Sylvana

Before there was a penis.

After obtaining a penis.

Silvana is a shape-shifting hermaphrodic Rosechu who first appeared in Sonichu's News Dash #7 and later played a major role in Sonichu 8. Aside from her shape-shifting powers she also shows some psychic ability. She was created by the same rainbow that made the Chaotic Combo. Her egg somehow ended up on the Moon, where she was raised by the evil Count Graduon. She is a combination of six characters:

• Raichu
• The Pokémon Ditto
• Some Psychic and/or Dark Pokémon
• Amy Rose
• Rouge the Bat (Both sluts and sex symbols)
• Sailor Moon (Head crest)

Biography

Count Graduon gave her the power of shape-shifting, a dick, and the skills of seduction. During Spring Break, Silvana transforms into Bubbles to have sex with Blake. When she has sex, she secretes a paralysing venom which leaves Blake hospitalized. She later tried to seduce Bubbles as well, but Magi-Chan convinced her not to fuck the hermaphrodite. What she actually intended to do after fucking and paralyzing everything in sight is never elaborated upon. It is believed that Silvana is meant to be a metaphor who represents the countless trolls who troll Chris by pretending to be women.

As of Sonichu 10 Chris have decided to neuter Silvana, and, as many trolls have repeatedly predicted, pair her up with Magi-Chan.

The Original News Dash

Chris-chan avoids explaining why she has a penis.

Chris writes:

“Recently, a black Rosechu came down from outer space in a fashionable space ship. She came down onto our Earth wreaking havoc by abducting the Sonichu Heroes. But in conjunction with Chris-Chan Sonichu, the Rosechus of Earth rescued all of them. In an interview with Magi-Chan Sonichu, he said, “I’ve been communicating with her through telekinesis, and she sounded very lonesome. She said that she was a female Pikachu who was hit by a shining light from the Chaos Rainbow.” The Chaos Rainbow was the rainbow made when Super Sonic collided with the Pikachu, on that fateful day in Station Square years ago. And when interviewed, the black Rosechu, who named herself, Silvana, she stated, “I abducted the Sonichus, because it was very lonesome on the moon, there were NO aliens there at all. And when I communicated with Magi-Chan, I was inspired to build my spacecraft with the remains of the shuttle that put me there in the first place.”

From this, we can assume that she was originally meant to be an avatar of Chris's loneliness. One can only imagine the pain Chris went through when circumstances forced him to corrupt her.

External Links

• Episode 18, with Silvana's Origins

See also:

Tired of "Good Fan Art"? Visit our constantly expanding Gallery of Evil Fan Art! There's even a whole section dedicated to Sylvana!

• Rosechu, who also has a pickle
• Megagi La Skunk
• Niggos
• The Motherfucking Moon
• Lady Gaga