Punchy Sonichu
Punchy is a sonichu, and a member of the Chaotic Combo that formed from eggs released by the rainbow as a result of the collision between Super Sonic the Hedgehog and a Pikachu. He is a fighting/electric type. He has stated that he is very attracted to Angelica, but ended up paired with Layla, with whom Chris has drawn him getting a blowjob from. Punchy is often considered to be a racist Asian stereotype due to his slanty eyes and martial arts upbringing, although his eyes may be based on the fighting Pokémon Hitmonlee. He is also a shitty Knuckles knockoff which makes one wonder why he isn’t an “Electric ECHIDNA pokemon” instead of a hedgehog Pokémon. He is a combination of 4 characters:
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Knuckles the Echidna
- Pikachu
- Hitmonlee
Because Punchy is one of Chris's remotely amusing OCs due to the blatant racism, he is a favorite amongst trolls.
Sonichu Babies
Punchy’s sonichu egg lands in a dojo where master Nabe is teaching his student Mypoe to fight. After hatching, Mypoe challenges Punchy, who is still in his infantile Sonee form. She rips his tail off and this angers him into evolving quickly. He uppercuts her so hard that she flies through the ceiling and into the sky presumably to her death, as she is never seen or mentioned again.
When Hedgehogs Meet
While punchy rocks into the air as part of his martial arts training, his claws accidentally collide with Blake’s hoverboard which causes Punchy to hitch a ride by accident. He eventually falls off and crashes into a tree where he meets the other Chaotic Combo members. He compliments Angelica on her flowers, neglecting to point out her over-sized tits. This is likely the beginning of his infatuation with her. They all beat up Blake to the point where his head is bleeding all over the grass.
Sonichu 5
Punchy and the other Chaotic Combo members are teleported into action by Chris. He has no speaking lines here because Chris can’t be bothered to give any one a personality.
Sonichu 6
While everyone is pretending to worry about Crystal, Punchy is thinks to himself “I’m missing my Samurai Pizza Cats.” When the girls start talking about Bionic the Hedgehog’s basketball abilities, Wild and Punchy act like jealous bitches. Punchy thinks women should be more impressed by his brute strength than Bionic’s athletic talent. When Patti remarks on how sweet Chris is, Punchy tells her what an ass-kisser she is.
Spring Break
Here, Punchy reveals his feelings for Angelica to Wild. He says he doesn’t know how to ask a girl out and is too afraid to make the first move. Wild then informs him that the CWCville University is offering a Dating Education course. This excites Punchy, who insists on signing up for it as soon as possible.
Dating ED
In this story, Punchy goes to the CWCville University to learn how to date. The teacher fixes Punchy up with Layla who he falls in love with. Reginald Sneasel tries to sabotage their relationship, but fails. Using his totally awesome motorcycle with sidecart, he takes Layla on his first date to the classiest place in CWCville - McDonald's.
Episode 20
Punchy, Wild, and Reginald Sneasel all get laid immediately after Dating ED (probably on "the third date"). Punchy supposedly has a hangover at the beginning of this episode despite the fact that drinking was illegal in CWCville two seconds ago.
Love Quest
Punchy had a major hard-on for Angelica, but then after meeting Layla he forgot all about her, probably realizing Angelica wasn't going to put out as quickly as Layla would. Turns out Punchy was wrong as Angelica is a dirty slut for Reginald Sneasel.
Prower, the Motorbike of Fail
- Main artice: Prower
According to CWCipedia, Punchy's aforementioned totally awesome motorcycle, Prower, doubles as a ninja Autobot with "Razor-Sharp Choppin' Hands, Shuriken Stars and holographic images." This makes Punchy a "Sharp close-bot attacker," as well as yet another manifestation of Chris' rampant plagiarism.
Garrely
Punchy rearry roves to wear radies rengerie.
Punchy rearry rike browjob!!!
