Gun Comic

On 8 November, 2009, Liquid Chris uploaded this video containing comics drawn by Chris which depicted Liquid Chris as a knife wielding villain who kidnapped Kacey, to which Chris comes to her rescue and shoots Liquid in both of his feet with a handgun (because Chris is such a kind enough guy to cripple his enemy for life instead of giving him a quick, painless death). This could be considered a threat to maim Liquid in real life, which is, of course, illegal. This seems to be an adaptation of Solid's Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler level in Little Big Planet, lifting most of the dialogue out of it wholesale, including Liquid's awkward shout of, "I will have her! ALIVE!".

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Plot

The story begins as Solid Chris is "rushing at the maximum speed limit of 65 MPH" to retrieve his sweetheart Kacey from "that lying copycat, Chris." Kacey is not necessarily in any imminent danger at this point, but we are told that Liquid Chris "could never truly treat her right," necessitating this rescue mission.

Son-Chu arrives at Liquid's hideout and Solid rushes in, demanding that the "damn, dirty troll" give up his rightful girlfriend. Liquid responds by pulling a knife and attacking.

Solid dodges the blow, seizes his opponent in what appears to be a surfboard stretch and knocks him to the ground with a kick to the lower back. He then draws a handgun -- intended to resemble either a WWII-vintage Walther P-38 or an '80s-vintage Megatron toy -- and shoots Liquid twice, once in the shins. "You'll live," he declares, "but never impersonate or lie that greatly ever again!"

The scene then shifts to Kacey's home, where all is well. Her parents (one of whom resembles the character Guile from the Street Fighter video games) shower Chris with admiration, and so do her gal-pals, who add that "in comparison, that other guy was a geeky twerp." Solid and Kacey share a kiss and their adventure is over for now.

The Plot to Assassinate Liquid Chris

The comic, as far as Chris goes, is fairly realistic. There are no superpowers or electric hedgehogs or Transformers. It seems that Chris believes this would really work in real life. To reiterate, the plan goes like this:

• Step 1: Drive at precisely the speed limit 100 miles to Liquid Chris's location.
• Step 2: Disarm the knife-wielding Liquid.
• Step 3: Cap a bitch.
• Step 4: Take Kacey home to parents for adulation.

Despite the fact that Chris does not own a gun, is not in the greatest of shape, has no idea how to fight, and is going against a man who is most expressly not a knife-wielding psychopath, Chris seems to think this would be a perfectly reasonable thing to do. Here's how the plan looks to someone who isn't questionably sane:

• Step 1: Drive at precisely the speed limit 100 miles to save his girlfriend from a knife-wielding psychopath instead of gunning it as fast he can or, I dunno, calling the police.
• Step 2: Even though he has a gun, try to disarm said knife-wielding psychopath with no melee weapons or defensive items of his own.
• Step 3: Shoot an unarmed man in the legs, leaving Liquid to bleed to death and possibly crippling him if he survives.
• Step 4: Take Kacey home to a military family to tell them that he has shot an unarmed man in the legs instead of calling the police.

Besides the implicit death threat, CWC's comic includes vigilantism and what would either count as murder in the first degree or assault with a deadly weapon. At least he wouldn't have a speeding ticket on top of it, which sadly deprives the story of the kind of "Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking" gag Chris just loves to parrot from better art.

Marriage

Liquid also used this video to announce that he and Kacey are getting married.

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I am Getting Married to Kacey around 2 p.m. This Wednesday. I Love ya, Baby.

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