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'''Jerkop Punislav''' is the official police cruiser/[[Samurai Pizza Bots|decepti-clone]] of the [[Jerkop|Jerk Operation Squad]]. The Punislav's design is based off either the 2006-present Dodge Charger police package or the 2005-2009 Ford Mustang Police package, although it's more likely the latter, as | '''Jerkop Punislav''' is the official police cruiser/[[Samurai Pizza Bots|decepti-clone]] of the [[Jerkop|Jerk Operation Squad]]. The Punislav's design is based off either the 2006-present Dodge Charger police package or the 2005-2009 Ford Mustang Police package, although it's more likely the latter, as Chris can only [[Transformers|replicate what Michael Bay shows]] to his stupid autistic brain. | ||
Punislav is one of the most obvious ripoffs that he has created, with almost every feature (with the notable exception of the paintjob) an exact copy of Barricade. | Punislav is one of the most obvious ripoffs that he has created, with almost every feature (with the notable exception of the paintjob) an exact copy of Barricade. | ||
The Punislav was most likely created because [[Chris and the Law| | The Punislav was most likely created because Chris got [[Chris and the Law|one too many speeding tickets]], so he decided to pretend all [[Virginia]] State Troopers were all [[Jerkops|big, mean robots]] out to kill him, when in fact, they're trying to protect the [[slow-in-the-minds|noble residents of Virginia]] from Christian's shitty driving. | ||
All Punislav cruisers registered in [[CWCville]] are required to have a brown/gray color scheme, effectively making them look like big logs of shit on wheels, an attribute making it so blatantly obvious that he hates the police, that it earns Christian 1 axe to [[Bob Walks In|cut down his internet.]] | All Punislav cruisers registered in [[CWCville]] are required to have a brown/gray color scheme, effectively making them look like big logs of shit on wheels, an attribute making it so blatantly obvious that he hates the police, that it earns Christian 1 axe to [[Bob Walks In|cut down his internet.]] | ||
Why is this evil police robot called "Punislav"? Does he have [[ | Why is this evil police robot called "Punislav"? Does he have [[Molvanîa|Slavic]] origins? Nah. It's just that Chris wanted to name him "Punislave" (was that some anarchistic commentary on modern society?), but [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|was afraid to use the word "slave"]], probably because he thinks it means "[[niggo]]". Yes, another [[Chris and English|mangling of the English language]], another [[fail]]. | ||
==See also:== | ==See also:== | ||
Revision as of 21:32, 22 March 2010
Jerkop Punislav is the official police cruiser/decepti-clone of the Jerk Operation Squad. The Punislav's design is based off either the 2006-present Dodge Charger police package or the 2005-2009 Ford Mustang Police package, although it's more likely the latter, as Chris can only replicate what Michael Bay shows to his stupid autistic brain.
Punislav is one of the most obvious ripoffs that he has created, with almost every feature (with the notable exception of the paintjob) an exact copy of Barricade.
The Punislav was most likely created because Chris got one too many speeding tickets, so he decided to pretend all Virginia State Troopers were all big, mean robots out to kill him, when in fact, they're trying to protect the noble residents of Virginia from Christian's shitty driving.
All Punislav cruisers registered in CWCville are required to have a brown/gray color scheme, effectively making them look like big logs of shit on wheels, an attribute making it so blatantly obvious that he hates the police, that it earns Christian 1 axe to cut down his internet.
Why is this evil police robot called "Punislav"? Does he have Slavic origins? Nah. It's just that Chris wanted to name him "Punislave" (was that some anarchistic commentary on modern society?), but was afraid to use the word "slave", probably because he thinks it means "niggo". Yes, another mangling of the English language, another fail.
See also:
