Lolisa Rosechu
| “ | Lolisa is of Radio DJ and Co-Host personality; she keeps up with the latest news and trends, sad from bad news; happy from good news, honest and punctual. | ” |
| Chris, attempting to describe Lolisa's personality | ||
Lolisa is a Rosechu with no known origin. She is Jamsta Sonichu's partner at KCWC, as well as his girlfriend. If you thought the other Rosechus were hollow, vapid shells, you ain't seen nothin' yet — Lolisa couldn't be more of a non-character if she tried. She has no character history, no relevance to the plot (such as it is), and doesn't even have a token element to specialize in. She almost certainly just exists so Jamsta could have a girlfriend around, dispelling rumors that he's gay.
Origin
Lolisa is the second oldest Electric Hedgehog Pokémon and oldest Rosechu in the comic, which causes a severe logical problem. Presumably, if she were the oldest, the species of female Sonichus would be named after her, but that honor goes to Rosechu. If he did this on purpose, Chris probably doesn't want female Sonichus to be called Lolichus, lest we think he is a pedofork.
When confronted about this discrepancy in the mailbag, Chris waves the concept aside by claiming that both Lolisa and Jamsta simply hatched in a private location and weren't catalogued until after Sonichu and Rosechu were discovered.
Sonichu 8
Lolisa convinces Rosechu to allow Zapina to be present at the Women's rights stripping protest. Most people would consider this as grooming a child for sexual abuse.
Lolisa briefly (and vapidly) reports on the crazy happenings of Spring Break.
Sonichu 9
Lolisa is among the group defending the CWCville Shopping Center from the PVCC, though all she's seen doing is punching a few people. Whether or not she possesses electric powers (or any other abilities for that matter) remains to be seen.