Punchy Sonichu

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Punchy Sonichu as he appears in Sonichu 3

Punchy is a sonichu, and a member of the Chaotic Combo that formed from eggs released by the rainbow as a result of the collision between Super Sonic the Hedgehog and a Pikachu. He is a fighting/electric type. There is currently no canonical porn of him because Chris has not hooked him up with a boyfriend-free girl yet, but he has stated that he is very attracted to Angelica. Punchy is often considered to be a racist Asian stereotype due to his slanty eyes and martial arts upbringing. He is also a shitty Knuckles knockoff which makes one wonder why he isn’t an “Electric ECHIDNA pokemon” instead of a hedgehog pokemon. He is a combination of 4 characters:

• Sonic the Hedgehog
• Knuckles the Echidna
• Pikachu
• The Pokemon Hitmonlee (his eyes are the same as that fighting-type Pokemon)

Because Punchy is one of Chris's remotely amusing OCs due to the blatant racism, he is a favorite amongst trolls.

Sonichu Babies

Punchy’s sonichu egg lands in a dojo where master Nabe is teaching his student Mypoe to fight. After hatching, Mypoe challenges Punchy, who is still in his infantile Sonee form. She rips his tail off and this angers him into evolving quickly. He uppercuts her so hard that she flies through the ceiling and into the sky

When Hedgehogs Meet

Look at those lips you just know he's asian.

While punchy rocks into the air as part of his martial arts training, his claws accidentally collide with Blake’s hoverboard which causes Punchy to hitch a ride by accident. He eventually falls off and crashes into a tree where he meets the other Chaotic Combo members. He compliments Angelica on her flowers, neglecting to point out her over-sized tits. This is likely the beginning of his infatuation with her. They all beat up Blake to the point where his head is bleeding all over the grass.

Sonichu 5

Punchy and the other Chaotic Combo members are teleported into action by Chris. He has no speaking lines here because Chris can’t be bothered to give any one a personality.

Sonichu 6

While everyone is pretending to worry about Crystal, Punchy is thinks to himself “I’m missing my Samurai Pizza Cats.” When the girls start talking about Bionic the Hedgehog’s basketball abilities, Wild and Punchy act like jealous bitches. Punchy thinks women should be more impressed by his brute strength than Bionic’s athletic talent. When Patti remarks on how sweet Chris is, Punchy tells her what an ass-kisser she is.

Spring Break

Here, Punchy reveals his feelings for Angelica to Wild. He says he doesn’t know how to ask a girl out and is too afraid to make the first move. Wild then informs him that the CWCville University is offering a Dating Education course. This excites Punchy, who insists on signing up for it as soon as possible.

Dating ED

In this story, Punchy goes to the CWCville University to learn how to date. The teacher fixes Punchy up with Layla who he falls in love with. Reginald Sneasel tries to sabotage their relationship, but fails. Using his totally awesome motorcycle with sidecart, he takes Layla on his first date to the classiest play in CWCville - McDonald's.

Love Quest

Punchy had a major hard-on for Angelica, but then after meeting Layla he forgot all about her, probably realizing Angelica wasn't going to put out as quickly as Layla would.

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