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===[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]===
===[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]===
In the [[dating education]] episode, we see [[Simonla]] outside CWCville U talking to Zapina. Zapina refers to Simonla as "her best friend" which is creepy enough, before Simonla instructs her to get a "16 year old boy".  
In the [[dating education]] episode, we see [[Simonla Rosechu]] outside CWCville U talking to Zapina. Zapina refers to Simonla as "her best friend" which is creepy enough, before Simonla instructs her to get a "16 year old boy".  


[[Image:SimonlaThePedofork.jpg|left|thumb|200px|Someone needs to call Chris Hansen...]]
[[Image:SimonlaThePedofork.jpg|left|thumb|200px|Someone needs to call Chris Hansen...]]

Revision as of 13:43, 28 November 2012

Zapina is a fast-talking, very energetic, spunky, inquisitive little gal.
- Chris, describing his ideal partner
Curse those dumb laws!

Zapina is a fourteen-year-old Rosechu who longs to strip for women's rights. She's part-Insect... somehow, meaning she has wings and her ass glows. Where did she come from? How and why is she so much younger than all the other Electric Hedgehog Pokémon? Nobody knows, and fortunately, nobody gives a damn.

Appearance

Surprisingly, Zapina does not appear to be ripped-off wholesale from any other existing character. She does have the yellow color and ears of Pikachu, as well as the eye style of a Sonic character, but the fact that she's part-Insect is all original. Yes, you read that right: for once, Chris has "created" something that is only somewhat derivative.

Despite existing solely as a means for Chris to somehow disprove criticisms on pedophilia, she is easily the skankiest-dressed Rosechu in the series; she sports daisy-dukes and a low-cut, midriff-baring tube top, which no responsible parent would let even a high-schooler near, and appears to be wearing makeup at points.

Appearances

Sonichu #8

At the gals' protest strip for women's rights, Zapina begs the fascist Rosechu to allow her to get naked for the camera. Sensibly, Rosechu won't allow her to be present (citing "dumb laws"), until Lolisa Rosechu promises to look after her. She helps by using her powers to provide light for their retarded little strip protest.

Sonichu #9

In the dating education episode, we see Simonla Rosechu outside CWCville U talking to Zapina. Zapina refers to Simonla as "her best friend" which is creepy enough, before Simonla instructs her to get a "16 year old boy".

Someone needs to call Chris Hansen...

Pedoforkism

This makes a grand total of three Rosechus who have hinted that they would like to exploit Zapina. The first is Rosechu, who mentioned those gosh darn laws; second is Lolisa, who says it's A-OK for a child to be around women stripping nude; now Simonla seems to be trying to nudge Zapina into a sexual relationship of her own.