Jerkop
A Jerkop is a mall security guard. (Its name is a portmanteau of "Jerk" and "Cop") In the comics, an agent of Mary Lee Walsh. Jerkops are not seen much outside of the Sub-Episodes.
Appearance
Jerkops are depicted as even more simplified than the other background characters in the Sonichu comics. Their legs are generally held tightly together, as if they generally moved via tiny wheels on the undersides of their feet, have a plain, curved, vase-like white body, and appear to be robotic, possibly be mass-produced.
More elite jerkops may have special forms, or they may have actual humans in ranks above them.
Police?
While one might think Chris is essentially delivering a verbose "Fuck the Police"; he clarifies in Sonichu 5 that brown is wrong, and the standard blue and green are TRUE AND HONEST. Ergo, while he loathes mall security preventing him from soliciting, the cops that keep him safe from guns are A-OK. Just like with homosexuality; Chris decided to vilify those that dare see differently from him.
Of note, police in CWCville are probably extremely inept. Not once have they appeared in the fight against Mary Lee Walsh or the Jerkops, with the exception of Sonichu 5 (Where Chris orders them away almost instantly). More than likely, the TRUE police probably don't give a shit about CWC's vendetta, and are hanging with Yawning Squirtle somewhere.
Equipment
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Jerkops, in order cockblock everyone, are equipped with faux badges, evidently made of crackers, glitter glue, and treebark. What purpose these serve is unknown, as no one would be so retarded to fall for such a shoddy disguise.
In terms of weaponry, most Jerkops carry a nightstick pulled from nowhere, and one was carrying handcuffs in Sonichu 4. The Jerkhief even carries a metallic slingshot, aka, a handgun, with his metal suit. However, the most heavily armed Jerkop is the W-M-Manajerk, utilizing a giant shell of robotic armor.
Notable Jerkops
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