Sonichu Episode 1 Official Videobook

Following his tradition of poorly imitating profitable ideas, Sonichu Episode 1 Official Videobook is an "official" version of the Audiobooks Chris did to counter Vivian Gee's work.

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'Ello, you should know me by now, this is Christian Weston Chandler here.

[Shows High School Ring, grabs Scrapbook]

And I'm sitin' here-behind the camera start up my own regime of audiobooks, the OFFICIAL audiobooks. [opens Scrapbook of Fail ] Vivian is a hack when it comes to these; so I'm gonna show you how it's really done. But- you know, just to make it clear, any names, persons illustrated in the comic books, except for me macysears [??], anyone, real or fictitious... are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic.

Anyway, lets begin [Holds up cover of Sonichu 0 ] The cover for Number Zero, the hand drawn premiere issue. 'Go Sonichu, go out and zap to the es-extreme' [Nasal Voice] 'I will! Thank you Father!'

[Puts down cover, turns page, jump cut] So, were just gonna keep on going with the page flipping at this point, so moving on.

[Narrates the first page]

DER-DER-DERRR-DDEERRR [Sings the Sonichu Theme]

[Chris proceeds to 'narrate' episode 1, failing to understand narration does not mean singing poorly and miming action noises. Despite the very verbose style of writing present, Chris glosses over most of the comic, describing only the text sections regarding himself or the final details of Sonichu and Rosechu's creation. Amusingly, his chooses to act out the characters, resulting in several very gay falsettos.]

Stay tuned for more zapping adventures of Sonichu!

Analysis

Christian has failed us once more. Who's really all that surprised? From the blurry and inconsistent mic and camera (probably suffering from abuse) to lazy narration, absolutely everything is the epitome of suck. Infuriatingly, Chris considers his abomination much better than our TRUE AND ORIGINAL Audiobooks. The irony here is that Chris takes all his Sonichu shit completely seriously, while Vivian and Deth just do the Audiobooks as masochistic fun. Chris is even more lazy and less motivated about Sonichu than trolls. It's also worth noting that Chris hasn't even made real audiobooks (as he called them originally) - instead of describing what is happening in some scenes, just makes sound effects instead. Granted, this was pointed out to him shortly after he started posting them and so Chris quickly started calling them videobooks instead of audiobooks.

To recap:

• No licensed music
• Most details glossed over
• No annotations or commentary
• Low quality picture/sound
• Narrator sounds much less badass