List of OkCupid Answers

OkCupid determines match rankings between its users by asking them a series of questions, and determining how they answer. These questions are randomly assigned, and can be answered whenever the user feels like it. The user can select a single answer for themselves, and multiple answers that he or she would be okay with potential matches picking. The user can also choose to add a brief personal comment to an answered question.

Due to the tireless efforts of Clyde Cash we have obtained archives of many of Chris's answers submitted for his first OkCupid Profile. As is the norm with Chris, the answers range from completely Honest, to untrue things that he genuinely believes, to complete lies that he thinks girls want to hear.

Chris's personal answers are underlined, and answers he would like girls to pick are in green. There is considerable overlap between the two.

Politics and Law

In a relationship I like to discuss politics with my partner.

All the time!
Sure. I'm interested in sharing our beliefs.
Sometimes. It depends.
Hardly. Politics are boring or personal.

Which of the following is the more appropriate penalty for rape?

Death.
Castration.
Prison.
Community service or less.

Which is more offensive: book burning or flag burning?

book burning
flag burning

Should burning your country's flag be illegal?

Yes
No

Politically, which are more important to you right now?

Social issues
Economic issues
I don't really care about politics

Relationships

How important is it for you to make physical contact when showing affection for someone?

Very important
Somewhat important.
Not important.

Would you strongly prefer to date someone of your own skin color / racial background?

Yes
No

Most of all, I want to meet someone who deserves MY:

trust.
loyalty.
admiration.
gratitude.

If you inadvertently found a phone number in a partner's pocket, which would you do?

Call the number to see whose it is.
Openly ask what/who the number is for.
Nothing, I would trust my partner.
Nothing, my partner's privacy should be respected.

If you were in a serious relationship and you learned that your partner cheated on you one drunken night, could you forgive him/her?

Yes, if he/she was sincerely sorry.
No, never.
It depends on the situation.
I don't believe in monogomy.

If you were going to have a child, would you want the other parent to be of the same ethnicity as you?

Yes.
No.
This would not be an important factor to me.

If you were in a long term relationship and your partner gained weight due to something like surgery recovery or childbirth, would you think less of them as a person?

No, my partner's weight is irrelevant to me.
No, my partner's health is what is most important.
Not if they are willing to work hard and lose it.
Yes, weight gain is so unattractive.

Would you ever stop dating someone based on a rumor you heard about them?

Yes.
Maybe, I'd give my date a chance to explain first.
No.

What kind of fidelity (being faithful) is more important to you?

Physical/Sexual.
Mental/Emotional.
Neither is important.
Both are equally important.

If you were in a serious relationship, would you mind if your significant other maintained an active profile on OkCupid?

Yes - I would mind this.
No - This would not bother me.

Would you consider dating someone who dislikes children?

Yes.
No.

Your significant other's ex is coming into town and he/she wants to go out to dinner with them alone. How do you react?

Sure, no problem.
Not thrilled, but go ahead.
Not just no... HELL no!

If you were in a long-term monogamous relationship, would you consider your partner "open mouth" kissing someone else cheating?

Yes
No
I'm Not Sure

Would you consider having an open relationship, where you can see other people?

Yes
No

If one of your potential matches was overweight, would that be a dealbreaker?

Yes, even if they were slightly overweight.
Yes, but only if they were obese.
No.
No, in fact I prefer overweight people.

Would you avoid all contact with an ex if your current significant other asked you to?

Yes, of course!
No. This would be an unacceptable demand.
Only if their justification seems reasonable.

Do you Google someone before a first date?

Yes. Knowledge is power!
No. Why spoil the mystery?

Would you--for any reason--read your mate's email or pose as him/her online, without his/her knowledge and permission?

Yes, they shouldn't be keeping secrets anyway.
Yes, I'd be too curious not to.
Only if I suspected them of something.
No, I'd trust them and that would be invasive.

Your significant other is traveling and has the opportunity to stay with a good friend that you know they find to be very attractive. What's your stance on the situation?

It would be totally unacceptable.
It might be ok, but I'd want to discuss it first.
It's fine - I don't see any problem.
It sounds sexy - Hopefully they'll hook up.

You get married. Five years later, you realize it was a mistake. Discussion and counseling haven't made a difference. You just don't love your partner anymore. He/she still loves you. You decide to:

Keep trying. Marriage means commitment.
Get a divorce. It'll be better for both of you.

How willing are you to meet someone from OkCupid in person?

Totally willing!
Hesitant, but would consider.
I am not interested in meeting in person.

How much affection can you tolerate?

Inifinite
Most of it.
A little bit.
Get off me!!

How important is it to you to have your own unique "thing" (like a weekly Girls' Night Out or Guys' Movie Night) that you don't share with your partner(s)?

Very - I need some ME time to be happy
Sort of - I need friends outside of my partner
Not much - I like sharing stuff with my partner
I'd prefer not to have exclusive things

How long do you want your next relationship to last?

One night
A few months to a year
Several years
The rest of my life

How do you feel about falling in love?

I love it and want it very much
I try to avoid it
I like to just let it happen
I'm indifferent / not sure

Would you consider connecting with someone whose relationship status is 'seeing someone' or 'married'?

Yes to both
No to both
Yes to 'seeing someone' only
Yes to 'married' only

Which makes for a better relationship?

Passion
Dedication

Is it a requirement that you communicate with your significant other daily, in some way (phone, email, in person, etc.)?

Yes, no matter what
Yes, unless otherwise specified
No, it's not necessary
No, I'd prefer not to communicate daily

Which of these options most closely describes what you're looking for in your next relationship?

Someone to come home to
Someone to go out with
Someone for tonight

How much can intelligence turn you on?

Intelligence can turn me on a lot!
Intelligence can turn me on a bit.
Intelligence does nothing for me either way.
Intelligence turns me off.

How long do your romantic relationships usually last?

0-6 months
6-12 months
12+ months
I've never been in a relationship

Do you believe in monogamy?

Yes
No
I'm Not Sure

Sex

I prefer to sleep ...

Alone
With my partner, but apart (not touching)
Touching my partner
Embracing / cuddling my partner

You're in a relationship/marriage and feel that you and your mate aren't having sex frequently enough. What do you do?

Talk to them about it
Try to spice things up. (Toys, fantasies, etc)
Do nothing, but hope things change naturally.
Cheat on them / Break up with them.

How willing would you be to try out new things sexually with a partner?

Completely willing.
Somewhat willing.
Not at all willing.

Straight women who kiss or fondle each other in clubs in the hopes of attracting men are...

Incredibly hot!
Just having some girlish fun.
Profoundly annoying.

How would you feel if your partner asked you to get tested for STDs before having sex with you for the first time?

Positive (relieved, accepting, happy, or proud).
Neutral.
Negative (offended, annoyed, angry, or afraid).

You're in a romantic relationship with someone you really like. As far as you're concerned, how long will it take before you'll have sex?

1-2 dates
3-5 dates
6 or more dates
Only after the wedding

How important is it that a partner be capable of intelligent intercourse?

Very important.
Somewhat important.
Not important.

Might you consider dating someone who confided to you that he/she had a sexually transmitted disease?

Yes
No

Ideally, how often would you have sex?

Every day
3 to 4 times per week
1 to 2 times per week
less than once per week

How open are you to trying new things in bed?

Very open. I'll try anything once.
I'm open, but I don't get too crazy.
Hesitant, but it might happen.
Not at all.

Do you like to cuddle?

Yes.
No.
Sometimes - It depends.

Is contraception morally wrong?

Yes
No
Depends on the kind

Would you need to sleep with someone before you considered marrying them?

Yes
No

Which best represents your opinion of same-sex relationships?

Girl-on-girl is okay, but guy-on-guy is wrong.
Guy-on-guy is okay, but girl-on-girl is wrong.
All same-sex relationships are wrong.
It's all fine by me.

Faith and Religion

Are you Christian?

Yes
No

Should evolution and creationism be taught side-by-side in public schools?

Yes, students should hear both sides
No, creationism has no place in public schools
No, evolution has no place in public schools

Would you ever change your religion (or adopt one) because your significant other wanted you to?

Yes
No
I'm Not Sure

Would you date an atheist?

Yes
No

How important is religion/God in your life?

Extremely important
Somewhat important
Not very important
Not at all important

Life and Death

How do you feel about kids?

Kids are precious - they love me and I love them!
They're okay, but keep the unruly ones at bay.
God, how revolting. *shudder*
I'm indifferent.

If your best friend began talking of suicide and asked you not to tell anyone, would you be willing to honor their request?

Yes, it's their life to do with as they see fit.
Yes, but I'd do my best to talk them out of it.
No, I'd find help for them.

What is most appealing?

Settling down with a family someday
A life of singledom
Living spontaneousy and in the moment

When a woman chooses to abort a pregnancy, should she be required to inform the father?

Yes.
No.
Possibly, depending upon other factors.

If it comes to having children, would you prefer to adopt or to be one of the biological parents?

I would rather be one of the biological parents.
I would rather adopt.
Either would be equally fine.
Neither - I'd prefer to not have children at all.

When is suicide okay?

Always.
In special cases, such as to prevent suffering.
Never.

Would the world be a better place if people with low IQs were not allowed to reproduce?

Yes
No

To you, is abortion an option in case of an unwanted accidental pregnancy?

Yes
No

If you had to name your greatest motivation in life thus far, what would it be?

Love
Wealth
Expression
Knowledge

Are you happy with your life?

Yes
No
Most of the time

Are you looking for a partner to have children with?

Yes
No

Would you ever consider adopting a child or being artificially inseminated on your own if you gave up on finding a life partner?

Yes, and I'd keep dating
Yes, and I'd dedicate myself to the child
No, I wouldn't do it

If you were to die, would whoever goes through your personal belongings be shocked by what they find?

Yes.
No.
Maybe a little bit.

Hygiene

How important is it to you that your partner smell good?

Very damn important
Important-ish
Less important than you might think
I just don't care.....at all

Does finding a long-term partner give you license to "let yourself go," (lower your standards of personal hygiene or appearance or gain large amounts of weight)?

Yes, I preen only to attract a mate
No, I do it for myself
No, I want to make sure I hang on to him/her
I have low standards in the first place

How frequently do you bathe or shower?

At least once a day.
Usually daily. I skip some.
A couple times a week.
Once a week or less.

How often do you brush your teeth?

Twice or more a day
Once a day
Only on days I feel like it
Rarely / never

Vices and Virtues

Do you ever feel the need to get really drunk?

Often
Sometimes
Rarely
Never

How often do you smoke cigarettes?

At least one cigarette a day
Once in a while / only when drinking / rarely
Never

Do you consider yourself to be an honorable person?

Yes, I always try to do the right thing.
Sometimes, it depends on the situation.
No, not really.
Are you kidding? I lie, cheat, AND steal.

Are you careful with your money?

Yes
No

How often are you open with your feelings?

Always
Usually
Rarely
Never

Does smoking disgust you?

Yes
No

Rate your self-confidence:

Very, very high
Higher than average
Average
Below average

What's your deal with harder drugs (not marijuana)?

I do drugs regularly.
I do drugs occasionally.
I've done drugs in the past, but no longer.
I never do drugs.

Do you keep a budget (of your finances)?

Yes
No
Sometimes

How often do you keep your promises?

My word is my bond. No exceptions.
Whenever possible
Usually
When convenient

What's your relationship with marijuana?

I smoke regularly
I smoke occasionally
I smoked in the past, but no longer
Never

Are you vegetarian or vegan?

Yes
No

Do you space out or daydream a lot?

All the time
Never / rarely
Sometimes

Misc.

Do you enjoy finding out what makes things work the way they do?

I'm an information sponge
Sometimes
As long as it works, who cares why?

Without using a dictionary or other tool, can you choose the commonly misspelled word? Don't cheat! It's okay if you don't know.

1. separate
2. definate
3. committee
(Not sure / dumb question / who cares)

Do you think women have an obligation to keep their legs shaved?

Yes
No

Do you have a problem with racist jokes?

Yes
No

Do you like to be read to aloud?

Yes, it makes me happy.
Only when I'm sick.
Maybe when I was five.
Nope.

Do you and your ideal significant other enjoy making sarcastic jokes at each other's expense, knowing that it's all in good fun?

Yes! That's a personality trait we have to share.
Sometimes, but not too much.
No, sarcasm doesn't belong in a love relationship.
I can't dish it out, but I'd take it, I guess.

Would you prefer good things happened, or interesting things?

Good
Interesting

What is your quest?

To find true love.
To find happiness.
To find your fortune.
To find the Grail.

How often do you meditate?

Frequently.
Rarely.
Never.

Which is worse: starving children or abused animals?

Starving children.
Abused animals.
Neither, both are good.
Neither, they are equally bad.

How much influence or control do your parents have over your life?

I am my own person.
I consider their opinion but go my own way.
I almost always do what my parents think is best.
I always do what my parents say.

When birds stand on power lines and don't get hurt, it's most likely because of:

Good timing; they only land between calls
Body materials that are insulated from current
Not touching anything else at the same time
They do get hurt; they just express it poorly

If you don't do anything at all for an entire day, how does that make you feel?

Good
Bad

STALE is to STEAL as 89475 is to...

89457
98547
89754
89547

Which of these is likely to make you more nervous?

A promising first date
An important interview

What is next in this series? 1, 4, 10, 19, 31, _

36
48
46
Don't know / don't care / dislike this q

Gender roles ...

Exist for good reason - Should not be questioned.
Are undergoing a refreshing redefinition.
Are irrelevant, outdated and unnecessary.

What is your back-up plan if you can't find a date on a Friday night?

Call up a friend, go see a movie
Hit the town solo: you never know what will happen
Self-improvement: go to the gym or read a little
Two words: drinking alone

Are you an aspiring actor/artist/writer or other creative type?

Yes
No

Do you generally smile at little kids who cross your path?

Yes
No
Only if no one is looking

Which is bigger?

The earth
The sun

To you, which adjective best describes hopeless, unrequited love?

Romantic
Foolish
Creepy

2014 Answers--LevelUpKing

Main article: OkCupid#LevelUpKing Profile

In mid-2014, Chris provided new answers to hundreds of questions on his LevelUpKing profile. In the table below, Chris's answers are marked with an underline.

Question	Answers	Explanation
Have you ever dated or been with an exotic dancer?	Yes No Maybe	As far as I know or recall from how I was informed.
Do you think that masturbation is an acceptable practice?	Yes. No, it is unhealthy. No, it is against my beliefs. No, it is both unhealthy and against my beliefs.
Were you born the same gender as you are now?	Yes No
Do you think it is important to be fluent in more than one language?	Yes, absolutely. Yes, if possible. No, who cares? No, I expect others to speak my native language.
For people who are in exclusive relationships, is masturbation a form of infidelity?	Yes. No.
Imagine you are having sex with a partner, who begins to give you specific instructions on how to best provide satisfaction. Assuming there is no danger, would you follow these instructions?	No. That would be the end of that encounter. No. I'd continue doing it my way. Yes, but I would be offended. Yes. I'd be greatful for the communication.
Drinking and driving can be kind of cool.	True False
Do you consider yourself sexually open minded?	Yes No
Do you believe in dinosaurs?	Yes No
Do you practice Hinduism?	Yes No
Do you feel that having sex with someone you have known less than one year would be too soon?	Yes. No.
Are you going to run away as soon as it is commitment time?	Yes No
Can people of color be racist?	Yes. No.
Do you generally finish all of the food on your plate?	Yes. No.	Or until I feel full.
Would you read a book just for fun?	Yeah, I like to read. What, me read if I don't have to? If I have nothing better to do.
Does the idea of childbirth disgust you?	Yes No
Do you believe that courteous behavior, such as saying "thank you" or holding a door, is important even when the other person involved does not deserve it?	Yes No
Astronomy or astrology?	Astronomy. Astrology.
Do you feel that animals are more important than humans?	Yes No
Would you be comfortable masturbating in front of a partner?	Yes. No. I don't masturbate.	Only upon private, in person request from a woman.
Do you enjoy outdoor activities such as camping, hiking or fishing?	Yes No
Would you watch a porno movie with your ideal match?	Yes No	Upon request.
Which do you prefer in a significant other, generally speaking?	Dominance/Aggression Submission/Shyness A little of both, depending on the situation
Do you enjoy exercise?	Yes No
Do you like reading tabloids?	Yes. No.	Meh; only the fronts of them if caught my eye.
Do you freak out when you get a little upset? (i.e scream, yell and cry)	Yes No Only when no one is around Only when someone is around
Is it wrong to watch pornographic films if you're in a relationship?	Yes No
Are sex and intimacy the same thing?	Yes No
Do you care whether or not humanity survives beyond your own lifetime?	Yes. I hope it does. Yes. I hope it does not. No.
Are you a virgin?	Yes No
Do you tend to blow off your responsibilities?	Yes No
Are geeks sexy?	Yes No
If a date were to give you a gift, which would you rather receive?	Flowers. A box of chocolates. A carton of cigarettes. A creative item made by them.
Do you loathe or tremendously dislike most of the people you encounter?	Yes No
Imagine that one week prior to your birthday, you receive a package from a friend. It is clearly labeled, "DO NOT OPEN UNTIL YOUR BIRTHDAY!" Do you wait as instructed before opening it?	Yes. No.
Do you try to draw attention to your body by wearing seductive clothing?	Yes No	I'm not sure.
Do you subscribe to polytheistic beliefs?	Yes. No.
Would it ever be okay to break up with someone by email or text?	Yes. No.
Do you generally smile at little kids who cross your path?	Yes No Only if no one is looking
Do you have time for a committed relationship in your life at this point?	Yes, absolutely Probably not No
Do you find that extremely intelligent people are intimidating?	Yes. No.
If you knew with certainty that you could go to a wonderful afterlife and everything would be fantastic, would you kill yourself?	Yes. No. I'm not sure.
Do you believe that there exists a statistical correlation between race and intelligence?	Yes No
Which of the following broad gender descriptions are you most attracted to?	Femininity. Masculinity. Androgeny. No preference.
As an adult, have you ever been single for more than a year straight?	Yes No
Do you say 'Thank you' to wait staff when served in a restaurant?	Always. Most of the time. Occasionally. Never.
Would you be willing to engage in mutual masturbation with someone? You would be pleasing yourself and watching them do the same, but no touching each other.	Yes. No.	Only with a woman.
Do you spend more money on clothes or food?	Clothes Food
Are you squeamish about sharing food or beverages with the person you're dating?	Yes No Only at first
Did you join OkCupid just so you could find people to have sex with?	Yes No
Are some sex acts with consenting adults inherently wrong or immoral? Assume no unusual risk of injury.	Yes No
Someone has deep feelings for you. Might you abuse this love purely for sex?	Yes No
Are you the type of person to tell a homeless person to get a job?	Yes No
Imagine that your partner has a horrible accident and is left in a coma and on life support. The odds of improvement are nil. Your partner's living will states that life support should be removed in this scenario. Which would you do?	Remove the life support immediately. Follow proper procedures to get it removed. Walk away and let others decide. Fight to keep partner alive.
Sexually explicit art or song lyrics should be	Embraced as an art form Accepted as free expression Censored to protect society
Have you ever participated in a high school or college marching band?	Yes. No. Both.
Would you ever seriously date someone twice your age?	Yes No
Do wild places such as mountains, rivers and forests call out to you?	Yes. No.
Do you think people living in rural areas are more ignorant, on average, than city folks?	Yes No
What would you do if your partner reveals to you that she/he was raped in the past?	Freak out, grow apart, and eventually leave them Sympathize and make the relationship grow stronger Ask them to stop living in the past Thank them for sharing the secret
Have you made fun of anyone recently, knowing that it probably upset them?	Yes No
Would you ever engage in a sexual activity you didn't enjoy, just because your partner did?	Yes No
Would you date someone who has genital herpes?	Yes No
If you saw a really fantastic magic trick performed, would you want to know the secret behind how it was done?	Yes. No.
Do overweight people annoy you?	Yes No
Would you ever consider cutting a partner (who asked for it) in sexual play?	Yes Maybe No
How important is it for you to give expensive gifts on a regular basis when in a relationship?	Very important. Somewhat important. Not at all important.
You are more likely to have an orgasm via	Intercourse Oral sex Masturbation Sheer force of will
BDSM: Without looking it up, do you know exactly what it stands for?	Yes No
Would it bother you if someone you were dating let a dog lick their face?	Yes. No.
Would you prefer to have one true love forever, or lots of fun and meaningful relationships?	One true love Lots of relationships
Do you like the taste of blood?	Yes No
If you borrowed a car with a handicapped plate/tag/sticker, but you were not handicapped, would you take advantage and park in a designated handicapped spot?	Yes. No.
Is making fun of someone for being thin any different from making fun of someone for being fat?	Yes. No.
Imagine your first face-to-face meeting with someone you met online has just gone well, but lacked the spark of your prior online contact. Would you want a second meeting?	Yes. No. Only if they suggested it.	I prefer to meet in person Immedtately or ASAP.
Could you date someone who used anti-depressants?	Yes No
Which of the following would you most expect to determine from a first date?	Sexual compatibility. Emotional compatibility. Spiritual compatibility. Financial compatibility.
When you're not in a serious relationship, what do you prefer?	Dating multiple people at once Dating one person at a time I only have serious relationships; I don't 'date'
You are unloading the dishwasher. You remove an item that seems entirely clean, except for one long hair caked to the surface of it. What do you do?	Wash the item by hand. Put the item back in the dishwasher. Scrape the hair off and put the item away. Leave the hair there and put the item away.
Have you ever written a screenplay or stage play?	Yes, both. No, neither. Screenplay only. Stage play only.
Your cell phone rings while you are having a conversation with a friend. You:	Take the call. Ignore the call. See who's calling and decide if you'll answer. I don't have a cell phone.
Can overweight people still be sexy?	Always Yes No
Right this minute, how clean is your main personal bathroom, (say the one you use every morning when you wake up in your own bed)?	Spotless, shiny, germ-free, clean clean clean. Clean-ish but could use a quick touch-up. Not awful, but it could use a good cleaning. Disgusting! even I cringe when I have to use it!
How many pictures of family and friends do you carry with you in your purse or wallet?	10 or more. 1 to 10. None. I don't carry a wallet or purse.
Would you date someone who kept a gun in the house?	Yes No
Do most politicians really want to make the world a better place?	Yes No
Do you believe you have the right to forbid your significant other anything?	Yes. No.
Are you careful with your money?	Yes No
Are you annoyed by people who are super logical?	Yes No	I would get annoyed only if they boast about it a lot.
What is worse, being poor or alone?	Poor Alone
I talk about my previous relationships:	All the time Occasionally Almost never, unless explicitly asked about them. Never, even if explicitly asked about them.
Are you allergic to cats?	No Slightly, but that doesn't keep us apart. Yes, but anti-histamines solve that problem. Yes. I keep my distance from them.
No means NO!	Always. Period. Mostly, occasionally it's really a Yes in disguise A No is just a Yes that needs a little convincing! Never, they all want me. They just don't know it.
Are military uniforms a turn on?	Yes No I wear one to work
Do you currently grow any of your own food?	Yes. No.
How many books do you own?	Less than 5 5-25 25-50 50+
Would you date someone who states up front that they will never be willing to go dancing?	Yes. No.
On weekends / days off, do you like to get out and make the most of the day, or do you prefer to sleep late and relax?	Get up and do something Sleep late and relax It varies
Watching cartoons as an adult is...?	Pathetic Cool I don't care either way / Not sure
Are you smarter than all your friends?	Yes No	I am not sure, and I do not know Everything.
Is it possible for someone to really be 'too nice'?	Yes. No.
How many times would a person have to turn you down before you took the hint?	Just the once. I like to try a few times just to make sure. After the 10th time I call it quits. I'm relentless!	Tell Me Direct and Loud.
If someone intentionally damaged your property, would you be more likely to call the police, or to fight them?	Call the police Fight them	But hesitant; f***ing hate the Jerkops.
Which of the following do you consider to be the best explanation for the existence of human life on Earth?	Humans evolved from other species. Humans were created by a higher power. Humans were brought to Earth from the stars. I'm not sure.
Would you be willing to date someone with ADD (attention deficit disorder)?	Yes No I don't know
Did you ever take a class in school just because you heard the person you liked was taking it?	Yes No
If it comes to having children, would you prefer to adopt or to be one of the biological parents?	I would rather be one of the biological parents. I would rather adopt. Either would be equally fine. Neither - I'd prefer to not have children at all.
If you don't do anything at all for an entire day, how does that make you feel?	Good Bad
Should only those who pay taxes be allowed to vote?	Yes. No. Voting power should be proportional to taxes paid. I'm not sure.
Which of the following "solutions" do you think would provide the biggest reduction in crime rates?	More and better trained police More and better armed civilians More and better implemented social programs More severe punishment for convicted criminals
What's more important to you?	Your world Your country
Would you be comfortable being poor for the rest of your life?	Yes No
How often do you forget plans, meetings, things to do...the garbage, etc?	Never Quite Often Once in a while
While shopping at a superstore (e.g. Wal-Mart, Target, etc.), if you change your mind about buying something you've picked up, do you walk back to where you found it to put it back?	Yes No
Would you consider dating someone who does not know how to read?	Yes. No.
Could you date someone who was really quiet?	Yes No
Do you usually wash your hands before every meal?	Yes No
Imagine you are given $1,000,000 and told you must give it to one of the following political causes. Where do you donate the money?	Right to free speech. Right to bear arms. Pro-choice causes. Anti-abortion causes.
If you turn a left-handed glove inside out, it fits...	On my left hand On my right hand
Have you ever had sex with a person within the first hour of meeting them?	Yes. No.
How do you eat your cupcake?	Always start with frosting Always starts with the cake I don't have a consistent way of eating a cupcake
Do you believe that money can buy happiness?	Yes. No.
Would you dump someone simply because they weren't good at sex?	Yes No
Imagine that it's your first date with someone you are very interested in. Which of the following works best for you?	I'd meet them at a mutually decided location. I'd have them pick me up at my place. I'd pick them up at their place. It doesn't matter.
What volume level do you usually prefer when listening to music?	Loud or louder. Somewhere in the middle. Soft and in the background. I prefer to not listen to music.
A bird has built a nest on your house or garage. Do you knock it down?	Yes, I'm scared of birds Yes, for some other reason or no reason at all No, what's the big deal? No, and I hang a feeder 20 feet away
Do you usually feel the need to shower or bathe after having sex?	Yes. No. I've never had sex.
You stop to pick up a newspaper and notice that the coin-operated dispenser was not completely closed. No one is around so you have the opportunity to take a paper without paying. Which of the following would you do?	Pay for a paper and close the dispenser. Steal a paper and close the dispenser. Steal a paper and leave the dispenser open. Steal all of the remaining papers.
STALE is to STEAL as 89475 is to...	89457 98547 89754 89547
Upon leaving a store, you realize you were not charged for an expensive item. Which would you do?	Go back and offer to pay. Nothing, it was their mistake. Attempt to return the item for a full cash refund.
Has anyone ever pressured you to marry them and failed?	Yes. No.	No proprosal ever.
In your ideal sexual encounter, do you take control, or do they?	I take control They take control
Should the recipient give back an engagement ring if the engagement is broken off?	Yes. No. Only if the recipient initiates the break up.
How often should your significant other buy you gifts, jewelry, or other things more expensive than, say, dinner, cards, or flowers?	Very frequently. From time to time. On special occasions (birthdays, Christmas, etc.). Never.
Parlez-vous français?	Yes No What? Oui, je fais
If you had the opportunity to join the first manned mission to Mars but in exchange would never see earth again, would you do it?	Of course, let's bring mankind to glory. Yes, there is nothing here that holds me. No, I'm not interested in space. No, I'd miss my life/my family/my planet too much
Would you be happy raising the kids while your spouse worked?	Yes No
How do you feel about kids?	Kids are precious - they love me and I love them! They're okay, but keep the unruly ones at bay. God, how revolting. shudder I'm indifferent.
Which of the following types of toys did you generally like best when you were about eight years old?	Creative / building toys. Action figures, dolls, or model vehicles. Stuffed animals. Balls, frisbees, or other sporting goods.
Would the fact that a partner insisted you were perfect (had no faults) and refused to acknowledge your shortcomings, bother you?	Yes No	NOBODY IS EVER PERFECT.
You're in bed, spooning behind your partner. Where would your hand(s) most likely be?	Partner's stomach. Partner's genitalia. Partner's chest / breast / heart. I don't spoon - I only fork.
Your significant other is traveling and has the opportunity to stay with a good friend that you know they find to be very attractive. What's your stance on the situation?	It would be totally unacceptable. It might be ok, but I'd want to discuss it first. It's fine - I don't see any problem. It sounds sexy - Hopefully they'll hook up.
Do you believe that heterosexual pornography is degrading to women?	Yes. No. Some is - Some isn't. I'm not sure.
If a blind date used a coupon while paying for dinner, how would you feel?	Negative. That's tacky/cheap. Positive. Very sensible. I don't care either way.
Do you have a problem with racist jokes?	Yes No
Does it bother you when people sing the wrong words to a popular song?	Yes. No.
How much do you procrastinate?	Lots Some Not so much Never
Are you more of a fast or careful talker?	Fast Careful
Have you ever used a fake ID to do or acquire something you were legally barred from as a result of your age?	Yes No
Would you rather be the one to search out your match on OkCupid or have your match find you?	I'd prefer to do the searching. I'd prefer that someone find me.
How do you feel about putting children on leashes?	I do not approve of this. I approve of this. I might approve under special circumstances. I could not care less.
Do you feel a need to own the most up-to-date electronic gadgets?	Always. Sometimes. Never.
Do you like to argue?	Yes No
What's worse on a first date?	No physical attraction Nothing to talk about
Which of the following would you rather discuss with someone you just met?	Musical preferences. Political beliefs. Philosophical beliefs. Sports.
Do you like to watch the Olympic Games?	Yes, as much as possible. No, they do not interest me. I only watch certain events. I only watch athletes from my country.
Do you examine the nutritional information for the food you buy in stores?	Always. Sometimes. Never.
When you are at the movies with your date or your friends, how much talking does it take to make you upset?	No talking allowed upon the start of the film Talking during and usually about the trailers Little comments during the movie. Constant chatter, to you, others, or a cell phone
Your significant other's ex is coming into town and he/she wants to go out to dinner with them alone. How do you react?	Sure, no problem. Not thrilled, but go ahead. No way.
Do you attempt to conserve water, energy or other resources during your everyday life?	Yes, almost always Sometimes No, I don't care No, it's my right to waste as much as I want
You come home and discover that somebody's broken into your house, and they're still inside. You...	Find the handiest weapon and confront them Call the police and let them handle it Spy on them from up the street, see where they go Hurry to a neighbor's and get their help.
Do you feel the urge to correct people who say stupid things?	Yes No Sometimes
Do you enjoy watching educational programming on television?	Yes, often. Yes, on occasion. No, never.
Imagine on your birthday you receive three books. One is a religious text. One is a scientific text. One is a novel. Without knowing anything more about the topics or authors, which do you think you would enjoy the most?	The religious text. The scientific text. The novel. I don't think I would enjoy any of them.
Do you stop to enjoy simple things in nature?	Often. Sometimes. Rarely. Never.
Have you ever traded a lover sexual favors for something you wanted?	Yes. No.
Which biological parent should have legal decision-making power in abortion decisions?	The mother. The father. Both. Neither.
Are some of your best friends people you met or know online?	Yes No	Having met In Person.
Do you read the news most days?	Yes No
Does fashion matter to you?	A lot A little Not at all
Is a welfare system a good idea? Or does taxing for it just take money away from hard-working people who earned it?	Welfare is mostly good Welfare is mostly bad
If your partner needed lovemaking to always be gentle, would you be fine with this?	Yes. No.
Is love overrated?	Yes, absolutely. Yes, a bit. No, it's fine. No, it's underrated.
Do you think that western medicine is better than alternative medicine (such as chiropractic, massage, naturopathy, herbology)?	Yes No, they are both valid. No, Western medicine is too invasive I don't know
Ideally, what portion of your total hobbies and other recreational activities would you like to share as common with a partner?	All. None. Up to one-half. More than one-half.
Would you consider dating someone who generally does not eat vegetables?	Yes. No.
Which method do you most often use to acquire products from stores?	I usually pay with cash. I usually pay with a check or debit card. I usually pay with credit or a credit card. I usually steal products rather than pay for them.
When you're alone, do you talk to yourself out loud?	Yes, always. Yes, sometimes. Yes, but only rarely. No, never.
Would you ever picket a business that you do not approve of?	Yes. No.
Do you like to dance?	Yes No
Karaoke?	Absolutely! I haven't, but I might try it. I'd be too embarrassed. No way! How could that be any fun?
How often do you (or would you) call in sick to work or school when you are not actually ill?	Never. Once, twice, or three times per year. Four to ten times per year. More than ten times per year.
Which superpower would you rather have?	Flight Invisibility
Is there any genre of music that you completely refuse to listen to?	Yes. No. I don't listen to music.
Do you play any musical instruments?	Yes No
You've been chatting with someone and are hitting it off. They e-mail you nude pictures of themselves. What's your reaction?	Very negative Sort of negative Sort of positive Very positive, maybe even send nudes back
Could you date someone who loved you with all their heart, and whom you liked a lot, but who was terrible in bed?	Yes No I'm Not Sure
Would you be willing to lie on a job resume or application if you thought it would get you the job and you were sure you wouldn't get caught?	Yes. No.
Have you ever asked a stranger if you could have a cigarette?	Yes. No.
How does your maturity level compare with most people your age?	I'm more mature I'm average I'm less mature
Do you mock religion?	Yes, openly Yes, to myself/with friends No
Do you dress up for Halloween almost every year?	Yes. No.
Does your culture/ethnicity/race play a large role in your identity?	It plays a crucial part in who I am It's interesting, but not really Who I am is completely independent of my heritage I'm adopted
What's your relationship with marijuana?	I smoke regularly. I smoke occasionally. I smoked in the past, but no longer. Never.
How familiar are you with the methods OkCupid uses to match people?	Very familiar. Somewhat familiar. Not familiar.
Do you ever get inspired to make something creative for no reason in particular?	Very Often Rarely / Never Sometimes
The first time you have stayed over with a new Lover, how would you like them to wake you up?	With tea and toast With a Champagne cocktail With words With oral sex
Were you born in the United States?	Yes No
Movies are best enjoyed...	...in the theater, with friends. ...on DVD, with extra scenes. ...on television, with commercials. ...not at all. I don't like movies.
Which word describes you better?	Private Social
In an ideal world, who would get the highest priority in your life?	My parents. My children. My significant other. Myself.	My Family and my closest ones.
Are politics interesting?	Yes No Sometimes
Have you ever donated your money or your time to a political campaign or political organization?	Yes No
Which size bed do you prefer?	Twin (Single). Full (Double). Queen. King or larger.
Are you familiar with the concept of 'sexuality continuum'?	Yes - I basically agree with it. Yes - I basically disagree with it. No - I am not familiar with this idea.
Do superficial people, who place a high emphasis on physical appearance, annoy you?	Yes No Sometimes
If someone murdered a close friend of yours, would you hope for the death penalty?	Yes. No. I'm not sure.	Devastate their Soul for Destroying Mine from Emotional Tortures!
Do you prefer?	Slim Men/Women Average Men/Women Fuller Figured Men/Women I Don't Care/Not Fussy
How organized are the files on your computer?	Very - Many Folders and Subfolders Somewhat - I can find most things Scattered - Everything thrown together
Which best describes the extent of your knowledge in terms of breadth and depth?	I have very deep knowledge of a narrow area. I know a little about almost everything. I know a lot about a lot. I am basically stupid.	But I do not know Everything; nobody knows Everything, nor are "perfect".
Are you generally able to forgive and forget?	Yes. No. It really depends on the circumstances. I can forgive, but I never forget.
Are you an insomniac?	Yes No Occasionally
Orgasms are clearly the most important part of sex.	I agree. I disagree.	The journey there is most enjoyable.
Are you too embarrassed to sing along to the radio in the car when there's someone with you?	Yes. No. It depends on who is with me.
How often do you find yourself holding back your knowledge of a subject because of how it might affect your image?	Very often. Sometimes. Rarely. Never.
Do you like to listen to audiobooks?	Yes. No. I've never tried them.
Do you believe your country would be more or less safe if every adult owned a gun?	More safe Less safe Neither / unsure
Rivalry! Red Sox or Yankees?	Sox! Yanks! Both suck. Baseball sucks.	Can't I choose "Both are good for all I know "?
A first date has gone relatively well so far. You discover that your date has absolutely no awareness of any significant current affairs from the last month. How might this make you feel?	Disappointed. Indifferent. Pleased.
How often do you find yourself becoming annoyed because other people just don't seem to understand the obvious?	All of the time. Frequently. Once in a while. Never.	People on the internet don't understand me at all; they hardly gave me an in-person chance.
When you see a heterosexual couple, what do you think if the female is taller?	They look wrong together. I actually like it that way. Interesting, but it really doesn't matter. Who cares?
Would it bother you if your partner kept pictures of previous partner(s)?	Yes. No.
Imagine while on a first date, your date brings up a controversial political issue that you feel strongly about. Before you can respond, they apologize and try to change the subject without revealing anything about their opinion. Which would you do?	Give my opinion anyway. Try to find out their opinion. Both of the above. Go along with the subject change.
People consider me to be 'a loner'.	True - Everyone thinks this of me. It's probable that many think this of me. It's possible that a few may think this of me. False - Nobody would ever think this of me.
Have you ever tried Yoga?	Yes No
Do you believe in God?	Yes No
Are you an adventurous eater? Do you like to try new foods and ethnic cuisines?	Yes, all the time. Yes, if it's not too strange. On rare occasions/I don't know. No, yuck.
Which pubic hair style do you prefer for a partner?	Natural. Neatly trimmed. Completely shaven. It doesn't matter.
If an acquaintance mentioned something negative about a person you just met who otherwise seemed nice, how open would you be to give the person you just met a chance?	Very open. Somewhat open, I'd be very cautious. There would be no chance for this person.
What is the worst personality trait someone can have?	Arrogance Being boring Immaturity No sense of humor
Most claims of sexual harassment in the workplace are LIES made up by a scorned woman.	True False I don't know
Imagine you are on a first date and accidentally discover your date is packing condoms. Which would be closest to your reaction?	I'd tease them about it. I'd acknowledge it, but politely. I'd pretend I didn't see it. I'd end the date.
In a relationship, who do you prefer to be taller?	I like to be taller. I like my partner to be taller. I like us to be about the same height. It doesn't matter to me.
Let's say you ask your partner a question and know with certainty that their answer is a lie, what do you do about it?	Ignore it. Discreetly probe for more information. Call them out and see where it goes. Terminate the relationship, effective immediately.
What size party would you prefer to attend?	Just a few close friends. 5-20 people. 20-100 people. More than 100 people.
How long would you have to talk to someone online before you felt comfortable to meet?	I'd meet right away if their profile were cool A few days A few weeks A few months [or never]
Could you date someone who has strong political opinions that are the exact opposite of yours?	Yes No
Which of the following types of intelligence do you most value?	Logical / Mathematical Social / Interpersonal Visual / Spatial / Artistic
Do you enjoy chatting on the phone with your friends?	Yes No
How does the idea of being slapped hard in the face during sex make you feel?	Horrified Aroused Nostalgic Indifferent
Would you do something outrageous, stupid or adventurous simply because it would make a good story to tell later? (Assume there would be no serious consequences to your actions.)	Yes, whenever possible. Yes, but nothing too crazy. Maybe, depends on what and who with. No, and please don't run with scissors.
Would you consider roleplaying out a rape fantasy with partner who asked you to?	Yes. No.
Which would you prefer your ideal match to be more into?	Sports Books Music Movies
How often were you picked on by other kids your age when you were growing up?	Very often. Sometimes. Rarely. Never.
Pick the lowest of the following distances between you and a partner that would satisfy your personal definition of a "long-distance relationship".	10 miles (16 km). 50 miles (80 km). 100 miles (160 km). 300 miles (480 km) or more.
In a relationship, how important is it for you to be in control?	Very important. Somewhat important. Not at all important.
Have you ever quit a job without giving at least a week notice?	Yes No
If you had to pick one of the following locations for a first date, which would be most appealing?	An amusement park. A restaraunt. A bar or lounge. A city, state, or national park.
How often do you read before going to sleep?	Always. Frequently. Rarely. Never.
How much would you enjoy hosting a big, crazy party?	A lot Not that much Not at all
Imagine you are in a serious long-term relationship and have decided it is best to break it off. Just before you can tell your partner, he or she gives you the following news: "I have been diagnosed with cancer and probably only have one year to live."	I'd still break it off as planned. I'd stay with my partner and never mention it. I'd reconsider, but eventually discuss it.
If asked, would you share the password to your email account with a significant other?	Yes. No.
Have you ever been a member of an organization like Girl Scouts, Girl Guides, Boy Scouts, or Campfire?	Yes No
You walk out of your home first thing in the morning, late for work and in a serious hurry because you greatly enjoy your job and don't want to lose it. At the same time, a bird with a broken wing is struggling in some bushes nearby. What do you do?	Keep moving - sorry bird, I gotta roll. Stop and do what you can to help. Kill it - put it out of its misery. Keep moving, but feel bad about it.
Who are you more worried about disappointing?	God My family or friends Myself I don't worry about such things
Could you imagine yourself killing someone?	Yes No
Roughly how many books have you read in the past year?	Less than five Between five and fifteen Between sixteen and fifty Fifty or more
Do you think most people are lonely?	Yes No
Do you enjoy meaningless sex?	Yes No
If it were legal to do so where you live, would you smoke marijuana?	Yes. No.
When I go out to eat, I go to a large chain restaurant:	Exclusively Sometimes Once in a while Never
Are you physically strong?	Yes, very Average No, not really
How important are your political beliefs to you?	Very important Somewhat important A little important Not at all important
Does violence ever solve anything?	Yes, everything No, violence solves nothing Most of the time Almost never, but sometimes
Are you a beer snob?	Yes No Not usually, but some beers I won't touch. I don't drink.
Do you care about other people's suffering?	Yes, solidarity is important No, everyone has their own responsibility It depends on the kind of suffering
About how long do you want your next relationship to last?	One night A few months to a year Several years The rest of my life
Do you think men who are sitting down should stand up when a woman comes to the table/enters the room?	Yes / Usually No / Not usually
How much do you go "clubbing" (out dancing in bars)?	Lots Sometimes Rarely Never
Would you consider dating someone who had spent considerable time in a mental health facility? (i.e. mental hospital/institution.)	Yes No I'm Not Sure
Which olfactory strategy would you prefer a partner take when on a date with you?	Perfume / aftershave / cologne. Antiperspirant or subtle deodorant only. Clean and natural. Sweatiness is Godliness.
If someone you barely knew asked you how many people you'd had sex with, would you answer?	Yes No
Which is the smallest amount of money you would stop to pick up if you saw it laying in the street?	Penny Nickel Dime A quarter or more.
Has anyone ever written you a romantic poem?	Yes No
Are you ready to settle down and get married right now?	Absolutely. No way. Get married yes, settle down no. Get married no, settle down yes.
Does it bother you when people say "PIN number" or "ATM machine"?	Yes! Well, a little Nope, but I see why you're asking Why would it?
Do you write down important dates and appointments on a calendar?	Yes No Occasionally
Do you (or would you) like to go hunting?	Yes No
How often do you have trouble sleeping at night?	Always. Frequently. Rarely. Never.
When having sex, do you like to have your hair pulled?	Yes, and hard! Yes, but gently. No way. Don't know / Not sure.
Do you often feel victimized by people you consider friends?	Yes, often. Once in a while. No, never.
Have you ever seen your bestfriend naked?	Yes No
If you discovered a spider on the wall in your bedroom, which would you do?	Ignore it. Kill it. Catch it and put it outside. Find someone else to deal with it.
Do you usually wear cologne or perfume?	Yes No
Do you like wild parties?	Yes No
Would you rather play Scrabble, go out dancing, or get drunk?	Scrabble Dancing Booze
Have you ever talked your way out of a traffic ticket?	Yes. No.
If a partner asked you to have sex in a sex shop booth with others watching, would you?	Yes. No. Maybe.
Would you like to receive pain during sex?	Yes, lots and lots Yes, some No
If you were to die, would whoever goes through your personal belongings be shocked by what they find?	Yes. No. Maybe a little bit.
Would you terminate a pregnancy if the baby was going to be mentally disabled?	Yes No It depends on the severity
Should burning your country's flag be illegal?	Yes No
What do you think about people who watch movies purely for the point of making fun of them?	That's so much fun! That sounds pretty lame. I don't do it but I suppose it could be fun. I hate that. If you don't like it, don't watch it!
Would you consider dating a vegetarian or vegan?	Yes No Only if they don't push their diet on me
How important is it for you to make physical contact when showing affection for someone?	Very important. Somewhat important. Not important.
Do you believe that it is possible to experience romantic love for more than one person at a time without loving one less because of your love for the other?	Yes No I'm Not Sure
If you were to get married, would you want your partner to change his or her last name to yours?	Yes. No. I would want them to make their own decision.
Would you ever consider a relationship where you would take on an exclusive sexual role as master or slave?	Yes, as the master only. Yes, as the slave only. Yes, as the master or the slave. No.
Would it bother you if a date made gender-biased remarks?	Yes. No. Only if they were inaccurate.
Would you go out with a smoker?	Yes Yes, but only an occasional/social smoker No
When it comes to travel, which do you prefer, trains, planes, or automobiles?	Trains. Planes. Automobiles. I don't have a favorite.
Do you bring up STD results/risk factors before you start fooling around?	No, not usually Only when I suspect there might be risk involved Not always, but I always use condoms/barriers Always.
Do you keep a budget (of your finances)?	Yes No Sometimes
Which are you MORE of?	Talented Hardworking
Do you litter?	Often Rarely Never
Would you prefer to drive a car with a manual shift or an automatic transmission?	Manual. Automatic. It depends on the car or on the situation. It makes no difference to me.
If you could have brilliant skill at something, would you prefer:	something practical? something fun?
Typically, what kind of fan are you at sporting events?	I sit quietly and enjoy the game. I cheer loudly to rally my team and fans. I yell obsenities at the other team and fans. I'm not a sports fan.
In terms of sex, how experienced would your ideal mate be (with people other than you)?	Innocent (Virgin) Slightly Experienced Moderately Experienced Very Experienced
Have you ever lived outside the country of your citizenship for a single period that exceeds three months?	Yes. No.
Would you be interested in visiting an Intelligent-Design theme park, where dinosaurs and humans are portrayed as having coexisted?	Yes. No.
Do you believe in an afterlife/life after death/resurrection?	Yes No I'm Not Sure
You and a friend take out a board game, and you realize that the pieces are missing. How do you feel about substituting with things like small cookies, toys, coins, etc.?	Let's play! As long as they aren't messy / indistinguishable. No. We need to recover / purchase the real pieces. I wouldn't even be playing board games.
How important is it to be able to 'agree to disagree'?	Very important. Somewhat important. Not important.
Is it possible to love someone you don't even like?	Yes No
Death is:	A biological phenomenon. A spiritual progression. Just a fact of life. We won't know until we die & then still might not.
You get married. Five years later, you realize it was a mistake. Discussion and counseling haven't made a difference. You just don't love your partner anymore. He/she still loves you. You decide to:	Keep trying. Marriage means commitment. Get a divorce. It'll be better for both of you.
Would you develop a new hobby/cultivate a new interest just to have something in common with your partner?	Sure, it's good to do stuff together No, we should maintain our own identities Maybe, but only if it seemed cool
Are you better looking than most people?	Yes No
Are you a member of the Society for Creative Anachronism (SCA)?	No No, but sounds interesting. Yes
Do you listen to podcasts?	Yes, frequently. Yes, once in a while. No.
Is it logically inconsistent to support the death penalty but oppose abortion?	Yes. No.
Are you a "regular" at any bar, coffee shop or restaurant?	Yes. No.
Do you ever spit on the ground, in public?	Yes No
Which of these most closely matches your definition of "Honesty"?	Telling the complete truth. Not telling any lies. Not being misleading. None of the above are close.
You are offered a choice of free training in Martial Arts or Cooking. Which do you take?	Martial Arts Cooking
What is your opinion of sarcasm?	I like it or love it. It's okay. Sarcasm is formulaic and lame.
Have you ever taken free furniture somebody else left at the side of the road for use in your home?	Yes. No.
How spicy do you like your spicy food?	I like it extremely spicy. I like it hot. I like it a little spicy. I prefer it be mild.
Which of the following learning approaches would you prefer?	Doing and figuring it out myself. Watching someone else do it. Listening to someone explain how it's done. Reading about how it should be done.
Imagine that you and your partner cannot agree on the choice of music. If you were driving and your partner a passenger, how should the music be chosen?	I would play the music I like. I would allow my partner to choose the music. We should take turns choosing the music. It would be best to keep the stereo off.
Would being in the same room with a couple of friends who are having sex bother you?	Yes. No.	Depends
Should convicted child molesters have to put up signs in their yards saying what they did?	Yes. No.
When in a relationship, what importance do you place upon celebrating weekly or monthly anniversaries?	High. Moderate. Low. None.
Do you have a hard time feeling happy when people around you are sad or upset?	Yes Sometimes No
Choose the better romantic activity:	Kissing in Paris Kissing in a tent, in the woods
Do you enjoy Rap/Hip-Hop?	No Some
Are you more horny or more lonely?	Horny Lonely
When riding a bicycle, do you wear a helmet?	Yes, all the time Yes, some of the time Rarely or never I don't ride bicycles
Do you enjoy gardening?	Yes. No. I'm not sure.
If a partner would not respond to your emotional needs unless you made them known verbally, would you have a problem with this?	Yes. No.
Do you often find yourself worrying about things that you have no control over?	Yes No
Would you consider dating someone who is already involved in an open or polyamorous relationship?	Yes. No.
Would you rather live in the big city or a small town?	Big city Small town
Can you name your two closest neighbours?	Yes. No.
Are you likely to make long, friendly conversation with strangers?	Yes No
Do you have a favorite sports team that you really like to follow?	Yes No
Which would you rather be?	Normal Weird
Do you find glasses on the opposite sex attractive?	Yes No No Preference
Which would you rather master?	art science
The fastest way to piss me off is to...	disagree with a strong opinion of mine ignore me interrupt me indicate you dislike my friends
Do you own a record player?	Yes No
Do you enjoy finding out what makes things work the way they do?	I'm an information sponge Sometimes As long as it works, who cares why?
Which of the following types of video games do you like most?	Role playing or strategy games. Sports or action games. Card or puzzle games. I dislike all of the above video game types.	Action games to be more specific; sports games vary to me (motion control on Playstation or Wii are good).
Would you date someone you weren't crazy about if they took you on cool dates?	Yes No	But I would be honest of lack of interest, or give a chance for better decision (obese doesn't count).
Do you put more weight in science or faith?	Science Faith Equally in both
Is there a such thing as having had too many sex partners?	Yes No
Have you ever written short fiction, other than for school assignments?	No. I've tried, but never finished a story. I've finished at least one short story. I've written many short stories.
Do you iron your own clothes?	Yes No
Regardless of where you grew up or now live, which of the following best describes the way you see yourself at heart?	I am an urban or city person. I am a suburbanite. I am small town or country person.
If you were dating somebody that you met online, would you be reluctant to tell your friends?	Yes, I would be reluctant. No, not at all. A little, but I would be honest with them.	I would not tell ANYONE else ON THE INTERNET OR ONLINE (Damn Trolls and Bullies; the Rage Comics Troll Face offends me very much).
Do you like to burn incense in your home?	Yes. No. I've never burnt incense in my home before.
Do you feel that you're usually at least one step ahead of most people you talk to?	Yes No
Do you feel like you're still hurting from something that happened to you a long time ago?	Yes No
Have you ever recited a poem that you did not write to someone as a means of expressing your mood or feelings?	Yes. No.
Is exposure to sexuality damaging to the minds of children?	Yes No
Would you date someone who was currently in a relationship, knowing that you would "be a secret?"	Sure, why not? Depends on the person. Absolutely NOT.
When you hear the name Dylan what is the first to come to mind?	Bob Dylan Dylan Thomas 90210 Something or someone else / Nothing
Do you write poetry?	Yes No
What would you do if one of your favorite shirts lost a button?	Have the button replaced. Wear the shirt without the button. Trash the shirt. Give the shirt to those less fortunate.
When you are angry or frustrated, do you ever throw, smash, kick, hit inanimate objects (non-living things)?	Yes, frequently Sometimes Used to, but not any more Never
Should prostitution be legal?	Yes, absolutely Yes, only if it were regulated I don't think so ABSOLUTELY NOT	Desperate times call for desperate measures; I feel pity for those that are so poor that they have to.
Do you believe in ghosts?	Yes No
How do you feel about genetically modified foods?	Fully approve Hesitant / more controls needed Opposed No opinion/ don't know
Should speech be...	Completely free Have some censorship Be very censored Only say what the dictator wants!	The exception being hate campaigns fabricated by Internet Trolls, Cyber-Bullies and corrupted police people (a.k.a. Jerkops).
How important to you is a potential match's sense of humor?	Very important. Somewhat important. Not important.
Are some human lives worth more than others?	Yes No
On a global scale, which do you believe provides the greater hindrance to world peace and unity?	Economics. Religion.
Which type of wine would you prefer to drink outside of a meal, such as for leisure?	White (such as Chardonnay, Riesling). Red (such as Merlot, Cabernet, Shiraz). Rosé (such as White Zinfindel). I don't drink wine.
Would you consider having an open relationship (i.e., one where you can see other people)?	Yes No	Only if we needed a break from each other for a while.
If after years of being with a partner, you found out that they could not have children and would not be willing to adopt, would you want to stay with them?	Yes. No. I'm not sure.
Do you believe that some people can see a person's soul, just by staring into their eyes for a few moments?	Yes No	Anything is possible.
Do you think that wealthy nations have a responsibility to assist developing nations?	Yes. No.
If someone asked you, "What's the worst thing you've ever done?" would you know the answer right away?	Yes No
When birds stand on power lines and don't get hurt, it's most likely because of:	Good timing; they only land between calls Body materials that are insulated from current Not touching anything else at the same time They do get hurt; they just express it poorly
Are you really into Anime (Japanese Animation) movies?	Yes No
What portion of your friends are citizens of a country other than your own?	All or most. Many. One, two or a few. None.
How good is your singing voice?	Really awesome, actually Very good Okay Crappy
Do you believe that the global flood (Noah's ark) actually happened?	Yes. No.
Could you date someone who already has children from a previous relationship?	Yes No
Which word describes you better?	Carefree Intense
Do you like hickies?	Yes No
Would you allow your partner to kiss you after performing oral sex on you?	Allow? I enjoy it. Yes. No. It depends.
Imagine you have a significant other who reveals they have a video of a sexual encounter from a prior relationship and offers to show it to you. Would you want to see it?	Yes. No.
Which do you prefer?	Shower Bath It depends / Don't make me choose!
When sick, do you prefer the company of others or to be left alone?	I prefer company. I prefer to be left alone.
Someone offers to give you $100 if you don't vote in the next national election. (for example, the US President) Do you take the money?	Yes No
Could you date a person who had a large imperfection (ex: mole, birthmark, etc.)?	Yes No I'm Not Sure
How often do you masturbate?	Once a day or more A few times a week A few times a month A few times a year or less
How willing are you to meet someone from OkCupid in person?	Totally willing! Hesitant, but I'd certainly consider it. I'm not interested in meeting in person.	Must meet ASAP or Immediately
It's your first date with someone you recently met. At the end she/he says "I think I love you."	Scary Sweet
Have you ever yelled at the TV while watching sports?	Yes. No.
Do you store any of your physical possessions alphabetically?	Yes. No.
Would you get upset if your girlfriend/boyfriend flirted in front of you?	Yes No
Have you ever fired a real gun? For this question, pellet/BB/Nerf/paintball weapons do not qualify. If so, which most closely describes the deadliest type you have fired?	No. Rifle / carbine / pistol / shotgun. Machine gun / fully automatic / assault weapon. Tank gun / naval gun / anti-tank / other cannon.
Would you consider having a serious relationship with an active porn star?	Yes. No.
Would you strongly prefer to go out with someone of your own skin color / racial background?	Yes No
Could you marry someone for a reason other than love (e.g. money, citizenship, sex, fame)?	Yes No Not sure / maybe
Could you have respect for someone after having sex with them on the first meeting/date?	Yes. No. Maybe, depending upon the circumstances.
Does your partner have to be an active reader?	Yes No
Breast implants?	more cool than pathetic more pathetic than cool	It's their body.
How often do you tweet?	All the time Sometimes Rarely Never
Would you consider dating someone who is in the process of getting divorced?	Yes. No.
If you were really, really drunk, which of the following would you be more likely to do?	Kiss someone. Hit someone. Complain to someone. I'm not sure / I've never been really drunk.
Have you ever tracked someone down just to apologize for something that you did years before?	Yes. No.
"Your a bitch!"	The profanity The grammar They both bother me equally Neither one bothers me
Consciousness is...	Biological - Brain, senses. Spiritual - Soul, heart, spirit. A good topic for debate; my answer is too long. A big, scary word.
Do people tend to turn to you for answers pertaining to subjects you know little about?	Yes. No.
If your own toothbrush was not available, would you feel comfortable using a partner's toothbrush?	Yes. No. It depends on which partner.
How long do your romantic relationships usually last?	0-6 months 6-12 months 12+ months I've never been in a relationship	I am not sure.
Do you have a photographic memory?	Yes No
Do you use the word "ain't" in everyday conversation?	Yes No
Do you find that arguing with your significant other is arousing to you?	Yes No I'm Not Sure
Which of these is wrong?	The cat's out of the bag. The cat's feet are out of the bag. All the cat's are out of the bag. None of them! They're all correct!
A friend has become homeless. Would you let them stay with you until they are back on their feet?	Yes No I'm Not Sure
If you dislike your food in a restaurant, do you typically send it back?	Yes No
If you were in a coma with little chance of recovery what would you like your significant other to do?	Pull the plug immediately, I don't want to linger Pull the plug after 2-4 months, gives them time Don't pull the plug at all, a chance is a chance. I'm not sure . . .
Which would you rather choose: peace on Earth or loads of money?	Peace on Earth Loads of money	Total peace around earth is impossible.
When it comes to music, do you have a strong preference for male or female vocals?	Yes - male vocals. Yes - female vocals. No, not really. I prefer instrumental or non-vocal-driven music.
Do you own any sexy underwear?	Yes. No.
Of these four educational subject areas, which is your favorite?	Language Mathematics Science History
Straight women who kiss or fondle each other in clubs in the hopes of attracting men are...	Incredibly hot! Just having some girlish fun. Profoundly annoying.
Does it bother you when people are late?	Yes, always. No, never. Sometimes, it depends upon the circumstances.
Can you run a mile without stopping?	Yes No Yes - And More
Do you prefer to pursue a potential partner, or for them to pursue you?	I'd rather pursue. I'd rather be pursued. I prefer a little of both.
Which do you own more of?	Books. Movies. Music. Games.
Do you have a strong sense of self?	Yes, I am quite certain of who I am. No, I'm still searching for my identity. I'm on the verge of finding myself. No, I have no clue who I am, I'm an empty shell.
Would you consider dating a law enforcement officer?	Yes. No.	I F***ING LOATHE THE DAMN JERKOPS!!!!!!!
Ivan P Pavlov (1849-1936) won a Nobel Prize for his work in	Psychology - Classical Conditioning Physiology - Digestion Pavlov never won a Nobel Prize I don't know / I've never heard of him
Do you think you have ESP at all?	Yes No	A little at least
Do you consider astrology to be a legitimate science?	Yes. No.
Would you date someone who is allergic to animal fur (e.g. cat, dog)?	Yes No I'm Not Sure
Would you be friends with, or date, a nudist?	Yes No I'm Not Sure Only if they were attractive
What's your deal with harder drugs (stuff beyond pot)?	I do drugs regularly. I do drugs occasionally. I've done drugs in the past, but no longer. I never do drugs.
Would you need to sleep with someone before you considered marrying them?	Yes No	Would we feel comfortable that way in the longer run?
Who is worse? A person in a committed relationship who cheats on their partner or a single person who leads someone in a relationship to cheat?	The person who cheats on their partner. The single person who leads someone to cheat. They are equally bad. Neither is bad.
Which is bigger?	The earth The sun
Assume you have a homosexual friend who is the same gender as you. Would it bother you if they hugged you?	Yes. No. Only if I thought the hug was more than friendly.
How much influence or control do your parents have over your life?	I am my own person. I consider their opinion but go my own way. I almost always do what my parents think is best. I always do what my parents say.
How much do other people's opinions of you influence your decisions?	A lot Some Very little Not at all
Have you ever been to prison?	Yes No Just to visit / I was working	Wrongfully; I was found innocent, but the one overnight in the cell was emotionally scarring. The charge was minor and was dropped.
Do you ever not feel like having sex because you feel too unattractive or too unappealing?	Yes, frequently. Yes, sometimes. Yes, but only rarely. No, never.
Would you consider sleeping with someone on the first date?	Yes No
If your partner were to provide you with a meal, which would you appreciate more?	My partner cooking my favorite meal. My partner taking me to my favorite restaurant. Neither - I would appreciate both equally.
Would you let your children under 13 watch movies with full nudity?	Yes No
Can you cook?	Yes, I'm a culinary genius. Yes, with a cook book. No, but I try. No, there's always fast food.
As long as you both agreed that nobody else would ever see the video, would you let a partner film the two of you having sex?	Yes. No. Maybe, depending upon the partner.
Have you ever written something on the wall of a public toilet?	Yes No
Imagine that you have to move somewhere far away. You'll need to pack all of your stuff and take it with you. All your things could fit nicely inside...	a couple of suitcases. a car. a big moving truck. the Black Sea.
Have you ever "regifted" a gift you didn't like?	Yes. No.
Would you date someone who has cold-sores (oral herpes)?	Yes. No.
Are you a collector of things?	Yes, I have many collections. Yes, I have some collections. Yes, I have one collection. No, I do not collect anything.
How much do you like to be tickled during sex?	Tickle me until I cry. It really turns me on. I like being tickled during sex. I do not like being tickled during sex. I don't like to be tickled, ever.
Do you prefer hardcore or softcore when it comes to your porn?	Hard! Soft! Both! I don't like porn
If a trusted partner asked you to submit to them sexually, would you? Assume that this would involve letting them collar you, command you, and have control over you during sex.	Yes. No.
Do you need "alone time" to re-charge after social situations?	Yes No
Your significant other has a hobby that you find boring. They're busy doing whatever it is they like to do, and you're bored. What do you do?	Go do something I like, alone Sit and watch to figure out why they like it. Sit and watch, resentful. Bug them for attention.
Are you more concerned about possibility of being killed as a result of a terrorist attack or a traffic accident?	Terrorist attack. Traffic accident. Neither concerns me at all.
Could you fall in love with someone you have only talked to online?	Yes. No.
Could you date someone who needs a great deal of alone time?	Yes. No.
Have you attended a drag queen/king show?	Yes, as a participant. Yes, in the audience. No, but I'd like to. No, and I don't plan to.
What is your opinion concerning strip clubs?	I would be there every day of the week if I could. They can be fun every once and a while. I do not really have an opinion/never been to one. They're gross/disgusting/insulting/other.
How long does it usually take for you to decide whether or not you like a new acquaintance?	I decide immediately on sight. It takes a few minutes of conversation. It takes a few hours of hanging out. It takes multiple social experiences with them.
If your spouse asked you to get a small discreet matching tatoo with them, would you?	Yes, Most Likely Maybe, I would think about it No, what if we divorced? No, I disagree with tatoos
How does the thought of someone masturbating with you in mind make you feel?	Shocked Disgusted Flattered Aroused	As long as the other person was female.
Do you like to go to museums?	Yes, a lot Yes, a little No
How would you react if your lover called you by the name of their ex?	I'd get mad and/or dump him/her. I'd pretend I didn't hear. I'd laugh about it/wouldn't really care. I'd talk to him/her about it.
Do you like going to poetry readings?	Yes Sometimes Occasionally / I'd try it No
How important are academic achievements to you?	Very important. Somewhat important. Not important.
Other things being equal, would you prefer a job that requires you to be mostly on your feet or mostly sitting down?	Mostly on my feet. Mostly sitting down.
How messy are you?	I'm very messy I'm average I'm mostly organized I'm compulsively neat
Is it a requirement that you communicate every day with your significant other (via phone, text, in person, whatever)?	Yes, no matter what Yes, unless otherwise specified No, it's not necessary No, I'd prefer not to communicate daily
Do you like coffee?	Yes. I need it to function. Yes, but I can do without it. No.
You wake up 20 minutes before your alarm is scheduled to go off. What do you do?	Get up Go back to sleep till the alarm goes off
Which would you rather win?	A Nobel Prize A Grammy, Oscar, Tony, or Emmy A Super Bowl, World Series, or sports championship The Lottery
Would you consider dating someone who is anonymously rude to people online?	Yes. No.
If you were in your last moments of life after a traffic accident, and someone from another faith was holding your hand attempting to comfort you in your last moments, what would your thoughts be about that?	I would take comfort. I would be offended. I would be indifferent. Other thoughts would take precedence.
Do you think the government has the right to regulate the ownership and use of weapons?	Yes Only in extreme cases No I'm not sure
Do you talk to and or have conversations with yourself, either outloud or in your head?	Yes, outloud Yes, in my head Yes, both No, neither
How important is it to you that your partner smell good?	Very damn important Important-ish Less important than you think I just don't care at all
If your partner wanted you to say a specific phrase during sex, would you?	Yes, I'd say anything they want me to. No, I wouldn't. Maybe, it would depend upon the phrase.
Do you have a dark and morbid sense of humor?	Yes No Occasionally
Regardless of future plans, what's more interesting to you right now?	Sex Love
Is intoxication ever an acceptable excuse for acting stupid?	Yes. No.
How do you think your sex drive compares to what is typical for other people of your age and gender?	My sex drive is higher than average. My sex drive is about average. My sex drive is below average. I'm insatiable.
How many pillows do you sleep with at night?	None. One. Two. Three or more.
Let's say you are in line at a grocery store and have many items. The person behind you just has only one or two. Do you offer to let them go ahead of you?	Yes. Always. Yes, unless I am otherwise in a hurry. No. Never.
When a dog licks your face, what is your reaction?	Ugh. Nasty. Awww..how cute! I'm Not Sure / Don't care
How often do you keep your promises?	Always Whenever possible Usually When convenient
How often do you send greeting cards for holidays and birthdays?	Always Sometimes Never
How often do you use Facebook?	I'm a very active user. I'm a somewhat active user. I rarely use it. I never use it.
Do you like cats? Would you consider owning a cat as a pet?	Yes, I would love (or do own) a cat. I'm not too into them, but I wouldn't mind one. No, I dislike cats. I like them, but I'm allergic.
How much do you trust the news media?	I believe almost everything. I trust some sources more than others. I think most sources have a hidden agenda. It's all propaganda.
Is it wrong to cultivate or manufacture illegal drugs?	Yes, always No, never Sometimes
Do you now live in the same city or town as the one which you resided primarily in between the ages of eleven and eighteen?	Yes, I live in that same city now. No, I live in a completely different place. No, but I live in a nearby city (< 1hr by ground),
Which typically comes first for you?	Work Play
Do you enjoy dark, violent, or disturbing music?	Yes No When I'm in the mood. Unsure
Do you have a desire (even if it's secret) to take part in sexual activities involving bondage?	Yes No Absolutely not.
Do you use hand sanitizer?	Yes. No.
Looking toward the future, which of the following do you see as most important for you in ten years?	Being in a good relationship. Having a good job. Being wealthy. Being healthy.
How often do you 'take it out' on other people when you're having a bad day?	Always. Frequently. Occasionally. Never.
How important to you is being with family during holidays?	Very important. Somewhat important. Not important. I have no family.
Would you be willing to date someone who plays video games almost every day, for at least 2 hours?	Yes, I'd be playing with them. Yes, but I would not play that much. Yes, but I don't like video games. No.
Have you ever felt so strongly about a social issue or cause that you have participated in a public demonstration?	Yes No Politics bore me
Would you be pleased if a partner expressed the desire to be sexually humiliated by you?	Yes. No.
Which, on you, is closest to perfection?	Your mind Your body Your wallet Your soul
Do you get angry when you lose a game?	Usually Sometimes Never
How do you feel about women openly displaying tattoos?	I Like It I Don't Mind I Dislike It
To you, which adjective best describes hopeless, unrequited love?	Romantic Foolish Creepy
Imagine you have a newborn child whose sex cannot be determined. A risk-free surgery performed immediately could provide normal male or female sexual and reproductive function. Which would you choose?	Perform the male surgery. Perform the female surgery. Perform the surgery, selecting randomly. Do not perform the surgery.	If a Hermaphrodite, I would raise it to be male regardless since it would not have any eggs anyway. Plus big bonus for (him) in sex with all women (lesbians included I would imagine).
When it comes to right and wrong, which of the following do you think has the greatest impact on your belief system?	Religion. Family and/or friends. Laws. Self interest.
Do you think you have what it takes to be a successful actor or actress?	Yes. No.
Which of these options most closely describes what you're looking for in your next relationship?	Someone to come home to Someone to go out with Someone for tonight
If you asked for time off of work to see your favorite band and it wasn't granted, would you skip work to see the show anyway?	Yes No
When you're around new people, are you more of a leader, or are you more cooperative?	More of a leader More cooperative
How much do you spend per year for shoes?	Less than $100 $101 - $ 500 $501- $1000 More than a $1000
If you were visiting a new city, where would you be most excited to go?	Tourist attractions or entertainment venues. Historically or culturally important places. Places popular with the locals. Home.
What is the first definition for the word "composition" that comes to mind?	The makeup of a mixture of ingredients A piece of music A piece of writing An arrangement of visual elements
How open are you to trying new things in bed?	Very open. I'll try anything once. I'm open, but I don't get too crazy. Hesitant, but it might happen. Not at all.
Would you stay in a relationship if your significant other told you, "I no longer feel that deep love I once felt for you, but I'm willing to stay together until I work through this"?	Yes No I'm Not Sure
I prefer to sleep…	Alone With my partner, but apart (not touching) Touching my partner Embracing / cuddling my partner
You're in a new relationship and your partner admits that they have had 14 sexual partners. Does that sound like a lot to you?	Yes, and it makes me uncomfortable. I guess, but It doesn't change how I feel. That seems like an average number. No, that's nothing.
Were you in love with the first person you ever slept with?	Yes No I'm a virgin
How many times do you usually hit the snooze button on your alarm clock?	Zero. I get up immediately when the alarm sounds. One or two times. Three or more times. I do not usually use an alarm clock to wake up.
If you could triple your money by investing in a company whose business practices you disapproved of, would you invest?	Yes No
Have you ever gotten back with someone who cheated on you?	Yes, people can change. Yes, but I'll NEVER do it again! No way. Never been in that situation.
How frequently do you go out of your way to make others feel appreciated?	Way more than average About average Less than average / Never
Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?	Open. Closed. It depends.
Is text messaging an acceptable way to ask someone out on a date?	Yes, it's a great way. Yes, but it's pretty lame. No.
Do people tend to take you seriously, or usually think you're being sarcastic?	Serious Sarcastic	Not sure
Might you be annoyed if someone asked you to repeat yourself?	Yes. No. It depends...
In terms of relationships, which of these is it the most important to find?	Someone for whom you would do anything. Someone who turns you on. Someone you feel like you've known forever. Someone with goals similar to yours.	Anything I am able to.
Generally, do you enjoy being drunk?	Yes No I don't know, because I've never been drunk.
What kind of rides do you like at amusement parks?	The biggest or most thrilling ones. The more laid back, smaller, or classic rides. I like them all, big and small. I wouldn't bother to do the rides.
In terms of height, how do you compare to others of your sex?	I am taller. I am shorter. I am about average.
Your significant other is perfectly content with their minimum wage job and has no plans to look for more challenging/better paying work. Is this a problem?	Yes, I wouldn't be able to tolerate that. Somewhat, but it's their life. No, I don't mind.
Do you believe that men should be the heads of their households?	Yes No
How important is voting to you?	Extremely important Very important Not so important Not at all important
Which of the following best describes your typical demeanor?	Cheerful! I have a positive outlook. Meh. I have my ups and downs. Annoyed. The world sucks.
Have you ever taken a break while at work to "play" with yourself ?	Yes No
Other things being equal, would you be more attracted to an artist or a scientist?	Artist Scientist
Do you like to interpret your own dreams?	Yes. No.
Are you a cat person or a dog person?	Cats Dogs Both Neither
Do you like to be the center of attention?	Yes, always Yes, sometimes Not really, no
How are you most likely to show your partner you care?	Words: Tell them how much you appreciate them Actions: Do something nice (like a date or errand) Gifts: Buy them flowers, jewelery or a new gadget Touch: Give them a hug, massage or kiss
Would you say you have...	A green thumb A black thumb A modicum of success with vegetation Absolutely no interest in plants
Would you ever date or mess around with a good friend's ex?	Yes, why not? No Yes, but only with my friend's permission
The person you are dating has a different faith or religion than you. They ask you to go with them to a religious function. Do you go?	Yes No It depends on what kind of function it is It depends on what religion it is
How long do you believe people need to be in a relationship before before getting married?	At least 2 years At least 1 year At least 6 months Less than 6 months / no requirement
Have you ever brought a stray animal home?	Yes. No.
How often do you read your horoscope?	Daily. Weekly. Occasionally. Never.
Do you blush easily?	Yes. No.
If all of the professional sports leagues in the world ceased to exist, would you be upset?	Yes. No.
If you had to choose between spending a weekend hiking and camping or going to Broadway shows with the same friends, which would you choose?	Camping. Broadway. I would be happy with either. I would rather stay home.
Do you believe in an energy field that surrounds us that we can manipulate through reiki, acupuncture, chakra balancing, yoga, or some other system?	Yes, and I practice one/some of these. Yes, but I don't practice any of these. No, but I do practice one/some of these. No, and I would never practice any of these.
Imagine that your partner does not enjoy performing oral sex and refuses to ever perform it on you. How disappointed would you be?	Extremely disappointed. Somewhat disappointed. Slightly disappointed. Not at all disappointed.
Would you radically alter your appearance (hair, clothes, body modifications) for your significant other?	Yes No way! I'm not sure, it depends...
Imagine you are walking down the street at night and hear a cry for help. Which would you do?	Call the police. Investigate. Call the police and investigate. Ignore it.
You see a harmless insect in your living space. It can't bite or make any annoying buzzing or chirping sounds. What do you do?	Kill it quickly. Kill it slowly. Gently catch it and release it outside. Leave it alone.
Communism, in concept:	Good Bad Same as capitalism No idea / this question doesn't interest me
Are you an Atheist?	Yes No
Is satanism acceptable?	Sure Yes, it seems a bit immature though. No, it is wrong. I don't know/care.
Would it be easier for you to make a list of things you want in a relationship or a list of things you want to avoid in a relationship?	Things I want. Things I want to avoid.
Anyone can be financially successful, if only they're willing to try.	True False
If you were offered $5,000,000,000 US dollars to participate right now in a single round of Russian Roulette (1 in 6 chance of immediate death), would you play?	Yes. No.
How often do you make up and sing ditties?	Regularly. Never.
Could you date someone with no long-term goals?	Yes No
Which do you like more? Be honest.	Giving massages Receiving massages
Do you believe in miracles?	Yes No
If political candidates supported marijuana legalization, how would that affect your disposition toward voting for them?	I would be more likely to vote for them. I would be less likely to vote for them. This would not influence my vote.
How long can you go without sexual release?	A day or less. More than a day, less than a week. More than a week. I have never had sexual release.
Do you take pills when you have a headache?	Yes No	An aspirin
If you were offered the opportunity to eat human meat prepared any way you like, would you at least try it?	Yes No Only as a last resort for survival
Do you keep your sexual exploits private?	Yes, always. No, I am an open book. Sometimes.
Do you ever want to punch people you don't know, right in the face, for superficial reasons (the way they grin, their clothes, their voice, etc.)?	Every day It happens, but not often Never
If your partner wanted to pay for you, as a couple, to see a professional dominatrix would you go?	Yes No
Someone in an open relationship asks you out on a date. You:	Refuse / Aren't interested in open relationships. Are hesitant, but would consider it. Accept / Are open to non-monogamous relationships.
Say you've started seeing someone you really like. As far as you're concerned, how long will it take before you have sex?	1-2 dates 3-5 dates 6 or more dates Only after the wedding	I would let soonest sex be up to her, but don't keep me waiting too long.
It's Friday night, 7 PM, and you have no plans for the evening. Which of these are you most likely to do?	Stay at home and read a book. Watch some TV, or go see a movie alone. Go to a club or bar, and maybe meet someone new. Call some friends, and find SOMEONE to hang with.
Do you drink milk and juice straight out of the carton and then put it back in the fridge?	Yes, I drink it straight from the carton. Sometimes--if no one else around to see. Yes. Only because I don't live with anyone else. Ewww. No, that's gross. I pour it first.
Would you prefer good things happened, or interesting things?	Good Interesting
What do you think of the game of Rugby?	A game for savage barbarians Cool, but not for me.. Can't get enough of it! I don't know anything about it/I don't care
Which of these is likely to make you more nervous?	A promising first date An important interview
If you had to pick one of the following types of people for a significant other, which would it be?	Wholesome A little on the slutty side Crazy and colorful Dark and mysterious
Would you walk up to a stranger and tell them you think they're beautiful?	Yes / probably No / probably not
Have you ever cybered (had cybersex)?	Yes No
When using a computer, at a desk, do you:	Sit painfully erect Have good posture Slouch a bit Slump on the desk
If a significant other decided s/he wanted to have or adopt six children with you, would this be okay?	Yes. No. Possibly, depending on the situation.
Do you recycle?	Almost always Sometimes Rarely or not at all
How important is money/wealth for you in a match?	Very important Somewhat important Not important at all	I am just getting by.
Love conquers all.	True. False.
Your significant other wants to go to a strip club with a few friends. What are your thoughts on this?	I'm completely against it. I don't like it, but doesn't bother me that much. No, I'm not against it at all / I'd go with them. I would be upset, but I'd let them go.
How often do you get angry?	Very often Sometimes Rarely
Your significant other wants to move every few years, to experience different parts of the country or world. What's your take on that?	My bags are packed, let's go. Eh, as long as it's not too often I guess it's ok. As long as we're not leaving the country. I'd prefer to stay put.
Do you ever feel the need to get really drunk?	Often Sometimes Rarely Never
How many romantic partners have you lived with?	None. One. Two or three. Four or more.
Do you think that a fourteen year old who commits a violent crime should be tried and punished as an adult?	Yes. No. I'm not sure.
Imagine you're at an art gallery and you see a canvas painted solid red. It is selling for more money than you make in a year. Which of the following would be closest to your reaction?	I'd like to know more about its meaning. The price is outrageous. I could have painted that myself. It's really pleasing to look at.
Do you feel comfortable being touched by someone you just met?	Yes No Not sure / maybe
Are people who believe in the paranormal (IE: Ghosts, Vampires, Aliens, ESP, etc.) all crazy or suffering from some sort of mental disorder/delusion?	Yes, and they all need mental help, now. Yes, but I couldn't care less. No, but I personally don't believe No, I'm a very big believer in the paranormal.
Would you consider digging up the grave of a loved one to recover a priceless item that was accidentally buried with them?	Yes, I wouldn't hesitate, even if it were illegal. Yes, but only if it could be done legally. No, absolutely not.
Are you attracted to dangerous situations?	Yes No	Depends.
How important is religion/God in your life?	Extremely important Somewhat important Not very important Not at all important
How many live plants do you have in your home?	None. One or two. Three to nine. Ten or more.
Do you check to be certain all of the entry doors at your residence are locked before going to sleep?	Always. Never. Sometimes.
Would you, or did you, go to your 10-year high school reunion?	Yes No, but I wanted to No	It did not happen (F*ing, D*ed Facebook, Ruining Socializing and making Reunions considered outdated and obsolete). ]:(
Which would do more to improve the world?	Fewer stupid people Fewer ugly people This question upsets me
Could you date someone who was really messy?	Yes No
Have you made special efforts to keep any favorite toys from your childhood?	Yes. No.
Have you ever read Shakespeare, other than for a class?	Yes No
Do you hit the snooze button more than once on a typical morning?	Yes No
Do you believe in some kind of a spiritual, cosmic force outside the realm of most modern religion?	Yes No
Do you see a pattern in the type of people you usually end up in relationships with?	Yes. No.
When looking at a prospective match's profile, which of these do you pay the most attention to?	Their favorite books. Their favorite movies. Their favorite music. Their favorite food.
Have you performed any charity work in the last year? (We mean labor, not donating money)	Yes No
If some men are doctors and some doctors are tall, does it follow that some men are tall?	Yes No
Can you write a web site in HTML (without using site building software)?	Yes No
Are you a highly skilled writer?	Yes No
Is it okay for men to wear makeup?	Yes No
Think of when you were a little kid and choose the most appropriate answer.	I got in trouble all the time. I never got in trouble. I never got in trouble because I never got caught.
Do you believe morality is universal, or relative?	Universal Relative
Do you subscribe to/believe in the philosophies of Ayn Rand?	Yes Absolutely not I don't care about her philosophies I don't know what you're talking about
What degree of profanity do you prefer to see when you watch a comedian?	The more profane, the better. Some profanity is ok as long as it isn't extreme. I prefer clean acts. It makes no difference so long as it is funny.
Is it ever acceptable to have a sexual relationship with someone who you have professional authority over?	Yes. No.
Could you ever date or associate with a person who was desperately unsure of themselves?	yes/probably no/probably not unsure/depends on the case
Would you date someone significantly (9 years or over) older than you?	Yes No I'm Not Sure
Have you ever gone skydiving?	Yes, and I enjoyed it. Yes, but I did not like it. No, but I would like to some day. No, and I do not want to.
If possible, would you prefer to date someone a lot more attractive than you, or about the same?	A lot more attractive About the same
Do you like the idea of living alone?	Yes. No.
Which is more offensive: book burning or flag burning?	book burning flag burning
Have you ever heard a recording of your own voice?	Yes, I liked the sound of it. Yes, but I did not like the sound of it. No.
Are you better with numbers or words?	Numbers Words Both equally
Is it easier to love or to hate?	Love Hate	It depends on which of good or bad people you've been more exposed towards, and your own shyness or aggressive response.
Would you consider dating someone twenty years older than you if they were really interesting and looked really good?	Yes. No.
What do you think of reality television?	I love it! It's alright. I dislike it. I have no opinion on reality television
Do you make your bed most days?	Yes No
When it comes to gambling, which is closest to your style?	Cautious. Aggressive. Somewhere in the middle. I don't gamble.
Do you believe in the power of prayer?	Yes No
You see a police officer. How do you feel?	Safe Nervous	I really loathe those corrupted Jerkops!!!
Which is better: sex without sleeping together or sleeping together without sex?	Sex Sleeping
Have you ever changed a diaper?	Yes No, and I wouldn't No, but I would
Should the death penalty be abolished?	Yes No
On a typical night, what time do you go to sleep?	By 9pm By 11pm By 1am Later	My internal clock has been out of order for a long while, and would be appreciated towards realignment towards a day schedule.
Do you often make jokes that offend more uptight people?	Yes No
Have you ever had sex with someone you first met online?	Yes. No.
Imagine you and your significant other both have the afternoon off. If you could only choose one of the following activities to do together, which one would it be?	See a movie. Stay in and have sex. Catch up on chores at home. Go shopping.	Or whatever I felt like.
Could you date someone who has (and acts on) radical-left politics?	Yes No way, you commie As long as it's non-violent. Not sure
If while visiting a friend's house, you notice a painting hanging slightly off kilter. Do you adjust it?	Yes. No.
If a poor 20 year-old woman marries a wealthy 40 year-old man, do you assume it's for the money?	Yes No
Do you know how to use a darkroom to develop negatives and prints?	Yes No
Do you chew gum?	Yes No
Have you ever had a sexual relationship with someone you met online?	Yes No	Certainly not in person with the theoretical exes I've had.
If you had to choose ONLY one, would you rather...	Have great sex Have great friends Have great love Have great ideas
Are you an aspiring actor/artist/writer or other creative type?	Yes No
Does the idea of living underwater fascinate you?	Yes No
Would you ideally like to be married within the next 3 years?	Yes No Possibly I'm already married
Group sex (with 3 or more people):	I have tried it. It seriously interests me. I have little or no interest.	With me and multiple women; NO OTHER MALES.
Does your newspaper/TV news/news website of choice have a political bias?	Yes, it's biased towards the truth. Yes, but I can read between the lines. Not that I'm aware of. I don't follow the news.
Biting?	No Yes Let's break skin
Would you consider dating someone whose religion or spirituality is the primary focus in their life?	Yes No
Which event sounds most appealing?	Sci-Fi Convention Political Convention Music Festival New Years Eve in Times Square
Have you ever made a booty call (invited over or visited someone you were not actively in a relationship with, just for sexual activity)?	Yes, and I still do. Yes, I have done it, but don't any more. No, and I never will. No, but I suppose I might.
Commitment to personal growth is:	For wimps. Critically important. Sort of important
Which are you closer to being?	A hippie A yuppie
Do you understand quantum physics?	Yes / Some No
Do you like to watch sports on television?	Yes No
What's a worse trait to have?	Greed Laziness
Does smoking disgust you?	Yes No
Generally speaking, are you a worrier?	Yes No
Are you looking for a partner to have children with?	Yes No
Do you own your own country's flag?	Yes No
If you were in a serious relationship, would you mind if your significant other maintained an active profile on OkCupid?	Yes - I would mind this. No - This would not bother me.
If you were abducted by aliens and were allowed to bring only one form of entertainment, which would it be?	Literature TV/Movies/Music Video games A hydrogen bomb
Would you be okay with your significant other spending a lot of time with one of his/her exes (as a friend)?	Yes No
At a party, you're offered a drink, even though you have a busy day tomorrow. Do you take it?	Yes No
Do you like going to the movies alone?	Yes No
Do you have your own web page?	Yes No
Do you like reggae music a lot?	Yes No	It's okay
Are you a snob about some things?	Yes No
Do you believe that alcoholism is a disease?	Yes. No.
If you were searching profiles for a match on OkCupid, which do you think would influence you more?	The pictures. The text.
Which best describes your personal feelings about sports?	Sports are a very important part of my life. I play or watch sports often. I play or watch sports occasionally. I don't watch or play sports.
Which best describes your political beliefs?	Liberal / Left-wing Centrist Conservative / Right-wing Other
How much do you usually tip a server who did a fine job?	Around 10% or less 10-15% 15-20% Over 20%
Have you ever skinny-dipped?	Yes No
It's 2 AM. While driving home, you stop at an intersection with a red traffic light. After waiting over six minutes, it still hasn't changed to green. No one seems to be around. What do you do?	Run the red light. Continue to wait patiently. Find a legal way to reroute, avoiding the light. Abandon the vehicle and continue on foot.
Imagine being all alone in the great outdoors, miles from anyone, with no communication device. Nobody knows where you are.	This is something I would like. This is something I would avoid.
Have you kept any old love letters from ex-lovers?	Yes No I've never gotten any to keep.
If you could erase any pain from your past and substitute those moments with happiness, would you?	Yes, I'd rather not have those memories. No, the pain is part of who I am. I'm Not Sure.
Can anything be made the subject of a joke?	Yes, anything can be funny in the right light. No, some subjects should not be joked about.
Do you feel obligated help your fellow human beings?	Yes No	I like doing good when I can.
Were you picked on a lot in school?	Yes No
Would you consider having a relationship with someone who is married, but no longer has sex with their spouse?	Yes. No.
Is it possible to have a true relationship, friend or otherwise, with someone you've never met in person?	Yes No	ANYONE can be hiding behind the "Anon" of their monitor (damn Trolls and CyberBullies); Meeting in person ASAP is a must with me.
Should drugs be legalized, regulated, and taxed?	Yes No I'm Not Sure
Would you date a single parent?	Yes No
Do you own any dice with more than six sides?	Yes No
At what age do children become old enough to spend several hours at home without the supervision of an adult or babysitter?	Seven years old or younger. Eight to ten years old. Eleven to thirteen years old. Fourteen years old or older.
Do you read fan fiction?	Yes. No. I don't know.
Will you teach your children to believe in Santa?	Yes No
After sex do you clean up right away?	Yes. No. Sometimes, it depends upon how I feel.
Is it okay for you to be irrational in making important life decisions?	Yes No
If someone sends you an e-mail (or has a profile) full of spelling and grammatical errors, are you less likely to talk to them?	Yes No	Depends on the situation.
How often do you wash your dishes?	As I use them. Daily. When I run out of clean utensils. When the sink starts to smell funny.
Would it bother you if a platonic friend touched you casually during a conversation?	Yes, it probably would. No, it probably would not. Possibly, it would depend upon circumstances.
Do you have any totally irrational fears, as in something that is extremely unlikely to happen or imaginary?	Yes No	But within reason, especially from the real life actions of an Internet Troll or Cyber-Bully.
How long would a relationship have to last before you would consider seeing a counselor to resolve problems?	Less than one year. One to three years. More than three years. I would never submit to relationship counseling.
Once you take a moral position, can anything be said or done to change your mind?	Yes, life is a big gray area anyway. No, some things are just Right or Wrong. Maybe. It depends on the issue. Maybe, but it would take a lot.
Would you be excited to ride the world's tallest and fastest roller coaster?	Yes No
Do you have a checklist of mandatory traits that you absolutely require in any significant other?	Yes. No.
Have you ever had a ghost or spirit around you and you could feel it?	Yes No	My late father appears often in my dreams.
What's your opinion of the phrase "making love" when it refers to sex?	It's beautiful. It's hokey and overly sentimental. It refers to a very specific kind of sex. It's no better or worse than any other.
Do you often have strong opinions about the government?	Yes No
If you really liked someone, would you make an effort to clean up before s/he saw your place for the first time?	Yes -- I'd want to make a good first impression. No -- someone who really likes me won't care. I'd clean up a little, I guess. It's only polite.
Do you enjoy long camping trips? (longer than 3 nights)	I don't like to camp. I've never camped, but would like to. I like to camp, but not long trips. I love long camping trips.
Are you more attracted to virgins?	Yes No I AM a virgin
Have you ever randomly followed a stranger because you found them attractive?	Yes. No.
Do you often have a hard time thinking of things to talk about?	Yes No	It takes me while sometimes.
Are you either vegetarian or vegan?	Yes No
Do you like to play drinking games?	Yes, they're totally sweet! No, I think they're cheesy/lame Not really, but I will on occasion No, I don't drink
Would you date someone who has served considerable time in prison?	Yes No
Would you feel comfortable going away on a vacation by yourself?	Yes. No.
Do you feel guilty or bad after having sex?	Always Sometimes Never I'm still a virgin.
Do you think you could still be genuinely happy if you weren't in a relationship with anyone?	Yes No
You're up against a nearly impossible challenge. Your ideal partner…	pushes you hard to succeed reminds you to be realistic stands back, but comforts you if you fail
Should cigarettes be illegal?	Yes. No.
Do you know how to swim?	Yes No I am a swimmer
Is foreplay necessary for good sex?	Yes No
Do you think the government should limit big chain stores to give small businesses a chance?	Yes No Maybe Don't know/Don't care
Historically, have you gone through periods of "forgetting about your friends" as you have become involved in romantic relationships?	Yes. No. I'm not sure. I've never been in a romantic relationship.
Which is the greatest compliment you could receive?	That you are beautiful/sexy/hot That you are intelligent That you are talented That you are extremely fun to be with	ANY Compliment stated to me Directly, Sincerely and In Person with Eye Contact would be most appreciated. My self esteem has been low for a long while,
If given the chance to vote on a law supporting assisted suicide, how would you cast your vote?	I'd vote for a law allowing assisted suicide. I'd vote against a law allowing assisted suicide. I would not vote on such a law. How I would vote is my business only.
You read a personal ad and it is misspelled, with poor grammar and uncertain capitalization. Do you allow that to affect your opinion of the person?	Yes No Maybe / Unsure
When deciding what is right and wrong you are:	more emotional more logical Religion/faith determines it. I am not sure/other reasons.
How many countries have you visited?	I have never left the country I live in now. Between 2 and 5 countries. Between 6 and 10 countries. More than 10 countries.
Is astrological sign at all important in a match?	Yes No
Does the idea of flipping a coin to make important life decisions appeal to you?	Yes No
Do you prefer to sleep with the lights on or off?	I like it completely dark. I like a little light. I like it to be bright.
Do you live with your parent(s)?	Yes No
During conversation, do you gesticulate?	Yes. Often. No. Never. Perhaps occasionally. I'm not sure.
The diamond dependent economy of West Africa causes civil wars and crimes against humanity. Should people consider this when purchasing or receiving an engagement ring?	Yes No I'm Not Sure I don't care
How interested would you be in knowing the details of a partner's sexual history?	Very interested. Somewhat interested. Not interested.
Would you date someone who was already in a committed relationship with someone else?	Yes, even in secret. Yes, but only if everybody knew. No, but I don't think it's inherently wrong. No, it's wrong.
Have you ever purposely pretended to be ignorant about something you have knowledge of because you wanted to hear someone else explain it?	Yes. No.
When you were a child, did you have an "imaginary friend"?	Yes. No. I'm not sure.
Which would you rather lose:	the ability to reproduce the ability to orgasm
Have you ever seen a ghost?	Yes. No.	Or at least I felt like I may have.
Do you ever date to avoid being alone?	Yes No	I would if I COULD, but No Woman has asked me out while in public/in person.
Ouija Boards - Cool or Crap?	Very cool! Crap - a waste of time! I'm Not Sure.
When you break up with someone, do you tell them the real reason(s) or do you try to let them down as easy as possible?	Tell the truth, no matter how much it hurts. Go easy on them - they'll hurt enough as it is. I've never been the dump-er
Would you consider dating someone who has vocalized a strong negative bias toward a certain race of people?	Yes. No. It depends on which race.
You've just met someone incredible while out with friends, and (s)he's been kind enough to cough up a phone number. How long do you wait to call?	As soon as I get home! Tomorrow. I don't want to seem too eager. The mandatory three days. Duh. Eventually, when I feel like it...
Regardless of whether or not you smoke marijuana, do you think it should be legalized for adults?	Yes No
A "shooting star" is a star that...	...burned out, and collapsed ...collided with Earth's atmosphere ...got sucked into a black hole ...isn't really a star
You're in a serious, monogamous relationship when your partner gets offered their dream job overseas for three years. They have decided that it's a chance they just can't pass up. Which of these choices is most appealing to you?	Trying to arrange it so you can go with Maintaining a long-distance relationship Staying friends, but dating around til they return Breaking up and moving on
Do you practice or believe in real magick, not to be confused with stage magic and parlor tricks?	Yes No
How soon would you meet your significant other's parents?	Right Away! After a few weeks of dating After a few months of dating After a few years of dating	It is up to her.
Which is longer?	A mile A kilometer I don't know!
Gay marriage—should it be legal?	Yes No
Have you ever driven a motor vehicle over 100mph (161kph)?	Yes. No.
When eating, do you generally eat the things you like most first or save them for last?	I eat the things I like most first. I eat the things I like most last. I don't usually eat in a particular order.
Do you have any interest in collecting coins?	Yes, I buy and/or sell collectible coins. Yes, I regularly check my change for rarities. Yes, I'm attached to a few coins. No.
Do you enjoy intense intellectual conversations?	Yes No
Do you think homosexuality is a sin?	Yes No
Has anyone ever accused you of being "too clingy"?	Yes. No.	But I have better self-control now.
Do you think you could ever enjoy being humiliated as part of a sexual experience?	Yes No
From which medium are you most likely to find out about new news stories?	Television Newspaper Radio Online
If you want to get to the top of the stairs sooner, do you:	Skip steps Go faster without skipping
Which of the following has the biggest influence on your behavior?	Reason, Observation, Empiricism, Trial-And-Error. Tradition, Faith, Upbringing, Heritage. Emotion, Intuition, Instinct.
What if you found out, just before the wedding, that the love of your life was sterile and unable to ever have kids?	Break off the wedding Continue the wedding and adopt Continue the wedding and not adopt Celebrate and get married
Have you ever stayed up all night, until dawn, talking with someone you have just met?	Yes. No.
Do you think politics have an impact on your everyday life?	Yes No I'm Not Sure Who cares?
Would you leave an otherwise perfect relationship if you found out your partner was interested in children sexually?	Yes No I'm Not Sure
What's the gender distribution of the vocalists in your music collection?	Mostly female singers. Nearly the same male and female. Mostly male singers. I have little or no music collection with vocals.
Do you enjoy intellectual debates on topics like politics, religion, science or philosophy?	I love to argue! Sometimes. It's usually boring or annoying. I'm not smart enough.
What causes Earth's seasons?	Earth's distance from the sun Earth's tilt in relation to the sun Earth's rotation on its axis Don't know / don't care / not sure
Wearing socks with sandals is:	Perfectly fine. Utterly wrong. OK sometimes. Not a subject I have an opinion on.
Underarms can be a hairy subject. How do you maintain your pits?	I let it grow, wild & free! Occasionally I'll trim. I shave consistently. Whatever I feel like at the time.
If money were not an issue, would you have major cosmetic surgery on any part of your face or body?	Yes No
How big is your porn collection?	Small Medium LARGE I don't have one
How do you dispose of your used chewing gum?	I swallow it. I spit it out or stick it to something. I wrap it up and/or dispose of it neatly. I don't use chewing gum.
If you were forced right now to discover with absolute certainty one and only one of the following related to the future instance of your death, which would you choose to learn?	The year. The month. The day of the month. The hour and minute of the day.
Which is more important for a good match?	Having similar political beliefs Having good sex	Similar interests
Would you lie about how you met a person you were dating to please your parents?	Yes No I'm Not Sure Only if my pertner wanted me to
What's more important?	Safety Freedom
Receiving anal sex?	I like it / I think I might like it I don't like it / I don't think I would like it	Only with/from a woman; if on me, she would wear a strap-on.
Do you consider government taxes (such as income tax) a form of theft?	Yes No I'm Not Sure
Do you believe you've lived past lives?	Yes, I am confident I have. No, I do not believe this is possible. Maybe, but there is no way to really know.
How shy would you say you are?	Very shy Kind of shy Not really shy Not at all shy
Do you regularly paint or sculpt?	Yes No
How easily are you offended?	Very easily. Somewhat easily. Not very easily.
Do you sleep with the television on?	Yes, always No, never ever Sometimes Depends on what I'm watching
Half of all policemen are thieves and half of all policemen are murderers. Does it follow logically that all policemen are criminals?	Yes No	HELL YES! I Really Loathe the damn, corrupted Jerkops!!!
Have you ever gotten, or would you ever get, a piercing below the belt?	I have. I would. I wouldn't.
The person you have been seeing for a while climbs in through your window, crawls in bed with you, and cuddles up. You find this:	Scary A sign of neediness Cute The perfect time to ask them to move in	Surprising.
On average, how do your friends compare to you, age-wise?	They're mostly older than I They're mostly younger than I They're about the same age I don't have that many friends
Would you like to have someone strap on a dildo and put it inside you?	Yes. No.
Have you ever been outside of your own country?	Yes No
Imagine that you receive a document that absolutely proves whether or not God exists. Upon reading the document and finding the truth, you must decide whether or not to share the proof with the world. Which would you do?	Share the truth regardless of what it is. Keep the truth to myself regardless of what it is. Share only if it proves that God exists. Share only if it proves that God does not exist.
If you meet someone and they are everything you are looking for, except their body type, do you give them a chance?	Yes No	Only the obese.
Can you be single and truly happy at the same time?	Yes. No.
Where would you prefer to live?	A modest house in a nice neighborhood. The nicest house in a modest neighborhood.
Have you ever cut off contact with someone after seeing their pic?	Yes No No, but I would if they were not attractive enough
Do you have a vanity license plate?	vanity license plate No, absolutely not No, but I want one
Have you ever taken a shower with a partner?	Yes No
Do you play the devil's advocate?	Always. Sometimes. Never.
Is there at least one nude photo of you on the Net?	Yes No Yes, but my face isn't visible Not sure
Would you ever get on a motorcycle?	Yes No
Have you ever had sex in a place where there was a high risk of being caught?	Yes No, but it sounds like fun No, I don't think I could do it
Do you believe reason is more important than emotions in solving problems?	Yes No
How would you say your self esteem is?	High Low Neither high nor low
Are you willing to wear uncomfortable clothes to look good?	Absolutely not On very special occasions Sometimes Usually yes	I would cross dress more often if my mother was not against me doing it (panties and bra included, but wear them anyway).
The life of one of your fellow citizens is more valuable than the lives of ten foreigners.	True False
Would you date a transgender person?	Yes No	As long as she was born female and was still female (or a tomboy)
Do you talk about your sex life with either of your parents?	Yes No
Is it morally right for society to allow parents of children too young to make their own decisions to deny them the medical attention they require for survival for religious reasons?	Yes, it is their child after all No, absolutely not I'm Not Sure
Do you think bodily fluids are inherently gross?	Yes No
How confident are you in your sexual abilities?	Super confident Confident Not really confident
Do you believe that wealth in America is fairly distributed?	Yes No
To your knowledge, do people have an unusual or humorous nickname for you?	Yes, and I like it. Yes, but I don't like it. No.	Damn Trolls call me fat and freaking dumb and stupid when I am NOT. UGH!!!
Have you ever entered into a relationship out of desperation?	Yes. No.	And I am near desperate now.
Hypothetically, and if the lack of either wouldn't affect your health, which would you give up?	Sex Sleep
Beards: cool or ugly?	Cool Ugly Depends
Are you currently employed?	Yes, I have a fulltime job No Part time I'm a student
How many people have you kissed that are not related to you, in a more than friendly way?	0 1-10 11-50 51+
Would you ever consider dating a Buddhist?	Yes Hesitant, but willing No Only if he/she was non-practicing
"The best days of my life" are:	In my future. In my past. Right now.
What is the most exciting thing about getting to know someone new?	Discovering your shared interests Discovering their body
Has anyone ever accused you of being "high maintenance"?	Yes. No.
Are you happy with your life?	Yes No	Mainly because of being lonely from being single and PUBLICALLY Invisible.
Rate your self-confidence:	Very, very high Higher than average Average Below average
Do you believe contraception is morally wrong?	Yes No
Is your ideal match well-off financially (or at the very least someone who has high income potential)?	Yes, it's very important. It's somewhat important. It's not very important It's not important at all.
Guys with facial hair…	Great! Okay. Gross!
Have you ever been in love?	Yes No
Do you have rape fantasies?	Yes No
When shopping, you noticed that wealthy-looking man dropped some money on the floor while paying and didn't notice while leaving. What will you do?	Take the money Chase the man down and return it
The most important question to ask yourself when making a decision is...	Will everyone be happy? Is it the right thing to do? Will I get what I want?
Think quick!	3.14159 3.14195 3.14519 3.14591
Would you consider dating someone who plans to remain celibate indefinitely?	Yes. No.
Do you believe a couple should live together before considering marriage?	Yes No	It's not obligatory.
Would you ever sleep with a serial killer?	Yes No
Did you ever have a "goth" phase?	No. Yes, and I'm a little embarrassed about it. Yes, and I'm proud of it. It wasn't a 'phase'!
If you got married, would you change your name?	Yes No
Do you only date people with athletic and toned bodies?	Yes No
Have you ever dated someone you didn't even like out of sheer loneliness?	Yes No
Do you regularly go out partying on weeknights?	Yes No
Would you—for any reason—read your mate's email or pose as him/her online, without his/her knowledge and permission?	Yes, they shouldn't be keeping secrets anyway. Yes, I'd be too curious not to. Only if I suspected them of something. No, I'd trust them and that would be invasive.
Would you ever be willing to skip out on responsibilities (such as work, school, or such) to stay at home and have sex with someone?	Yes. Sex always comes first. Yes. Occasionally. No. Never.
After dating someone for a while, you finally get to see where they live. He/she leaves you alone to go take a quick shower. Would you snoop?	Yes. No.
How frequently do you bathe or shower?	At least once a day. Usually daily. I skip some. A couple times a week. Once a week or less.
Which is more important in a healthy relationship?	Maintaining privacy Total openness
How do you feel about living with a significant other before marriage?	Nothing wrong with that. Maybe, depending on the situation. I'm against that. I'm not sure.
How much would you dress up for a first date with someone you met on OkCupid?	I'd go all out. I'd try to look nice. I wouldn't wear anything special. It would vary, depending upon their profile.
Do you find science to be interesting?	Yes - Hard Science (Biology, Chemistry, Physics). Yes - Social Science (Psychology, Sociology). Yes - Both are interesting. No - None are interesting.
How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?	I'm ready when I wake up Less than 1 hour 1 - 2 hours 2 hours or more
Do you have experience being in a slave/master relationship?	Yes No
Are you good at explaining things?	Yes No	To the best of my ability and knowledge of the topic.
How much communication is ideal during sex?	A lot! It's all about the talk. Just enough to get things right. None. Shut up so I can concentrate.
Cell phones: good or evil?	Good Evil
Would you consider dating someone who has no interest in sex and experiences no sexual attraction to either gender if they were otherwise perfect?	Yes. No.
Do you consider yourself to be an honorable person?	Yes, I always try to do the right thing. Sometimes, it depends on the situation. No, not really. Are you kidding? I lie, cheat, AND steal.
Would you be willing to date a musician?	Of course! Possibly...depending on what they do. I really don't know. Not a chance!
Is it important to you to have the last word in an argument?	Yes No
Is VERY short hair on a girl necessarily unattractive?	Yes No
Do you wear a seatbelt when you ride in an automobile?	Always. Most of the time. Usually not. Never.
Would you date a comic book geek?	Yes No
Do you like logic puzzles?	Yes No
Which of these do you use/consult the MOST when making decisions?	Mysticism/Religion/Higher Power Emotion/Instinct Logic/Reason Random Chance
How often do you interrupt people?	Never. Rarely. Often. Always.
Would you ever consider dating an open-minded atheist?	Yes No I'm Not Sure
Sleeping under the stars:	Yes! No! Maybe!
Not as in whips and chains, but in general, do you prefer your partner to be...	Dominant Submissive Balanced
You witness your next door neighbors discreetly smoking marijuana on their own property. How do you respond?	I call the police immediately. I warn them that next time I'll call the police. I ask them if I can join in. I don't. I'm as friendly (or not) as always.	I'm not sure.
Would you ever eat something out of the trash?	Yes Maybe (if it's still good) No
Do you enjoy giving oral sex?	Love it! It's okay. Not so much. Gross!
Where do you primarily get the books you read?	Library. Bookstore / Online. Friends. I don't read books.
Have you ever lied to a partner about your sexual history?	Yes No I've never discussed my sexual history in this way
Imagine that you are attacked on a dark street by someone brandishing a deadly weapon. You defend yourself and are unhurt, but in doing so your actions kill the attacker. You believe there were no witnesses. Which would you do?	Continue as if nothing happened. Notify the police. Call a lawyer. Attempt to dispose of any evidence and leave.
How do you feel about germs?	Obsessed: I bleach anything I can't trust! Careful: I wash my hands and cover my sneezes. Polite: I always wash up when someone's watching. Unconcerned: I don't actively lick doorknobs.
Do you like dogs? Would you consider owning a dog as a pet?	Yes, I would love (or do own) a dog. I'm not too into them, but I wouldn't mind one. No, I dislike dogs. I like them, but I'm allergic.
Outside of work and school, how inclined are you to investigate something that interests you?	Very inclined Somewhat inclined Not inclined
I find myself in fights with authority figures...	Often Rarely / never
If you were involved in a serious relationship, at which of the following points would you begin looking for new potential partners?	When the relationship was not going well. When I was certain the relationship was ending. After the relationship was formally terminated. All of the time.
If you found a valuable item that you knew was lost by someone you dislike, would you return it to them?	Yes. No, I'd take it for myself. No, but I wouldn't take it for myself.
Can just one person significantly change the world?	Yes No
When you have plans to meet someone at a certain time, it's best to be:	A little early. A little late. Precisely on time. Whatever.
You are at a busy event when you come across a child who appears to be lost, alone, and distressed. How do you respond?	I talk to the child and offer to help. I notify the authorities. I do nothing. I do something else.
Is your ideal sex rough or gentle?	Rough Gentle I enjoy both equally I'm a virgin
Do you like going to amusement parks?	Yes. No.
When, if at all, should a child adopted at birth be told that s/he was adopted?	From the very beginning/a very early age. Once s/he is old enough to understand/ask. Only if unavoidable (e.g., different skin color). Ideally, never.
Do you enjoy riding roller coasters?	Yes. No. I've never ridden a roller coaster before!
Do you like to cuddle?	Yes. No. Sometimes - It depends.
Would you ever date someone that is HIV positive?	Yes No I don't know
Do you go to the tanner?	Yes No For special occaisons I get my tan naturally
When planning future activities with your significant other(s), do you generally like to take the lead?	Yes, most of the time Share equally No, I'm not a planner. Help!
Which is a bigger deal for you?	Telling someone you really care Oral sex
Would you date someone who's smart but achieved nothing in life?	Yes No
What is next in this series? 1, 4, 10, 19, 31, _	36 48 46 Don't know / don't care
If you were going to have a child, would you want the other parent to be of the same ethnicity as you?	Yes. No. This would not be an important factor to me.
When someone speaks with a noticeable accent, does that influence your opinion of their intelligence?	Yes. No. It depends upon the accent.
Have you ever raised an animal for food?	Yes. No.
What style of online writing annoys you most?	It gt 2 b dis typ: cuz it showz dat dey is fik ThIs TyPe: It JuSt LoOkS sTuPiD.. ALL CAPITALS: THE STYLE OF THE ATTENTION SEEKER! Consistent proper English: We are not at school!
Do you feel that voting in all elections should be required by law?	Yes. No.
You see a mother breastfeeding at the mall. For the most part she is covered, but you can tell what she is doing. What is your reaction?	Gross! How sweet! What a good mom! No reaction, just keep shopping. Sexy.
Which of the following could you most easily live without for an entire month?	Toothbrush and toothpaste. Phone. Internet. Porn.
If you had a one-night stand DURING a relationship, would you confess to your mate?	Yes No
Imagine you have only $50 and will not receive any additional income for ten days. A show that you desperately want to see is in town for today only. The tickets are $50. Do you use all your money to buy one?	Yes. No.
If you like someone a lot, do you usually ask them out?	Yes No
Which of these is more fascinating to you?	How big the universe is. How small molecules are. Both are fascinating to think about! I don't think about that kind of stuff.
Would you and your ideal match eventually feel comfortable farting around each other?	Yes No
For which emotion is self-restraint the most crucial?	Anger Fear Lust Jealousy
Without using a dictionary or other tool, can you choose the commonly misspelled word? Don't cheat! It's okay if you don't know.	Separate Definate Committee (Not sure / dumb question / who cares)
When men show extra courtesy toward women (opening doors, pulling out chairs, etc.), this is:	Admirable and desirable. Chivalry's not dead. Unnecessary but appreciated. Sexist and insulting; women are perfectly capable.
Do you have an ex that you would really like to date again?	Yes No
Which is worse: Obesity or anorexia?	Obesity. Anorexia. Both are equally bad. Neither is bad.
At the movies, do you stay for the credits?	Always. Sometimes. Never.
How are your teeth?	Perfect Okay Kinda Scraggly Fucked Up
Do you wear a suit to work (or female equivalent)?	Yes No
Is it more important to you that you are tactful, or truthful?	Tactful Truthful
A person you're interested in attempts to cook a romantic meal for you. After tasting a bit of it, you notice it hasn't been cooked completely. What do you do?	Smile and hope your gag reflex doesn't kick in. Tell him/her the food needs to cook a little longe Flat out refuse to eat it. I'm not sure.
Immediately after having sex with a partner, which of the following sounds most appealing?	Cuddling with them. Doing my own thing. Sleeping. Masturbating or having sex again.
Is marriage a necessity for two people who love each other?	Yes No
Do you have a living will?	Yes. No.
Have you ever told someone that you loved them when you didn't?	Yes No
Is a girl who's slept with 100 guys a bad person?	Yes No
Which makes for a better first date?	Coffee and chit-chat Drinks and groping
Would you date someone who is bisexual?	Yes No
When was your favorite book written? If you have more than one favorite, pick your favorite period of literature.	Pre-1700 (Renaissance/medieval/classical/ancient) 1700-1900 (Elizabethan, Romantic, Victorian, etc.) 1900-1945ish (Modern) 1950s or later (Contemporary)
Do you have a car?	Yes No
Do you usually vote in presidential (or applicable) elections?	Yes No
Which is more important in determining whether someone should be your friend?	Their religious beliefs. Their political beliefs. Neither is important. Both are equally important.
Would you allow your partner to decide what you wear to bed?	Yes, always. Yes, sometimes. No, never.
If you could 'take back' your virginity from you first partner, would you?	Yes No I'm still a virgin
How much can intelligence turn you on?	A lot! A bit. Intelligence does nothing for me either way. Intelligence turns me off.
Can you remember the names of everyone you've ever had sex with?	Yes. No. I've never had sex with anyone.
What kind of education did you have growing up?	Private school. Public school. Home school. Some combination of the above.
Do you snort when you laugh?	Yes / sometimes No / never
If married, when would you expect your partner to wear a wedding ring?	Most or all of the time. Some of the time. It's situation dependent. Seldom or not at all. Only when they want to.
Have you ever ridden a horse?	Yes, and I enjoyed it. Yes, but I did not like it. No, but I would like to some day. No, and I do not want to.
How would you feel if a significant other forgot your birthday, nameday, anniversary, or something else similarly important to you?	Indifferent. Disappointed. Annoyed. Angry.
Is it okay to answer your cell phone while out with a friend or on a date?	Of course. Why wouldn't it be? Friend, yes. Date, no. No, that's just rude.
Do you have dessert after dinner?	Yes, often No Sometimes
Do you think taxes are justified?	Yes No
Have you ever worked in a customer service job?	Yes. No.
Do you believe that, when a soldier kills an enemy soldier in combat during a war, it is murder?	Yes. No.
Have you performed in a theater setting as an adult?	Yes, as a professional. Yes, as a student. Yes, as a hobby. No.
Do you believe you can communicate using only your mind (telepathy)?	Yes No	I wish I had all Psychic Powers.
How many hours a day do you prefer to sleep?	Around 8 hours A lot less than 8 hours More than 8 hours
Do you find British comedies entertaining?	They're all I watch. I like them quite a bit! Kind of, but I'd rather watch something else. Not at all.
Do you have (or are you getting) a degree from one of the 8 ivy league universities, MIT, Stanford, Duke, U Chicago, or Caltech?	Yes No My degree is not from the U.S.
Do you ever intentionally try to make people angry just to see how they react?	Yes. No.
How would learning that a potential match has served in the military affect your interest in him or her?	I'd be more interested. I'd be less interested. It wouldn't matter at all.
When you are sleeping, do you prefer:	A cold room A cool room A warm room A hot room	I'm sleeping under blankets after all.
Can most babysitters be trusted with children?	Yes No
A college-level education is...	Necessary Nice, but not mandatory Unnecessary
If you were in a committed long-term relationship and met someone you feel an even stronger attraction to, which would you do?	Continue current relationship, ignore attraction. Explore both relationships simultaneously. End the old relationship and pursue the new one.
Would you prefer someone extremely mellow or extremely hyper?	Hyper Mellow
In a certain light, wouldn't nuclear war be exciting?	Yes, it would. No, it wouldn't.
Preferred position: are you a top or a bottom?	Top Bottom Versatile I'm not sure.
Do you think that people who go to jail for serious crimes deserve a second chance out in the real world?	Yes. No. It depends on the crime.
I would rather be...	Unemployed, broke, but busy doing things I love Working 60 hours a week at a job I like Working regular hours at a job I hate
Have your sexual interests become kinkier as you've grown older?	Yes. No, they haven't changed much. No, just the opposite. No, I have no sexual interests.
Is a guy who's slept with 100 girls a bad person?	Yes No
Are you more of a morning person or a night person?	Morning Night
How vegetarian are you?	Not at all! I might become one. I'm a flexitarian or pescatarian. I'm a vegetarian.
Do you flake out on social invitations? (Accept and change your mind at the last minute.)	Sometimes Rarely / Never
Do you think most people your age would guess what kinds of music you listen to or don't listen to just by looking at you?	Yes. No.
Do trees have souls?	Yes No	Anything is possible.
If you came across a word you didn't know while reading, would you stop to look up its definition?	Yes. No. Maybe.
Have you ever thrown an object in anger during an argument?	Yes. No.
If you saw a man knitting in public what would you think?	He's gay. He's hot. He's just secure in his masculinity. He's weird.	I wouldn't care; none of my business.
Do you ever feel it is important to answer questions like these in certain denominations or multiples? (e.g., You can't stop until you've answerd a multiple of 5 questions or the total number of questions you've answered ends in 2.)	Yes. No.
Imagine your date starts groping you in the car while you're driving. Which would you be most likely to do?	Pull over immediately and return the favor. Find the nearest hotel room. Roll with the flow and keep driving. Tell them to stop.
If your significant other turned down sex in favor of a video game, after you have already had sex three times that day, would you be offended?	Yes. No.
Not ideally, but realistically, do you flock to the "bad" boys/girls?	Yes No
Do you think most people tell at least one lie most days?	Yes No
How would you feel about a significant other collecting toys that are generally considered appropriate for children?	Positive. Negative. Neutral or indifferent.
Would you read a book recommended to you by a significant other?	Yes. No. Maybe, depending on the book.
When you fall in love with someone, do you go ahead and tell them, or do you wait for them to say they love you first?	I go ahead and tell them. I wait until they say it. I don't really care. Never been in love.	At least to state that I like her.
I accept other people's quirks:	Enthusiastically Readily Grudgingly Not at all
Have you ever given an answer on a test or quiz that you knew with perfect certainty to be correct, even though you were confident another answer was expected and that your 'correct choice' would not receive credit?	Yes. No.
Is art important to you?	Yes No
Do you want your partner to be kinkier than you?	Yes No Not possible
Which type of education would you prefer for your children?	Public. Private. Religious. Home.
Do you typically speak and write in a clear, precise manner?	Yes, almost always. Yes, but only for classes/work. It depends on my mood. Ha, my language is vague and messy.
If you found out the person you're dating cannot achieve orgasm without being slapped hard across the face, would you be willing to satisfy them in this way?	Yes. No.
Do you Google someone before a first date?	Yes. Knowledge is power! No. Why spoil the mystery?
Do you have any tattoos?	I have 1 or more BIG tattoos I have 1 or more LITTLE tattoos I have no tattoos
How important would it be for you to have a work schedule that is similar to your partner's work schedule?	Very important. Somewhat important. Not at all important.
What's your take on "professional" wrestling?	I love it - Give me ringside seats. It's ok. If it's on, I might watch. I don't care for it. I think anyone who watches it is stupid.
Have you typically researched the policies of companies before you bought products from them?	Yes. No.
Regardless of your actual age, do you consider yourself to be an adult?	Yes. No. Only some of the time.
Do you have a child or children?	Yes No
Someone you are interested in sometimes becomes very emotional over forms of art (movies, music, poetry.) How does this make you feel?	They are a sissy It's cool / ok I am the same way
Is it easy for you to throw away things that you don't really use anymore?	Yes. No.	Sometimes difficult sentimentally.
You have just been unfairly laid off from work. As you are leaving, you have an opportunity to steal something of value, and nobody would know. Would you take it?	Yes No
Would you ever consider dating a Catholic?	Yes Hesitant, but willing No Only if he/she was non-practicing
How often do you wear underwear?	Always Usually Rarely Never	Panties and Sports Bra; I am a Tomgirl.
Imagine that, through some misfortune, your significant other loses the ability to have sex again. Do you stay with them?	Yes. No. Only if we're free to have sex with someone else.
Would you date someone with a mental illness?	Yes Depends on the illness Only if they're symptom free through treatment No
Do you usually blurt things out, or do you think carefully before speaking?	Blurt it out Think carefully
What do you think of laws that make smoking illegal in bars and restaurants?	I support the laws I oppose the laws
Would you consider connecting with someone whose relationship status is 'seeing someone' or 'married'?	Yes to both No to both Yes to 'seeing someone' only Yes to 'married' only
Do you believe that art and literature courses are important to students, even if they are majoring in other fields?	Yes, absolutely. I like them, but don't know if they're important. No, why waste their time?
Do you like the taste of beer?	Yes No
Should healthcare be funded by the government?	Yes, for everyone. Yes, but only for certain people. No. I'm not sure.
Do you know CPR?	Yes No Only the basics/never finished the course.
Do you pick up after yourself? Be honest.	Always. Yeah, when I have the time. No, I live in filth. No, my mom/roommate/partner mostly does it for me.
Guys/girls who are tall and lanky:	Love it! Hate it! Don't particularly care
Have you ever purchased a math textbook purely for your own enjoyment?	Yes. No.
Do you consider yourself to be good at clear verbal communication?	Yes No Sometimes
Do you consider yourself to be a picky eater?	Yes. No.
Someone you like is drunkenly flirting with you. You know that with a sober mind this person would never engage in casual sex, but now it seems that they're willing. What do you do?	Take advantage of the situation Absolutely nothing
You're dating someone new. You discover that they have a housemate the same sex as you. This:	Makes you feel uncomfortable Doesn't faze you one bit
Do you enjoy crossword puzzles or jumbled word puzzles?	Yes No
Would you run into a burning building to rescue your pet?	Yes, without a doubt No, it's only an animal I'm not sure/Depends on the conflagration I don't have a pet
Imagine you're having the perfect conversation with your ideal partner. What are you doing?	Telling stories Debating Agreeing Making plans
Who is more annoying, the person who talks too much or the person who doesn't talk enough?	The person who talks too much. The person who doesn't talk enough.
Would you be turned off by the idea of dating someone who has never been kissed?	Yes No Don't know
You've been gone for a day, and didn't tell your boyfriend/girlfriend where you were, you come to find ten messages on your answering machine from him/her. You find this...	Unsettling A bit much, but understandable Very sweet I wouldn't think anything of it
Have you ever faked an orgasm during sex?	Yes. No.
Have you created a 'Things To Do Before I Die' list?	Yes. No.
Would you date a recovering (non-drinking) alcoholic?	Yes. No.
On average, which best describes how often you GET WICKED DRUNK?	Twice a week or more Weekly / Bi-Weekly Once every month or three. Seldom or never.
If your significant other actively participates in an activity that you are not really interested in, would you go to offer support if they wanted you to?	Yes, as often as I could. Yes, I'd go occasionally. Maybe once or twice, to say I did. No, I would not.
You're out on the street and you encounter some people speaking a foreign language. What's your reaction?	You're in our country; speak our language! No big deal. Cool, what language are they speaking? (in their language) Hi, how are you?
How would you react if a partner bought you an outfit to be worn during sex?	Positively. Negatively. Indifferently. It would depend upon the outfit.
Does silence make you uncomfortable?	Yes No Depends on the situation
If someone identifies as a feminist, does that raise or lower your opinion of them?	It raises my opinion. It lowers my opinion. It has no effect on my opinion.
What would be more likely to bother you in a relationship?	Not enough space Not enough affection
Do you have a survival kit prepared just in case a disaster occurs and normal services are disrupted for an extended period of time?	Yes. No.
You're on a first date at a restaurant. You're most likely to order:	Something relatively inexpensive. Something light and healthy. Something that isn't too messy to eat. Whatever I want, of course.
Do you believe that your government should fund embryonic stem cell research that would require the destruction of additional human embryos?	Yes. No. I'm not sure. I don't care.
Which describes you better?	Warm-hearted Cool-headed
Should governments control population by placing legal limits on childbearing?	Yes. No, that violates human rights. No, that is against my spiritual beliefs. No, for other reasons.
Do you like wearing formal attire?	Yes, I love dressing up. Occasionally, when I need to. No / It makes me uncomfortable. No opinion/Never had to
Do you enjoy crude humor, dirty jokes, and the like?	Yes, and I often try to push the boundaries! Usually, yes. Not in most cases, no. Absolutely not at all.
Are you a good liar?	Yes No
Would you consider having sex in a graveyard?	Yes, anything goes. Yes, but only with the living. No.
Do you make any special efforts to support small, independent businesses instead of the big chains?	Yes, I support the little guys whenever I can. No, I prefer dealing with big business chains. I support whoever has superior products/services. This does not concern me at all.
Say you're with someone you really care about, and they reveal their deepest, darkest secret. Which of the following would be most likely to scare you away?	A sexual fetish. A bad temper. A mild mental illness. A history of bad credit.
If a very skinny stray cat were to come to your doorstep, would you feed it, believing that if you did, it would probably keep coming back?	Yes - I would consider adopting it. Yes, but I could make no further commitment to it. No - Someone else should feed it. No - I would try to scare it away.
You are interested in someone, and you discover that they were a nerd in high school. How does this affect your opinion of them?	Favorably. Unfavorably. It makes no difference.
Do you lift weights?	Yes No
Would the world be a better place if people with low IQs were not allowed to reproduce?	Yes No
Have instant ramen noodles ever been your nutritional mainstay for more than 2 weeks?	Yes. No.
Is a sinful or immoral thought just as bad as acting on that thought?	Yes, it's just as bad. No, it's not as bad. A thought can't be sinful or immoral. I'm not sure.
Would you consider dating someone who has been divorced more than once?	Yes. No.
Have you ever dyed your hair a real crazy, unnatural color?	Yes No
Should drunk drivers who kill people in auto crashes face the death penalty?	Yes. No.
Would you allow a pet to sleep on your bed?	Yes. No. Maybe.
Of the following, which do you spend the most time doing while taking a bath or shower?	Washing and/or conditioning. Shaving. Relaxing. Masturbating.
Your significant other's family speaks a different language, and will accept you more easily if you speak it. Do you:	Learn it by taking classes Try to pick it up along the way Do nothing
You're shopping for something and have three versions to choose from. Which do you pick?	The one with the most style. The one with the most features. The one with the lowest price.
In a potential mate, is ditzyness a turn-on or a turn-off?	Turn-on. I find scatterbrained people cute. Turn-off. I find easily-confused types annoying. I'm neutral / it depends on their other traits.
Do you believe that scientific investigation is the only effective method to gain meaningful knowledge about the universe?	Yes. No. I'm not sure.
How often do you tell your platonic friends that you love them?	Almost every time I see them. Occasionally. Never.
A difference of opinion over which of the following topics would most likely make you think twice about dating someone?	Abortion Politics Death Penalty None of these would.
In a certain light, couldn't being homeless be exciting?	Yes No
Should adults be required by law to wear seatbelts when riding as passengers in automobiles?	Yes. No.
Would you prefer it if fashion models were the same size and bodytype as the average citizen?	Yes No
Jealousy: healthy or unhealthy, in the context of a relationship?	Healthy Unhealthy
Would you object to someone bringing a young child along on a first date?	Yes. No.
Do you like putting together jigsaw puzzles?	Yes. No.
Which is worse: starving children or abused animals?	Starving children. Abused animals. Neither, both are good. Neither, they are equally bad.
Could you be in a relationship with someone who had been previously sexually abused?	Yes Yes - if that didn't affect our sex life. I'm Not Sure No
Do you look up lyrics on the internet for songs that you like?	Often. Sometimes. Seldom. Never.
Consider the recent fictional movies you have watched. Which of the following aspects do you find most disturbing?	Sex. Violence. Racial or cultural stereotyping. None of the above disturbs me.
Do you space out or daydream a lot?	All the time Rarely / never Sometimes
Would you say your actions are guided more by your head or your heart?	Head Heart Genitalia
Would you ever use paper plates just to avoid doing dishes?	Yes. No.
Do you leave the lights on after leaving a room when they are no longer necessary?	Always - I don't think about turning lights off. Usually - This isn't very important. Sometimes - I try to save energy but do forget. Rarely or never - That would be wasteful.
Would you ever consider having a friendship based primarily on sex, with no intentions for love, romance, or long-term commitment?	Yes. No.
Do you enjoy provoking people just to get a response.	Often. Sometimes. Never.
Do you read the dedications and introductions when you're reading a book?	Yes, always or almost always Occasionally, if I'm interested No, I just get right to it I don't read / don't read books with introductions
How important is it that your partner be willing and able to participate in meaningful philosophical conversations?	Extremely important. Somewhat important. Not at all important.
Do you ever drink alcohol in order to lower your inhibitions with the opposite sex?	Yes No
Does netspeak (e.g., afk, brb, How RU?, lol, rotfl, ttyl, etc.) bother you?	Yes. No. Some of the time - It depends. I don't know.
Have you ever spent more than 8 hours straight playing video games?	Yes No. Anyone who does is a loser.
Do you own a gun?	Yes No
Are you okay with people who grow marijuana for their own personal use?	Yes. No.
Do you think that the psychological differences between human males and females are better explained by nature or nurture?	Nature. Nurture. The two play a nearly equal role. I'm not sure.
Do you think drug use with your partner can be a romantic activity?	Yes No
When you offer criticism, how is it most often received?	As constructive. As destructive. Some of both - It depends upon the situation. I don't offer criticism.
When you are feeling down or blue, which is most comforting to you?	Food. Sex. Exercise. Music.
Would you consider performing anilingus on a partner who asked you to?	Yes. No.
If you had to guess, do you think humans will go extinct in the next 1000 years?	Yes No	I don't know.
How much does physical attractiveness matter to you in a match?	A lot A little Not at all
For you personally, is abortion an option in case of an accidental pregnancy?	Yes No
How often do you gamble?	Often. Rarely. Never.
How do you usually feel toward authority figures (teachers/instructors, police officers, etc.)?	Grateful or appreciative Aggressive or angry Indifferent Sexually attracted	But SERIOUSLY Upset at the corrupted Jerkops.
Imagine you have a partner who is able to provide financially for you and any children. Would you consider taking a stay-at-home role?	Yes. No.
Do you ever pick food off of other people's plates?	Yes, without asking. Yes, but only after asking. No.
Have you ever been married?	Yes No
Do you believe in karma?	Yes No
How often do you try new things (food, activities, music, whatever) that you've never tried before?	Several times per week, or more. Several times per month. Several times per year. Rarely or never.
Should evolution and creationism be taught side-by-side in school?	Yes, students should hear both sides No, creationism has no place in schools No, evolution has no place in schools
What's the highest level of education you've completed?	Graduate School College High School Junior High
Is there a point in a relationship where it can get "too serious"?	Yes No
Imagine you've been dating someone. After a year, they explain to you for the first time that they can see ghosts/spirits. How would you react?	I'd immediately terminate the relationship. I'd be excited about the possibilities. I'd encourage a psychiatric evaluation. I'd compare notes because I can see them, too.
Do you ever rehearse or plan conversations before actually having them?	Yes. No.
When it comes to art, do you prefer works that are abstract or representational?	Abstract. Representational. I like both kinds equally. I'm not a big fan of art.
If you found out your partner was cheating on you, would you cheat on them in revenge?	Yes, they have it coming! No, I'd confront them. No, I'd dump them on the spot. Maybe, if one of their friends is cute.
Which would you rather lose?	the right to bear arms the right to vote
What haircolor, or shade, do you prefer?	Dark (Black, Brown, Auburn) Light (Blonde, Light Brown, Red) Other (Neon, Obviously Dyed) I have no preference
Which of the following would you consider yourself?	Neat Freak Clean, but can deal with a little mess Average Messy
How do you describe yourself politically?	As a Republican As a Democrat As a an Independent/Something Else None of these / I'm not American	Moderate
How important is it that incoming messages on OkCupid come from people who have a high match percentage with you?	Very important. Somewhat important. Not at all important.
Your family dog/cat is diagnosed with an illness, and the vet bill will be $2,000. Do you :	Save Fluffy--to hell with the expense! Grudgingly pay the bill. Have Fluffy put down
How do you feel about people with past addictions?	Completely uninterested Extremely hesitant A little hesitant Totally fine
How important is it to you that a potential partner continues to educate himself/herself as an adult?	Very important. Somewhat important. Not at all important. Actually, this would be a turn-off.	It is one's choice to further educate.
If you were to be with one person for the rest of your life, which of the following would you fear most?	Partner's unfaithfulness. Partner's eventual unattractiveness. Insufficient sex. Lack of communication.
Do animals have "souls" like humans do?	Yes No
Other than when going to bed for the night, how often do you fall asleep while watching TV?	Frequently. Occasionally. Never.	But I have it tuned to Music Choice Easy Listening.
When chatting with a potential friend/significant other online, is use of proper grammar and spelling important to you?	Yes No
War. What is it good for?	Absolutely nothing. Some things. Many things. Everything.
How trusting are you where it concerns your government?	Completely. Somewhat. Not at all.
When cooking food in the microwave, do you often impatiently hit the cancel button within the last few seconds rather than waiting?	Yes No I don't have/use a microwave
Have you smoked a cigarette in the last 6 months?	Yes No
Which is closest to your reaction to foul language?	It doesn't bother me at all. It's ok as long as it isn't every other word. It bothers me a little. It bothers me a lot.
Do you laugh when somebody trips and falls?	Yes, almost always No, almost never Occasionally
How would you describe your body?	Slender Average Athletic Voluptuous
Goth chicks?	Sexy Lame I don't know
Excluding childhood fights, have you ever punched someone in the face?	Yes No
What's your opinion of male crossdressers?	I have no problem with them. You go girls! I respect them, but they still freak me out. Whatever they do in private is their business. I do not approve of them.
Did a parent or guardian ever actually wash your mouth out with soap?	Yes. No.
Imagine you are put on hold while making a telephone call. A song you like comes on while you wait. Would you sing along?	Yes, definitely. Probably. Probably not. No, definitely not.
When telling stories, do you like to exaggerate?	Yes No
Do you think you can tell how good someone is at sex by how they move on the dance floor?	Yes. No.
Do you think a girl with hairy underarms is necessarily unattractive?	Yes No
In a relationship I like to discuss politics with my partner.	All the time! Sure. I'm interested in sharing our beliefs. Sometimes. It depends. Hardly. Politics are boring or personal.
What is the longest you have gone without sleep?	Less than 18 hours. 18 to 24 hours. 24 to 36 hours. More than 36 hours.
Do you play or have you ever played a Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game?	I enjoy playing them I'm a recovering addict - never again No, but I'd like to try one Not my type of thing / NO IDEA
Honestly, which do you do more of?	Watch television Read
Do you know the first name of every person you've ever made out with?	Yes No
Has Christianity made the world better or worse?	Better Worse No opinion / Not sure
How important is art in your daily life?	Very Important Somewhat Important Not Important I don't care
How do you feel about falling in love?	I love it and want it very much I try to avoid it I like to just let it happen I'm indifferent / not sure
Which of the following would you be most disturbed to find in a 13-year-old child's room?	Condoms. Illegal drugs. Pornography. Weapons.
During a romantic evening at your significant others' house, he or she puts on a slow song and asks you to dance. How would you respond?	Very romantic! I'm up for it! I think its corny, but I'll do it anyway! Not my kinda thing. I'm not sure.
Sharing a toothbrush with your partner is…	Utterly disgusting Okay, sometimes A sign of closeness
How do you generally feel about people who tend to hug others whom they've just met?	More positive than negative. More negative than positive. Indifferent.
Do you work out a lot?	Yes No
Have you ever played Dungeons and Dragons?	Yes No
If you had to name your greatest motivation in life thus far, what would it be?	Love Wealth Expression Knowledge
Imagine you are at a social event and your partner says something you disagree with strongly. Which of the following would you most likely do?	I'd support them even though I disagree. I'd just keep quiet. I'd politely disagree. I'd argue my point aggressively.
How often do you meditate?	Frequently. Rarely. Never.
Have you ever had a true one-night stand? (You met someone, had sex that night, and never contacted each other again.)	Yes No
Are you a 'double dipper'? In other words, do you ever take a bite of food and then dip it back into a shared sauce or dip?	Yes, I double dip indiscriminately. Yes, but only with family or close friends. Yes, but only with a partner. No, never.
Have you ever blacked out from drunkenness?	Yes No
If a significant other requested that you stop wearing antiperspirant or deodorant, is this something you would seriously consider?	Yes. No. I am already totally 'natural' in this way.
Suppose you're dating someone who seems to have long-term potential. You discover that they want to urinate on you during sex. Would you consider staying with this person?	Yes. No.
Could Evolution and Intelligent Design both be right?	Yes. No.
Do you prefer the people in your life to be simple or complex?	Simple Complex
How often in conversation are you likely to use an exact quote from a movie, play, or TV show?	Once a day or more. Every few days or so. Once a week or less. I never do this or I no longer do this.	TV! We talk TV! You talk some TV?^[1]
Would you date someone just for the sex?	Yes No
If you were to receive one month's salary as a gift, which of the following would come to mind first?	Save it. Spend it. Pay off debt.
With respect to sex drive, which of the following has created problems in your prior relationships?	Having a partner with a greater sex drive. Having a partner with a weaker sex drive. Both of the above. Neither of the above.
Pick the best date on this list:	A really nice restaurant A really divey bar A day at the beach
Do you prefer to eat organic food?	Yes, as much as possible I would, but it's too expensive Sometimes, if it's easy to get No / Don't Care
Does hanging out in an empty field, in the middle of no where, at 2am to watch a meteor shower sound like fun to you?	Heck yeah! I'll bring the hot cocoa/coffee/tea. I've never done it but it sounds like fun. I could take it or leave it. Sounds like a complete waste of time.
Overall, do you think that what you do (or plan to do) for a living makes the world a better or worse place?	Better. Worse. No impact. I neither work nor plan to.
Do you believe there is some unique human quality that separates us from animals?	Yes, and it was given to us by God Yes, but it has nothing to do with God No, we are just animals I don't know
Is a tongue stud a turn-on?	Yes No
Would you pose nude for a magazine?	Yes No I'm Not Sure	If I got paid to do it.
How important is it to you to have your own unique "thing" (like a weekly Girls' Night Out or Guys' Movie Night) that you don't share with your partner(s)?	Very - I need some ME time to be happy Sort of - I need friends outside of my partner Not much - I like sharing stuff with my partner I'd prefer not to have exclusive things
While evaluating someone you are dating, do you find yourself placing much importance on how good of a parent you think they'll make?	Yes. No. Just a little.
Do you wish things like vampires, fairies, werewolves, ghosts, or something along those lines were real?	Yes No	Specifically, my own Sonichu and Rosechu characters and my city of Cwcville.
Have you ever formed an opinion about a stranger in a grocery store, based primarily on the items he or she is buying?	Yes. No.
Is it possible for your partner to be too ambitious?	Yes. No.
Do you think women have an obligation to keep their legs shaved?	Yes No
Is being "in-style" with regards to fashion important to you?	Yes, Extremely Yeah, sometimes Not really No Way!
How do you feel about government-subsidized food programs (free lunch, food stamps, etc.)?	No problem It's okay, if it is not abused Okay for short amounts of time Never – Get a job
Do you believe in fate?	Yes. No.
Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?	Yes. No.
Hypothetically, do you think you would be good at being a porn star?	Yes No
Personally, is sex in a public place hotter than indoor sex?	Yes No I'm Not Sure / Wouldn't know
Do you hang out with the same group of friends almost every time you go out?	Yes. No.
Can two people fall in love without ever meeting in person?	Yes. No.
Where did you graduate in your high school class?	Top 5% Top 20% Top Half Bottom Half
Would you prefer to live in an old house with character and history or a brand spanking new one?	Old New
If I saw someone checking out my significant other, I'd feel:	flattered / proud protective / concerned unchanged
Would you ever record a video of yourself having sex?	Yes No
Have you ever intentionally left a book in a public place, hoping someone else would pick it up and read it?	Yes. No.
Do you more often get angry with yourself or with other people?	Myself Others
Do you like to go clubbing?	Yes, I prefer to go alone. Yes, I prefer to go with a date. Yes, I prefer to go with friends. No. I do not like to go clubbing.
Would you consider living with a partner who does not want any pets?	Yes. No.
Would you be willing to adopt a child?	Yes No I only want adopted children. I don't want children.
You're in a cabin and it is freezing cold. If you don't start a fire soon, you will surely die. You only have two flammable items for kindling. Which do you use to get the fire going?	My country's flag. The only copy of a great and important book. Neither - I'd rather freeze to death. Both - I have no hesitation burning either.
How do you feel about age differences in relationships?	I prefer someone close to my own age I prefer someone older I prefer someone younger Doesn't matter to me
Are you smarter than most people?	Yes No
Do you, or have you ever, read a text book or technical manual for fun/pleasure?	Yes No
You are more romantic than most people you know.	True False
Have you ever gone white water rafting?	Yes, I love it No, never Yes, but never again No, but I'd like to
Once you're intimate, how often would you and your significant other have sex?	Every day About every other day Once or twice a week A few times a month or less
Do you have names planned out for future children?	Yes. No. No, and I'm not planning on any future children.
If you hooked up with someone and a pregnancy unexpectedly resulted, would you feel that you should get married?	Yes. No.
Do you own any shiny or form-fitting clothing?	Yes No
Have you ever cosplayed? (Dressed up as a comic/anime character)	Yes No, and I wouldn't be interested No, but it sounds cool
How do you feel about the Pro-Ana movement (anorexic women forming support groups to encourage each other in anorexia)?	It horrifies me I guess they can do what they want if they're 18 People have an unqualified right to their own body I'm not sure	I would support it if it was towards Recovery, not the sad act.
Some religions are more correct than others.	True False
Which best represents your opinion of same-sex relationships?	Girl-on-girl is okay, but guy-on-guy is wrong. Guy-on-guy is okay, but girl-on-girl is wrong. All same-sex relationships are wrong. It's all fine by me.
Do you masturbate?	Yes No
Are you an intellectual? In the context of this question, intellectual means someone who loves learning, often for its own sake.	Yes No I find learning boring
Would you consider dating someone who is a full-time student?	Yes. No.
Do you like holding hands?	Yes No
Do you like traveling?	Yes No
Do you think it is possible for someone to be an Atheist and still have a solid moral framework by which to live?	Yes. No.
Is interracial marriage a bad idea?	Yes No	It is good for some people, but I would not date a black woman
Have you ever had an abortion/requested a mate to get one?	Yes No
Do you like fireplaces?	Yes. No. I don't know.
Are you a Buddhist?	Yes No
Is it okay to live with someone you're dating, even before you're engaged or married?	Yes No
Do you know what a 'safeword' is, in a sexual context?	Yes No
Do you have any "extreme" piercings (this includes anything other than ears, nose, or navel)?	Yes No
Have you ever had a sexual encounter with someone of the same sex?	Yes, and I enjoyed myself. Yes, and I did not enjoy myself. No, and I would never. No, but I would like to.
Do you mind getting really dirty working or playing outside?	No - I'm never clean! No - I clean up well. Yes - I hate dirt!
Are you totally comfortable being naked around your lover, not just during sex?	Yes No
Did America really put a man on the moon?	Yes No
If a close friend doesn't call you for a week, do you start worrying that he hates you?	Yes No
Can you change a tire on your own?	Yes No
Would you consider dating someone a LOT more sexually experienced than you?	Yes No
Do you believe that regular sex is necessary in maintaining a healthy relationship?	Yes No
Do you kiss on the first date?	Under the right circumstance, Yes Never Always	I would let it be her choice.
Do you hunt animals for sport?	Yes. No.
Would you prefer to date someone way dumber than you, or way smarter?	Way smarter Way dumber
Do you feel there are any circumstances in which a person is obligated to have sex with you?	Yes No
Have you ever lead someone on romantically just for fun?	Yes. No.
Are you Jewish?	Yes No
Do you feel nauseated at the sight of blood?	Yes, if it's someone else's. Yes, if it's mine. Yes to both above. No
Would you be willing to go shopping for sex toys?	Yes. No. Online only.
Have you ever had unwanted hair removed by waxing?	Yes. No.
The idea of gay and lesbian couples having children is:	Acceptable. Not acceptable.
Would you date someone who doesn't own a car?	Yes No
Do you think physical love is necessary for happiness in life?	Yes No	Touching/holding hands minimal
If a potential partner has children living in their home, would it be important for you to meet them before you committed yourself to a relationship?	Yes. No.
In a conversation are you usually...	Listening Waiting to speak
Is it okay for a girl to talk openly about her sexual exploits?	Yes No
Some friends invite you to go camping where there are no showers, no toilets, and no services. The only luxuries would be those you could carry in a pack on your back. Do you go?	Yes. No.
Would you date someone who was looking for true love - but no sex, at all, ever?	Yes No
Does someone who refuses to take care of their body (e.g. diet, cleanliness, etc.) have the right to complain about not getting laid?	Yes No I don't want to answer this question
People who throw cigarette butts out of their car window...	Are not doing any real harm Are being insensitive and/or rude
How does having sex with someone usually affect your emotional attachment to them?	I become more attached. I become less attached. I told you. I'm a virgin. It stays about the same.
Who do you think was smartest on this list?	Einstein Shakespeare Mozart Jesus
Agree or disagree: "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few (or the one)."	Agree Disagree
If someone described themselves as 'just an average guy/gal', how would this most likely affect your opinion of them?	Positively. Negatively. It would depend on other factors.
How many children would you ideally like to have?	None 1-2 3-4 5 or more!
Would you date someone who still lives with his/her parents?	Yes No
How should people spell "women"?	Women Womyn, or other feminist spelling revisions I don't care either way
Do humans and modern primates (apes, chimps, etc) share a common evolutionary ancestor?	Yes No Unsure
You have a one-time opportunity to use a machine with a numbered dial, which, when turned, adds that number to both your IQ and your weight. What do you do?	Turn it up -- I'd love the extra smarts. Turn it down -- I'm smart 'n' chunky Don't touch that dial -- I like myself as is.
Have you ever tried any sexual roleplaying, such as student/teacher or patient/nurse?	All the time. It really turns me on! Yes, on occasion. I have to be in the mood. No, but it sounds interesting. No, and it isn't going to happen. Ever.
How often are you open with your feelings?	Always Usually Rarely Never
Do you like watching foreign movies with subtitles?	Yes No Can’t answer without a subtitle
If one of your potential matches were overweight, would that be a dealbreaker?	Yes, even if they were slightly overweight. Yes, but only if they were obese. No. No, in fact I prefer overweight people.
Would you do a striptease for your mate?	Yes No Maybe / Unsure
In your current music collection, do you have more independent artists or big name superstars?	Independent Big name superstars A mix of both I don't have a music collection
Is it ever okay to kill another human being?	Yes. Yes, to save your own life. Yes, if the government orders it. Never.
Do you remember dreams that you had as a child?	Yes, only good dreams. Yes, only bad dreams. Yes, both good and bad dreams. No.
How frequently do you drink alcohol?	Very often Sometimes Rarely Never
If you were going away for two weeks, how far in advance would you start packing?	I would pack at least two days before I leave. I would pack on the day before I leave. I would pack on the same day I leave. I would not pack at all.
Do you have any credit cards?	Yes No
Do you like horror movies?	Yes No
Before people find out your real age, what do they usually assume?	That I'm younger than I really am. That I'm older than I really am. They are usually very close. I haven't noticed a pattern.
Psychic tells Joe he's going to have a car accident.... Joe does. What most likely happened?	Psychic really did see the event ahead of time Joe believed so much he made/allowed it happen Chance: Car accidents aren't so rare
Is it okay to search your child's room, to make sure they aren't doing anything you don't want them to do?	Yes. Only with probable cause. No, their right to privacy is too important.
Boardgames?	I love boardgames, let's go play. Boardgames are okay, I guess. I'd rather do something else.
You just prepared some food in your kitchen and made a mess. Do you:	Clean up immediately. Clean up immediately after eating. Postpone the cleanup for later. Not cleanup at all.
What kind of shape are you in?	Great Average Shitty	Physically: Average; Mentally: Stressed; Emotionally: Fair to Good.
What do you usually wear when you sleep?	Pajamas. Underwear. Nothing. Something else.
Would you consider being in a relationship with someone who has had homosexual sex?	Yes No I'm Not Sure / Depends how serious it was	Only with Straight, Lesbians or Bi-Women.
Do you usually add salt to your meals?	Yes No
Are your birth parents divorced?	Yes No They were never married!
What is your position on hunting?	I approve of hunting for food and sport. I approve of hunting for food only. I do not approve of hunting at all.
Does the car someone drives say a lot about their character?	Yes. No.
Have you used psychedelic drugs (LSD, mescaline, peyote, etc.) or would you like to?	Yes, I have used psychedelic drugs. No, I have not used them and I would not try them. No, I have not used them but I would try them.
How much does the sound of a person's voice affect their attractiveness to you?	A lot A little Not at all
Is it easy for you to achieve orgasm?	Yes, with skill and sometimes patience Yes, any time the wind picks up No, and I find it somewhat frustrating No, but don't worry, I'm enjoying myself
How often do you do things out of spite?	Very often. Sometimes. Rarely. Never.
In a serious relationship, do you feel it's important to keep your significant other informed of the details of your day-to-day life?	Yes No Some I don't do serious relationships
Are you fetish-friendly?	Bring out the toys! Never tried it, but I'm open-minded. Not sure/don't know what they really are. Ew!
How do you feel about documentaries?	Yay! Okay NO.
Would you ever consider having sex in a church?	Yes. No.
How often do you use profane language?	Never Once in a while Often Almost always	Mostly when I am feeling really stressed.
Do you believe that your vote makes a difference?	Yes. No.
Other than as an end to suffering, have you ever truly hoped that another person would die?	Yes. No.
What is your opinion on freckles?	They turn me on. The more the merrier! They turn me off. Give me flawless skin, please. I could take them or leave them. A light dusting can be cute.
Are you accepting of other people?	I'm highly benevolent I'm selective I'm fussy I'm a hard-nosed bastard
Have you ever been cruel to another person?	Yes. No.
Do you enjoy reading and/or watching Shakespearean plays?	Yes No / Not really / Only for school
Who would you rather compete against?	Someone less skilled than yourself Someone evenly matched Someone more skilled
Are you, or have you ever been, in a band? (A solo act is fine, too. Don't count school bands.)	Yes No
If a government were brutally oppressing you, what would you do?	Organize peaceful resistance Join the oppressive government Move/escape away to a benign power Break out the .50 sniper rounds
Do you enjoy discussing politics?	Yes No
How often do you skimp on sleep during the week and "catch up" on it during the weekend?	Routinely. Somewhat often. Only under special circumstances. Never.	Not sure
Could you date someone who does drugs?	No Yes, but only soft stuff like marijuana Yes
Have you ever attended a political demonstration or convention?	Yes No
If you were out to dinner and your date was a vegetarian would you still order meat?	Yes No I'm Not Sure/ I would ask them first I'm vegetarian too
Do spelling mistakes annoy you?	Yes No
Have you ever created a piece of art for a friend, just because you were thinking of them?	Yes. No.
What is too big of an age gap between you and a partner?	5 years 10 years 15 years Age is just a number
Do you write creatively (novels, plays, poetry, and so forth)?	Call me Shakespeare Yes; only for assignments, though Not really / no
How often do you brush your teeth?	Twice or more a day Once a day Only on days I feel like it Rarely / never
Do you talk in your sleep?	Yes / Sometimes No / Very Rarely I'm Not Sure / Maybe
In the line “Wherefore art thou Romeo?,” what does “wherefore” mean?	Why Where How Who cares / wtf?
When facing a complicated situation, can you easily put yourself in another person's shoes and consequently see things from his or her point of view?	Yes No Sometimes	It would take a little while for me, but I do have empathy.
Would you enjoy going to an all night dance party?	Yes. No.	Maybe
Do people that you've dated/tried to date ever tell you that you're just too "nice"?	Yes No
Could you live without the Internet?	Yes No
Your date for the evening surprises you with a pair of opera tickets. You	ask whether Domingo or Carreras is singing. say 'I've never been before, but fun!' go along to avoid hurting your date's feelings. develop a sudden, severe case of the flu.
When you've just been to a great movie, read a great book, or listened to a great album, how would you rather discuss it?	Recommend it to someone who isn't familiar with it Analyze it with someone who is familiar with it. I'd rather keep my thoughts to myself.
Which are you better at remembering, names or faces?	Names. Faces.
Do you think angry or pornographic music lyrics should be kept, by law, away from kids?	Yes No
Which makes for a better relationship?	Passion Dedication
Would you rather…	be tied up during sex do the tying avoid bondage all together
Which is your favorite season?	Summer. Fall. Winter. Spring.
How far would you be willing to travel to meet a person of interest who also has a high match percentage for you here on OkCupid?	Up to 20 miles (32km) 21 to 100 miles (33 to 161km) 101 to 500 miles (162 to 805km) More than 500 miles (805km)
If you're in a relationship you expect will last for the rest of your life, is it important to you that it be the most satisfying sexual relationship you have ever had?	Yes No
Imagine that scientists create a new drug. When swallowed as a pill, it will completely and permanently eliminate feelings of guilt for prior events. Testing reveals that there are no harmful medical side effects. How should this pill be distributed?	Over the counter to anyone who wants it. By doctor's prescription only. It should not be distributed at all.	The Trolls have tricked and blackmailed me into doing out-of-my-character deeds I am not at all proud of, and I would like to feel a Lot Less Stress from them if I can forget them.
Are you Christian?	Yes No
If I had to choose among the following for an ideal romantic partner, I'd choose:	Someone attractive and kind. Someone smart and kind. Someone attractive and smart.
You win a contest for a choice between two million dollar homes, you take...	Urban penthouse Tropical beachhouse

2014 Answers--LevelUpQueen

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In late 2014, after Chris came out as a "lesbian identified male," he answered over 500 more questions. An incomplete sample is provided here. As in the previous table, Chris's answers are marked with an underline.

Question	Answers	Explanation
Is it equally bad for a man and woman to cheat on a partner?	Yes No, it is worse if a man cheats. No, it is worse if a woman cheats. I have no problem with cheating either way.	I would rather be mutually honest with my wife in the matter.
Are nudity and pornography the same thing?	Yes. No.	nudity is the person being naked; pornography is the IMAGE OR VIDEO content of naked people. You would be an idiot for thinking the two to be the same.
Would you sabotage contraceptives to have kids even though your mate doesn't want kids?	Yes No I'm Not Sure	That is dishonest!
Do you think partial birth abortion should be banned?	Yes, absolutely No, absolutely not I’m Not Sure I’m conflicted/I don’t know enough to say.	Partial Birth? What, the head isn't enough, you want the child to be a quadriplegic?
Does it bother you when people TyP3 LiK3 ThIS oN pUrPoSe? (Be honest.)	Yes No	It's a good play on words, but too much of it would be annoying.
Would you ever film a sexual encounter without your partner knowing?	Yes No I’m Not Sure	I would rather have her consent first.
Manners are:	Important Not very important I fart on this question	But not mandatory under some circumstances.
While walking down the street, you see an amazingly attractive member of the gender of your preference. He/she is completely naked and floating three feet in the air. Which do you find more intriguing?	The fact that he/she is naked The fact that he/she is defying gravity	What the hell?
When would you prefer to settle a disagreement?	Now. Later. Never.	I would have to think it over first.
Is it's better to have an open-relationship because there'll be cheating in monogamous relationships anyways.	True False	I do not believe it as an inevitable, but I do feel an open relationship is healthy for the happiness of my woman partner, especially if she feels need to take a break from me for a while, or if I am unable to please her at the time. As long as we were mutually honest with each other. I would still be loyal and supportive to her.
Should sex education be given to children under 15?	Yes No I’m Not Sure	With DATING EDUCATION!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you were otherwise willing to enter into a marriage or life-long partnership, would you consider signing a prenuptial or equivalent agreement at the request of your partner?	Yes. No.	I would want to read it first.
If you had an eighteen year old son or daughter who wanted to become an adult film star, how would you react?	I would encourage him or her I would discourage him or her. I would encourage my son, but not my daughter. I would encourage my daughter, but not my son.	But if that's what they feel of real want or need, I will support them.
Should it be socially acceptable for women have the choice/right to be topless in any area where it is ok for men to be topless?	Yes No	I sincerely wish it was not acceptable for Men to be topless in the first place. UGH!!!
Gay marriage—should it be legal?	Yes No
Do you expect your partner to back you up in a dispute if you're in the wrong?	Yes No	That would be up to my her.
You go on a date with someone, and during the date you say you would like to go out again. The next day you change your mind. How do you let them know?	Call them and tell them you’ve changed your mind Wait for them to call you, and then tell them Ignore all of their calls/e-mails/faxes to you Keep seeing them, but half-heartedly	I would rather be honest.
Could you live a life full of traveling?	Yes No	I'm not certain.
Would you consider dating someone who's had a gender change?	Yes No I’m Not Sure	I have Image Googled females who went under the surgery; I did not like the results at all.
"The customer is always right."	True. False.	They may make a poor choice by mistake.
If you were going to have a daughter, which sexual orientation would you hope she would have?	Lesbian. Straight. Bisexual. It wouldn’t matter to me at all.
If you received a virus warning by email, would you forward it to friends or family?	Yes. No.	It might be a false alarm.
Do you believe in reincarnation?	Yes. No.	It is possible, but I'm not sure.
How do you take care of household pests (cockroaches, spiders and the like)?	Squish! Careful Relocation Outside I’m Not Sure Live and Let Live	I end up flushing stink bugs.
If you really clicked with someone online and were meeting them in person, how would you greet them when you met them?	Give them a friendly hug
How often do you read?	Daily – reading is a major part of my life Often – I read several books a year School – I read what I am assigned Rarely – Books are not really my thing	I'm reading something any day of the week; there are a lot of words in everything.
Are attractive people generally bad persons?	Yes No What?	Not all of them are bad
Could you date someone with abnormal amounts of body hair?	Yes No I don’t know
Are you a workaholic?	Yes. No.	I don't think so.
Do you ever use the word "gay" as an insult or pejorative?	Yes No	I really detest the misuse of the word being redefined as "Stupid".
Your lover doesn't like one of your friends! You have to choose!	Lose your friend Lose your lover I’m Not Sure	Depend on how close a friend we're talking about.
When fooling around with someone, do you sometimes have sexual fantasies about other people?	Yes No	I am not sure.
Divide your age by 2. Have you had sex with at least that many people?	Yes No
Do you approve of public nudity?	Yes. No.	Eh, Whatever.
If I saw someone do something that deeply offended me or was illegal, I would:	Confront the person.
Do you feel comfortable in an educational or academic environment?	I love it; I'd possibly make teaching a career
Toilet Seat, up or down?	Up. Down. Whatever my partner wishes. Either is fine with me.
When a relationship ends, what's the best thing to do?	Go your separate ways
Does your ideal schedule involve staying up very late at night and sleeping during the day?	Yes No	Not ideally, my internal biological clock is fickle.
Would you consider being part of a committed polyamorous relationship (i.e., three or more people but no sex outside the group)?	Yes, I like that type of polygamy. I could be convinced by the right people I am commited to total monogamy I have open relationships only
Which is your preferred communications medium for long-distance relationships?	Voice/video Chat/email Other I don’t do long-distance relationships	But I would not do L.D. Relationships.
Are you narcissistic?	Completely! Quite a bit A tiny bit Not at all
My hair is usually...	Very well groomed. Given a good combing. Intentionally unruly or unkempt. Left untouched.
How would you react if someone IM'd you and quickly started talking about sex?	Positively. Negatively. Indifferently.	I would be shocked mildly at first
Have you ever tasted your own sexual fluids?	Yes No, and I would never No, but I would	It tasted like chicken (grilled).
What is your opinion about softcore pornography magazines such as Playboy and Playgirl?	Shows the beauty of the human body Degrading to the models Doesn’t matter to me	The women are portrayed in a good photographic light.
Genital piercings…	Make me hot Ouch, no thanks. No opinion/Not sure
Why do you dress the way you do?	It’s a way to expressing who I am I want to look good in the eyes of others I don’t think about it much, I just wear whatever Someone else buys/picks out what I wear
Has Christianity made the world better or worse?	Better Worse No opinion/ Not sure
Is it okay for a guy to talk openly about his sexual exploits?	Yes No	If they felt comfortable talking about it, or the relationship is open.
If a police officer is found guilty of a crime, do you believe the punishment should be more or less severe than for the average citizen?	More severe. Less severe. Equally severe.	Punish the damned corrupted Jerkops!
Tongue rings - Hot or Not?	Hot. Not.	But it does good for blow jobs.
When judging people, are you harsher on them than you would be on yourself?	No, I use the same standards as for myself.
Are you comfortable with using the toilet while your partner is in the bathroom with you or being in the bathroom while he or she is using the toilet?	No way! I like my privacy.
Would you wear your partner's underclothing if they wanted you to?	Yes No
Imagine that you live in a place where public nudity is not only legal, but also socially acceptable. Assuming that the climate is favorable, how often would you be totally naked in public?	All of the time. Frequently. Occasionally. Never.	I would still wear socks and shoes.
How would you feel about dating someone who left their long-time partner heartbroken and ruined to be with you?	What’s the problem? I’d accept it, but not trust them fully. No way! I don’t know	How Dare They?!
If you could have one wish granted, who'd benefit most from it?	I would.
Are you scared of the future?	Yes, a lot Yes, a little No, not really No, not at all
Can you think of someone that you truly hate, not just severely dislike?	Yes No
Could you date someone androgynous (neither distinguishably masculine nor feminine)?	Yes No I’m Not Sure	As long as the person has the right parts for their half of the reproduction.
Do you believe there are only two genders?	Yes No I’m Not Sure
Do you think you basically conform to stereotypes about whatever sex you were born into?	Varies from day to day
How well do you handle criticism?	Not that well
For the right person, how long do you think that you could sustain a long-distance relationship?	I couldn't do one, period.
Do you think head games are unavoidable, even in the healthiest of relationships?	Yes. No.	The higher force messes with everyone's heads, and we all have Random Access Memory in our Biological Computers, so it can pop up even at random.
Do you use the word "ain't" in everyday conversation?	Yes No
Have you experienced mental illness?	Yes – severely Yes – low grade No I’m not sure
If it were possible to change your gender instantly, painlessly, reversibly, and for free, would you?	Yes. No.
Do you have enough savings and investments to comfortably survive several months of unemployment?	Usually yes, but not right now
Would you consider dating someone who confers on relationship decisions with an invisible friend whom they've had since childhood?	Yes. No.
Should public masturbation be considered a crime?	Yes. No.
Would you prefer a daughter or a son?	Daughter Son Indifferent Neither
Imagine that you are in an uncommitted relationship with someone you have grown to deeply care about. They begin to date someone else who seems to make them happier than you do. Which would you do?	Bow out. Try harder to win their love. Continue as before.	My relationship would be open, and I would want her to be happy, as long as she was honest with me.
Do you like loud concerts?	Yes No	Really depends on how loud; I prefer Not eardrum bustingly loud
Let's say you have recently met a new potential significant other. How do you feel about the "Don't call more than every other day" rule?	I would always follow it. I would follow it some of the time. I would never follow it.
Are you more attracted to virgins?	Yes No I AM a virgin	But then again, how can I tell the difference anyway.
How long does it take to know truly and understand a person you're dating?	Weeks Months Years Who really knows anyone?
Is it wrong to sleep in a bed/cuddle with a friend (of the sex you're attracted to) when you're in an exclusive relationship with someone else?	Yes, it’s wrong No, it’s not wrong Unsure/maybe	My relationship is open and I would have been honest with my wife.
A man is walking down the street and is covered with what appears to be someone's blood. Which would be closest to your response?	Call the authorities. Confront him. Do nothing other than avoid him. Ask him if he needs help.
Would you be willing to date a married couple?	Sure Maybe No
Suppose a close friend's partner is very attractive and thinks you're attractive, too. If you could enjoy a few hours of sex with them and your friend would never find out about it, would you do it?	Yes. No. Maybe.	I would rather be honest with the friend first.
Overall, do you think men should act more like women, or women should act more like men?	Women need to learn to act like men. Men need to learn to act like women. No one should change. The premise of this question angers me.
How soon would you meet your significant other's parents?	Right Away!	It is up to her.
Do you feel it is necessary to have a significant other at all times in your life?	Yes No I’m Not Sure	It would make me feel better, but she would be free in our open relationship.
Approximately how many hours per week do you dedicate to spiritual activity?	Zero. One hour or less. One to four hours. More than four hours.	I'd say my spirit is active while I am awake, but it does more when I am at rest or sleeping.
Do you have rhythm (at least enough to find the beat of a song)?	Yes No I think so, but people tell me otherwise
Are you aware of the existence of any nude photos of yourself on the Internet?	Yes. No.
How would you describe your emotional diversity?	I get extremely happy but rarely depressed I get extremely depressed and I’m rarely happy I don’t feel much of either I feel both often	It takes a lot of that something true, honest, caring and special to turn me around and keep me happy more often.
Could you date someone who never, ever, threw anything away?	Yes, junk is cool No I don’t know
Would you date someone, knowing that they had a VERY close family member (parent, sibling) who was openly gay?	Yes No I’m Not Sure If they didn’t flaunt it, it would be all right.
Assume you have a homosexual friend who is the same gender as you. Would it bother you if they hugged you?	Yes. No. Only if I thought the hug was more than friendly.	That's talking about Males hugging me; I would feel bothered if a male hugged me.
Have you ever seriously questioned your sexuality and whether it was different from what you first assumed?	Yes, and it changed. Yes, but it did not change. No.
On average, how many fast food meals do you eat in a week.	1 or less. 2-4 6-9 10 or more.
Imagine that you come home to find a partner pouring red wine all over a stranger's naked body and then licking it off. Which, if any of the following, would bother you most?	The spilled wine. The cheating. The fact that I was not invited to join in. Actually, this would not bother me.	My relationship would be open, but I would still feel shock form the surprise.
"I don't lie, I just don't say all that I could!" Is this the same as lying?	No, but it's close.	It's holding back the truth
Do you stand outside the bathroom door and talk to people while theyre taking care of business?	Only if its urgent.	Knock First

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