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[[File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg|thumb|Magic-Chan in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]
[[File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg|thumb|Magic-Chan in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]


Magi-Chan exists in this weird nebulous reality where, because he's supposed to be the smartest being alive, he's actually more intelligent than the [[Christian Weston Chandler|creator]] of his own universe. So his is the experience of spending the entirety of his life enraged at the blatant retardation of the people and the world around him, and yet being completely unable to express it. He's keenly aware of how meaningless a character he is, and how quickly he could be tossed to the side, written off, or killed off-screen, never to be mentioned again. His only hope is that one day he will transcend the boundaries of Chris's terrible narrative and he'll evolve into a being unrestrained by the comic's conventions. An avatar for pure hatred. [[CWCville]] will be consumed by fire. But fear that day, my friends, because once he is done with his universe, he will move on to ours. And that will be a dark day indeed.
Magi-Chan was, in earlier comics, perhaps the most useless in Chris's canon of useless characters, rivaled only by [[Lolisa Rosechu]]. Despite being essentially omnipotent, he does little more than enable everybody else to do something by filling them in on all the exposition and teleporting them where they need to go.
 
Magi-Chan is perhaps the most useless in Chris's canon of useless characters, rivaled only by [[Lolisa Rosechu]]. Despite being essentially omnipotent, he does little more than enable everybody else to do something by filling them in on all the exposition and teleporting them where they need to go, rather than make Chris waste his valuable time by (gasp!) building the world and building up suspense!


In recent comics, however, Magi-Chan has come in more handy as a sort of "right-hand man" to Chris, particularly in his fight against homosexuality. Chris has stated that Magi-Chan monitors all sexual activity in the city using his psychic powers, and later has Magi-Chan travel to the future in order to obtain a bulk batch of the cure for homosexuality. Magi-Chan would effectively contaminate the water supply of [[Cwcville]] with Chris's blood in order to cleanse the world of its [[homos]].
In recent comics, however, Magi-Chan has come in more handy as a sort of "right-hand man" to Chris, particularly in his fight against homosexuality. Chris has stated that Magi-Chan monitors all sexual activity in the city using his psychic powers, and later has Magi-Chan travel to the future in order to obtain a bulk batch of the cure for homosexuality. Magi-Chan would effectively contaminate the water supply of [[Cwcville]] with Chris's blood in order to cleanse the world of its [[homos]].
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===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]===
===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]===


Magi-Chan's egg lands in a secluded cave in the cliffs surrounding CWCville. Upon hatching, he is spoken to via telepathy by what appears to be [[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]]; although Chris's crappy drawings don't make it exactly clear. Anyhoo, this psychic what-the-fuck trains Magi-Chan [[Sonee]] to use his psychic abilities until he evolves in meditation one day. The first thing he does whilst in his new form is crack one off. Yes - Magi-Chan, the emo/Goth, stoic and serious character, farts. [[Random-access humor|Classy.]]
Magi-Chan's egg lands in a secluded cave in the cliffs surrounding CWCville. Upon hatching, he is spoken to via telepathy by [[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]], who trains Magi-Chan [[Sonee]] to use his psychic abilities until he evolves in meditation one day.


===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===
===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===


Magi-Chan stands over CWCville, his all-knowing mind seeing the impending fight against [[Blake]]. He sighs, heads on over where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members and seems to set himself up as their leader within moments. The others seemed to accept this rather than asking "Who the fuck are you, you big purple fag?" Then they all beat up [[Blake]] to the point that his head is bleeding all over the grass.
Magi-Chan stands over CWCville, his all-knowing mind seeing the impending fight against [[Blake]]. He sighs, heads on over where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members and seems to set himself up as their leader within moments. Then they all beat up [[Blake]] to the point that his head is bleeding all over the grass.


===[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Smashed_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Smashed Hearts & Entrapment]]===
===[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Smashed_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Smashed Hearts & Entrapment]]===


Magi-Chan and the other Chaotic Combo members are teleported into action by Chris. That's about it. The entire Chaotic Combo and [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] never fight or have any real dialogue in this issue. So what was the point in them even appearing?
Magi-Chan and the other Chaotic Combo members are teleported into action by Chris.


===[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|Evil is Afoot]]===
===[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|Evil is Afoot]]===


While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal]], Chris and Magi-Chan try to figure out how to free her. Magi-Chan gives a bullshit theory about how the Sonichu Balls could break the dark mirror.  
While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal]], Chris and Magi-Chan try to figure out how to free her.


Then [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] attacks and Chris orders Magi-Chan and Sonichu to investigate with him. Magi-Chan does practically nothing from there on other than stopping Sonichu from starring in his own comic for a few seconds.
[[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] attacks and Chris orders Magi-Chan and Sonichu to investigate with him. Magi-Chan does practically nothing from there.


===[[Sonichu_7#Episode_15:_.22Time_for_a_Ball.22|Time for a Ball]] & [[Sonichu_7#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22|Time Hogs]]===
===[[Sonichu_7#Episode_15:_.22Time_for_a_Ball.22|Time for a Ball]] & [[Sonichu_7#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22|Time Hogs]]===


For no reason, Magi-Chan, along with Chris and Sonichu, begin the hunt for the [[Sonichu Balls]] at the [[Manchester High School]] Gymnasium. Magi-Chan gives some made-up theory about how the Sonichu Balls can be scattered throughout time. He then magically realizes that Chris came in contact with the ball back in [[1996]] and the three go back in time to retrieve it. On the way back Chris gets lost in a time void and Magi-Chan explains the he will return eventually. Sonichu shows no real interest in his father's plight and makes a few sleazy sex references before leaving for his date with [[Rosechu]].
For no reason, Magi-Chan, along with Chris and Sonichu, begin the hunt for the [[Sonichu Balls]] at the [[Manchester High School]] Gymnasium. Magi-Chan gives some made-up theory about how the Sonichu Balls can be scattered throughout time. He then magically realizes that Chris came in contact with the ball back in [[1996]] and the three go back in time to retrieve it. On the way back Chris gets lost in a time void and Magi-Chan explains the he will return eventually.


===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_Prologue|Episode 18 Prologue]]===
===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_Prologue|Episode 18 Prologue]]===


Here we see the [[Chaotic Combo]] celebrating their 19th birthday on 2 February 2008. This is a lame-ass attempt to make [[Chris]] look like less of a [[pedofork]]. As expected this facade fools absolutely no one.
Here we see the [[Chaotic Combo]] celebrating their 19th birthday on 2 February 2008.


===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]===
===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]===
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[[Image:MagiChanisGay.JPG|250 px|thumb|Precise and accurate]]
[[Image:MagiChanisGay.JPG|250 px|thumb|Precise and accurate]]


Magi-Chan, being too lazy to do the task himself, explains to [[Bubbles]] that he has found a [[Sonichu Ball]] according th his psychic link, and tells her to go get it. He also tries to warn her of [[Silvana]]'s trap but Bubbles doesn't believe him despite the fact that Magi-Chan fucking knows everything. Eventually [[Jiggliami]] calls her and tells her that she found [[Blake]] unconscious and the two girls begin their fight. After Silvana leaves, Bubbles asks Magi-chan to teleport her to Blake.
Magi-Chan explains to [[Bubbles]] that he has found a [[Sonichu Ball]] according th his psychic link, and tells her to go get it. He also tries to warn her of [[Silvana]]'s trap, but Bubbles doesn't believe him. Magi-chan later teleports Bubbles to Blake.
 
===[[Sonichu_9#Episode_19:_Date_Ed_.28Even_Though_the_Idea_Sounds_Dated.29|Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)]]===
 
Magi-Chan never appears in this episode, strengthening the theory that because he is gay, he will never be happy and paired up.


===[[Episode_20#Episode_20:_CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense]]===
===[[Episode_20#Episode_20:_CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense]]===


Alone among Chris's major characters, Magi-Chan has shown no romantic interest for any other character in the comic book. In [[Episode 20]] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P65.jpg page 65], Magi-Chan told the intersex Silvana that he was deceived by her "[[China|feminine charms]]." He pleads with her to stop working with [[Count Graduon]] and insists that he can restore her "birth gender." So Magi-Chan will one day cut her [[duck|dick]] off and fall in love with her.
Magi-chan pleads with Silvana to stop working with [[Count Graduon]] and insists that he can restore her "birth gender."
 
After his exchange with Silvana, Magi-Chan disappears from episode 20 almost entirely. He plays no significant role in the plot until the epilogue, where he shows up to provide a handy deus ex machina and randomly pull Chris out of the Time Void.
After his exchange with Silvana, Magi-Chan disappears from episode 20 almost entirely. He plays no significant role in the plot until the epilogue, where he shows up to provide a handy deus ex machina and randomly pull Chris out of the Time Void.


===[[Sonichu 10#Episode 21: Christian Chandler in Director Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]===
===[[Sonichu 10#Episode 21: Christian Chandler in Director Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]===


Magi-Chan appears in the beginning of the story, having yanked Chris from the Time Void. After listening to how he raped his [[Lovely Weather|wife]] in the future, he is charged with gathering the homosexual cure and bringing it to the present. He does so, unable to stop Chris from destroying the 4-cent_garbage.com building and killing hundreds of trolls. He returns, declaring that his mission was a success and that in the future, Silvana would lose her dick and fall in love with him and that Chris's birthday would become [[Christian Love Day]]. Still obviously disturbed by what he came back to, Magi-Chan goes off on a bullshit tangent about how Chris is the only one who can save the world.
Magi-Chan appears in the beginning of the story, having yanked Chris from the Time Void. He is charged with gathering the homosexual cure and bringing it to the present, which he does.


When Chris tries to apologize for his actions involving [[Alec Benson Leary]], Magi-Chan stops [[Evan]] and [[Simonchu]] from trying to kill [[Simonla]], but fails in stopping Sean's attempt. He's obviously guilt ridden when Wild's motherless bastard child [[Sandy]] is born, telling her point blank that it was Evan who killed him, planting some sort of horrible evil seed in her. He is present at the [[Asperchu Four|Asperchu Four's]] trial, planting evidence to convict them. He is last seen at Alec's execution, electrocuting him.
When Chris tries to apologize for his actions involving [[Alec Benson Leary]], Magi-Chan stops [[Evan]] and [[Simonchu]] from trying to kill [[Simonla]], but fails to stop Sean's attempt. He's obviously guilt ridden when Wild's motherless bastard child [[Sandy]] is born, telling her point blank that it was Evan who killed him. He is present at the [[Asperchu Four|Asperchu Four's]] trial, planting evidence to convict them. He is last seen at Alec's execution, electrocuting him.
 
==Mental illness==
[[Image:Magichan talking bollocks.png|thumb|left|400px|An example of Magi-chan's recent unintelligible speech and mental confusion]]
[[File:MagiChanPsychopath.PNG|thumb|right|Artist's depiction of Magi-Chan's mental breakdown.]]
 
Recently, Magi-Chan has shown some signs of mental confusion, severe depression and aggression towards the [[Chaotic Combo]]. His symptoms began in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], when he could only target the signal of a Sonichu Ball with the precision (using the term loosely) of 3,000 fathoms. For much of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] he appears confused and disorientated, and most of his speech is unintelligible. He talks to himself, and at one point reduces himself to tears. This raises fears that he is suffering from some kind of mental illness or deterioration such as [[Wikipedia:Alzheimer's disease|Alzheimer's disease]] or [[Wikipedia:cerebral palsy|cerebral palsy]]. It is possible that his unusually powerful intelligence is the result of some birth defect which is now causing him problems; he will need to be observed in the coming months to see if the deterioration continues or if he develops spasticity.
 
Fresh fears are raised every day; it was revealed on page 70 of ''Sonichu'' #10 that Magi-Chan's psychic powers had somehow "missed" a stereotypical [[Inos|Rastafarian]] living in a "Dumbster" behind a [[Chris and Money|soup hotel]]. This raised consternation even from the usually [[Autism|stoic]] [[Sonichu]]. It is becoming increasingly clear that something is dreadfully wrong with Magi-Chan. Christian must act fast to ensure that he gets the [[Rocky Shoemaker|help]] he needs.


==Outside of the Comics==
==Outside of the Comics==


Magi-Chan is one of the more popular characters with the trolls, due to his arguably homosexual tendencies. As such. he is mentioned in Chris's [[Mailbag]]s quite frequently. This has caused a few new facts about the character to surface, notably that [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|he is aware of any sex act]] that happens to occur within [[CWCville]] city limit and inform Chris if it doesn't fit his [[Homos|puritanical ideals]]. That's not creepy or anything.
Magi-Chan is one of the more popular characters with the trolls, due to his arguably homosexual tendencies. As such. he is mentioned in Chris's [[Mailbag]]s quite frequently. This has caused a few new facts about the character to surface, notably that [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|he is aware of any sex act]] that happens to occur within [[CWCville]] city limit and inform Chris if it doesn't fit his [[Homos|puritanical ideals]].
 
==Evidence that Magi-Chan is a [[homo]]==
 
*"-''chan''" is a Japanese honorific used to address young women and children.
*The only girl he's remotely interested in is the [[Silvana|chick with the dick]].
*According to [[Mailbag 31]], Magi-Chan uses his psychic powers to actually go ''looking'' for people having gay sex.
*He's fucking purple.
*He teleported for [[Wild]] but refused to teleport for his friends in general.
*Chris made him.


==Gallery==
==Gallery==

Revision as of 06:52, 19 February 2011

“ It seemed unlikely for a loong time. But Magi-Chan saw in a future a long-haired black Rosechu, who was born true of Venus on the Earth's Moon. Yet she would be cursed with a protrusion that can be undone by eliminating the one who had placed the curse. ”
Chris describes Magi-Chan's yearning for love.
Sonichu character
SchuMagichan1.jpg
Magi-Chan Sonichu
Date of birth ??? (in universe)

21 February 2006 (IRL)

Gender Male
Length ???
Weight ???
Parents Mewtwo
Species Sonichu (Electric Hedgehog Pokémon)
Type Electric/Psychic
Evolves from Sonee (with Moon Stone)
Evolves into N/A

Magi-Chan is a Sonichu, and a member of the Chaotic Combo. He's the serious know-it-all and the only character not interested in finding a sweetheart. He's also one of the major sources of deus ex machina in the comic, and thus far the character most often depicted as just a floating head.

Magi-Chan is probably the only sympathetic character in the whole series, due to his sarcastic and often serious mood unintentionally making him seem intolerant of Sonichu and Chris's bullshit, and the homosexual undertones in his character. He also remains girlfriend-free the longest of all the characters, and only complains about it when Sonichu boasts that he's going to be fucking his girlfriend all night.

He is also rather annoying to other readers, simply because he is clearly omnipotent, but refuses to use his powers for any reason other than to exposit and teleport characters to where they need to be in order to do a job he could, himself, do in a matter of moments. However, some readers find this to be his most redeeming characteristic, as he clearly only puts in the bare minimum of effort to satisfy Chris's retarded whims.

According to Chris, "Magi-Chan" is intended to be a lame pun on "magician".[1]

Overview

Magic-Chan in ModNation Racers

Magi-Chan was, in earlier comics, perhaps the most useless in Chris's canon of useless characters, rivaled only by Lolisa Rosechu. Despite being essentially omnipotent, he does little more than enable everybody else to do something by filling them in on all the exposition and teleporting them where they need to go.

In recent comics, however, Magi-Chan has come in more handy as a sort of "right-hand man" to Chris, particularly in his fight against homosexuality. Chris has stated that Magi-Chan monitors all sexual activity in the city using his psychic powers, and later has Magi-Chan travel to the future in order to obtain a bulk batch of the cure for homosexuality. Magi-Chan would effectively contaminate the water supply of Cwcville with Chris's blood in order to cleanse the world of its homos.

He is a combination of three characters:

Magi-Chan as a Sonee.

Major Comic Appearances

Sonichu Babies

Magi-Chan's egg lands in a secluded cave in the cliffs surrounding CWCville. Upon hatching, he is spoken to via telepathy by Mewtwo, who trains Magi-Chan Sonee to use his psychic abilities until he evolves in meditation one day.

When Hedgehogs Meet

Magi-Chan stands over CWCville, his all-knowing mind seeing the impending fight against Blake. He sighs, heads on over where he meets the other Chaotic Combo members and seems to set himself up as their leader within moments. Then they all beat up Blake to the point that his head is bleeding all over the grass.

Smashed Hearts & Entrapment

Magi-Chan and the other Chaotic Combo members are teleported into action by Chris.

Evil is Afoot

While everyone is pretending to worry about Crystal, Chris and Magi-Chan try to figure out how to free her.

Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc attacks and Chris orders Magi-Chan and Sonichu to investigate with him. Magi-Chan does practically nothing from there.

Time for a Ball & Time Hogs

For no reason, Magi-Chan, along with Chris and Sonichu, begin the hunt for the Sonichu Balls at the Manchester High School Gymnasium. Magi-Chan gives some made-up theory about how the Sonichu Balls can be scattered throughout time. He then magically realizes that Chris came in contact with the ball back in 1996 and the three go back in time to retrieve it. On the way back Chris gets lost in a time void and Magi-Chan explains the he will return eventually.

Episode 18 Prologue

Here we see the Chaotic Combo celebrating their 19th birthday on 2 February 2008.

Spring Break

Precise and accurate

Magi-Chan explains to Bubbles that he has found a Sonichu Ball according th his psychic link, and tells her to go get it. He also tries to warn her of Silvana's trap, but Bubbles doesn't believe him. Magi-chan later teleports Bubbles to Blake.

CWC-Defense

Magi-chan pleads with Silvana to stop working with Count Graduon and insists that he can restore her "birth gender." After his exchange with Silvana, Magi-Chan disappears from episode 20 almost entirely. He plays no significant role in the plot until the epilogue, where he shows up to provide a handy deus ex machina and randomly pull Chris out of the Time Void.

Christian Chandler in Director Amenities

Magi-Chan appears in the beginning of the story, having yanked Chris from the Time Void. He is charged with gathering the homosexual cure and bringing it to the present, which he does.

When Chris tries to apologize for his actions involving Alec Benson Leary, Magi-Chan stops Evan and Simonchu from trying to kill Simonla, but fails to stop Sean's attempt. He's obviously guilt ridden when Wild's motherless bastard child Sandy is born, telling her point blank that it was Evan who killed him. He is present at the Asperchu Four's trial, planting evidence to convict them. He is last seen at Alec's execution, electrocuting him.

Outside of the Comics

Magi-Chan is one of the more popular characters with the trolls, due to his arguably homosexual tendencies. As such. he is mentioned in Chris's Mailbags quite frequently. This has caused a few new facts about the character to surface, notably that he is aware of any sex act that happens to occur within CWCville city limit and inform Chris if it doesn't fit his puritanical ideals.

Gallery

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Sauces

  1. ↑ DPF phonecall

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