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Chris-chan's fursona and Mary Sue in the comics. Essentially the same as [[Sonichu]], except with no weaknesses, thus rendering Sonichu absolutely pointless.
When [[Christian Weston Chandler]] uses his [[Sonichu medallion]] to summon the electric hedgehog power of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], he is transformed into the legendary hero [[Chris-chan Sonichu]].  This alter ego allows Chris to join in the adventures of his creation [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], inevitably leading to his self-insertion stealing the spotlight of his own original character.  Chris-chan Sonichu (or simply "Chris-chan"), looks exactly like a blue Sonichu, who is just a yellow Sonic the Hedgehog, which puts us right back where we started.


In the beginning, Chris-Chan's furry powers originated from his Sonichu [[medallion]]. Why he doesn't turn into Sonichu, but instead a rather different sonichu is unexplained, or why the medallion is not of a blue sonichu. Pressing the medallion, or applying pressure to its sides appears to activate it, causing the transformation without requiring a [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|change of clothing]]. Chris-Chan Sonichu's powers seem to be the same as those of regular [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu's]] powers, and the medallion is apparently absorbed into his flesh, leaving a white mark where it used to lay. Perhaps due to never taking it off, Chris has a blank spot in real life, as no light would have bit that area.
For the purpose of the Sonichu comics, Chris-chan is interchangeable with the original yellow Sonichu, except with no weaknesses and a more direct stake in the [[Love Quest]] that dominates the storyline, thereby rendering Sonichu absolutely pointless. In theory, it's a secret that Christian Weston Chandler is also Chris-chan Sonichu, except that he allowed his archnemesis [[Mary Lee Walsh]] to figure it out in about twenty seconds.


As of having his medallion stolen in October [[2008]], it was revealed that the Sonichu Medallion was in fact a clever decoy to deter trolls from noticing the true source of Chris-Chan's powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]], from high school. This may have something to do with amnyfest being Chris-Chan's birth stone, and having the ring taken away might be solved by him simply finding another source of amnyfest. However, Chris still claims that his Medallion is what gives him powers (In "[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]"), though at the same time he claims that it does not in real life.
In the early years following Sonichu's creation, Chris identified himself with the character directly, portraying potential love interest [[Sarah Hammer]] as [[Rosechu]] and rival [[Wes Iseli]] as [[Black Sonichu]].  At some point Chris apparently found it necessary to more fully distinguish himself from his creation, and created a new set of hedgehog alter-egos for himself, Sarah, and Wes.  As revealed in [[Sonichu 2]], Chris, Sarah, and Wes are the reincarnations of Native Americans who possessed "anchuent powers" necessary to oppose the evil of [[Count Graduon]].  Upon discovering the Anchuent Prophecy, Chris is shown how to transform into Chris-chan Sonichu by pressing his medallion.  


Chris Chan Sonichu also made an appearance in a sex audio session with [[Julie]] with whom he role played being Chris Chan Sonichu and sending shocks of electricity through Julie's wet [[china]].
Chris-chan Sonichu's powers seem to be the same as those of regular [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu's]] powers, and the medallion is apparently absorbed into his flesh, leaving a white mark where it used to lay. Perhaps due to never taking it off, Chris has a blank spot in real life, as no light would have bit that area.  His only known weakness is that if the white mark is pressed he will revert back to fat, useless Chris-chan.  Being able to be beaten by a single poke in the chest would seem to be an insurmountable disadvantage; however, Chris invariably transforms back with little effort.
 
After the theft of his medallion in real life in October [[2008]], Chris rushed out a story meant to appear in [[Sonichu 10]], in which the medallion is stolen in the comic as well.  In the story Chris realizes his Chris-chan Sonichu powers came from his [[Amnyfest Ring]] all along, and that he does not need the medallion at all (although he uses his limitless power to reclaim it nonetheless).  The purpose of the story appears to be to show the [[trolls]] that despite stealing the medallion they had not stolen Chris's electric hedgehog power, which is insane even for Chris.  Compounding this batshittery, in [[The Sonichu Chronicles]] Chris feels it is necessarily to explicitly tell Nintendo that he does not have electric hedgehog power in real life.
 
Chris incorporates his Chris-chan Sonichu form into his sex fantasies.  The fursona made an appearance in a sex audio session with [[Julie]], with whom he role played being Chris Chan Sonichu and sending shocks of electricity through Julie's wet [[china]].  In [[The Giant Penis Comic]], Chris depicts the consummation of his storybook marriage to [[Ivy]], showing himself and his lover transforming into their respective animal forms to properly yiff in holy matrimony.


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Revision as of 20:58, 29 April 2009

Sonic the Hedgehog + Pikachu Ears = ORIGINAL CHARACTER (DO NOT STEAL)

When Christian Weston Chandler uses his Sonichu medallion to summon the electric hedgehog power of the Anchuent Prophecy, he is transformed into the legendary hero Chris-chan Sonichu. This alter ego allows Chris to join in the adventures of his creation Sonichu, inevitably leading to his self-insertion stealing the spotlight of his own original character. Chris-chan Sonichu (or simply "Chris-chan"), looks exactly like a blue Sonichu, who is just a yellow Sonic the Hedgehog, which puts us right back where we started.

For the purpose of the Sonichu comics, Chris-chan is interchangeable with the original yellow Sonichu, except with no weaknesses and a more direct stake in the Love Quest that dominates the storyline, thereby rendering Sonichu absolutely pointless. In theory, it's a secret that Christian Weston Chandler is also Chris-chan Sonichu, except that he allowed his archnemesis Mary Lee Walsh to figure it out in about twenty seconds.

In the early years following Sonichu's creation, Chris identified himself with the character directly, portraying potential love interest Sarah Hammer as Rosechu and rival Wes Iseli as Black Sonichu. At some point Chris apparently found it necessary to more fully distinguish himself from his creation, and created a new set of hedgehog alter-egos for himself, Sarah, and Wes. As revealed in Sonichu 2, Chris, Sarah, and Wes are the reincarnations of Native Americans who possessed "anchuent powers" necessary to oppose the evil of Count Graduon. Upon discovering the Anchuent Prophecy, Chris is shown how to transform into Chris-chan Sonichu by pressing his medallion.

Chris-chan Sonichu's powers seem to be the same as those of regular Sonichu's powers, and the medallion is apparently absorbed into his flesh, leaving a white mark where it used to lay. Perhaps due to never taking it off, Chris has a blank spot in real life, as no light would have bit that area. His only known weakness is that if the white mark is pressed he will revert back to fat, useless Chris-chan. Being able to be beaten by a single poke in the chest would seem to be an insurmountable disadvantage; however, Chris invariably transforms back with little effort.

After the theft of his medallion in real life in October 2008, Chris rushed out a story meant to appear in Sonichu 10, in which the medallion is stolen in the comic as well. In the story Chris realizes his Chris-chan Sonichu powers came from his Amnyfest Ring all along, and that he does not need the medallion at all (although he uses his limitless power to reclaim it nonetheless). The purpose of the story appears to be to show the trolls that despite stealing the medallion they had not stolen Chris's electric hedgehog power, which is insane even for Chris. Compounding this batshittery, in The Sonichu Chronicles Chris feels it is necessarily to explicitly tell Nintendo that he does not have electric hedgehog power in real life.

Chris incorporates his Chris-chan Sonichu form into his sex fantasies. The fursona made an appearance in a sex audio session with Julie, with whom he role played being Chris Chan Sonichu and sending shocks of electricity through Julie's wet china. In The Giant Penis Comic, Chris depicts the consummation of his storybook marriage to Ivy, showing himself and his lover transforming into their respective animal forms to properly yiff in holy matrimony.