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#redirect [[Hyperdimension Neptunia#New hero in CWCville]]
{{quote|Originally Chris created this CPU to restore Christianity to his town, but I told him goddesses can’t worship other gods. Now he uses her to end the rioting and war in CWCville.|Idea Guy<ref name=q&a>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>}}
 
[[File:Battery-Charge Heart intro.jpg|thumb|200px|Panties or pubes? You decide.]]
[[File:Battery-Charge Heart fanart.png|thumb|200px|How Battery-Charge Heart would look if Chris was good at drawing.]]
'''Battery-Charge Heart'''; CPU of CWCville, Virginia, aka Tank Destroyer, aka Sabrina Cuca Chandler, was created by Chris in response to pressure from [[Idea Guy]] describing the nightmarish state of [[CWCville]]. She made her debut on 11 December via a Facebook post<ref>[[December 2017 Facebook posts#Introducing Battery-Charge Heart]]</ref>. Fans were quick to point out how she is scantily clad and how it would be tough to fight in the outfit (notice how short the skirt is) - even a Twitter [[white knight]] talked about being disappointed in Chris for [[Women's rights|making the "strong female" have this appearance]].
This originally uploaded image of Battery-Charge Heart appears to include the bottom corner of the holographic [[Card Games|'Sabrina' Pokémon trainer card from the 'Gym Challenge' set]], though the significance of this inclusion is unlikely to extend beyond being a visual symptom of Chris' compulsive [[Chris's room|hoarding of random crap]].
 
Her armor has [[Ego|Chris's initials]] on it.
 
Her arsenal includes:
 
* An exploding [[S-Chu Ball]] launcher
* A shield made from "the best heavy-duty lightweight allow ''[sic]''" , which can withstand 10,000 pounds of pressure
* Heavy-duty lightning blade, summoned from her subspace dimension, which can withstand one-million-plus pounds of force and cut through 100 tons of metal.
 
Note how the shield is a hundred times ''weaker'' than the sword at protection.
 
Her powers:
 
* Being able to rip a tank in half with her hands
* Being able to lift five tanks at once
* Wings which paralyze others on physical contact
 
Much like with [[Night Star]]'s array of vast mental powers, Battery-Charge Heart's repertoire of incredible physical abilities marks her as yet another wish-fulfillment power fantasy for Chris, who could [[Chris Loses It|barely rip cardboard in half]] and [[11042009 51 50|struggled with lifting 10-pound boxes of soda for bicep curls]].
 
She is heavily based on Wonder Woman. Her name is based on Battery-Charge Blue, a color by Crayola, which is Chris's favorite<ref>[[Jackie E-mails]]</ref>. Considering that no original video game consoles are produced in CWCville, it is unclear which Battery-Charge Heart is supposed to represent.
 
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Latest revision as of 15:34, 13 May 2023

Originally Chris created this CPU to restore Christianity to his town, but I told him goddesses can’t worship other gods. Now he uses her to end the rioting and war in CWCville.
Idea Guy[1]
Panties or pubes? You decide.
How Battery-Charge Heart would look if Chris was good at drawing.

Battery-Charge Heart; CPU of CWCville, Virginia, aka Tank Destroyer, aka Sabrina Cuca Chandler, was created by Chris in response to pressure from Idea Guy describing the nightmarish state of CWCville. She made her debut on 11 December via a Facebook post[2]. Fans were quick to point out how she is scantily clad and how it would be tough to fight in the outfit (notice how short the skirt is) - even a Twitter white knight talked about being disappointed in Chris for making the "strong female" have this appearance. This originally uploaded image of Battery-Charge Heart appears to include the bottom corner of the holographic 'Sabrina' Pokémon trainer card from the 'Gym Challenge' set, though the significance of this inclusion is unlikely to extend beyond being a visual symptom of Chris' compulsive hoarding of random crap.

Her armor has Chris's initials on it.

Her arsenal includes:

  • An exploding S-Chu Ball launcher
  • A shield made from "the best heavy-duty lightweight allow [sic]" , which can withstand 10,000 pounds of pressure
  • Heavy-duty lightning blade, summoned from her subspace dimension, which can withstand one-million-plus pounds of force and cut through 100 tons of metal.

Note how the shield is a hundred times weaker than the sword at protection.

Her powers:

  • Being able to rip a tank in half with her hands
  • Being able to lift five tanks at once
  • Wings which paralyze others on physical contact

Much like with Night Star's array of vast mental powers, Battery-Charge Heart's repertoire of incredible physical abilities marks her as yet another wish-fulfillment power fantasy for Chris, who could barely rip cardboard in half and struggled with lifting 10-pound boxes of soda for bicep curls.

She is heavily based on Wonder Woman. Her name is based on Battery-Charge Blue, a color by Crayola, which is Chris's favorite[3]. Considering that no original video game consoles are produced in CWCville, it is unclear which Battery-Charge Heart is supposed to represent.

References