Chris-chan Sonichu
| “ | Chris-Chan's origin is unknown but when he is needed to help the Chaotic Combo, he is there. Quandry is brought up on the Sonichu-Head mark on his chest. | ” |
| Chris-Chan [Sonichu] Animal Crossing card | ||
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Chris-chan Sonichu is Chris's full on Mary Sue fursona in the Sonichu comics. When Christian Weston Chandler uses his Sonichu medallion to summon the electric hedgehog power of the Anchuent Prophecy, he is transformed into the legendary hero, Chris-chan Sonichu. This alter ego allows Chris to join in the adventures of his creation Sonichu, inevitably leading to his self-insertion stealing the spotlight of his own original character. Chris-chan Sonichu (or simply "Chris-chan"), looks exactly like a blue Sonichu, who is just a yellow Sonic the Hedgehog, which puts us right back where we started.
For the purpose of the Sonichu comics, Chris-chan is interchangeable with the original yellow Sonichu, except with no weaknesses and a more direct stake in the Love Quest that dominates the storyline, thereby rendering Sonichu absolutely pointless. In theory, it's a secret that Christian Weston Chandler is also Chris-chan Sonichu, except that he allowed his archnemesis Mary Lee Walsh to figure it out in about twenty seconds.
In the early years following Sonichu's creation, Chris identified himself with the character directly, portraying potential love interest Sarah Hammer as Rosechu and rival Wes Iseli as Black Sonichu. At some point Chris apparently found it necessary to more fully distinguish himself from his creation, and created a new set of hedgehog alter-egos for himself, Sarah, and Wes. As revealed in Sonichu 2, Chris, Sarah, and Wes are the reincarnations of Native Americans who possessed "anchuent powers" necessary to oppose the evil of Count Graduon. Upon discovering the Anchuent Prophecy, Chris is shown how to transform into Chris-chan Sonichu by pressing his medallion.
Chris-chan Sonichu's powers seem to be the same as those of regular Sonichu's powers (though in The Sonichu Chronicles he claims it gives him the ability to use the powers of all the electric hedgehogs, though he can do that even as a human), and the medallion is apparently absorbed into his flesh, leaving a white mark where it used to lie. Perhaps due to never taking it off, Chris has a blank spot in real life, as no light would have bit that area. Though that theory would only hold up if Chris ever went out into the sun. His only known weakness is that if the white mark is pressed he will revert back to fat, useless Chris-chan. Being able to be beaten by a single poke in the chest would seem to be an insurmountable disadvantage; however, Chris invariably transforms back with little effort.
After the theft of his medallion in real life in October 2008, Chris rushed out a story meant to appear in Sonichu 10, in which the medallion is stolen in the comic as well. In the story Chris realizes his Chris-chan Sonichu powers came from his Amnyfest Ring all along, and that he does not need the medallion at all (although he uses his limitless power to reclaim it nonetheless). The purpose of the story appears to be to show the trolls that despite stealing the medallion they had not stolen Chris's electric hedgehog power, which is insane even for Chris. Compounding this batshittery, in The Sonichu Chronicles Chris feels it is necessarily to explicitly tell Nintendo that he does not have electric hedgehog power in real life.
Chris incorporates his Chris-chan Sonichu form into his sex fantasies. The fursona made an appearance in a sex audio session with Julie, with whom he role played being Chris Chan Sonichu and sending shocks of electricity through Julie's wet china. In the Giant Penis Comic, Chris depicts the consummation of his storybook marriage to Ivy, showing himself and his lover transforming into their respective animal forms to properly yiff in holy matrimony.