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The little shits end almost every statement with "Yay!". It should be noted that this is how [[Chris]] talks, not how ''children'' talk. | The little shits end almost every statement with "Yay!". It should be noted that this is how [[Chris]] talks, not how ''children'' talk. | ||
Robbie makes a brief appearance in [[Sonichu 11]], describing an incident which involved him pissing on a lizard. Needless [[Patti Chan|cruelty to animals]] is one of the early signs of a [[Christian Weston Chandler|potential psychopath]]. | Robbie makes a brief appearance in [[Sonichu 11]], describing an incident which involved him pissing on a lizard. Needless [[Patti-Chan|cruelty to animals]] is one of the early signs of a [[Christian Weston Chandler|potential psychopath]]. | ||
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Revision as of 21:19, 10 January 2010
Cerah (sometimes spelled Cera), Christine and Robbie are the children of Sonichu and Rosechu. Cerah is the oldest, then Christine, and finally Robbie.[1]
They are identifided by their whiny, high-pitched voices and irritating speech impediments. It is notable that to date Sonichu or Rosechu have not been seen spending time with a child of the opposite gender. Rosechu spends large amounts of time with Cera and Christine in the kitchen, while Sonichu engages in manly activity with Robbie such as engaging in eye contact.
The children are widely hated by the trolls everybody.
Appearances
The kids' most prominent appearance to date is in the sign Chris drew to show his support for McIntire Park. They've also been seen in a one-page insert in Sonichu Issue 9, as well as begetting a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spend the rest of their time being watched over by their Spanish lesbian nanny, Heather Iglesias, while their neglectful parents waste time trying to assist a hideous manchild in his quest for balls.
The hellish abominations spawned from Rosechu's loins have also appeared in A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story, and in Sonichu 11. Sonichu 11 is where Chris started making comics of said Christmas Story. Here we learn that Christine is no longer a virgin, and Robbie replaces his R's with W's while speaking in an effort to be as saccharine and grating as possible. Cera (formerly Cerah) breaks the fourth wall to say "I wuv you!" to Chris.
The little shits end almost every statement with "Yay!". It should be noted that this is how Chris talks, not how children talk.
Robbie makes a brief appearance in Sonichu 11, describing an incident which involved him pissing on a lizard. Needless cruelty to animals is one of the early signs of a potential psychopath.
Shiny
Christine is a "Shining Rosey" according to Chris.[1] Unsurprisingly, Chris has, yet again, ripped off an element of Pokémon canon (in the games, a Pokémon that has a different coloration from what is usual for its species is considered to be "shiny"), because Chris lives, breathes, eats, and shits Pokémon. Chris also seems to believe that his readers are also Pokéfags like him, because he assumes that everyone understands what the term "shiny" means, and thus neglects to elaborate any further.
It is believed that Sonichu and Rosechu claim Christine is a shiny to hide the fact her real father is Magi-chan, which would explain her distinct purple colouring. Christine's real father can also be Darkbind, who has a similar purple color to Magi-chan.
Fan art
The children of Sonichu and Rosechu are also a popular subject for fan art. In August, 2009, a large volume of art depicting Sonichu and Rosechu's frolicking children was emailed to Chris. He did not appreciate it, for some odd reason.
Sauces
See also:
- Sonee & Rosey
- Sonichu
- Rosechu
- Guro
- CWC Update 12 August 2009, in which Chris addresses the former.
- A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story