Retroactive continuity in Sonichu

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Chris, thinking himself to be clever and believing he can change things without other people noticing, has retconned much of the Sonichu canon.

In the case of names, Chris changed them on the advice of Shigeru Miyamoto and Jay Z who told Chris that they can't make a game with the names of real people. Despite finding out that they were trolls, Chris has kept the name changes "just in case" Nintendo or Sega decides to pick up the game.

Some changes are a result of troll attacks and Chris's homophobia. Black Sonichu became Blake after Chris was accused of being a racist. More notably, the iconic Sonichu Balls which play a major role in the latter comics have become Sonichu Crystals after gay fans and trolls pointed out that it's pretty gay for him to want to get as many BALLS as he can to FREE him. Likewise, the infamous "Rainbow Chris" image from Sub-Episode 2 was changed to a background of the gates of Heaven when pointed out that rainbows are the international symbol of gay pride.

Another, far more minor, retcon that Chris has done, is the updating of the [[Rosechu]s], "feminine physique". In several places, most notably in Sonichu 8, many of the female characters have had their boobies and china more prominently outlined. This is probably a desperate attempt made by Chris to STAY STRAIGHT in the face of all those homosexual college professors using his Sonichu to support gay pride.

Chris has also altered the storyline in several places, such as the birth of Sonichu (explaining that they have aged in real time in the comics, due to criticisms that 16 year old Sonichu was having sex with a 15 year old Rosechu) and later adding that Sonichu and Rosechu got married, which would have justified their sex in Sonichu 8 (though Chris still fails to account that Rosechu would have been 17 when the two would have been married, which would still be statutory rape under US law). Pressed to make peace with Mary Lee Walsh, Chris on CWCipedia wrote a new story about how Slaweel and Mary Lee Walsh are two separate people which defeats the purpose of needing a separate name for a separate Mary Lee Walsh.

Chris has also changed the ending to Sonichu 5, episode 13, where the original shows him and Megan hugging on page 50 followed by a disclaimer at the bottom of page 51 where Rosechu "sets the record straight" by making it clear that the hug "didn't happen for real". Likely due to Megan telling Chris to back off, page 50 was replaced with a closeup of Sailor Megtune's face where she whines about how bad she feels for Chris and Rosechu's speech was changed to simply a white box with the words "to be continued...". Interestingly, the version of the comics Chris has posted to CWCipedia reflects the original, with both the hug and Rosechu's disclaimer intact, whereas the videobook version of episode 13 is the alternate one, with the grotesque closeup of Sailor Megtune's face and the edited page 51.

Name changes

The follow is a comprehensive list of name changes:

Before After
Bagget Dagget
Black Sonichu/Blachu Blake
Hanna Fandanna
Joseph Cole Smithey "Joe Cool" Smithey
Joseph Herring Joe Herr
Megan Meg-chan
Mary Lee Walsh Slaweel Ryam (alternatively "Slaweel the Witch")
Sarah Hammer Nicole Rammer
Wes Iseli Walter Grisby

Gallery of Retcons