Jerkhief
Jerkhief is a black Jerkop known best for uttering the phrase "My wooden badge was delicious" on the cover of Sonichu 4. Jerkhief is based on a real life mall security guard who told the manchild to GTFO; Chris had his Attraction Sign at the time and he was apparently creeping out the people in front of GameStop.
In Sub-Episode 1, Jerkhief interrupted CWC's Love Quest and told him to stop soliciting like any sane person would. Chris was being a whiny faggot as usual and refused to leave. So, he beat up a bunch of Jerkops, but then Jerkhief activated his mecha battle armor. Unfortunately, he could not overcome the power of Chris-Chan Sonichu. This whole "Jerkop-Tastropie" took place in CWCville Shopping Center.
The meaning of "My wooden badge was delicious"
As one of the things that has utterly baffled fans trolls, someone was courageous enough to ask Chris this in an IRC chat and Chris explained its meaning:
| “ | the Jerkhief has a Badge made from TREE wood, painted to look like an "official" police badge, and the Jerkops under him have Badges made from Graham Crackers, painted to be the mockery badges as well. The Jerkhief portrayed on the cover took a bite out of his wooden badge, as if it was made from a Graham Cracker, and called it delicious like a Graham Cracker...which you would have learned that from the "Backyard Safari" Sub-Episode. | ” |
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