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Revision as of 07:03, 24 September 2019

Chris believes in the existance of Parallel Universes, otherwise known as Dimensions, that co-exist with our reality. In accordance to his unusual, egotistical and unreal beliefs and fantasies, this is a list of all the known dimensions that Chris believes in.

Background

Chris has readily accepted the multiverse theory as objective fact and uses it as a vehicle to justify his belief that cartoons are real. He was likely exposed to it for the first time in an episode of Family Guy, "Road to the Multiverse".[1] It's important to point out that the infamous second call between Chris and Alec, which took place on 28 January 2010, occurred only four months after the original air date of this episode,[2] meaning the idea was still fresh in Chris's mind.

In recent years, Chris has become much more vocal about his belief in multiple universes. He invoked the existence of an alternative reality when expressing his disapproval of President Trump.[3] Unpromptedly, he confirmed his belief in alternative dimensions in the Doopie E-mails.[4] He confidently asserted the actual existence of CWCville in his interview with Count Dankula.[5] He wanted to discuss the nature of other realities with a writer of Marvel Comics after learning about "Earth 1218", (which is our reality) in the comics.[6] He did not back down even after said writer stated that it was all fiction. It's also notable to mention that Chris was so easily manipulated by the Idea Guy in part because he had invoked the multiverse theory;[7] which immediately garnered Chris's attention.

C-197

C-197 houses not only Cwcville, but also the ton of our other “fictional” individuals of the Simpsons, Captain America, Batman, Eric Cartman, Kim Possible, Meg Griffin, Optimus Prime, Papa Smurf, Inuyasha, Ash Ketchum, all of the Pokémon, Digimon, and so forth; Sunset Shimmer and the Canterlot High group, with the Portal to Equestria there too, the CPUs, and all the many others as well. You imagine it; (unless it exists in an alternate setting, like where World War 2 never happened), It Will Be There!
Chris[8]

C-197 represents an expansion of Chris's imaginary land. It includes CWCville, RuleCWC, the rubble of the 4-Cent_Garbage building, and characters and places from various media franchises. Superheroes, Sonichus, copyright infringement, anything is possible.

No longer content with the city of CWCville, Chris spends his mid-30s fantasizing about an entire dimension of cartoon characters and imaginary friends from fiction the world over. He hopes that one day the Dimensional Merge will unite that dimension with ours.

List of OCs

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Chris occasionally churns out descriptions of various residents of C-197. Some might have originated with Chris, while others were planted into his head by Idea Guys or their ilk.

  • AyyJay Farton - A My Little Pony OC. Chris "discovered" him and said he's known for "Apple Juice Farts; really bad, and yet apple juice is his favourite beverage. Pew!" Probably a troll creation. After describing this character, Chris had to deny that he has a fart fetish[9].
  • Bob Chandler, aka Robertchu - Chris was convinced that Bob's spirit resides in C-197[10] during the Idea Guys saga[11]. Bob's Sonichu form may have been designed by Idea Guy - he is in the form of a beaver, a possible nod to Bob's Internet Lumberjack nickname. Featured in Sonichu 16, in which Bob meets Ted Bundy.
  • Chris's deceased pets - Patti and the deceased Chandler Cats[12].
  • Cindy Zapbud - Chris imagined this up out of spite towards Cole Smithey. In the Rosechu's Story's fancomic, Cole is a Pokemon Professor. Chris disapproved of this detail and claimed that Cole was later demoted due to faltering work, and that Cindy Zapbud replaced him. Chris made sure to note that Zapbud is 4'11'' and has D-cup breasts[13]
  • CWC Psychlight
  • Dark Idea Guy
  • Fate - A Pikachu, later evolved to Raichu, that Chris met at Target in October 2018. Likely created by the Teen Troon Squad, as Fate was only mentioned during the timeframe Chris was in contact with them[14]. Fate's purpose was to work with the Squad and Chris on the merge, and was a watchdog, a convenient reason as to why Chris wasn't allowed to give details:
And the reason why I can’t tell y’all the specific details is for y’all’s own safety and being. If I were to tell y’all the details, someone will recklessly attempt to prevent the Dimensional Merge in Full Progress now. Fate Is Working with us to make this happen. And everyone knows better than to tempt Fate. Fate WOULD and WILL Kill You Off or Stop You from doing anything to stop or prevent Any of the crucial Events in regards to the Dimensional Merge.[15]
  • Gary Stu
  • Hitlerchu - Created by Idea Guy. Featured in Sonichu 16.
  • J-chu, aka The Captain[16] - In October 2018, Chris had a vision of "flying wonder" J-chu[17]. The Captain was not thrilled at being dragged into Chris's fantasyland[18]
  • Jakoba - Jacob Sockness's OC, inserted into Chris's beliefs. Featured in Sonichu 14.
  • Jesus Christ - In June 2019, Chris claimed that Jesus was working with him on the Dimensional Merge[19].
  • Johnson Wiles
  • Kun T’Nyuget
  • Lightning Quartz
  • Lukas
  • Night Star
  • Null
  • Ted Bundychu - a Sonichu-fied version of serial killer Ted Bundy. Created by Idea Guy. Featured in Sonichu 16.

As Heaven

Chris considers C-197 to be his version of Heaven, an afterlife populated by characters from his favorite media franchises as well as the spirits of his deceased pets and father.

In a May 2019 tweet replying to someone whose father had passed away, Chris attempted to comfort the woman by telling her that her father's spirit was likely in C-197.

I am really sorry to hear that about your father. It really is a shocker when someone passes on on-the-spot like that. Apparently, in cases like that, destiny and fate needed him and had plans that are out of reach or negotiation at the moment. But, rest assured, your father’s soul is serving a good and greater purpose where he is right now (likely in C-197 helping out there through his self-counterpart’s body).[20]

Fortunately for the bereaved, Chris's account was private at the time so she did not see his blasphemy.

Gallery

1218

On Twitter, Chris asked Marvel writer Seanan McGuire which dimension number represents the Earth that we are currently occupying. Seanan responded with the Marvel Universe canonical answer "Earth-1218". Chris took this to literally mean that we exist in a parallel universe with other realities (a scientific possibility that is nonetheless currently untestable). Over the following months, Chris harmonized this concept with his own C-197. According to Chris, Earth 1218 and C-197 are in the process of merging.

1C-211987

Main article: Dimensional Merge

A mash-up of the other two dimension names, this would be the combined dimension of the cartoon C-197 and our reality, which Chris believes will occur with the dimension merge.

References


The places of Chris's life

Chris's homes: 14 Branchland Court (Chris's room | Chris's kitchen | Yard | 2014 house fire) | Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments | Surreywood Subdivision | Newberry Towne Subdivision | Rental House | Regency Inn Richmond | Central Virginia Regional Jail | Western State Hospital | Big Island house

Chris's education: Greene County Primary School | James Madison University | Providence Middle School | Nathanael Greene Elementary School | Manchester High School | Piedmont Virginia Community College (not to be confused with Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens)

Chris's churches: Grace Baptist Church | Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church

Chris's jobs: Cutco Cutlery | Wendy's | Books-a-million | Toys “R” Us | Sonichu Entertainment of America

Other attraction locations: University of Virginia | Charlottesville Fashion Square (Abercrombie & Fitch | Chick-fil-A | Pac Sun | Starbucks) | Wal-Mart (McDonald's) | Target | The GAMe PLACe | Impulse Gay Social-Club | Fridays After Five

Conventions: Animate! Raleigh | Anime Mid-Atlantic | BronyCon (2017 • 2018 • 2019) | MAGfest | OmegaCon | TooManyGames

Other places Chris has visited: Anytime Fitness | Best Buy | Burger King | Country Cookin | "Create-a-Crear Workshop" | Cville Pride | The End Games | GameStop | Golden Corral | McIntire Park | Region Ten | Snooky's Pawn Shop | Taco Bell


Cities of the World: Albemarle County (Advance Mills) | Bedford County (Big Island) | Charlottesville | Chesterfield County (Midlothian) | Greene County (Barboursville | Ruckersville | Stanardsville) | Harrisonburg | Lynchburg | Richmond

Countries of the World: Australia | Australatina | China | Confederate States | England | Finland | Germany | Italy | Iraq | Japan | Mexico | Molvanîa | Niger | Spain | Russia | United States (California | District of Columbia | Maryland | North Carolina | Ohio | Pennsylvania | Texas | Virginia | Washington)

Extra-terrestrial locations: Dimensions | The Moon | The Sun


Map of Chris's World