms. And then st- and then I break and make a u-turn, then make back way to the church.

"Uh, wha? Chris?"

"Hang tight, I'll getcha back to the church on time!"

"Darn him! That's! 'N Darn him and his stupido magic! I'm the one with the rabbit, and I'm certainly not gonna let him steal it from my hat!"

He locks onto me and uses a combination of Fireblast and Flamethrower. I'm like, "Yikes." He closes in on me with the flamethrower, and then all of a sudden: [FFFF-THOOMP] He trips on this thing that falls from the s- falls from sky. And then he just sl- anadaden he jis... rolls forward, and then he gets him- hits with the hit flame, [FFWW] his own flame. An'den.

"What the flame happened?"

And then we pause for a moment. He's like- Nicole's like, "Who saved us?"

OK, yeah! Hey, she's here! Da-DUN!

"A wedding ceremony has no place for burned-up exes! Plotting from behind the sacred column serves no julus- justice!"

"And to destroy the dreams of an old friend of a friend of ours is unforgivable. And the hopes and dreams of future happiness earned from tortured times are priceless!"

"We are Sailor Soldiers!"

"And we stand for lights of every heart and justice!"

"I am Sailor Megtune!"

"And I'm Megagi the Skunk!"

"And in the name of all hearts, we shall punish you!"

And then Walt faces them and he's like, "How dare you two! I will not be taken down by the likes of you. FLAMETHROWER!" [FFFFFFFFFFF]

[singing] "ROCKIN HURRICAAAANE~" [FFWWWW-PSHOOM!]

Deflects the flamethrower back in his face and knocks him down! And Nicole's admiring a little bit.

"Wow, that girl sure can rock! You sure know... you sure know how to pick a winner of a gal-pal, Chris! Christopher?"

[lovestruck] Eyeahahhahah-lovey-dovey-yeahhiihhah~ WHAM! Heh.

"This is not the time to oogle my maternal creator! You have to play that last CWC-spell!"

"That hurt. Ow. Yeah you right; well you played your part pretty well, miss. Alright, I activate Dark Core!" [FWWWW]

And then the dark core appears above Wes- above Walter.

"But his head's really stuck in the sand, so I'll have to putt!"

And so I pulled out my lightning bolt to make sword used as a golf club and then I bop him into the dark core, and then that's duel.

Later at the church:

[long and rambling thought]

[sigh] Nicole almost lost her straight-forward shot to long happiness. I'm sure that I will get to that- walk down that aisle someday myself, with no trouble. Aysmetrical feelings... I love Meg-Chan, yet she's not ready to return or see it. I'd feel better if I could chat with her on the phone, although she uncomfortable doing that. Our email communications are ok, but speech speaks louder than typed words.

And then some- and then usher tells me, "Chris! Would you comes to the bal- come to the room with the balcony please."

And I say, "Ok." And I'm thinking, what's out that.

And all of a sud- all of a sudden this bouquet falls and I catch it after Nicole says, "Think fast!" And I look up and I see her yeah.

"I wanted to thank you for the wonderful childhood years between you and me, and for being by my side today. I wish you the best of luck for your true love and honest relationship. Good luck to you, Christopher."

"Mmm. Thanks, Nicole, I wish you the happiest years as well."

And that was the hhhh-appy wedding. Stay tuned for the next episode.

Episode 13

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