Sandy Rosechu

D'aww! She's just so cute before violently ripping Evan to shreds with her bare hands!

“	Yay! This soft sand is fun! Thank you, daddy!	”
Sandy, Sonichu 10

Sandy Rosechu is the bastard daughter of Simonla Rosechu and Wild Sonichu, with many of the same design elements as the former and NONE of the latter, making her yet another kludge of a certain Chu. For whatever reason, she is able to harbor a desire for revenge and ninja-skills at a very young age, but she has no other discernible personality traits from the other Mary Sues (assuming that they have any).

Sonichu 10

Artist's depiction.

“	"At least I will not have this issue to deal with in my teen years..."	”
Sandy, sadly mistaken for the years of therapy she'll need

In February 2010 Chris finally caved to pressure from Evan, and agreed to kill off Simonla. He fleshed out the original death page to reveal that Wild and Simonla had managed to shit out an egg together. It should be noted that Wild and Simonla were, as far as we know, never married, so Sandy is a bastard child. Moments later, Simonla is fatally wounded in a toilet explosion, and Wild sits on the egg ruminating about how much he and Simonla were looking forward to being parents, in an attempt to make readers care about the little blessing. Shortly after Simonla dies, the abomination hatches and asks where Mommy is. Ever sensitive and tactful, Magi-Chan promptly tells her that "Evan killed Mommy".

Less than a week after her hatching, Wild tricks Sandy into playing with Soft Sand, which causes her evolution into a rosechu. And by the time Evan, Alec, Mao and Sean go to trial for killing Simonla, she has the intelligence of a fourth-grader. Naturally, all four are found guilty and are sentenced to be murdered in the most violent and bloody ways imaginable. Wild, responsible father that he is, encourages Sandy to brutally eviscerate Evan. Sandy does so, going as far as to mutilate Evan's genitals, right after displaying serial killer tendencies by taking Evan's glasses as a trophy. The duo round off this wholesome daddy/daughter bonding activity by delivering the killer blow together. If this wasn't fucked up enough, consider that Evan is technically, by the standards of the CWCiverse, Sandy's grandfather.

A super intelligent girl with spiked hair?

According to Chris's CWCipedia ramblings on Rosechu evolution, a Sandy Rosechu will evolve when it has high happiness and soft sand. Wild gave Sandy soft sand to play with as a Rosey in Sonichu 10, which provides a possible explanation for how she was fully grown within one week. The fact that this means Wild essentially forced his daughter to grow up in order to fulfill a revenge fantasy is both incredibly disturbing and completely in-line with the rest of the horrifying content present in Sonichu 10.

Outside the comics

“	Sandy is pretty awesome, and not Simonla.	”
Evan's response to Sandy, on his DeviantART account

“	She kind of looks exactly like Simonla, but with like Lisa Simpson hair.	”
Alec's response to Sandy, 9th Phonecall with Chris

Sandy is basically a giant "Fuck you" to Evan, since she's little more than a smaller version of Simonla with a few cosmetic changes and an epic THIRST! FOR! BLOOD! Chris even goes into detail that Sandy is basically filling every single role Simonla did, becoming a construction worker, hanging out with Zapina and basically every single thing Simonla has ever been seen doing (which, fortunately, was very little).

Nonetheless, despite the negative reception of Simonla, fans seem to have welcomed Sandy Rosechu into the series. Her popularity resulted in fan art and even her own comic (Capering Berries) within days of her first appearance. This might be because she is one of the only characters with any sort of personality or depth. Of course, since this is something written by Chris, she'll probably follow in her mother's footsteps and devolve into yet another soulless husk who lives only to validate the heterosexuality of some random Sonichu.

Future

It remains to be seen if Sandy will be a recurring or regular character, or if she will get sent to the Moon, but if she becomes a recurrent character, Chris will find a way to pair her up with a sonee or a sonichu. With Chris's announcement that he will be redrawing the end of Sonichu 10 yet again, her future remains up in the air.