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[[Image:bad_chris.png|thumb|256px|Rampant [[ | [[Image:bad_chris.png|thumb|256px|Rampant [[Boyfriend-free girl|girlfriend-unfree boys]] related crimes these days... [[Virginia]] is not the exception.]] | ||
The story begins as Solid Chris is "rushing at the maximum speed limit of 65 MPH" to retrieve his [[sweetheart]] Kacey from "[[CChanSonichuCWC|that lying copycat, Chris]]." Solid doesn't say whether Kacey is in any imminent danger at this point, but he explains that Liquid Chris "could never truly treat her right," necessitating this rescue mission. | The story begins as Solid Chris is "rushing at the maximum speed limit of 65 MPH" to retrieve his [[sweetheart]] Kacey from "[[CChanSonichuCWC|that lying copycat, Chris]]." Solid doesn't say whether Kacey is in any imminent danger at this point, but he explains that Liquid Chris "could never truly treat her right," necessitating this rescue mission. | ||
Revision as of 01:39, 9 November 2009
On 8 November 2009, Liquid Chris uploaded a video containing comics drawn by Ian Brandon Anderson (Solid Chris) which depicted Liquid as a knife wielding villain who kidnapped Kacey. Solid comes to her rescue and shoots Liquid in both of his feet with a handgun (because Ian is a kind enough guy to cripple his enemy for life instead of giving him a quick, painless death). This could be considered a threat to maim Liquid in real life, which is, of course, illegal.
The comic seems to be an adaptation of Solid's Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler level in Little Big Planet, lifting most of its dialogue from the earlier production wholesale, including Liquid's awkward shout of, "I will have her! ALIVE!".
Plot
The story begins as Solid Chris is "rushing at the maximum speed limit of 65 MPH" to retrieve his sweetheart Kacey from "that lying copycat, Chris." Solid doesn't say whether Kacey is in any imminent danger at this point, but he explains that Liquid Chris "could never truly treat her right," necessitating this rescue mission.
Son-Chu arrives at Liquid's hideout and Solid rushes in, demanding that the "damn, dirty troll" give up his rightful girlfriend. Liquid responds by pulling a knife and attacking.
Solid dodges the blow, seizes his opponent in what appears to be a surfboard stretch, disarms him, and knocks him to the ground with a kick to the lower back. He then draws a handgun - intended to resemble either a WWII-vintage Walther P38 or the 1980s-vintage Megatron toy based upon it - upon an unarmed man and shoots Liquid twice, once in the shins. "You'll live," he declares, "but never impersonate or lie that greatly ever again!"
The scene then shifts to Kacey's home, where all is well. Her parents (one of whom resembles the character Guile from the Street Fighter video games) shower Solid with admiration, and so do her siblings (one of whom resembles the character Candice from Pokemon Diamond & Pearl, see a pattern here?), who add that "in comparison, that other guy was a geeky twerp." Ian and Kacey share a kiss and their adventure is over for now.
Marriage
Liquid also used this video to announce that he and Kacey are getting married.
| “ | I am Getting Married to Kacey around 2 p.m. This Wednesday. I Love ya, Baby. | ” |