Wild Sonichu

Wild as he appears in Sonichu 3

Wild is a sonichu, and a member of the Chaotic Combo that formed from eggs released by the rainbow as a result of the collision between Super Sonic the Hedgehog and a Pikachu. This character really has no personality. He is a grass/electric type. He is a combination of several characters:

• Sonic the Hedgehog
• Pikachu
• some grass pokemon
• Spider-Man (swings from vines that retract from his arms and sticks to walls)
• Espio the Chameleon (turns invisible, sticks to walls, both on teams whose names are derivative of the word ‘chaos’)

Wild is also a noted Sit 'n Spin player

Sonichu Babies

After being hatched, Wild is adopted by a Scyther and a Venusaur . Growing up in his Sonee form, he learns to use a vine whip and razor leaf attacks like other grass pokemon. Somehow, his adopted father manages to teach him valuable skills by repeating the same thing over and over. He eventually evolves into a green likeness of Sonichu with a “leafy tail” that looks like a beaver tail. Probably the least enigmatic Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, which is quite a feat.

When Hedgehogs Meet

While swinging from vines, he is hit by Blake who is trying to steal the Legendary Master Sunstone on a hover board. He then teams up with the rest of the Chaotic Combo for the first time and they team up to defeat Blake.

Sonichu 5

Wild and the other Chaotic Combo are teleported to help fight Mary Lee Walsh. They are unable to save Crystal from being trapped in the dark mirror. Luckily, they all have serious ADHD and forget about that, along with everyone else. This frees up time for more relationship drama and horrible sex.

Sonichu 6

Wild acts like a jealous faggot when Bubbles and Angelica talk about how cool Bionic the Hedgehog is. He says he would get all the girls if he wasn’t kicked off the team for illegal vinal defense. This implies Wild is both a cheating liar and too retarded to understand basketball.

Episode 17

Wild, Sonichu, and Rosechu are teleported to the 4-cent garbage.com building to find a Sonichu ball and confront the evil Jason Kendrick Howell. Before entering the building, Wild cries about how his father Scyther was captured by poachers, acting emo for sympathy. Interestingly enough, Wild never bothered to look for his "Father" after he saw the "passing-of-the-torch look in his eyes". Wild proceed to immediately switch topics, turn invisible and sneak into the world's least secure building. He eventually recovers one of the Sonichu Balls; despite Rosechu and Sonichu failing in the most batshit way possible.

Episode 18 Prologue

Here we see the Chaotic Combo celebrating their 19th birthday on February 2, 2008. This is a lame ass attempt to make Chris look like less of a pedophile. Almost nothing goes on, making this episode a very poor facade.

Spring break

Wild informs Punchy that his taste in women, namely Angelica, sucks balls. Somehow Punchy is not offended, merely puzzled, and proceed to plan out his rape. Other than setting up a very flimsy premise for Sonichu 9, Wild has no purpose in this comic, retarding him further as a character.

Dating ED

In the Dating Ed episode thus far, Wild attends the class alongside Punchy, making it apparent that nearly every main character is a desperate loser. Wild, after the first class is paired with Simonla by their teacher.

Of course, mere moments after meeting face to face, the two are hopelessly in love - Chris rips off Spiderman by having Wild swing through the city with Simonla in his arms, in an attempt to simulate an actual romantic moment. After this one outing, Wild takes her home to his "vibrating bed" (srsly) then Simonla shows the blueprints of her own place. Why you'd show anyone the blueprints of your house is a mystery.

The fact that Wild seems to find Simonla attractive is proof enough that he is gay, as Simonla has got to be the least effeminate character in the entire comic, surpassing even Megagi's dykiness. However, Chris will never admit that his characters are as gay as he is.

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