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{{quote|Zapina is a fast-talking, very energetic, spunky, inquisitive little gal.|- [[Mailbag 7#The Rosechus are totally diverse and stuff|Chris]], [[pedofork|describing his ideal partner]]}} | {{quote|Zapina is a fast-talking, very energetic, spunky, inquisitive little gal.|- [[Mailbag 7#The Rosechus are totally diverse and stuff|Chris]], [[pedofork|describing his ideal partner]]}} | ||
[[Image:Zapina.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Curse those dumb laws!]] | [[Image:Zapina.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Curse those dumb laws!]] | ||
'''Zapina''' is a fourteen-year-old [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] who longs to strip for [[women's rights]]. She's part insect somehow, meaning she has wings and her ass glows. Where did she come from? How and why is she so much younger than all the other characters? | '''Zapina''' is a fourteen-year-old [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] who longs to strip for [[women's rights]]. She's part insect... somehow, meaning she has wings and her ass glows. Where did she come from? How and why is she so much younger than all the other characters? Nobody knows, and fortunately, nobody gives a damn. | ||
==Appearance== | ==Appearance== | ||
Surprisingly, Zapina does not appear to be ripped-off wholesale from any other existing character. She does have the yellow color and ears of Pikachu, as well as the eye style of a Sonic character, but the fact that she's part-insect is all original. Yes, you read that right: for once, Chris has "created" something that is only somewhat derivative. | Surprisingly, Zapina does not appear to be ripped-off wholesale from any other existing character. She does have the yellow color and ears of Pikachu, as well as the eye style of a Sonic character, but the fact that she's part-insect is all original. Yes, you read that right: for once, Chris has "created" something that is only somewhat derivative. | ||
Despite existing solely as a means for Chris to somehow disprove criticisms on pedophilia, she is easily the skankiest dressed Rosechu in the series, | Despite existing solely as a means for Chris to somehow disprove criticisms on pedophilia, she is easily the skankiest dressed Rosechu in the series. She wears clothing that most mothers would never dream of letting their daughters wear, a miniskirt, an open jacket and a tube top, displaying her prominent cleavage. Furthermore, the liberal use of her ass is a minor plot point. | ||
==[[Sonichu 8]]== | ==[[Sonichu 8]]== | ||
At the gals' protest strip for [[women's rights]], Zapina begs the fascist [[Rosechu]] to allow her to get naked for the camera. Sensibly, Rosechu won't allow her to be present (citing "dumb laws"), until [[Lolisa]] promises to look after her. She helps by using her powers to provide light for their retarded little strip protest. The light is in her ass. This is still basically child porn. | At the gals' protest strip for [[women's rights]], Zapina begs the fascist [[Rosechu]] to allow her to get naked for the camera. Sensibly, Rosechu won't allow her to be present (citing "dumb laws"), until [[Lolisa]] promises to look after her. She helps by using her powers to provide light for their retarded little strip protest. The light is in her ass. This is still basically child porn. | ||
==[[Sonichu 9]]== | ==[[Sonichu 9]]== | ||
Revision as of 10:54, 13 July 2010
| “ | Zapina is a fast-talking, very energetic, spunky, inquisitive little gal. | ” |
| - Chris, describing his ideal partner | ||
Zapina is a fourteen-year-old Rosechu who longs to strip for women's rights. She's part insect... somehow, meaning she has wings and her ass glows. Where did she come from? How and why is she so much younger than all the other characters? Nobody knows, and fortunately, nobody gives a damn.
Appearance
Surprisingly, Zapina does not appear to be ripped-off wholesale from any other existing character. She does have the yellow color and ears of Pikachu, as well as the eye style of a Sonic character, but the fact that she's part-insect is all original. Yes, you read that right: for once, Chris has "created" something that is only somewhat derivative.
Despite existing solely as a means for Chris to somehow disprove criticisms on pedophilia, she is easily the skankiest dressed Rosechu in the series. She wears clothing that most mothers would never dream of letting their daughters wear, a miniskirt, an open jacket and a tube top, displaying her prominent cleavage. Furthermore, the liberal use of her ass is a minor plot point.
Sonichu 8
At the gals' protest strip for women's rights, Zapina begs the fascist Rosechu to allow her to get naked for the camera. Sensibly, Rosechu won't allow her to be present (citing "dumb laws"), until Lolisa promises to look after her. She helps by using her powers to provide light for their retarded little strip protest. The light is in her ass. This is still basically child porn.
Sonichu 9
In the dating education episode, we see Simonla outside CWCville U talking to Zapina. Zapina refers to Simonla as "her best friend" which is creepy enough, before Simonla instructs her to get a "16 year old boy".
Pedoforkism
This makes a grand total of three Rosechus who have hinted that they would like to exploit Zapina. The first is Rosechu, who mentioned those gosh darn laws; second is Lolisa, who says it's A-OK for a child to be around women stripping nude; and now Simonla seems to be trying to nudge Zapina into a sexual relationship of her own.